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The Battalion
Thursday, April 25,1991
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The Battalion
Classified Ads
Phone: 845-0569 / Office: English Annex
Help Wanted
For Sale
SUMMER EMPLOYMENT
Temporary position available with MHMR Children's
Intervention Program. Must provide transportation for a 7
county area. Reliable transportation is required. Position
requires current Texas driver's license and a High school
Diploma or G.E.D. Experience preferred. Good driving
record is must. Proof of insurability required.
Send resume to:
Personnel Director
MHMR Authority of Brazos Valley
P.O. Box 4588
Bryan, Texas 77805
409-822-6467
EOE/M/F/V/H
For sale: Refrigerator $150 and dryer $150. Call 696-
9127.
10-speed bike excellent condition with chain and padlock
$100 260-1155.
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by Scott McCullar ©1991
HOW BIG AAf
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THINK X- AM,
PAUL?
LVN's/GVN's
Sherwood Health Care
Make more than a living;
Make a difference.
Currently paying $10.00-$11.25/hour. Positions available 6-2 and 2-10.
Excellent benefits including: Group Medical/Dental/Prescription Drug
Card, Educational Reimbursement, and many others.
Interested in making a real difference in the quality of someone's life?
Then we want you to consider joining our team, dedicated to the best in
resident care.
SHERWOOD HEALTH CARE, INC.
Apply in person at 1401 Memorial Drive, Bryan, Tx.
No phone calls, please. E.O.E.
81 RX-7 GSL sun/moon roof, many extras, good oondi-
tion, $2500. Dave 846-8385.
ZZ Top tickets. April 26, need to sell, cheap. Call Scott
693-2448.
Garage sale Saturday April 27, 10-2 p.m. Assorted items
tor all ages. 407 Chimney Hill Drive, C.S. Texas 77840,
846-9778.
Computer 1000SX Tamdy with 640K, 30 MB hard drive.
keyboard and monitor $700 , 846-5664.
1983 650 c.c. YAMAHA. SHARP MOTORCYCLEI $750
NEGOTIABLE. STERLING - 268-4476.
Golf clubs - ping copies, special edition. 3-P W - $240 set.
Taylor copy metal woods - $40 each. Jeffrey, 847-1196.
We buy and sell good used furniture. Bargain Place
across from Chicken Oil 846-2429.
THE AMAZING MICRO DIET. Rapid weight loss. Afford-
able, complete nutrition, great tasting. M ichelle 693-0201.
Roommate Wanted
Female roommate needed for summer/fall 3b/2.1/2ba
house, garage, WD, utilities paid etc. Call Kim Holland
693-0945.
Roommate needed for summer in Corpus Christi. Call
Kevin at 847-1191.
SHARE AWESOME FURNISHED HOUSE. ONLY $125
MONTH. NEED 1-4 STUDENTS NOW. 693-3911.
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Tubularman
by Boomer Cardinale
For Lease
ROSS ljAinRIGHT'S
FftmtuV HIStoC.V
Part at
SUBLEASE 2Bed/2Bath apartment. $440, W/D, shuttle,
pools, tennis and basketball. 696-1521.
FREE HOUSING LOCATOR APTS. Duplex Houses A&M
Properties. 693-3777.
Students needed from the
following cities to observe
seatbelt use for the Texas
Transportation Institute in late
May or early June: Abilene,
Amarillo, Austin, Beaumont,
Corpus Christi, Dallas, El Paso,
Laredo, Lubbock, Midland, Tyler
Waco, and Wichita Falls. Apprx.
3 days work, $125 plus gas
allowance; 845-2736 between
8 a.m.-5 p.m. for interview.
Two part-time advertising sales reps needed for STUDY
BREAKS MAGAZINE. Send resume to: 505 University
Dr. E, #803 C.S. TX 77840.
INTELLIGENCE JOBS. All branches. US Customs, DEA
etc. Now hiring. Call (1)805-962-8000, ext. K-9531.
