PROFITABLE NUMBER! 845-0569 — Aggies, come worship Christ centered message 8:30, 10:45 a.m. Sunday OUR SAVIOUR’S LUTHERAN The Battalion Aggie Dinner Sept. 8 12 noon Cross and Tauber Sts. Across from Luth. Student Ctr. (see ad in phone book) ^ 4/ Classified Advertising DEFENSIVE . DRIVING PLUS 1808 D Brothers Blvd. r Mobile Technologies 696-2693 ValleyVicw behind K-mart College Station (Behind Walmart) 693-6062 ‘Ticket Dismissal ‘Insurance Discount ‘Commercial D.L. Prep A State Approved Driving Safety Course Sponsored By Gulf Coast Driving School, Inc. $2.00 Off With This Coupon quarti / Tec „ n it": SONY® / in conjunction / with the I®'Ponies / March of Dimes J / presents the / College Station jl Auto Expo & . / Central Texas & / more/ Sound Challenge 7 Sept. 7th & 8th at the ^ Texas World Speedway, Page 12 The Battalion Friday, September 6,1Si WJRRD TCVAVi WKFP EPUG^TIO//AL mSKAMMIM? W/AS MOSTLY FUA/PEP gy... ...UM, BY A sfeciallV mvtD GKANT FKOft\— bv Scott McCullar ©1991 Beutel from Pag; E Spade Phillips, P.l. v/flir! LooKl trs SPflDS Yfcfi by Matt Kowlaski NlOMERooS Roles ii4 World f\FFf\tRS The Sports & Back Clinic is pleased to announce the opening of their College Station office for Sports & Orthopedic Physical Therapy at 2305B South Texas Avenue on August 26, 1991 Michael Joseph, PT, LAT, ATC Physical Therapist/Athletic Trainer For appointment please call 693-3100 or 776-2225 HAPPY ROSH HASHANAH The B'nai Brith Hillel Foundation at Texas A&M wishes the Jewish University Community a Healthy and Happy New Year. Everyone is invited to services conducted by Rabbi Peter Tarlow Rosh Hashanah Services Sunday Sept. 8 8 p.m. Monday Sept. 9 10 a.m. Tuesday Sept. 10 10 a.m. 696"7313 800 George Bush Who Is This Man? A. Rode across Asia on a tricycle. B. First magician to successfully saw a woman in half. C. Winner of 1886 Ulysses S. Grant look-alike contest. D. Developed rotary dial telephone and automatic switchboard. I f you answered “D,” move to the head of the class! Because the man pictured above is Lars Magnus Ericsson, who was working the kinks out of the telephone in Sweden at the same time Alexander Graham Bell was developing the telephone in the U.S. Ericsson went on to found one of the world’s largest telecommunications companies, Ericsson Network Systems, now with offices in over 70 countries worldwide. If you're about to graduate with a technical degree in Computer Science, Electrical Engineering, Telecommunications or a related field, you owe it to yourself to explore a career with Ericsson. We can offer you a world of challenge and international prestige. A world that lets you be a real part of Ericsson's success. Find out more-. Texas A&M September 10-12 Computer Science and Electrical Engineering If you’re unable to meet with us on campus, please write for more information: Dept. ColAdv, Ericsson Network Systems Inc., P.0. Box 833875, Richardson, TX 75083-3875. If you're looking for the place to build your career, Ericsson is the answer. ERICSSON ^ Network Systems Inc. An Equal Opportunity Employer ' ‘/wcu i THATHMOU5 ?! ChCCT OUT THIS RL W CHEATm / “I will not yield the micro phone to anyone from the floor!" he said as some deputies tried to speak. "Either make a decision or not. That's all!" After Wednesday's session, Gorbachev sent lawmakers into caucuses, where they were sub jected to arm-twisting by republic leaders who had helped put to gether the plan. The Congress endorsed the plan by a lopsided 1,682-43 vote. When the tally came up, Gor bachev nodded and clapped, and Russian President Boris Yeltsin, seated next to him, sfpiled broad- iy- The plan was fashioned by Gorbachev and the leaders of 10 republics — including Yeltsin, who emerged as his governing partner after leading nationwide resistance to last month's abortive coup. "We've said all along, as long as they continue on the reform path in both economics and poli tics, as long as they arrive at deci sions in a peaceful manner that's mutually acceptable to the center and the republics, the final out come is something that they have to decide for themselves," said Writing down thefactsaJiJj of time, when possible, pare you to make better useo: time you spend with your doc:; During the examination,; not be afraid to mention all ofy] I symptoms, and do not hesitate ask your physician quesfc: about the examination or