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The Battalion
Monday, April 15,1991
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The Battalion
Phone: 845-0569 / Office: English Annex
Help Wanted
Lost & Found
LVN's/GVN's
Sherwood Health Care
Make more than a living;
Make a difference.
Currently paying $10.00-$11.25/hour. Positions available 6-2 and 2-10.
Excellent benefits including: Group Medical/Dental/Prescription Drug
Card, Educational Reimbursement, and many others.
Interested in making a real difference in the quality of someone's life?
Then we want you to consider joining our team, dedicated to the best in
resident care.
SHERWOOD HEALTH CARE, INC.
Apply in person at 1401 Memorial Drive, Bryan, Tx.
No phone calls, please. E.O.E.
Stolen BOH letters from in front of house. Reward
pending condition of letters (Value $700), Call 823-5869.
For Sale
1969 TRIUMPH 650 MOTORCYCLE, GOOD CONDI-
TION, $800, Call 647-4740.
Moped 1986 Honda, Excellent condition, 1400 miles
$450.00 512-388-2818 Austin.
'82 HondaAccord LX Hatchback with sunroof, new clutch/
brks, good condition. $2900 neg. Call Amy 260-1805.
Honda Accord '85 2 door 90,000 miles. Great Condition.
$3,300. 693-3487, 696-1164.
1982 Yamaha 250 Exciter. Low mileage. Good condition.
$550. 696-1631.
Two loveseats in great condition. Southwestern style
print. $250 each. 764-8281.
71 Megabyte hard drive w/controller for PC/XT/AT $350
negotiable. Also one megabyte RAM 50 negotiable. 764-
2926.
Cannondale road bike. Special edition frame and paint 91
model, looks great $850 846-8382.
We buy and sell good used furniture. Bargain Place
across from Chicken Oil 846-2429.
THE AMAZING MICRO DIET. Rapid weight loss. Afford
able, complete nutrition, greattersting. Michelle 693-0201
LITTLE CAESARS
PIZZA
Now accepting applications.
All positions, all locations.
Apply in person.
Students needed from the
following cities to observe
seat belt use for the Texas
Transportation Institute in late
May or early June: Abilene,
Amarillo, Austin, Beaumont,
Corpus Christi, Dallas, El Paso,
Fort Worth, Laredo, Lubbock,
Midland, San Antonio, Tyler,
Waco, and Wichita Falls. Appx.
3 days wk. $125 + gas allowance.
845-2736 betw. 8-5 for interview.
INTELLIGENCE JOBS. All branches. US Customs, DEA
etc. Now hiring. Call (1) 805-962-8000. Ext. K-9531.
HOME TYPISTS, PC users needed. $35,OCX) potential.
Details (1) 805-962-8000 Ext. B-9531.
Services
$1000
SCHOLARSHIP
Gateway A&M Club of
St. Louis has a scholarship for
a 1991-92 full-time undergrad
student from Missouri or Illinois.
Application due May 8, 1991.
For info write:
Terry Davinroy
207 East Washington
Millstadt, IL. 62260
For Lease
FREE HOUSING LOCATOR APTS. Duplex Houses ASM
Properties. 693-3777.
Quiet Country Atmosphere. Fireplace, Very large, 1-
bedroom duplex. Approximately 3 miles from campus.
$290/mth. + utilities. NO PETS. Phone 693-8534. Avail
able June 1, 1991.
Wanted
Patients needed with acute
(recent) onset of back pain
to participate in research
study with known muscle
relaxant. Eligible volunteers
will be compensated.
G&S Studies, Inc.
846-5933
THE
HOUSTON
CHRONICLE
needs a carrier for the
northside mens dorm.
Carrier will work 7 days,
off 7 days. $135 per
week, 3 hours a day.
Call Julian 693-2323
SUMMER
INTERNSHIP
EARN $480.00/WEEK (AVG)
MUST BE INTERESTED IN
MARKETING OR DEVELOPING
COMMUNICATION SKILLS
NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY-
PROFESSIONAL TRAINING PRO
VIDED. OPPORTUNITY FOR
TRAVEL- NO CAR REQUIRED
CAREER PLACEMENT SERVICE
FOR AFTER GRADUATION.
WE HAVE CONTACTS WITH MANY
FORTUNE 500 COMPANIES WHO
RECRUIT GRADUATES WITH
OUR TYPE EXPERIENCE.
FOR MORE INFORMATION,
CALL (409) 361-4519.
