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The Battalion
Friday, April 26,195
Bill would create one agency
AUSTIN (AP) — The Senate
on Thursday approved a bill to
place environmental enforce
ment under one new agency and
bring the state in compliance
with recent federal clean-air leg
islation.
"This bill represents real pro
gress in the direction we ought
to go," the bill's sponsor. Sen.
Carl Parker, D-Port Arthur, said.
He said the measure was a com
promise between business inter
ests and environmentalists.
"It just makes good sense to
head in that direction of consol
idation, efficiency, oversight ...
trying to stop things from being
duplicated and falling through
the cracks," he said.
"Basically, it's a good bill,"
Ken Kramer, director of the Lone
Star chapter of the Sierra Club,
said.
The clean-air portion of the bill
calls for increased monitoring of
industrial pollution and creates
criminal penalties for pollution
violators. The changes are
needed to ensure that Texas
meets higher federal pollution
standards passed last year.
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Part-time and full-time temporary positions available. Call
for appointment. 846-5469, Kelly Temporary Services.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE AN EXTRA $2,000 A
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NO OBLIGATION.
Graduate student couple to manage a 40 unit apartment,
apartment + salary. Send resume to: 1300 Walton Dr.
C.S, 77840.
Off ice workers needed full-time or part-time, summer jobs
available. 693-0345.
THE ZEPHYR CLUB, NOW HIRING PART-TIME DOOR/
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PERSONNEL OFFICES: AUSTIN...512-458-9675, DAL
LAS...214-991-8920, FT. WORTH...817-377-2533,
HOUSTON..713-977-1535, LONGVIEW...903-759-5533,
LUBBOCK ...806-7959490, M IDLAND...915694-3188, N.
HOUSTON...713-440-8000, OKLAHOMA CITY... 405-
848-8721, PLANO...214-422-0016, SAN ANTONIO..-512-
366-1885, TULSA...918-664-4118, WACO...817-776-
3307.
Dental assistant for periodontal office. Full-time and part-
time. Call 260-9772 for appointment.
Swimming coach needed for Navasota's community team.
Mornings from June - mid July. Good pay. Call Betsy 1-
409-825-2099,
INTELLIGENCE JOBS. All branches. US Customs, DE A
etc. Now hiring. Call (1)805-962-8000, ext. K-9531.
Hiring for line cooks and wait staff. Apply at 3-C Barbecue
Culpepper Plaza.
Super Cuts now hiring full or part-time stylist 696-1155.
Cruiseline positions entry level onboard and landside
positions available summer and year round. 1-800-473-
4480.
INTELLIGENCE JOBS. All branches. US Customs, DEA
etc. Now hiring. Call (1) 805-962-8000 Ext. K-9531.
Healthy males wanted as semen donors. Help infertile
couples. Confidentiality ensured. Ethnic diversity desir
able. Ages 18-35, excellent compensation. Contact
Fairfax Cryobank, 1121 Briarcrest Suite 101, 776-4453.
Wanted
PATELLAR TENDONITIS
(JUMPER'S KNEE)
Patients needed with patellar
tendonitis (pain at base of knee
cap) to participate in a research
study to evaluate a new topical
(rub on) anti-inflammatory gel.
Eligible volunteers
will be compensated
G&S Studies, Inc.
(close to campus)
846-5933
PERSONAL TRAINER KNOWLEDGABLE IN MUSCU
LAR STRENGTH AND ENDURANCE. ESPECIALLY
GLUTES AND ABS, CARDIOVASCULAR ENDURANCE.
FLEXIBILITY, AND NUTRITION. I'M SERIOUS AND
WILLING TO WORK HARD. DAVID 696-5507.
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Professional typing, word proc
essing, resume writing and editing
services are available at
Notes-n-Quotes
call 846-2255
Professional Word Processing
Laser printing for Resumes,
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Typist available 7 days a week
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Computer training, tutoring and assistance available. Call
693-9154.
