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The Battalion
Thursday, December7,1!
Battalion
Classifieds
FOR RENT
SERVICES
COTTON VILLAGE APTS Ltd.
Snook, TX
1 bdrm $200 2 Bdrm $248
Rental Assistance Available
Call 846-8878 ir 774-0773
after 5pm
Equal Opportunity Housing/Handicapped
Accessible 60ttfn
Mobile home for rent, private country living 8 miles
from campus on FM 1688 $250 per month 822-6233.
67U2/13
2 Bdrm-1 Bath 4-plex in Bryan, new refigerator, new
carpet, 7 min from campus, gas and water paid
$285.00. Call Bill after 4:00 846-3864. 67tl2/13
A special deal! 15 days free 2B-1B. Near shuttle, $275.
C.B. Richard Smith CO. 846-8400. 6702/13
Bargain! Two bedroom apartments south of campus
$170.00. 696-2038 Barbara. 640 2/13
Sublease 1 Bdm apt, pool, 2 blocks from Blocker,
$295/mo. Steven 846-1609. 650 2/08
1 Bdr apt for lease, Peppertree, available nojw. Janet
6102/13
696-5841 or 846-1702.
3 BR to share large bedroom, bath, quiet, nice, fur
nished, $175 plus utilities, female only, nonsmoker
268-1553. 6602/13
2 BDRM HOUSE. NO PETS, LARGE YARD, W/D
CON. 1906 MILLER $325/mo 693-3418.
6002/08
ROOMMATE WANTED
Male Rooommate: spring semester 2B-2B Oakwood
Aprs. Bus Route. $195.00 4- utilities 693-4952.67tl2/13
STREP THROAT
STUDY’
Volunteers needed for streptococcal
tonsillitis/pharyngitis study
★Fever (100.4 or more)
★Pharyngeal pain (Sore Throat)
★Difficulty swallowing
Rapid strep test will be done to con
firm.
Volunteers will be cojtipensated.
G & S STUDIES, INC.
(close tp^ campus)
846-5933
ALTERATIONS
The Needle
Ladies & Men’s clothing
Off Southwest Parkway
300 Amherst
764-9603
ON THE DOUBLE
Professional word processing laser
jet printing.
Papers, resumes, merge letters.
Rush services
846-3755
QAM 1 /O
Female Roommate needed Spring ’90 2B-2B $ 120/mo
Call 693-7710 Plantation Oaks apts. 67t 1/5
Word processing from $ 1.35/page LASER
PRINTER! PERFECT PRINT. 822-1430. 47tl2/08
Female Roommate Needed Spring ’90 2B-2B $215/mo.
Call Missy 690-0549 /0866. Timber Creek Apts62tl2/13
TYPING: Accurate Prompt, Professional, 15 years ex
perience. symbols. Near Campus. 696-5401. 45tl2/13
Share 2 Bed 2 Bath Mobile home $ 175.00/mo plus uti
lities. Call Courtney 764-8419. 66tl2/13
Experienced librarian will do library research for you.
Call 272-3348. 30tll/12
WORD PROCESSING: PROFESSIONAL. PRECISE,
SPEEDY - LASER/LETTER QUALITY. LISA 846-
8130. 49tl 1/21
HELP WANTED
STUDENTS
NEED A JOB NEXT SEMESTER?
The Houston Chronicle has both
immediate and Spring route open
ings. Spring routes start anytime
after Jan 6. Routes require work
ing early morning hours and pay is
based on per paper route and a
gas allowance is provied. If inter
ested please call Julian at 693-
2323 or James at 693-7815.
66112/13
WORK DURING
CHRISTMAS BREAK
Students needed from the following
cities to observe seat belt use for the
Texas Transportation Institute during
the Christmas break (January): Abi
lene, Amarillo, Beaumont, Corpus
Christi, Dallas, El Paso, Ft. Worth,
Houston, Laredo, Lubbock, Midland,
San Antonio, Tyler,and Waco. 3 days
work, $100 plus gas allowance. Call
845-2736, 8am-5pm for interview. Ask
for Terri or Laurie.
Professional word processing, light editing. Carla 690-
0305. 48tl 1/06
sis. Bring your disk in to TOPS PRINT
0013.
papers :
ING or call 846-
66t 12/8
TRAVEL
WANTED, ABSOLUTELY DEPENDABLE currently
enrolled Texas A&M student with own vehicle to de
liver bulk copies of the BA'ITALION, starting imme
diately, and daily throughout coming semester. Deliv
eries must be between noon and 5 p.m. daily to
apartment complexes in College Station. Pay based on
copies delivered, no mileage, interested, call Rusty at
845-2696. 67ttfn
Babysitter wanted. My home $3.25/hr. Spring semester
mornings. 693-0738. 67U2/7
RESERVATIONS AVAILABLE NOW!
