Page 6 The Battalion Wednesday, October 3,1990 Battalion Classifieds WANTED Non-Corps group takes care of flags HEALTHY MALES WANTED AS SEMEN DONORS Help infertile couples confidentaility ensured. Ethnic diversity desirable, ages 18 to 35, excel lent compensation. Contact Fairfax Cryobank, 1121 Briarcrest Suite 101,776-4453 Help Ags- Need two good pairs of alumni Tech tickets 7- ,. , , „ „ ” 696-7326. 20tl0/5 SERVICES WANTED: 6-8 tickets for Tech game....Alumni Side 774-4137...leave a message! 18tl0/3 Cash for washers and dryers working or not, will pick up 776-0229. 6t 10/22 HELP WANTED RAISE A THOUSAND IN A WEEK The fundraiser that’s woridng on 1800 college campuses! Your campus group can earn up to $1000 in just one week. No investment needed. Be first on your campus. A FREE gift just for calling. Call Now 1-800-765-8472 Ext.90 THE PSYCHOLOGY DEPT. at TAMU is conducting re search on group dynamics and we need participants. We will pay $30 for 6 hrs. over 3 week period. Please do not ap ply if you have participated in spring or summer of 1990. If interested, please sign up out side room 409. If you have questions call Judy at 845-0478. 2 i»io/8 BEST FUNDRAISER ON CAMPUSI Looking for a fraternity, sorority stu dent organizations that would like to earn $500 - $1000 for a one week on campus marketing project. Must be or ganized and hardworking. Dot or Lisa 1-800-592-2121. uttfn SPRING BREAK, Christmas, summer travel FREE. Air couriers needed and cruiseshipjobs. Call (805)682-7555 Ext. S-1026. 191ttfn LITTLE CAESAR S PIZZA Now accepting applications. All hours/all shifts. Apply at the corner of 601 University Drive and Stasney. 14ttfn Part-time type setter/layout person wanted. Must have experience in desk top publishing using Macintosh and Pagemaker. 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Have pen ready. 1 ltlO/12 Get your 1 < *W-1'*0 aggfvisk: Texas A&M Unfv«K«tfy't VW#o Yearbook at English Annex and 230 Reed McDonald By LIBBY KURTZ Of The Battalion Staff Texas A&M’s Aggie Men’s Club has added a new responsibility to its list of activities — taking care of the flags on west campus. AMC has been responsible for lowering and raising the flags on west campus in honor of Silver Taps since September. Jason Leeds, service chairman, said the club found out last summer it had been recommended by Dr. J. Malon Southerland, student services associate vice president, for the job. “We were very excited,” Leeds says. “We accepted the responsibility immediately. This is the first time a non-Corps group will be responsible for this.” AMC was formed on campus in 1984 as a non-fraternal organiza tion. “We are a multi-faceted organiza tion,” he says. “We have both service and social projects.” Leeds, a junior business adminis tration major, said 10 AMC mem bers are responsible for the flags. “The members volunteered for this special duty,” he says. “Lt. Col. Henderson from the Commandant’s Office helped orientate us and or dered the flags.” Leeds says the responsibility of taking care of the flags is one of AMC y s smaller group projects. “We have two large group service projects a year,” he says. “We try to have one on-campus and one off- campus project. This year, we’re going to plant ground cover for landscape services on campus.” He says the off-campus project hasn’t been decided upon yet. AMC members serve as big broth ers to students at Oakwood Middle School in Bryan. The committee also is helping A&M’s international stu dents. “One of our social projects in volves bringing concerts to A&M’s campus,” Leeds says. AMC will host Michael Card’s concert Tuesday. Leeds says the money earned, af ter expenses, will benefit the Still Creek Boys Ranch in Kurten. Captain Rowdy warns audience of rude, crude, gross humor By ROB NEWBERRY Of The Battalion Staff Tonight Bryan-College Station audiences will get a sample of some of the no-holds barred comedy that has made Andrew Dice Clay and Sam Kinison big names. Frank Lun- ney, a.k.a. Captain Rowdy, performs at the Hilton Hotel’s Grand Ball room at 8 p.m. Lunney, a former heavyweight boxer, actually calls himself “the most controversial comic in Ameri ca,” and intends to prove it. His rowdy, raunchy and often disgusting humor has been shaking up audi ences across the United States and especially in Texas. Captain Rowdy claims he has no limits in his comedy routine. He feels free to give everyone from anti abortionists, to Mother Teresa, to the audience a hard time. B-CS com edy fans had better get ready for a few jabs at whatever they hold sa cred, because Lunney will no doubt get right down to business — right down and dirty. Lunney is quite proud of his sick brand of humor. “Sick humor is just as representative of comedy as knock-knock jokes,” he says. While some people will definitely be of fended, he says, there are just as many comedy fans who get bored with clean humor. Lunney wants people at the show who can appreciate sick humor. He wants the audience to be forewarned — the show is going to be offensive. “I wish more clubs would put the warning out. I don’t want to hear you whining about it later on.” IfUf TH A W T What’s Up BSBBnBSS&SKfiSSflM Continued from page 4 Thursday INDIA ASSOCIATION: will meet at 7 p.m. in 165 Blocker. Call Venn! at 846-3587 or Stan at 693-2515 for more information. