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SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL It happens when you Advertise In The Battalion Call 845-0569 Fackler Continued from page 1 Roads Continued from page 1 chemistry also were established. The number of graduate stu dents, particularly minorities, also has increased substantially, which Fackler believes is one of the col lege’s greatest accomplishments. “I think we made pretty good strides — not superb, but good,” he said. Fackler said he thinks the College of Science will go through a tough period, both Fiscally and organizatio nally, as A&M develops its agricultu ral programs, especially the life sci ence program. “I think it is time for a new person to come in who can give a fresh start to the whole process at the dean’s level,” Fackler said. “I think one of the saddest things in academic ad ministration is the institution that has administrators who stay in their jobs too long.” Fackler said he regrets stepping down at this time because he believes A&M President William Mobley will continue to lead the University well. He said, however, he can make more personal contributions to A&M through research and teach ing as a distinguished professor of chemistry. Fackler has received many awards "I think it is time for a new person to come in who can give a fresh start to the whole process at the dean’s level.” — John P. Fackler, dean College of Science and honors during his career, in cluding a Fulbright Lectureship and Guggenheim Fellowship. He also recently received the American Chemical Society’s 43rd Southwest Regional Award for achievement in chemistry. student parking problems.” Williams says the on- and off-cam pus shuttle buses will be re-routed as usual when there is construction and the appropriate notices will be posted for students. He says the same routes of the on-campus buses will continue from last fall. Williams also says the parking de partment has placed new bike lanes on many streets. “I think what has pleased me is the new bike lanes we installed which are very useful,” he says. “And when all streets are paved better we will have better lanes in the near future.” The bike lanes added are on Biz- zell, New Main, Ross, Coke streets and Throckmorton Road. Besides road construction, the physical plant is taking care of other repairs and renovations. Sugg says the MSC Flagroom’s floor is being refinished. He says the repairs include replacing wornout wood and sanding and refinishinq the floor. He says the redone wooden floors will have a darker fin ish similar to the Rudder floors. Sugg says the physical plant also started replacing deteriorating pipes in the Commons dining area. “We are redoing the pipes be cause of leakage, but the project is scheduled to be complete Feb. 8,” he says. The dining hall will be closed but students will be informed to alter nate dining halls. Sugg says the physical plant is also working to replace the tile on the walkway and stairwell of the Engi neering and Physics Building. He says there were reports of the tile getting slippery and they decided to redo the walkway to eliminate safety hazards. “Construction on campus is pretty much winding down,” he says. “And the MSC expansion project is one of the last major completions.” Mosher Continued from page 1 Three automobiles stolen in Navasota issue a declaration of war at Bush’s request, he said. “You can’t be against debate in a democracy, but you need to look at the consequences of that debate,” Blair says. “If Congress decides against declaring war and Bush ignores it, he should be im peached. If Congress doesn’t start impeachment, they should be impeached for violating the Constitution.” The United States no longer will be a world power in the minds of its allies if Congress re fuses to authorize war, Blair says. Hopefully, politics will not complicate constitutional issues further, Blair says. “If the Constitution is worth dying for, I don’t want cheap pol itics to twist it around,” he says. Blair says he believes a draft would not be needed to fight a war. “If the United States cannot win with the 400,000 troops al ready there, it will be World War III, then there will be a draft,” Blair says. “Realistically, that won’t happen.” Faced with bleak odds of win ning against the coalition led by the United States, Blair says he does not understand Hussein’s actions and doubts that anyone in the Western World does either. “I’m not up on his culture so I have no way of knowing what’s real, an appearance, a bluster, or fatalism,” Blair says. “If this is built up to be a religious war against the United States, do they mean they will die for Allah?” However, the defection of six Iraqi helicojpter pilots Monday might give the Unites States vital information about Iraqi war plans, he says. “It is fundamental to know their capabilities for war, includ ing morale among their military,” Blair says. “Because pilots are usually the most well-trained and well-educated in an army, this means that morale is probably low. Because of their high rank, they also will know more about Iraqi plans than a lower ranking soldier.” The pilots also will be more re ceptive to questioning since they risked their lives defecting across the