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What’s Up
Wednesday
ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: general discussion at noon. Call C.P.D.E. at 845-
0280 for more information.
NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: general discussion at 8:30 p.m. Call C.P.D.E. at 845-
0280 for more information.
NAVIGATORS: Christian fellowship at 7:30 p.m. in Lounge F on the Quad. Call
Chris at 847-3459 or 774-7555 for more information.
LUTHERAN STUDENT FELLOWSHIP: evening prayer and supper at 6:30 p.m. in
the University Lutheran Chapel.
METHODIST STUDENT CENTER: informal worship at 7 p.m. in the Methodist Stu
dent Center. Call Max at 846-4701 for more information.
EPISCOPAL STUDENT CENTER: semester’s first Eucharist and Dinner at 6:15
p.m. in the Canterbury House, 902 George Bush Dr.
BRITISH AGGIE CLUB: first meeting, all those interested welcome at 7 p.m. in 404
Rudder. Call Martin at 846-6795 for more information.
SOCIETY OF PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISTS: National SPJ President Frank
Gibson speaking at 6 p.m. in 014 Reed McDonald.
A&M CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP: tip-off rally, “The Quest for True Love” at 7:30
p.m. in 102 Zachry.
GAY & LESBIAN STUDENT SERVICES: preliminary meeting for Gayline volun
teers at 7 p.m. Call Terry at 693-0842 for more information.
TEXAS ENVIRONMENTAL ACTION COALITION: committee meetings - 6 p.m.:
Education and Forest, 7 p.m.: Wildlife and Public Relations, 8 p.m.: Recycling
and SEAC (National student environment group). All in 205-206 Engineering
Physics Building on Spence Street. Call Filo at 847-6560 or Scott at 693-
3371 for more information.
UNITED CAMPUS MINISTRIES: weekly Aggie Supper and Fellowship at 6 p.m. in
the A&M Presbyterian Church. Call Stacy at 847-5300 for more information.
Thursday
ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: general discussion at noon. Call C.P.D.E. at 845-
0280 for more information.
NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: general discussion at 8:30 p.m. Call C.P.D.E. at 845-
0280 for more information.
ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS: general discussion at 6 p.m. Call C.P.D.E.
at 845-0280 for more information.
AUDUBON SOCIETY: meeting. Dr. Douglas Welch, TAMU Horticulture Extension,
speaking on xeroscaping—landscape and water conservation at 7:30 p.m. in
the College Station Community Center, 1300 George Bush Dr. Call Joan at
845-2351 for more information.
OFFICE OF UNIVERSITY ART COLLECTION AND EXHIBITION: exhibition:
Catching the Eye: Form, Color, Motion. Rudder Exhibit Hall at 8 p.m. Call
Catherine at 845-8501 for more information.
DPMA: ICPD: Texas Instruments at 7 p.m. in the Former Students Center. Call the
BANA office at 845-1616 for more information.
UNITED STATES STUDENTS’ ASSOCIATION: first general meeting for the Spring
semester at 7 p.m. in Bizzell Hall West Basement. Call 846-4629 for more in
formation.
PEOPLE FOR PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST: meeting everyone who wants to
say no to this war. Welcome at 5:30 p.m. under the Academic Building
Dome. Call Cara at 693-3663 for more information.
CAMPUS CRUSADE FOR CHRIST: Campus Crusade for Christ/Life Line weekly
meeting at 7:30 p.m. in 108 HECC.
items for What's Up should be submitted to The Battalion, 216 Reed McDonald, no
later than three business days before the desired run date. We publish the name
and phone number of the contact only if you ask us to do so. What's Up is a Battal
ion service that lists non-profit events and activities. Submissions are run on a first-
come, first-served basis. There is no guarantee an entry will run. If you have ques
tions, call the newsroom at 845-3316.
Act Now
As a new semester begins, it is
important that students realize
theft is the No. 1 problem at
Texas A&M. To reduce your
chance of being a victim:
• Mark textbooks with your
name and student ID number.
Stolen textbooks are resold every
semester.
• Use ink to mark books in
“secret” places only you can iden
tify.
• Keep your books in sight
when in public or at school.
• Never leave property such as
books, backpacks, purses or any
thing of value unattended.
• Report any crime or suspi
cious activity immediately to the
University Police Department at
845-2345.
The Crime Prevention Unit
and the UPD is dedicated to serve
and protect you as a member of
the Aggie community.
COPIES
COPYING
TYPING
LAMINATING
• Wed., Sat., Sun.
• Self-serve machines only
•RESUMES
• FAX SERVICE
• PASSPORT PHOTOS
Police Beat
The following events were re
ported to the University Police
Department between Nov. 29 and
Jan. 8.
ASSAULT:
• Two women physically at
tacked each other during El
ephant Walk after one woman
was slapped in the face by the
other woman with a hand full, of
shaving cream. The two women
were separated by onlookers.
• A man was pulled from his
bicycle on Duncan field and
struck in the face and back of the
head.