Part-time accounting clerk position available with local
environmental sciences firm. Data-entry, computer, and
general accounting experience or coursework helpful.
Call 696-8255 for more information. Ask for Janie or
Rhonda. EOE/M/F/HA/.
THE
GREENERY
Landscape maintenance
team member is hiring
full and part-time.
Interview M-Th from
10 a.m.-l 1 a.m.
823-7551
1512 Cavitt, Bryan. Tx.
SUM MER WORK: $490/wk gain experience, travel, chal
lenging. All majors considered. Leave message at 846-
4330,
Hiring for line cooks and wait staff. Apply at 3-C Barbecue
Culpepper Plaza:
Super Cuts now hiring lull or part-time stylist 696-1155.
Cruiseline positions entry level onboard and landside
positions available summer and year round. 1-800-473-
4480.
INTELLIGENCE JOBS. All branches. US Customs, DEA
etc. Now hiring. Call (1) 805-962-8000 Ext, K-9531.
Healthy males wanted as semen donors. Help infertile
couples. Confidentiality ensured. Ethnic diversity desir
able. Ages 18-35, excellent compensation. Contact
Fairfax Cryobank, 1121 Briarcrest Suite 101, 776-4453.
For Rent
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811 Harvey Rd
696-9638
1001 Harvey Rd
693-4242
INTRUDER ALARMS, NEAR
SHOPPING ENTERTAINMENT,
AND MUCH. MUCH MORE
"HE' WAS UNPOPULAR
AT TIMES BECAUSE HE
WAS UNFAMILIAR WITH
460IE TeAtJiTfoNS...
Wanted
MASSIVE INCOME
Full-time, part-time , extra
ordinary new sheer product.
100 million prs. of pantyhose are
being sold per week and they
all run...until NOW.
Timing is the key to wealth.
You could be rich by getting
in on the front.
Distributors wanted.
Call today, 1-800-771 -5690
24 hr. recorded message.
Patients needed with acute
(recent) onset of back pain
to participate in research
study with known muscle
relaxant. Eligible volunteers
will be compensated.
G&S Studies, Inc.
846-5933
OUR PRICES ARE
RIGHT ON
TARGET!
EASTGATE
696-7380
INTRUDER ALARM
MAINTENANCE GUARANTEE
Officials
investigate
tampering
LA PORTE (AP) — A capsule
found in a package of sunflower
seeds contained ouinine and was
harmless, but police still are try
ing to determine how it got into
the bag.
Nerd House
by Tom A. Madison
An 11-year-old boy
Tm
who
bought the package Thursday
night after his baseball practice
found the capsule, spitting it out
before he bit into it.
La Porte Police Lt. T.J. Neely
said Tuesday that the capsule
contained a white quinine pow
der used to treat malaria.
"It won't hurt you," Neely
said.
COTTON VILLAGE APTS Ltd.
Snook, TX
Ibdrm $200 2 Bdrm $248
Rental Assistance Available
Call 846-8878 or 774-0773
after 5 p.m.
Equal Opportunity Housing/Handicapped Acx»ssible
PERSONAL TRAINER KNOWLEDGABLE IN MUSCU
LAR STRENGTH AND ENDURANCE, ESPECIALLY
GLUTES AND ABS, CARDIOVASCULAR ENDURANCE,
FLEXIBILITY, AND NUTRITION. I'M SERIOUS AND
WILLING TO WORK HARD. DAVID 696-5507,
Want to buy two tickets tor OPAS production Camelot.
Call Rebecca, 846-2692, 846-0207.
Services
PIZZA DRIVERS WANTED
Immediate openings , flexible
hours. Earn $50-$100 every
night. Paid nightly.
Call Gumby's Pizza
76-GUM BY
COMPREHENSIVE PREPARATION
FOR THE GRE IN JUNE 1991.
