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Announcements
Help Wanted
TAKING THE GRE IN APRIL?
Ask about our comprehensive
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needs carrier for several off
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Call Julian, 693-2323 or
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THE PSYCHOLOGY
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If interested, instructions
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American Scholarship Association Is seeking campus
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HOUSTON (AP) — A suburban
housewife police describe as “the ul
timate stage mother” pleaded inno
cent Thursday to a charge she tried
to hire a hitman to kill the mother of
a girl competing with her teenage
daughter to be a cheerleader.
Wanda Webb Holloway, 37, of
Channelview, is scheduled to go on
trial June 10 on a charge of solicita
tion of capital murder, said her law
yer, Troy McKinney.
Despite the upcoming trial, a bar
rage of interview requests from in
ternational media and a pending
child custody hearing sought by Mrs.
Holloway’s ex-husband, McKinney
said the Holloways’ family life is
“pretty much returned to normal.”
“You’d be surprised at how nor
mal her life is,” he said, describing
Mrs. Holloway as a homemaker who
does some volunteer work.
He said the lives of Mrs. Hollo
way’s children, Shanna, 13, and An
thony, 17, also “are pretty normal.
They’ve gotten a great deal of sup
port from family, friends, school
and church.”
Police claim Mrs. Holloway is the
“ultimate stage mother,” so intent on
having Shanna win a spot on the
cheerleading squad she tried to hire
a gunman to kill Verna Heath be
cause she believed Mrs. Heath’s
daughter, Amber, would be so dis
traught over the death she would
drop out of the competition.
Mrs. Holloway, 37, who was ar
rested Feb. 1 and indicted Feb. 19, is
free on a $10,000 bond. She could
face five years to life in prison if con
victed of the crime.
Resolution
praises
troops
AUSTIN (AP) — The Texas Sen
ate has adopted a resolution praising
the U.S. troops who rolled to victory
over Iraq, saying they have given
Americans “a deep sense of pride ...
not seen since V-f Day” at the end of
World WarTI.
“Few remained unmoved as we
watched our intrepid young men
and women prepare for the un
known terrors of a possibly lengthy
desert war,” the resolution unani
mously adopted Thursday said.
“Leaving behind families and
homes, these gallant warriors were
ready to sacrifice their lives to de
fend the principles of freedom and
democracy ... Electing to serve their
country, these young men and
women have proven themselves pa
triots of the highest order,” it said.
The resolution, sponsored by Sen.
Gene Green, D-Houston, was
adopted about 12 hours after allied
forces of Operation Desert Storm
ceased firing against the shattered
Iraqi army that was driven from Ku
wait.
“Wednesday, Feb. 27, 1991, will
long be remembered as the day
Americans learned they had success
fully thwarted the evil designs of a
foreign dictator and helped free
subjugated people,” the resolution
said.
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Party
and
Big Man
on Campus
Contest
Friday, March
9:00 - 1:00
at The Tap
$2 cover
(under 21)
sponsored by A All
proceeds benefiting the
Ronald McDonald House
Everyone welcome!
Time
to get
your
books
if you ordered a 1990-91
Campus Directory and haven't
picked it up, you may get it
in the Student Publications
business office, room 230
Reed McDonald Building,
8 a.rn. - 5 p.m. Monday - Friday.
If you did not order a
Campus Directory, you may
purchase one for $3, plus tax,
in 230 Reed McDonald.
If you ordered a 1990 Aggieland
and haven't picked it up,
stop by the English Annex
between 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.
Monday through Friday.
Yearbooks will not be heid
and refunds will not be made
on books not picked up
during the academic year
in which they are published.
If you did not order an
Aggieland, you may
purchase one for $25, plus tax,
at the English Annex.
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