Saudi Arabian border. Blair says they cannot safely return to Iraq now. The helicopters also will be in spected to determine how well they are equipped. Lack of night vision equipment, for example, would mean those helicopters could not operate effectively after dark. Because Iraq does not have a military-industrial complex and imports most of its military hard ware, including spare parts, its military capabilities have suffered from the blockade, Blair says. “Considering the young age and relative lack of combat expe rience in the U.S. armed forces, it’s amazing they were given a chance to defect instead of being shot down when they crossed the border,” Blair says. “A lesser trained army might have been too nervous and jittery to give them a chance. Instead, we have infor mation about Iraqi troop morale and technical readiness.” Blair also says though Bush said he will not negotiate with Hussein, he is trying to work things out peacefully. “Bush is right not to reward Hussein for his aggression by cav ing into his demands,” Blair says. “If Hussein did pull out of Ku wait, boundary negotiations be tween Iraq and Kuwait would probably follow, along with an in ternational conference on the Palestinian problem.” The approach taken by Bush toward Iraq’s aggression reflects his generation’s experience dur ing World War II, Blair says. In Hussein, Bush sees another Hit ler who should be stopped before he becomes too powerful. “War does not sit well with younger generations because they didn’t experience World War II,” Blair says. “They say there’s an oil glut; they say the Kuwaiti Emir is a dictator and they don’t want to lose loved ones for cheap oil. “It’s a difference of opinion based on different perspectives,” Blair says. “But what would it take to get us to fight? Will we fight for a principle? I hope we don’t have to find out.” Blair says two-thirds of the world’s oil supply comes from the Persian Gulf region, so the larger question is not cheap oil, but con trol of the world. The Jan. 15 deadline set by the United Nations gives Hussein time to seek a negotiated solution with little fear of military action against Iraq before then. The deadline, however, might force actions that neither side wants to make, Blair says. For example, Hussein might believe any peace agreement reached in response to a deadline would be so demeaning that he would refuse to act. If Hussein does nothing signif icant by Jan. 15, Bush might be compelled to order the armed forces to take military action to maintain its leadership position. The two U.N. resolutions, however, do not force the United States to take any military action. The resolutions only permit military force to compel Iraq to comply with previous U.N. reso lutions, such as withdrawal of Iraqi troops from Khwait and the restoration of the legitimate gov ernment. Brazos and Grimes County Crime Stoppers are asking for help in the apparent theft of three automobiles from Fred Brown Ford on Highway 6 in Navasota during the early morning hours of Dec. 10 and 11. Navasota police detectives report the vehicles were stolen between 3 and 4 each morning. Navasota police report they believe the thieves were well organized and may live in the surrounding area. The thieves apparently entered the vehicles by forcing the door locks. They then broke the ignition locks, started the cars and drove off the lot. Police say the thieves stole two 1991 Ford Mustang LXs — one red and the other black — Dec. 10. They then stole a red 1991 Ford Probe CL hatchback the following morning. The loss is estimated to be more than $41,000. This week Crime Stoppers needs your help in identifying the per- son(s) responsible for these thefts. If you have information that might be helpful, call Crime Stop pers at 775-TIPS. When you call, Crime Stoppers will asign you a spe cial coded number that will protect your identity. If your call leads to an arrest and grand jury indictment, Crime Stop pers will pay you up to $1,000. Crime Stoppers also pays cash for in formation on any felony crime or the location of any wanted fugitive. So call Crime Stoppers today at 775-TIPS or Grimes County Crime Stoppers at 825-2000. RetartedElfto perform at Front Porch Cafe The Front Porch Cafe will host the funk band Retarted Elf on Saturday at 9 p.m. The six-mem ber band is known for its stage theatrics and funky sound. Retarted Ell was formed three years ago and has become one of the biggest draws in the Austin live music. Joe Rockhead will open for the 1 Time to get the books 1990 Aggieland B *; * ; ': fegps ' - ir«S6»! If you ordered a 1990 Aggieland and haven't picked it up, stop by the English Annex between 8:30 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday. Yearbooks will not be held and refunds will not be made on books not picked up during the academic year in which they are published. If you did not order a 1990 Aggieland, you may pur chase one for $25, plus tax, at the English Annex. Campus Directory If you ordered a 1990-91 Campus Directory and haven't picked it up, get it in the Student Publications business office, room 230 Reed McDonald Building, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Monday through Friday. 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