LEAVE NAME, MAJOR,
CLASSIFICATION AND TEL.#
FAST FUNDRAISING PROGRAM. $1000 In just one
week. Earn up to $1000 for your campus organization.
Plus a chance at $5000 morel This program worksl No
Investment needed. Call 1-800-932-0528 Ext. 50.
Wanted female stripper for bachelor party. $75.00/hr. +
tips. 823-4040, Mike.
Summer Workl $6,000 average, full-time, Travel, Sales,
Training, all majors considered; Information CALL 846-
43330.
Jobs in Kuwait. Tax free. Construction workers $75,000
or engineering $200,000 or oil field workers $100,000.
Call for information. 1-602-837-1243 Ext. 609.
Full-time summer day camp counselors positions avail
able. Post Oak family YMCA, Houston, Texas. 713-781-
1061, contact Mike Loftin.
Men-Women. Take home $96 - $120 a week. Part-time
evenings 5-9 p.m. Mon. - Frl., 9-1 Sat.. 823-6969,
FREE
PREGNANCY
TESTING
4) Confidential Counseling
Good Samaritan
Pregnancy
Testing and Counseling
505 University Drive
(Behind Nutri-System)
846-2909
Professional typing, word proc
essing, resume writing and editing
services are available at
Notes-n-Quotes
call 846-2255
Professional Word Processing
Laser printing for Resumes,
Reports, Letters and Envelopes
Typist available 7 days a week
ON THE DOUBLE
113 COLLEGE MAIN 846-3755
Computer training, tutoring and assistance available. Call
693-9154,
TYPING WORD PROCESSING. EXCELLENT SER-
VICE. LASER PRINTER. SPELLCHECK. 764-2931,
TYPING - Fast, Professional, Convenient. Call 693-5325.
WORD PROCESSING: PROFESSIONAL LASERQUAL-
ITY REPORTS, RESUMES, ETC, LISA 696-0958,
TYPING In Macintosh computer. Laser writer print-out.
Done 24 hrs. or less. 696-3892.
Roommate Wanted
Roommate wanted for Fall '91/Spring '92. Female grad
seeks another grad to share 2bdr in quiet neighborhood.
$175/mo. Call 846-7101.
HOUSTON BOUND SUMMER? NEED A ROOMMATE
TO MAKE IT AFFORDABLE. FEMALE/MALE. LARRY
693-7488.
Two rooms available 3bd/1.1/2ba house near campus,
shuttle bus, pets, fenced yard. 696-8019 Alexandra
Personals
A DATE TONIGHTI Hear talking personals from local
women and men who would like to meet you (names &
phone numbers included). 1-900-346-3377 $1.95 1st
minute.
TALK LIVE-beautiful women wanting to talk to you 1-900-
329-0005 $2.49/min.
PATELLAR TENDONITIS
(JUMPER’S KNEE)
Patients needed with patellar
tendonitis (pain at base of knee
cap) to participate in a research
study to evaluate a new topical
(rub on) anti-inflammatory gel.
Eligible volunteers
will be compensated
G&S Studies, Inc.
(close to campus)
846-5933
For Rent
COTTON VILLAGE APTS Ltd.
Snook, TX
Ibdrm $200 2 Bdrm $248
Rental Assistance Available
Call 846-8878 or 774-0773
after 5 p.m.
Equal Opportunity Housing/Handicapped Accessible
Summer Condo 2bd/2bath, W/D, ceilingfans, pool, tennis
courts, shuttle bus route. 693-0544.
SUMMERNice3bed/2bath house. Nearcampus. Large
yard. $500/mth, 696-1373.
DORM ALTERNATIVE PLAN, for less than 200/mth. per
roommate at Anderson Place, Eastgate, Sausalito or
Sundance. You’ll have a totally refurbished, furnished,
bills paid apartment with individual alarms, pool, kitchen,
living/dining room and a lifestyles membership. All on a
dorm style lease. 696-9638, 693-4242, 693-2347, 696-
7380.
Lange Music - Now renting selected musical instruments
- day, week, or month. Call for information 822-2334.
Available 5-1-91 - 7-31-911 Spacious 2-1,1/2. Must
subteasel $400/mth. No deposit. Call 776-2235.
YOUR BEST HOUSING VALUE. 1670 sq. ft. 4bd/2bath
at Sundance apartments with great rooms, wet bar, new
appliances, ceiling fans, W/D connections, intrusion alarms,
and new carpet for as little as $183 monthly per roommate.