AH study materials provided! Cost
$150. Begins 5/9. Guaranteed com
bined score of 1000 on the Q&V sec
tions,or $50 refunded. Roy 846-6161,
Ronnie-846-7977
Female Student, 12-20 hrs/wk,
must have car to pick up child
from school, deliver to activities
and take home. M-TH. Will pay
mileage plus $4/hr. To begin mid-
May. 69 6-6633; 409/825-7348
NEED A SUMMER JOB? WANT MORE MONEY? LET
BARON MARKETING GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY
YOU NEED. SEND $5.00 FOR INFORMATIONAL SUM
MARY OR $10.00 FORT ENTRY LEVEL SUPPLIES TO:
BARON MARKETING, 100 WINTERPARK SUITE 309
COLLEGE STATION, TEXAS 77840. MAKETHEMONEY
YOU WANT, TODAYI
Graduate student couple to manage a40 unit apartment,
apartment + salary. Send resume to: 1300 Walton Dr.
C.S. 77840.
Office workers needed full-time or part-time, summer jobs
available. 693-0345.
THE ZEPHYR CLUB, NOW HIRING PART-TIME DOOR/
FLOOR HELP, MUST BE HERE IN SUMMER $5.00 + AN
HOUR. APPLY WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY OR FRIDAY
1-5 P.M. 913 A HARVEY ROAD, WOODSTONE CEN
TER.
SUMMER WORK, $9.90 TO START. INTERNATIONAL
FIRM FILLING FULL AND PART-TIME OPENINGS.
CONTACT THE PERSONNEL OFFICE NEAREST TO
YOUR SUMMER RESIDENCE. SOUTHWEST ZONE
PERSONNELOFFICES: AUSTIN...512-458-9675,DAL
LAS...214-991-8920, FT. WORTH...817-377-2533,
HOUSTON..713-977-1535, LONGVIEW...903-759-5533,
LUBBOCK...806-795-9490, M IDLAND...915-694-3188, N.
HOUSTON...713-440-8000, OKLAHOMA CITY... 405-
848-8721, PLAN0...214-422-0016, SAN ANT0NI0...512-
366-1885, TULSA...918-664-4118, WA0O...817-776-
3307.
Dental assistant for periodontal office. Full-time and part-
time. Call 260-9772 for appointment.
Swimming coach needed for Navasota's community team.
Mornings from June - mid July. Good pay. Call Betsy 1-
409-825-2099.
Professional typing, word proc
essing, resume writing and editing
services are available at
Notes-n-Quotes
call 846-2255
HOUSE FOR RENT. SUMMER ONLYII Furnished 3-
Bed room house for the summer: Excellentlocation, large
yard, nice neighborhood. $450/month plus utilities. 846-
9339,
1 bedroom efficiency apartment available. Bestfloorplan
in town. Pool, shuttle, private patios, W/D connection, low
utilities. Wyndham Management, 846-4384.
2B/1Bath, Northgate area. Available 5/15, $260, lease
required. 845-6981,846-9334.
IBDRM. STUDIO APARTMENT FOR RENT. SUMMER
ONLYI GREAT PRICEI 764-3024.
2bd/2bath fenced duplex, with washer/dryer, on shuttle,
S450/mlh. 696-4384 or 764-0704,
Northgate one two bedroom apartment, $200-$320, 2
bedroom houses 846-8432; 846-5800.
DORM ALTERNATIVE PLAN, tor less than 200/mth. per
roommate at Anderson Place, Eastgate, Sausalito or
Sundance. You'll have a totally refurbished, furnished,
bills paid apartment with individual alarms, pool, kitchen,
living/dining room and a lifestyles membership. All on a
dorm style lease. 696-9638, 693-4242, 693-2347, 696-
7380.
YOUR BEST HOUSING VALUE. 1670 sq. ft. 4bd/2bath
at Sundance apartments with great rooms, wet bar, new
appliances, ceiling fans, W/D connections, Intrusion alarms,
and new carpet for as little as $183 monthly per roommate.
Call Rene 696-9638.