DAYTONA BEACH „ *129
*129
7 NIGHTS
SOUTH PADRE ISLAND
5 OR 7 NIGHTS
STEAMBOAT from 10f
PORT LAUDERDALE ^ $ 132
HILTON HEAD ISLAND 0 J127
7 NIGHTS
CORPUS CHRISTI / l
MUSTANG ISLAND *99
5 OR 7 NIGHTS
CALL TOLL FREE TODAY
1.800-321-5911
‘Depending on break dates and length of stay.
Campus Rep position — Sell well known spring break
packages. Earn high $$$ plus trips. 1-800-Hi-PADRE.
67tl2/8
ATTENTION - HIRING! Government jobs - your
area. $17,840 - $69,485. Call 1-602-838-8885 Ext R
4009.
190t08/31
FOR SALE
House cleaning person for faculty family, 10-12
hrs/week, schedule flexible. Must be available thru
summer call 6-9pm 846-3765.
60t 12/08
LIVE OAK RANCH Restuarant. Now hiring wait
resses, dishwashers and kitchen help (409) 878-2216.
60t 12/08
For Sale Roundtrip ticket for female from D-FW to
Denver leave 12/8 return 12/26 $220, 361-3861 or 776-
8213
OVERSEAS JOBS $900-2000 mo. summer, Yr.round.
All countries. All fields. F'ree info. Write IJC, PO Bx
52-TXD4 Corona Del Mar, CA 92625. 56tl2/13
NEW 3-D CAMERA will dramatically change your per-
. . 65tl2/13
ception of reality! 696-8037 for info.
Houston Chronicle needs dormitory residents to de
liver dormitory routes please call Julian 693-2323.
66U2/13
VW Scirocco 16v, 2yrs, 21,000m, fully loaded,
$10,000/offer, 846-1418. 65tl2/13
Scooter: Honda Elite 50, 1988, Red/Gray. Free helmet.
846-2001. 66tl2/13
Pizza Drivers $6 to $9 per hour. Daily pay, start imme-
.. . : 764-7’~
diately. Phone at once 764-735 or 268-8268. 62t 12/13
Washer and dryer. Need to sell by 12/15. $150. Call
774-7096. 66tl2/l 3
ATTENTION: EARN MONEY READING BOOKS!
$32,000/year income potential. Details. (1) 602-838-
8885. 45tl 1/09
Round trip ticket to Albuquerque. Leave 12/20 return
12/27. $150. Call Cindy 696-8709. 65t 12/08
Earn $500 to $ 1000 weekly stuffing envelopes at home.
No experience needed. For free information,send self
addressed stamped envelope to: P.O. Box 50282 Den
ton, TX 76206. 65tl2/13
Datsun 200SX ’82 hatchback, ac/heater, AM/FM cas
sette, sunroof, extras. 693-2501. 64tl2/7
Scooter Elite 80, 1985, white, free helmet. Need to sale.
693-2501. 64U2/0
Warehouse help over Christmas break in Schulenburg.
.f 43 _4~--
743-3825 days 743-4211 weekend.
62tl 1/13
HONDA ELITE 80 1985, great condition includes 2
helmets, Parking sticker. Lydia, 693-0911. 66tl2/13
CAMPUS Representatives Needed For ‘Spring Break
90s' programs to Mexico-Bahamas-Florida & S.Padre
Island-Earn Free Vacation Plus $$$$, Call 800-448-
2421. 66tl/10
LOST AND FOUND
COUNSELOR POSITIONS available at year-round
residential therapeutic camps near Dallas. BA/BS re
quired. Live-In position, $14,000 starting salary; excel
lent benefits; career ladder. Girls Camp 214-549-2377 /
Boys camp 214-769-2500. 66U/10
LOST JAZ WATCH, BROWN LEATHER BAND,
LOST 11/3, SENTIMENTAL VALUE; REWARD
693-6039. 65tl2/I3
NOTICE
SERVICES
Volunteers wanted for Save America petition on cam
pus. 1-800-344-7065. 65t 12/08
PATELLAR TENDONITIS
(JUMPER’S KNEE)
Patients needed with patellar ten
donitis (pain at base of knee cap)
to participate in a research study
to evaluate a new topical (rub on)
anti-inflammatory gel.
Previous diagnoses welcome.
Eligible volunteers will be com
pensated.
G & S Studies, Inc.
(close to campus)
846-5933
CAN THE AGGIES ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE?
SAVE AMERICA! 1-800-344-7065. 65tl2/8
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PERSONALS
ADOPTION - Feeling scared and alone? Let us help.
