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State treasurer:
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creates revenue
AUSTIN (AP) — Texas could
save $1.4 billion over the next 20
years if allowed to fill its prisons to
100 percent of capacity, according to
figures compiled by the state trea
surer.
Treasurer Kay Bailey Hutchison
said those savings would increase to
$7.2 billion if Texas could increase
its prison population to 120 percent
of capacity, the level some federal
prisons maintain.
Hutchison developed the savings
estimates at the request of Houston
lawmakers who are backing a bill by
Rep. John Culberson, R-Houston, to
raise population caps in the prison
system to 120 percent of capacity, at
least until January 1994.
Texas prisons are under a federal
court order to keep inmate popula
tion at 95 percent of capacity or less.
“That amount would take care of
all the state prisoners that are clog
ging our county jails, plus give us
enough capacity to end early re
lease,” Culberson said.
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San Antonio gearing up
for 100th annual Fiesta
The Alamo City already is gearing
up for the 100th annual Fiesta
events this spring. By then, Texans
hope they’ll be celebrating the end
of the Persian Gulf War.
“I’m sure everyone is hoping the
war will be over by then — that’s
what we’re praying for,” said Irene
Witt, who is coordinating Fiesta
planning for Lackland Air Force
Base in San Antonio.
Military officials say they won’t let
the Persian Gulf crisis put a damper
on the carnival-like atmosphere dur
ing the three-week festival, which
starts April 19.
Parades, floats, and marching
band competitions highlight the
event, which draws thousands of
people from all over the state.
Organizers expect local military
units to get more cheers than usual
when they add patriotic music and
marching to the parades.
Marleen Pedroza, executive vice
president of the Fiesta San Antonio
Commission, said military units have
indicated that they want to be in
volved in Fiesta despite the war.
“Military participation is always an
integral part of Fiesta,” she said. “I
think people may be more focused. I
think there’s going to be quite an in
terest in military events.”
Interest in the troops overseas al
ready is brewing among students
and staff at Schanen Estates Elemen
tary in Corpus Christi. They spent
an hour Monday paying tribute to
soldiers through poems and a ban
ner inscribed with the names of
more than 200 family members serv
ing in the Middle East.
Edmund Chan, 9, said the cere
mony gave him a chance to show his
support for his uncle, Tony Chan,
with the Air Force in Saudi Arabia.
“It’s scary,” Edmund said. “We
don’t know if he’s ever coming
back.”
However, a master sergeant in the
Texas Air National Guard got to
come home for good from the Mid
dle East early this week to the Tar
rant County community of Watauga.
Ron Ernst, 52, who had been
working as a ground crewman for
the massive C-130 cargo planes sta
tioned in the United Arab Emirates
since October, was allowed to retire
after a 26-year stint in the Air Na
tional Guard.
A rally is being planned on the
parking lot of Arlington Stadium for
Feb. 23, and another rally, “The
Spirit of America Rally,” is being
planned for Texas Stadium March
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AUSTIN (AP) — The first a!
tempt to incorporate cultural diver
sity in the University, of Texas cur
riculum hit a roadblock with ibf
resignation of the committee design
ing a “multicultural” English course
school officials said Tuesday.
Joseph Kruppa, English depart
ment chairman, said the commitiei
resigned “because they’re frustrated
at the way the (course) syllabus wai
misrepresented and misunder
stood.”
The controversy began last yen
when students protested racial slun
by UT fraternities and demanPj
that UT courses reflect the contrit
lions all cultures have made to civil
zation.
A campuswide committee ap
pointed by UT president Williair
Cunningham is studying the issue.
Meanwhile, the English depart
ment proposed revising a required
freshman composition course, E«
glish 306, to include more about W
norities. The course, taken by soini
3,000 freshman, would have re
quired students to read civil rights!
gal cases and compose essays abom
them.
The course was opposed by somt
who said it was an example of a rigid
“liberal bias” creeping into schools
nationwide. By last July, 56 of UT
2,300 professors signed a “statemen
of academic concern” about til
course, and liberal arts dean Stand
ish Meacham postponed starting:
until this fall.
The English department af
proved the course syllabus lastSef
tember, apparently paving the wf
for its implementation.
“The committee perceived thil
the upper administration woul-j
never support the implementation
of this syllabus in the way that
should have supported it,” Kruppl
said.
The UT president issued a pn
pared statement Tuesday sayingtr
university is committed to multicoj
tural education. He did not renn j
phones calls from The Associat( l |
Press.
Kruppa said the main reason!
revising the course was to standart
ize it from a “hodgepodge” of wrij
ing exercises.
“I think there’s been a lot of mil
placed hysteria about this clast!
Kruppa said.
“It’s been misrepresented as
course in political correctness, wM
it’s really a course in writing. It till
nothing to do with bias.
“This was not a multicultutl
class,” he said. “It was a class thatvdf
going to use as its content writ! 1
about differences. But it was a wt 1
ing class.”