• A woman reported she was
assaulted by her estranged hus
band. He met with her in the
building and demanded the re
turn Of some of his property.
When she countered with a de
mand of her own, he struck her
behind the left ear with his fist
and fled the scene.
AGGRAVATED ASSAULT:
• Two men were assaulted by
three or four men after returning
to campus from a pizza restau
rant on University Drive. When
they walked past the Northgate
Post Office, several men in a
dark-colored vehicle called out to
them. After the two groups yelled
at each other, the two men were
attacked from behind as they
walked along the mall behind the
A.P. Beutel Health Center. One
man sustained numerous blows to
the head and body and a two-inch
laceration on his forehead. The
other man had two large swollen
abrasive areas on the back of his
head, abrasions to the forearms, a
broken left ring finger and a
large bruise above the left eye.
DISORDERLY CONDUCT:
• A man was arrested for uri
nating on the side of the Lindsay
Building.
FALSE ALARM OR RE
PORT:
• The Coke Building was
evacuated and searched after
someone called and said a bomb
would go off at 3 p.m..
FLEEING OR ATTEMPTING
TO ELUDE POLICE OFFI
CER/DISREGARD OF POLICE
OFFICER:
• A woman was arrested and
charged with disregarding a po
lice officer.
AGGRAVATED ASSAULT
WITH A MOTOR VEHICLE:
• A man was struck by an indi
vidual who was attempting to
park his vehicle on Clark Street.
The man’s left wrist was injured
and he sustained a two-inch lacer
ation below his left knee.
PUBLIC INTOXICATION:
• Twenty-two people were ar
rested for public intoxication.
MINOR IN POSSESSION:
• Sixty-two minors were ar
rested for possession of alcohol.
HARASSMENT:
• Twelve people reported re
ceiving harassing telephone calls.
MISDEMEANOR THEFT:
• A maroon Eastpack back
pack and contents were stolen
from Sbisa Dining Hall. The per
son responsible for the theft left
behind a note with the following
message, “Thanks for leaving
your stuff unattended. You have
helped me in my cash flow prob-
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• High & Low Impact Aerobics
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lems. Signed, Your Social Thief.”
• $156 in cash was stolen from
a locker in the MSC Cafeteria
Employee Ladies’ Lounge.
• Backpacks were stolen from
campus.
• Textbooks were stolen from
campus.
• A University-owned red ta
ble was stolen from Neeley Hall.
• Five sets of garland and two
strings of Christmas lights were
stolen from outside a room in
Fowler Hall.
• Three strings of Christmas
lights were stolen from outside a
room in Hart Hall.
• A VCR was stolen from the
Puryear Hall Lounge.
• A bumper was removed
from a car in Parking Area 9.
• A gold watch was stolen
from a bathroom in Law Hall.
• A license plate was removed
from a car in Parking Area 61.
• A 1990 Aggie ring was sto
len from a room in Hart Hall.
• Two rings were stolen from
a room in Legett Hall.
• A black Panasonic answering
machine was removed from an
office in the Blocker Building.
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF:
• A room in the Eller Building
was damaged by a vandal wield
ing fifteen cans of Super String
and one can of aerosol snow.
• Someone shattered the
windshield of a car parked on
Mosher Lane.
• Someone broke the radio
antenna of a car parked in the
Southside Parking Garage.
• Someone smashed the pas
senger’s and driver’s side and
rear windows of a car parked in
Parking Area 95.
• A woman reported damage
to the windshield on her car
parked in the Southside Parking
Garage.
• Someone scratched the right
front fender and the hood of a
truck.
• The General Telephone
public telephone on the west side
of the Smith Varsity Tennis
Courts was damaged.
• A black marker was used to
write “A&M” on the sidewalk on
the southeast side of the Aca
demic Building.
• White shoe polish was used
to coat the windows and wind
shield of a car in Parking Area 56.
• An orange smoke bomb was
ignited in Dormitory 7.
• A motorcycle in Parking
Area 30 was knocked over.
• A window in Schumacher
Hall was broken.
• The gate arm to Parking
Area 34 was broken.
4r MSC LITERARY ARTS
WANTS YOU TO SUBMIT TO LITMUS
TEXAS A & M S OWN LITERARY JOURNAL
of POETRY, PROSE, and Graphics
DEADLINE: January 18 at 6 pm
room 223 of the MSC,
the Student Programs Office
guidelines available in the same place
Call 845-1515 for more information
also come buy a Litmus '90
each Litmus is a unique publication of
self-expression
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MSC
OPEN HOUSE ((
SATURDAY, JANUARY 19, 1991
2:00 - 6:00 p.m.
MEMORIAL STUDENT CENTER - FIRST & SECOND FLOORS
Come meet representatives of over 100
recognized student organizations.
Entertainment, door prizes. & much more!
DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN!!
764-2975
Behind
Appletree
Happy Hours
9 p.m.
2 p.m.
11 p.m.
6 p.m.
Everyday
Happy Hour Specials:
Drafts $1.25 Margaritas $2.00
Free Food Bar 9 p.m. - 11 p.m.
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