We can provide the love, guidance and security vou
want for your child. Will assist you in any way possible.
want lor your child. Will assist you in any way possib
Please call Charlie and Bonnie collect, anytime
(802)235-2312. 65tl2/13
SKIN INFECTION STUDY
G & S Studies, Inc. is participating in a
study on acute skin infection. If you
have one of the following conditions
call G & S Studies. Eligible volunteers
will be compensated.
* infected blisters * infected cuts
* infected boils * infected scrapes
* infected insect bites (“road rash”)
G & S Studies, Inc.
(close to campus)
846-5933 7t
PICK UP YOUR :
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MSC Bookstore
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land. Book NOW for lowest prices/best locations. 1-
800-Hi-PADRE. 67ttfn
Scooter for sale Honda Elite ES $450 O.B.O. call Tom
696-3882. 67tl2/13
NEW YORK (AP) — When
Benny Hill was a lad, his grandfa
ther took him to places of learning in
London. These places had revues
called “Piccadilly Spangles” or “Tou-
jours La Femme,” and dance
troupes like “The Saucy Girls.”
A fine education. But what most
interested him was the “prin-com,”
the principal comedian. Little Benny
saw that the prin-com got lots of
laughter and hugs and kisses from
all the dancing girls.
“I’d think, ‘That’s not a bad li
fe,’ ” he recalls. “And I think that’s
when I got hooked.”
Thus it has been for most of Hill’s
working life — dancing girls in mini
malist costumes, slightly naughty
comedy, word-play, a bit of music
hall. Much of it still is on display on
about 100 U.S. TV stations as the
syndicated “The Benny Hill Show.”
Sight gags abound in his shows. A
recent one showed him as a ship’s
captain about to sing. As he opened
his mouth, the ship’s foghorn made
what sounded like a basso whoopee
cushion being sat on.
It bothers him not that some dare
call such antics vulgar. “You can do a
show for six of your friends or you
can do a show for as many people as
possible,” he says. “I’d rather make a
nundred million people laugh.”
His half-hour shows, seen in the
United States since 1979, actually
are bits and pieces of the three to
five one-hour specials he usually
makes each year in London.
The skits are rapid-fire. Not so
the writing of them, however.
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The longest part is the writing, he
ys: “I write the show on trains, on
buses, in hotel rooms on the beach at
St. Tropez.” His voice trails off and
he smiles.
Now is far better than the early
days, when he was a struggling
young straight-man-turned-comic in
music halls, pubs and the army
camps where, during and shortly af
ter World War II, he honed his en
tertainer’s skills.
The army pay was minimal, he
says, “but it was a very good audi
ence. You didn’t have to sweat blood
for them.”
The man the British tabloids call
“King Leer” lives quietly, without
flash. The British tabloids consider
him eccentric, but that is the way of
the tabloids back home, he says, and
why he is wary of journalists there.
Hill quotes what he says is a Brit
ish saying:
“The only reason that people be
lieve truth is stranger than fiction is
because they’re not so used to read
ing it.”
Keyboard for sale ensoniq EPS, full keys, 1 Meg ram,
16 track editor, sequencer, full midi, sound library. Call
Jon 696-7473. 67tl2/13
AROUND TOWN
Live Music
Information is provided by the
individual nightclubs and is sub
ject to change.
THE BISTRO
21 and older admitted. Call 693-
7500 for more information.
Thursday, Friday and Satur
day —D.A. McDowell. Jazz pia
nist. Starts at 6 p.m. No cover.
KAY’S CABARET
In the College Station Ramada at
1502 S. Texas Ave. 18 and older
ad mitted. Alcohol served. For
more information, call 693-9891.
Thursday, Friday and Satur
day — Jimmy Ray Warren. JazZ
piano. Starts at 7:30 p.m. No
cover.
EXCALIBRE CLUB
1803 Greenfield Plaza (behind
Dairy Queen). 18 and older ad
mitted. Alcohol served. For more
information call 846-6262.
Thursday, Friday, and Satur
day — The New Sundown. Easy
listening. Starts at 9 p.m. No
cover.
FLYING TOMATO
At Northgate at 303 University
Drive. All ages admitted. For
more information call 846-1616.
Wednesday — Sneaky Pete.
Sing-along with ’60s and ’70s mu
sic. Starts at 9 p.m. $1 cover.
FRANK’S BAR AND GRILL
At Post Oak Mall. 18 and older
admitted. Alcohol served. For
more information, call 696-9191.
Thursday — Don Overby and
Scott Eddy. Classic rock. Starts at
9:30 p.m. No cover.
Friday — Ragamuffin. Reg
gae. Starts at 9:30 p.m. $3 cover.
Saturday — Spittlefist. Rock.
Starts at 9:30 p.m. $2 cover.
TEXAS HALL OF FAME
818 in Bryan. Alcohol Served.
For more information, call 822-
2222.
Thursday — Special Effects.
