phia luced. enter- Kitz Hotel opens high-tech gym needs > drib- s-mab- tfisde- aught- PARIS (AP) — Imagine a gym with faux marble panels and soft lighting diffused by art deco fix- tures. Or a Greco-Roman pool sur rounded with mosaics, frescoes and columns, where swimmers do laps to music by Bach or Brahms. Welcome to the new health club of the Ritz Hotel, the most sybaritic workout place in town. It’s part of a $150 million renovation that began 10 years ago when Egyptian Mo hammed Al-Fayed bought the hotel from the Ritz family. What would that faithful Ritz bar fly Ernest Hemingway have said of his old haunt with its new gym? (They’ve named a bar for him, but it’s not the one he “liberated” in 1944 after World War II.) The macho sportsman might have had a good belly-laugh at the cos seted comforts of the basement gym in its delightful decadence. Also in the cellar are the posh Na poleon III style disco and restau rant, the Escoffier Cooking School in honor of the first great Ritz chef, and a vast new tiled kitchen. But the sports center is the proud new jewel in the Ritz crown. “It’s great for recovering from a four-course lunch or a hard night at the disco,” said hotel spokesman Helmut Profunser, donning blue shoe covers for hygiene to shuffle with a visitor through the marble halls with their gracious statues. It hardly resembles a setting for sweating. In the exercise room, machines are clad in terry cloth for client com fort. Discreet ozone dispensers ema nate negative ions to purify the air and pep up puffing weightlifters or joggers. The squash court’s viewing gallery is thoughtfully equipped with an in- house TV camera, providing players with cassettes for viewing their own performances. For jet lag, the Ritz recommends a session of “pressotherapie,” in a computerized legging that is sup posed to revive the circulation in tune with the heartbeat. The weary can wrap up in algae and tinfoil or climb into a huge metal egg that spurts out steam to open the pores, water and cream to soften the skin, and a final tonic shower to invigorate the body. “It tires you out, then wakes you up by aftereffect,” said Profunser. If that’s riot enough, you can try the “hydroxeur” water massage bath, which looks nastier than Mac beth’s cauldron as it roils with murky water full of mineral salts and globs of powdered algae. Profunser as sures people it’s the answer to fa tigue and weight-loss encourage ment. Another high-tech gadget, the Cellu M-6 suction roller, is guar anteed to reduce cellulite — if ap plied regularly and often. There are a team of attractive beauticians for facials, the hotel’s in- house masseuses and UVA suntan ning equipment. Of course, all this splendor isn’t cheap. The club’s annual membership for non-hotel residents is $3,000, with fees added for certain treat ments. A massage, for example, is $33 and a complete pampering is about $225. But what’s that to the Ritz’s elite clientele? After all, a night for two in a swanky converted maid’s room un der the eaves is $600 while a night in the awesome Napoleonic Imperial suite overlooking the Place Vend- ome can be had for a mere $9,000 Page 5 Escort (Continued from page 4) calls a night. “On nights like those, we might pull out cadets from other outfits to help us,” Robinson said, “but the Guard Room is never left empty.” The Guard Room is staffed in shifts by separate outfits, with each outfit working for three days and be ing responsible for having someone there 24 hours a day. Sean Sadler, a sophomore cadet from Nash, says many callers get perturbed when they are asked to wait a few minutes for an escort. “It’s hard to explain to some of these callers that even though there are 2,000 cadets, there are only a few members working the Guard Room late at night,” Sadler said. “They just don’t understand why they have to wait.” Not all nights are busy — espe cially on the weekends. Nevertheless, there are always people like “Trisha” who rush in af ter midnight from nightmare dates. “My date is such a jerk!” Trisha screamed when she flung open the door of the Guard Room on a Friday night. Apparently, after her date to a formal had tossed down a few too many, he told her to put out or get out. She got out. And it was a long walk back to her dorm room. Sadler not only walked Trisha back to her dorm, he also linked arms with her in true Corps of Ca dets fashion whenever they passed a group, because Trisha was afraid that strangers would view her as if she was an abandoned date. The Corps does not escort every one who calls, however. Ken Wickham, a junior cadet from Austin, said the Guard Room often gets calls from large groups of students. “If there are five or six girls in a group, why do they call for an escort?” he asked. “In those cases, we can’t offer our services.” Most of the time, however, the Corps welcomes anyone who needs them. “Our sole purpose is to escort fe male students on campus,” Robinson said. “We’d rather have something to do than stand around here late at night, anyways.” Robinson also wishes that the es cort service numbers were posted around campus telephones. “Some girls don’t know about it, in which case they call up their boyf riends to come get them,” Robinson said. “Their boyfriends don’t always appreciate it if they live far away from campus.” The campus bus operations (more commonly known as 847-RIDE) picks up a lot of people. In fact, bus driver Jackie Jones said the 847- RIDE usually picks up anywhere from 100 to 150 students a night. A student gets a ride by calling the number, which is answered (on a cellular phone) by the bus driver. The driver then will pick up the stu dent anywhere on campus. The bus looks just like an ordinary shuttle bus except for dial-a-ride stickers on the sides. All of the campus escort services provide a much-needed service to A&M females. According to the De partment of Student Affairs, there were 34 cases of physical assault and four cases of rape last year on cam pus. Perhaps by using one of the three free campus escort services you could be safe — instead of being a statistic. The campus police number is 845- 2345, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. The Corps Guard Room number is 845-6789, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. The bus operations number is 847- RIDE. 