4 845-jj 'ns lie, ^RED V and A aman nal seen, ove Ram. ibinarine Captain ' hich hi. • die Red e again'' I Ramiin n the st' Potmen ell as tht 'erguson flop the laracten perfot- al —the ie were ig visual s atten- r to ths i power il excel- ns mar i follow At that eenplai in time, lie area ion of orks, if k a feu Clanci ted with letail in alreadi of sus- cy fans is cine- movie- / movie College e “Red movie, Monday, March 5,1990 The Battalion Pages Fir flying: ‘Lonesome Pine’ successful series LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — It’s not every day you see 35 mandolin players performing Ravel, or a band called Brave Combo playing the Doors’ “People Are Strange” in its own unique style of rock polka. But that’s part of the uniqueness of public TV’s “Lonesome Pine Spe cials” series. The series, co-produced by the Kentucky Center for the Arts and Kentucky Educational Television, is a musical odyssey that looks at all forms of music and dance in differ ent, often whimsical, ways. Performers might not necessarily be well-known, but the series’ pro ducers hope to change that. WaRRD HE-VCARDUNE. WA/VT TO SEE MY BRILLIANT COVCLfT FOR A VE-W TV SERIES? DO X /MYE A CHOICE, RAUL? NOPE. X NEED YOU TO PRODUCE (T FAP MF "eilUGM'S ISLAND: THE GtMknoH: PICTURE x ,T - WRITTEA/ BY PAUL 5T0R/V PRODUCEP by Scott McCullar © 1990 HOW DO THEY GET TWE NEXT... X MEAN, TUST YJHO... OE no! NOT GILUGAN marT/wV?? hv: YEP. AVP WE SKIPPER WITH MRS. HOWELL AMP, GlAteEJ?/ WALDO By KEVIN THOMAS WAlOO CONTINUES HIS SEARCH IN THE STEAM TUNNELS FOR THE EVIL SPIRITS INFECTING THE CRAY SUPERCOMPUTER- WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIGN MY PETITION TO BOYCOTT THE AGGIE CINEMA..3 BECAUSE THEY SHOWED AN X-RATED MOVIE WITH EXPOSED MALE GENITALS.' NOW WHAT IF SOME GUY SAW THAT AND GOT AROUSED AND HURT PEOPLE'? “Our goal has always been to pre sent artists that have been ignored by the media — public television in particular,” says Richard Van Kleeck, the series’ artistic director. “Some of these are actually old art ists, even legendary, who have sort of been passed by and never got the notice they were due.” A show due this month, “Strength in Numbers,” will feature five top Nashville studio session players per forming what Van Vleeck describes as country and jazz chamber music. On one occasion, Van Kleeck has gotten in the act, during a 35-man dolin extravaganza, “Mando Magni ficat.” When the mandolinists multiplied to a full orchestra, having played works ranging from classical to rag time, they got a conductor — Van Kleeck, a French horn player who studied at the New England Conser vatory of Music. SPADE PHILLIPS, PI. God D/H8N Mztle ’ fmxzle schmingle * HELlSHMELLI.^jt • • • ■•"- HrtTSoP CHIEF? WHY ARE You looking i n y THE"CcnzjfJ / FU-EG-" 5 7 FILE: NAME-. THlLLlP*) LIKES: TFOUU-d, BEtK, Disuses: hangovers, vjHe jKS^GeRM/tN Mips... 'IS THERE flTV VicTUREZj/ rrO r >1 # » M/m- ftouosuSk/ YEtfH,r7S fl Picture of a MAN IN a LEATHER GIRDLE TIED UPSIDE Down FRor A FoRKUPr 'With A goTTcEfl of TEOvilA.IT SAYS; "To THE AC&AHY Women's PuMUF-THRoWirtb TWAfH. All tHY LcnE.^FAOE." TNi5 FltE reacts LIKE A center# PROFILE' HE Must BE Quite A man, THIS SPADE ►PHlLLtPSj- Festival celebrates 4 America’s Horse’ the who coc from ti Cape & .. “I da re a lot r of tli mmer s Met' 1 he wo! urningi Iressed as slo* 1 n front 1 the mi ired, ® dndswtf d-headt rig wild .aty ligk nts titt c says d 1 , overt jd doot ien d a lygf ig 10 II, 'Kn« 1 FORT WORTH (AP) — He’s starred in more westerns than John Wayne, Roy Rogers and Gene Autry combined. Lynn Anderson and Sissy Spacek love him. So do Robert Redford, Burt Rey nolds, George Strait, Tommy Lee Jones and even Romanian gymnas tics coach Bela Karolyi. C&W’s Michael Martin Murphy has written a song in his honor. Sleek and dashing, he lives in the fast lane, but is equally at home on the range or at trendy polo matches or most certainly at racetracks around the whrld. He’s made some investors instant millionaires, and admirers say they’ll wager $300 million on his perfor mance this year. At five feet tall, he sounds a bit short, and at 1,100 pounds, maybe more than