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For Sale
1985 YAMAHA RIVA 125cc, $600, rebuilt engine, 2 hel-
mets, 696-6449,
1981 CHEVY CITIATION. GOOD CONDITION. $1200
NEGOTIABLE . WOMEN'S 10 SPEED. $50. CLAIRE
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1986 6SXR 750 Suzuki. Excellent conditions. Call Adrian
764-3068, leave message.
Sailboat, laser, '81 Canadian Sail #93046 and Hull, very
good condition, boards excellent condition, $1,150. Bryan,
Texas 303-838-9829,
For sale: Refrigerator $150 and dryer $150. Call 696-
9127.
10-speed bike excellent condition with chain and padlock
$100 260-1155.
81 RX-7 GSL sun/moon roof, many extras, good condi-
tion, $2500. Dave 846-8385.
ZZ Top tickets. April 26, need to sell, cheap. Call Scott
693-2448.
Garage sale Saturday April 27,10-2 p.m. Assorted items
for all ages. 407 Chimney Hill Drive, C.S. Texas 77840,
846-9778.
Corrputer 1000SX Tamdy with 640K, 30 MB hard drive,
keyboard and monitor $700. 846-5664.
1983 650 c.c. YAMAHA. SHARP MOTORCYCLEI $750
NEGOTIABLE. STERLING - 268-4476.
Golf clubs - ping copies, special edition. 3-PW - $240 set.
Taylor copy metal woods - $40 each. Jeffrey. 847-1196.
We buy and sell good used furniture. Bargain Place
across from Chicken Oil 846-2429.
Wanted
Need Muslim brother for animal slaughter (few hrs, a/wk.)
incentive paid. Call 822-1207.
Want to buy two tickets for OPAS production Camelot.
Call Rebecca, 846-2692, 846-0207.
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WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE. OWN ROOM AND BATH-
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house, garage, WD, utilities paid etc. Call Kim Holland
693-0945.
Roommate needed for summer in Corpus Christi. Call
Kevin 31847-1191.
SHARE AWESOME FURNISHED HOUSE. ONLY $125
MONTH. NEED 1-4 STUDENTS NOW. 693-3911.
For Lease
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Call 846-8878 or 774-0773
after 5 p.m.
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A 2B/1,1/2Bath, luxury four-plex. Near ASM, W/D, shuttle
bus $395, 693-0551, 764-8051.
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Board warns of fraudulent sales
of oil, gas by 'boiler room' firms
AUSTIN (AP) — Texans were
warned Thursday to beware of
fraudulent telephone marketing
investment schemes, partic
ularly those offering shares in oil
and gas ventures.
"These individuals are oppor
tunists," a statement issued by
the State Securities Board said.
"Today's oil and gas promoter
may have been yesterday's
penny stock broker or bogus
gold mine operator."
The warning came at the same
time authorities in Los Angeles
announced raids on 32 busi
nesses that sold bogus oil and
gas investments with a promise
of big profits from the Persian
Gulf War.
More than 3,500 people may
have invested $50 million in pro
grams sold through the "boiler
room" sales firms in Los An
geles, Dallas and Salt Lake City,
said the North American Securi
ties Administrators Association,
a watchdog group of state regu
lators.
Officials reported 10 arrests in
16 states, including Texas, over
the last 10 days. They said they
expect another 20 arrests as the
investigation continues.
The State Securities Board is
sued a bulletin warning Texas
consumers of illicit phone pro
motions of horizontal oil and gas
drilling programs, pyramid sales
schemes, loan brokers, the wire
less cable television lottery and
international investments.
"The rise of new technoloji
and the recent recession haw
spurred the activities of phonf
swindlers to new heights," Ik
board said.
The board said it has identife
42 Texas-based "boiler roor
operations that are marketing:-
terests in horizontal drilling vet
tures to consumers in Texas ait
across the country.
"Many are controlled by it
peat securities law violators wk
know little or nothing about?,
and gas in general or horizonii
drilling in particular," the bul
letin said.
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