A 2B/1,1/2Bath. luxuryfour-plex. Near A&M, W/D, shuttle
bus $395, 693-0551, 764-8051.
Internationally known surfer will visit A&M
Derek Ho, an internationally known surfer, will appear at
8:30 p.m. in 601 Rudder.
The film "Surfers: The Movie Take Two" will be shown in
conjuction with his appearance.
NOBLIA
Personals
HAVE A PERFECT
MEMORY
BY FINALS
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Send $5 to: JLM; P.O. Box
261165, Plano, Tx 75026
TALK LIVE
Beautiful women wanting
to talk to you!
1-900-329-0005
$2.49/min. 10 min. minimum
Professional Word Processing
Laser printing for Resumes,
Reports, Letters and Envelopes.
Typist available 7 days a week
ON THE DOUBLE
113 COLLEGE MAIN 846-3755
SUMMER IN EUROPE FROM $338 each way on dis
counted scheduled airlines to Europe from Austin. Cal
(BOO) 325-2222.
A DATE TONIGHT I Hear talking personals from local
singles waiting to meet you (names & phone numbers
included). 1-900-346-3377 $1.95 1st minute.
TERM PAPERS, WORD PROCESSING, LASER PRINT-
ING. 7640-9389,
Computer training, tutoring and assistance available. Call
693-9154,
TYPING WORD PROCESSING. EXCELLENT SER-
VICE. LASER PRINTER. SPELLCHECK. 764-2931.
TYPING-Fast, Professional, Convenient. Call 693-5325.
WORD PROCESSING: PROFESSIONAL LASER QUAL
ITY REPORTS, RESUMES. ETC. LISA 696-0958,
TYPING in Macintosh compufer. Laser writer print-out.
Done 24 hrs. or less. 696-3892.
TEXAS A&M’S
VIDEO YEARBOOK
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DO YOU HAVE AN INTEREST IN VIDEO JOURNALISM,
PUBLIC RELATIONS, OR MARKETING? BE A PART OF
THE 1991-1992 AGGIEVISION TEAMI
STAFF APPLICATIONS ARE NOW AVAILABLE IN ROOM
230 REED MCDONALD AND ARE DUE ON APRIL 26 BY
5PM. INTERVIEWS WILL BE HELD APRIL 29.
THE NOBLIA 200 YEAR PERPETUAL-CALENDAR WATCH IS DESIGNED
TO REMAIN IMPERVIOUS TO THE EFFECTS OF TIME. IN FACT, IT'S THE
WATCH THAT COULD REMAIN IN YOUR __
FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS. PRICED AT $395. (N.
NOBLIA
SPIRIT
Warranted to the Year 2001.
SMU gives
charter to
gay group
DALLAS (AP) - Souther
Methodist University's stud#
senate has granted a charter to
gay and lesbian group forth
first time, eight years after it fri
considered the issue.
After more than two hours
impassioned speeches, Bi
itations and sometimes bitter:
tacks, the senate voted 19
Tuesday to charter the Gaya
Lesbian Student Organizati
The charter approval allows IS
group to become eligible n#
year for university funding,
SMU administrators hai
mained neutral as the d
heated this spring, but saidth?
would stand by the senate's^
cision.
"I had no idea what was
to happen," said Kelly Hil
of the leaders of the group
was really pleased with thera!
nal discussion for the most
I think this is going to p
very positive image for SMU
Many colleges recognized
and lesbian groups years!
but some SMU students and
ulty doubted their cair
would ever join the trend.
Opponents of the charter c!
dained that the senate fail#
bllow the will of most stude#
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'"Very Personal Investments"
Rare Coins, Loose Diamonds,
Precious Metal,
Fine Jewelry & Watches
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404 University Dr. East • 846-8916
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"I think we've seen a pot 1
atrocity here," said A:'
Evans, chairman of the Co; :
Republicans and an SMU ^
"I think the senators did not
the way their constiW
wanted mem to vote."