Country. Starts at 9 p.m. $3 cover
($1 off w/A&M I.D.).
Friday —Johnny Lyon and the
Country Nunotes. Country.
Starts at 9 p.m. $5 cover.
Saturday — Razzie Baillie.
Country. Starts at 9 p.m. $8 cover
($2 off with A&M I.D.)
TEXAS STAR TAVERN
At Northgate at 103 Boyett. 18
and older admitted. Alcohol
served. For more information,
call 846-8863.
Thursday — Ashburn. Rock.
Starts at 9 p.m. $2 cover.
Friday — The Band with No
Sleep. Rock. Starts at 9 p.m. $2
cover.
Saturday — Breakaway. Rock.
Starts at 9 p.m. $2 cover.
Tuesday— To Be Announced.
Wednesday — Lippman Jam.
Starts at 9:30 p.m. No cover.
693-2796 for more information,
Prancer. Rated G. Showtimesare
7-. 15 and 9’.20.
All Dogs Go To Heaven Ri((d I
G. Shovnimes are 7’.30 .vudMO
Ends Friday.
Back To The Future 2. Rated PG
Showtimes are 7:00 and 9:15.
SCHULMAN SIX
Comedy
Information ?s
change.
GARFIELD’S
subject to
In College Station at 503 E. Uni
versity Drive. All ages admitted.
Alcohol served. Call 846-5388 for
more information.
Thursday — Local Jazz. Jazz.
Starts at 9:30 p.m. No cover.
Friday and Saturday — Vive
Jazz with J. W. Davis. Jazz. Starts
at 9:30 p.m. No cover.
GALLERY BAR
In the College Station Hilton at
801 East University Drive. Only
In College Station at 4410 Col
lege Main. All ages admitted.
B.Y.O.B. For more information,
call 846-3497.
Thursday — Solid Senders.
Rhythm and blues. Starts at 9
p.m. $4 cover.
Friday — Chris Duarte with
Arson. Jazz. Starts at 9 p.m. $4
cover.
Saturday — Trout Fishing In
America. Comedy/Rock. Two
shows at 2 p.m. (kids’ show) and 9
p.m. $5 cover (kids’ show is $2).
Located at 1503 S. Texas Ave.
Reservations recommended. 18
and older admitted. Call 693-
1736 for more information.
Thursday — Tracy Wright,
headliner; Chuck Montgomery,
middleman; and Jason Porter,
opening. Starts at 9 p.m. $5
cover.
Movies
Information is subject to
change. Admission restrictions
may apply.
CINEMA THREE
Located at 315 S. College Ave.
Call 693-2796 for more informa
tion.
Dad. Rated PG. Showtimes are
7:10 and 9:20. Ends Friday.
Look Who’s Talking. Rated PG.
Showtimes are 7:30 and 9:30.
Steel Magnolias. Rated PG.
Showtimes are 7 and 9:15.
Starts Friday: AH Dogs Go To
Heaven. Rated G.
POST OAK THREE
Located in Post Oak Mall. Call
In Bryan at 2002 E. 29th Streel
Call 775-2643 for more informa
tion about “dollar movies" and
weekend matinee times.
Sea Of Love. Rated R. Showim
are 7 and 9:40.
Lethal Weapon 2. Rated R. Sho*
times are 7:05 and 9:50.
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids
Rated PG. Showtimes are
and 9:35.
Turner and Hooch. Rated PG
Showtimes are 7:15 and 9:30.
When Harry Met Sally. Rated R
Showtimes are 7:25 and 9:25.
Parenthood. Rated PG. Show
times are 7 and 9:45.
PLAZA THREE
In College Station at 226 South
west Parkway. Call 693-2457 foi
more information.
Dance To Win. Rated R. Sho«-
times are 7:20 and 9:40. Ends Fri
day.
Harlem Nights. Rated R. Sho»
times are 7:00 and 9:30.
Hollywood Brats. Rated R
Showtimes are 7:05 and 9:35
Ends Friday.
Starts Friday: War Of Tb<
Roses. Rated R. Dad. Rated PG.
MANOR EAST THREE
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In Bryan in Manor East Mai
823-8300.
Little Mermaid. Rated G. Sho*
times are 7 and 9.
The Bear. Rated R. Showtiittf
are 7:20 and 9:30.
Christmas Vacation. Rated R
Showtimes are 7:10 and 9:35.
SELL YOUR USED
BOOKS FOR MORE!
at
University
Bookstores
THREE CONVENIENT LOCATIONS
NORTHGATE CULPEPPER ' VILLAGE
SHOPPING CENTER PLAZA SHOPPING CENTER
409 University Drive Texas Avenue & Hwy. 30 University Drive
409/846-4232 409/693-9388 across from the Hilton
409/846-4818
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