Call Rene 696-9638,
A 3bed/2bath four-plex washer/dryer In shuttle near A&M
starting at 450/mth. 696-4384. 764-0704.
A2B/1,1/2Balh, luxury four-plex. Near A&M. W/D, shuttle
bus $395, 693-0551. 764-8051.
Adoptions
A HOME FULL OF LOVE AND A NURSERY WITH
CUDDLY TOYS AWAIT YOUR BABY. OUR COMFORT
ABLE CONNECTICUT HOME IS NEAR THE BEACH
AND OTHER CHILDREN. FINANCIAL, SECURE CHRIS
TIAN COUPLE. WE YEARN TO GIVE YOUR BABY ALL
OF OUR LOVE AND A BEAUTIFUL FUTURE. HELP US
HELP YOU. EXPENSES PAID. CALL BETH AND DON
COLLECT. 203-622-0513.
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Inquiry into refinery blasts begins
SWEENY (AP) — Investiga
tors from Phillips Petroleum's
Oklahoma headquarters arrived
Sunday at the Old Ocean refin
ery, where a series of explosions
rocked the plant and injured two
workers.
"The fire's out now, and it's a
little easier for them to get in
there and figure out what happe
ned," plant spokesman Bill
Wicker said.
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had been determined for the ex
plosions and fires, which burned
themselves out at 5:45 a.m.
The initial explosion occurred
about 2:25 p.m. Saturday in the
heavy oil desulphurization unit,
with secondary explosions at
2:55 p.m. and 3:12 p.m.
The unit, used in refining
crude oil into gasoline and other
petroleum products, was shut
down, along with two adjacent
units.
TOP TEN REASONS TO DONATE
AT THE AGGIE BLOOD DRIVE.
10. Free T-Shirt lets you go one more day without
doing laundry.
9. It’s the one test you don’t have to study for.
8. YIKES! There could be Longhorn blood k
donors!
7. You mean this isn’t the add/drop line? jf
6. Bloodmobile - only bus on campus running on
time.
5. Just love those sandwiches.
4. Didn’t get enough sleep in last class.
3. No, I said a "Bud Light”.
2. Cookies, cookies, cookies.
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An energetic Individual to sell plain T-shirts, sweatshirt
and sportsweartofraternitles, clubs and local businesses.
High commissions. Call Fted Robin Company at (817)
381-1904. Ray.
Dependable people wanted for Houston Post routes,
$200 - $800 a month. 846-1253,846-2911.
IMAGE - FASHION CONSULTING. Career and business
opportun Ity f rom America's premier image company. Part-
time, full-time. Complete training with certification. Be
Independent with own hours and unlimited Income. Offer
your clients color analysis, skin care and glamour prod
ucts. Fashion consulting and corporate image workshop.
National recruiter will be In College Station Tuesday April
16th. For Intervlewcall (903) 561-2361. Leave message.
Part-time help wanted to clean residential houses 6-10
hours weekly, need own transportation and phone. 823-
4717.
Cruiseline positions entry level onboard and landside
positions available summer and year round. 1-800-473-
4480.
Summer Camp Counselor. Assistant Director, Nurse &
Waterfront Positions available at 3 camp sites; Duncanville
& Athens, Texas, Lake Texoma. For dates and more
information, call Kimberly Draskovic' (214) 823-1342, 1-
800-4422-2260. EOE.
Schlotzsky's Is now accepting applications for part-time
evening and weekend shifts. Apply In person only be-
tween 2-5 p.m.
Office workers, no experience necessary. Will train,
flexible hours. 693-2655.
Tele-marketers needed. Flexible hours, great pay, rapid
advancement Into management 693-0345.
INTELLIGENCE JOBS. All branches. US Customs, DEA
etc. Now hiring. Call (1) 805-962-8000 Ext. K-9531.
Healthy males wanted as semen donors. Help infertile
couples. Confidentiality ensured. Ethnic diversity desir
able. Ages 18-35, excellent compensation. Contact
Fairfax Cryobank, 1121 Briarcrest Suite 101, 776-4453.
The Battalion
Fall editorial board
positions open
The following positions are available:
Managing editor
City editor
Lifestyles editor
Night news editor
Opinion page editor
Photo editor
Special sections editor
Sports editor
Applications available in 216 Reed McDonald
Due dates:
Managing editor - Tuesday, April 16, 5 p.m.
All other editors - Friday, April 19, 1 p.m.
April 15-19
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