a tad hefty. But what the heck. You’d be husky, too, if you ate like a horse. And that’s what we’re talking about here. Horses. Quarter horses, really. The American Quarter Horse As sociation, founded here in Cowtown 50 years ago, returns this week to celebrate its golden anniversary and honor an animal the group calls “A- merica’s Horse.” Don’t fight it. Thoroughbred breeders may lift a skeptical eyebrow, but can they ig nore what purports to be the resume of the “most versatile horse in the world”? According to the association (AQHA), the American quarter horse is: • Skilled in disciplines ranging from cattle cutting to polo. • Unequaled as a racehorse in sprint distances. • An athlete recognized as the quickest horse in the world. • The world’s finest roping, re ining and cutting horse. • The most popular breed in America, and the only breed indige nous to this country. He even helped win the Old West. The real one, not Hollywood’s ver- kets is the most exciting devel opment in the breed in the last deca de,” says association president Brad Tate. “It’s as if investors and ranchers around the world have fallen in love with America’s horse.” He said exports were up 22.3 per cent in 1989 and the total export va lue grew to $26,818,000. Back home, quarter horse racing is also increasing dramatically. The Amarillo-based AQHA estimates 16,000 such races will be staged this At five feet tall, he sounds a bit short, and at 1,100 pounds, maybe more than a tad hefty. But what the heck. You’d be husky, too, if you ate like a horse. sion. Maybe that’s why Redford and Reynolds and those other folks are all quarter horse owners. “I’d agree with all those things,” said Benny Scott of Fort Worth, for mer owner and publisher of Quarter Horse Racing. “But if one word best sums up the quarter horse, it’s versa tility. “And there’s no question about popularity because the breed has the most horses in its registry.” The AQHA claims the largest equine registry in the world, nearly 3 million, and the largest membership, 250,000, including 17,750 members in 62 foreign nations. “The growth of the American quarter horse in international mar- year, with purses totaling $60 mil lion and wagering exceeding $300 million. The Labor Day All-American Fu turity, crown jewel of quarter horse racing, offers a $2 million purse — ,$96,909, per second over the quarter mile. In 1988, the winner of the New Mexico race covered the distance in 22 seconds, and its owner earned $1 million on a horse purchased for $9,000. A compact and sturdy animal, quarter horses are renowned for their lightning getaways, bursting from a starting gate to 45 miles an hour in three strides. The horse got its name from its burst of speed in quarter-mile races down the dirt streets of colonial towns. Next year, the AQHA will open the American Quarter Horse Heri tage Center and Museum in Am arillo to showcase the horse’s histori cal role and house the group’s hall of fame. So now it’s party time, and AQHA members are gathering to salute such founders as the King Ranch’s Robert Kleberg and the 6666’s Ann Burnett Tandy and to sing the praises of their wondrous breed. Literally. Country music’s Michael Martin Murphey and Kathy Mattea head line a “Festival Extravaganza” at Will Rogers Coliseum that will end with the debut of a new song described as “Murphey’s tribute to America’s Horse.” The week-long gala kicks off Thursday at Billy Bob’s Texas with an international reception honoring quarter horse owners from around the world. That’s only appropriate, since Billy Bob’s modestly bills itself as the world’s largest honky tonk and spokesperson Becky Tillson likens the occasion to a “United Nations of horsemen in cowboy hats jabbering in German, Italian, Spanish and Jap anese.” A so-called “Versatility Chal lenge” will match five of the top American quarter horses in the country competing in a variety of categories for a sotnewhat token $5,000. D MSC Political Forum WELL YOU BE GONE OVER SPRING BREAK ? ABSENTEE VOTE ;ket rtf' /hen [9th-te : er of* the ily :airs haw had J her* I start* -ed. i a tl . 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