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION: Weekly meeting, all welcome, at 7 p.m. in the meditation room of the All Faiths Chapel. Call Christe at 846-6115 for more information. AGGIE PLAYERS: will present “My Children! My Africa!”’ at 8 p.m. in the Rudder Forum. Tickets are $6.50 for public, $5 for students. Call 845-1234 for more information. TEAC EDUCATION COMMITTEE: EcoRap session on topic of pollution at noon in front of the Academic Building. Call Linda at 696-7607 for more information. BAPTIST STUDENT UNION: Free concert — Acappella Follow Jesus! — at 7:30 p.m. in Rudder Auditorium. AGRICULTURE CAREER EXPOSITION: Career job fair with 45 nationally known agricultural companies at 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. in Biochemistry Building. Call Deb orah at 693-7503 for more information. CLASS OF 1992 COUNCIL: Elephant Walk T-shirt design contest ends Friday. Ideas can be turned in to 216 MSC. Call Vicky at 693-4668 for more informa tion. TEXAS A&M CYCLING TEAM: Race structure and dues from 7 to 8:15 p.m. in 410 Rudder. Call Stephen at 846-8307 for more information. S.W.A.P.: will discuss “Meat is Murder: Vegetarianism in the ’90s” at 8:30 p.m. Check monitor in Rudder for room number. Call Karen at 823-3883 for more information. STUDENT GOVERNMENT ELECTION COMMISSION: Freshman elections for Class of ’94 Council and freshman senators from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. at the Aca demic Plaza, MSC, Blocker, Kleberg. KOREAN AGGIES ASSOCIATION: General meeting in 410 Rudder. Call 693-0192 for more information. TAMU ROADRUNNERS: Weekly run at 6 p.m. in front of G. Rollie White. Call David at 693-6368 for more information. PI SIGMA EPSILON: General business meeting, casual, at 6:30 p.m. in 125 Blocker. Call Colin at 847-2024 for more information. CLASS OF '92 BOOT DANCE COMMITTEE: Informational meeting from 7 to 8:15 p.m. in 308 Rudder. Applications available for Boot Dance Committee from 8 to 5 at the boot dance table in the MSC. Call Shannon at 823-1896 for more information. AMATEUR ASTRONOMERS ASSOCIATION: Guest lecture with John West speaking on meteors and meteor observing at 7:30 p.m. in 202 Engineering and Physics Building. Call Steven at 693-9632 for more information. PHILOSOPHY CLUB: Professor Greg Moses will speak on Martin Luther King Jr. and Afro-American philosophy at 7 p.m. in 164 Blocker. Call Brett at 764- 9664 for more information. ANTHROPOLOGY SOCIETY: Dr. Earle will talk about the field school in Guata- mala from 7 to 8:15 p.m. in 502 Rudder. Call MaryAnn at 847-1309 for more information. Items for What’s Up should be submitted to The Battalion, 216 Reed McDonald, no later than three business days before the desired run date. We publish the name and phone number of the contact only If you ask us to do so. What's Up is a Battal ion service that lists non-profit events and activities. Submissions are run on a first- come, first-served basis. There is no guarantee an entry will run. If you have ques tions, call the newsroom at 645-3316. LUNCH BUFFET Daily 11:00-2:00, Sat./Sun. 11:30-2:30 DINNER BUFFET .Daily 5-8 p.m., Served in West Room All you can eat • More than 20 items Expires 10-17-90. Not valid on Sat., Oct. 6 PACIFIC GARDEN RESTAURANT Between the Hilton & Chimney Hill Bowling itfaMBKaafes n ^^^^bhbhhhhhhbhihhbhhbihbhhbbhbhbihhhhbhbhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhhhhhhhhbhhh^ fLast 2 Weeks-Enrolling Nowlf FALL ALLERGY STUDY Individuals 18 & older to participate in a Fall Al lergy Study to test investigational nasal spray. $100. incentive for those chosen to participate. Call Pauli Research Int/l 776-0400 }trik iand, i Inarch i : orthe jowls ;lory f i&M Whi oss las xiuisii illed i ladon: natter lOUthi line si dMord Street? RESTAURANT AND PUB Invites you to join us for dinner after the game on Saturday. Dinner served from 5:00 pm till 11:00 pm Make your reservations now! Join us for hickory grilled steaks, blackened red snapper, fresh salads, pineapple chicken and our special prime rib. 1710 Briarcrest Bryan Reservations 268-0792 Lady Aggie Volleuball Southwest Conference Texas A&M Lady Aggies Rice Owls steB Jirsi 500 fans will Jre receive a Jree poster I SPONSORED BY AGGi E 96l 01 DU Tex, nd ai iroble Firsi oryto ieade< Secc ivengf the I The ^gg ies iaper me toi -a te ereno But end o ng ab l&M I ionall 1 lent oi ionic ( Tha jet ab< ear, v iggiel Teel nee p igainsl Knot Its I :onsidi nance Teel date o toucl igains! i—/i FRESHMEN VI ELECTIONS General Elections: October 4, 1990 Thursday Runoffs: October 9, 1990 Tuesday Time: 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. TAMU I.D. REQUIRED! Locations: Academic Plaza Blocker MSC Kleberg Class of '94 President, Vice-President, Treasurer, Secretary, Social Secretary, Historian, Nine (9) Freshmen Senate Seats. GO TEX Vi 'Election Commission of StTUDENT, ERNMENT AS AS. I UNIVERSITY