dia J sis - fun/ The doctor will be abletoi# an accurate diagnosis withJr help. Additional x-rays, laborat: tests or consultations might be; vised. Also during your examinatjgj van- your physician will check tex/Z ith H your immunization requirenv < Acc are up-to-date. A&M reqc . lte j-x- ments are: J|p * Tetanus (within thelas'i years) * Diphtheria (within thefe] years) * Polio series (not requiredij years old or older) * Measles (two doses) * Mumps (at least one< * Rubella (at least one dose ] * Mantoux tuberculosis skin test ( required for all stuedji j c from outside the United State^T cept Canadians). shoot)ra All these immunizations® available at the health cente: ’; ^' ,r0 you do not comply with thesc‘ r di n S quirements, you will be blodS • N 1 from registering for classes, dice, on Finally, follow your docT • T1 instructions. Your recovery f e | 0 ny depends on how you takecarc® co _o yourself after your visit. ff. orno tj Take all of the medication® ) scribed and call your physicu® . ] }- you have any additional quest g . about your treatment. , a ftmplet ■orks. ■rds a t Jti • A : deputy White House press sdjie roorr tary Roman Popadiuk. an The new Soviet defense mnoarently Continued from I ter, Gen. Yevgeny Shaposhnilaction, told a news conference on Th.f Mille day that the country's nucl:M, ar g Ue weapons are under secure cont:k, ( \ k i Shaposhnikov also said £ would hold talks with represe:P e - 1 I lL lc tives of all republics on the std The p of Soviet troops on their territe'® 1 ^ Congress agreed on rail I r o nic moves toward a market economhnical including the right to own propBurt me, ty, and passed a sweeping hur# 1 don' rights declaration. ftmed V , , , , But you \ The human rights declare l a promises freedom of speed | £ ff - press, ideology, religion, assf bly, life, health and security also bars censorship and promiil protection for ethnic minorities. The controlled breakup issi posed to brin more freedom a quicker eo jomic reform. !>| some repo .ics may use the cape frorr ^remlin control to riL i back Gor .chev's^eformsand:? ‘ , vert to a trong dictatorship, t': .,P a ® Re' . mist legislators said t, l ||. * a ! could happen in Uzbekist!|? 1 ^ er s c ‘ who . the Communist Party a ‘ 1 out the conu ols the press, the govemuifS’rcement At bes ofessio oks loa I've ht attemp azos Q Ultimo and the economy. JOCK ITCH AND RINGWORM STUDY A Individuals 12 years of age and older with "jock itch" or "ringworm" are being recruited for a research study of an antifungal medication.$125.00 will be paid to volunteers who complete this study. CALL VOLUNTEERS IN PHARMACEUTICAL RESEARCH, INC.® 776-1417 J r INFLAMMATORY BOWEL DISEASE A If you have proctitis, colitis, or left sided inflammatory bowel disease, VIP Research is seeking volunteers for a one month research study. Participants can qualify either on or off of medication. $400.00 will be paid to those individuals who enroll and complete this study. CALL VOLUNTEERS IN PHARMACEUTICAL RESEARCH, INC.® 776-1417 J '91 XPED. S«pt. 4 7:00 PM Fraternity Life Seminar 1FC Open House Room 223 - MSC TIIURS. Zete Smash * Dash Party Sept. 3 Car Dash & Darbeque 7:00 PM Zete House FRI. Sept. 6 7:30 PM Nine U’orld Party Live Band Zete House SAT. Sept. 7 3:00 PM Roadtrlp to the Dome Houston Astros Baseball Q* (Sign up) SUN. Sept. 6 1:00 PM TUES. Sept. 10 7:00 PM ^37hat are Zetes? Formal Smoker Zete House ^ t Invitation Only • Coat and Tie Required Crnlj* Powcll-Soclal Choir John Stolon-Rush Choir 773-5707 Bruce Ross*Rush Chairman Pill Cozort- President 770-3202 tZeie llouset Id the I; Anyon glass bo dy mad ice, he £ Regard illegal, aracter£ Ref in th I never :r e. Hart ' e sident, 'hnent tc tegrity? °f peop , And yo ^ler was: like Ga ^resurn on the ° u ld like ‘htly vote um RegardI 0v ^esth( ^ndfor I ann 0 Pthei Uk * STUDENTS OF ALL MAJORS * SPEND SPRING 1992 IN ITALY EARN TAMU CREDIT IN: JOUR 401: Mass Media & Tech. Change (cr. 3) JOUR 406: International Communications (cr. 3) HIST 101: Western Civilization (cr. 3) LBAR 331: Renaissance Europe (cr. 3) ARTS 350: Art History (cr. 3) PROGRAM FACULTY: Prof. Susanna Hornig, 845-5372 Prof. Daniel Bornsteln, 845-7164 Study Abroad Office, 161 Bizzell Hall West, 845-0544 Student M Y" Come Join the Fun! When: September 10 th & 11 th Where: MSC 206 lime: 7:00 p.m. For More Information call: 847-0030 f