Thursday, September 12, 1991 The Battalion Page 11 ^ Duckbills to play tonight i n at AnNam Tea House By Rob Newberry The Battalion ustin-based four-piece the Duckbills perform tonight ieswhoBt y.at AnNam Tea House. The oup may lack a little on the mu- -lebratfHical ability side, but their debut [elease Remembering Spongecake jhows that the band can make up r it with truly hilarious humor. Remembering Spongecake is very uch a non-serious album. The lopment cassette opens with the Prince-like 'd Cana "Obvious" (this has to be a take tonear'ftff on "Kiss"), with singer Ben- 'arranza jamin McDonald crooning high- iat isim : pitched vocals against a ' destraMlowed-down funk back- of Mexi-fcound. Other songs on [he album fall into the The first time I listened to the release, I paid little attention until I hit the fifth song, "Pinchter." Hearing this very low voice ex plain his resort to childhood prac tice cracks me up: "Then I caught her stealing my cookies, so I pinched her." The bass line on the tune is perfect as well. After that, I rewound the tape and listened a little more closely. The album is full of jokes and wacky explanations, and the liner notes as well, but the best songs are saved for last. "Lil bit Girlish" closes the album and pokes fun at the slobs in front of the tube on id entei- guitar-pop category, like .m.. Pet'PHelen." But for the most orieo dt part, McDonald's humor id LaEs- (tarries the Duckbills' music well neralad- into the red on the laugh-o-meter. icludell McDonald's humor carries Duckbills 1 music well into red on the laugh-o-meter. Sunday afternoon: "I'm a Til bit girlish, I don't like to do boy- er ticket Id in the .m.. StU' leet over and viewl Mexican id band n is a id of i used label, t more honey one 1 hrax's emy's ig the ;ot me years ly the n the n An- " A £ credi- yered drum lould : with I got in the c P.E.'s ithrax bit of and a tough and band ating And flavor arses, inga n the s the i the i and Valk ge 11 jject 5 for r. a.m. )nly an. :ov- ion, i.m. ■ed. jet. Anthrax combines rap, heavy metal on latest Continued from page 10 This Way", "I'm the Man" was the first attempt for a complete crossover between hard metal and rap, recorded back in early 1987. The new version updates the song , bringing in the harder drum and bass lines common in today's hardline rap. It's good to see that the song that gave Anthrax respect in the rap com munity is getting a much need ed revamping. After four years, the song still holds as one of the best white rap songs ever. Let's see Vanilla Ice top this! "I'm the Man" follows "Bring the Noise" as one of the best cuts on the al bum. The guys should really think about releasing this as their second single. Back to some old material, included here are two live tracks from 1990s Persistence of Time. Both "Keep It in the Fam ily" and "Belly of the Beast" benefit from the live treatment, as anyone who's been to an An thrax show can tell you. Need less to say, these tracks rock, and the live versions are a lot rawer than the studio tracks. These tracks, along with "Chro matic Death" (a S.O.D. song, and former theme to MTV's Headbangers Ball) show that the band has definitely not lost their metal edge. The two new songs on the album, "Startin' Up a Posse" and "N.F.B." are the funniest and most cynical songs here. "Posse" provides a tongue in cheek acoustic ditty, using all the words designed to get them selves the coveted Parental Ad visory sticker. As Steven Tyler said, "It always guarantees a few thousand extra sales." "N.F.B." provides a typical rock ballad. I'll let you figure out the acronym. What's sur prising here is that the song is done with a fairly straight face. Despite inane lyrics ("I never meant to hurt you/ Or sleep with all your friends.") the song is exactly like the Poision- slaughte-rnelson garbage that's been giving metal a bad name. And besides, don't we get the same kind of lyrics by bands doing this seriously? Apparent ly the band wrote this song in 10-minutes to show how easy it is, but the scary thing is that if this was the next single it would probably make the MTV Top Ten. In addition to these previ ous tracks, cover songs ranging from "Protest and Survive" by early '80s hardcore band Dis charge to "Parasite" on KISS' "Hotter Than Hell " album and you've got the key to this album and Anthrax in general: variety. Sneakers In College Station at 504 Harvey Road. Ages 18 and older admit ted. Alcohol served. For more information , call 696-8888. Thursday - Killer Bees. Reggae. Starts at 10 p.m. $5 cover. Wednesday - Rif-Raf. Rock. 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