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ACADEMIC ASSISTANCE SERVICES^ • Academic Assistance Information Clearinghouse—Located in the Student Counseling Service, this Clearinghouse consists of a file that contains the names, phone numbers and qualifications of people willing to tutor courses offered at A&M. It also contains information from many academic departments explaining procedures for obtain ing extra academic help. Come to the Third Floor, YMCA Bldg., 8:00 am to 5:00 pm, Monday through Friday, to use this service. • Academic Burnout Prevention-An academic life-style that includes social activities and physical exercise, as well as study, is generally considered the best method for maintaining aca demic motivation. Student Activities, Room 208, Pavilion (845- 1133) and the Memorial Student Center Student Programs Office Room 216 (845-1515) will guide students to campus activities that fit the student’s interests and social needs. The Intramural- Recreational Sports Office, Room 159, Read Building (845-7826) will guide students to physical activities that may help meet both a student’s social and physical activity needs. • Concentration Problems Assistance—Difficulties with con centration usually result from failure to establish a good study en vironment, from unfocused academic and life goals or from relationship and other personal problems. The Student Counsel ing Service (845-1651) and the Counseling and Assessment Clinic (845-8021) offer both individual and group programs to help students with these concerns. Most services at the Student Counseling Service are free to currently enrolled students who have paid the student services fee. The Counseling and Assess ment Clinic does not charge a fee for services to students. • English Writing Lab-Located in 152 Blocker Bldg., the Writ ing Lab offers help with acquiring effective writing skills. Call 845- 2568 for information about current programs. • Handicapped Student Service-Programs and services to help A&M students compensate for learning disabilities of a physical, mental or emotional nature are provided by this office located in Hart Hall, Ramp B (845-1637). • Learning Resources-This service is located on the sixth floor of Sterling C. Evans Library. Over 120 microc computers, 500 software packages, and a great variety of audio-visual equipment and materials are provided for students free of charge. Facilities and staff assistance for using these resources are also provided. Among the self-help materials available are programmed in structions Tor learning to use microcomputers and microcomputer software. In addition, short courses in the use of specific software packages are offered. A fee of approximately $3.50 per hour is charge for these courses and most courses are 10 hours long. Call 845-2316 for information • Help Sessions-Tutoring for all students needing assistance with course work is sometimes provided individually. Please call each department. • Mentors-A large university like TAMU, filled with busy people can seem very impersonal. Mentors consist of more than 300 A&M faculty members who have volunteered to set aside part of their week to “just talk.” This is an excellent opportunity for stu dents who wish to have the guidance of someone on the inside of academia. Call your departmental office and ask about the Mentors Program. • Old Exam Files-Professors and Student Government have § laced copies of old exams in a file at the Sterling C. Evans Li- rary Reserve Room. A call number, accessed through the com puter terminals, is needed. Instructions are provided near the Li brary terminals. !r y tn< demic assistance that students have available to them is the pro fessor of the course in which they are having trouble. It is wise for students to visit with each of their professors, especially if they have any questions. A professor can often help a student early in the semester, but the week before finals is likely to be to late for anyone having serious difficulties. Professors have office hours and a student should arrange to meet professors during that time. Study Skills Improvement-The Department of Educational Psy chology offers a course each semester called “Improvement of Learning” (EPSY 101). The Student Counseling Service, 3rd r, YMCA Bldg. (845-1651' " “ ‘ ' civ Floor, YMCA Bldg. (845-1651) offers to currently enrolled stu dents, on a weekly basis, both individual and group study skills assistance. • Test Anxiety Remediation-The Student Counseling Service (845-1651) has group anxiety management programs. Most services at the Student Counseling Service are free to currently enrolled students who have paid their student services fee. • Texas Rehabilitation Commission-Provides assistance to Texas A&M University and Blinn College students with perma nent or handicapping disabilities. Examples of the disabilities covered are learning disabilities, orthopedic deformities, emo tional disorders, diabetes, epilepsy, heart conditions, etc. Call 845-0350, or go to Room 146, MSC for information regarding scholarships, financial assistance, tutors, diagnosis, treatment, and other services. • Volunteer Tutoring-Phi Eta Sigma (Honor Society) offers free tutoring in most freshman courses. Go to the Student Activities cubicle area, Room 216, Pavilion for more information. Many de partmental undergraduate honor societies will also offer free tu toring in freshman and sophomore courses. Contact the honor society’s president through the appropriate academic depart ment office or through Student Activities. >qram-1 his program is designed to meet fTexas A&M ur' the academic needs of Texas A&M University students whose Texas Academic Skills Program (TASP) test results indicate ba sic skill deficiencies in the areas of math, writing, and/or reading. Various college credit developmental courses taught by specia- ists provide students with instructional aid and support while helping them successfully prepare for the TASP test and other academic coursework. Academic counseling and information re garding the TASP test are available. Contact this program at 305 Academic Building, or phone 845-2568 for further information re garding these services. ★ All services are subject to change. 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