nee upon a time in the Land of Ags, there came a new Fish.^I For a time all things went well for Fish.^ Fie liked his roomie, especially when he discovered roomie's beautiful sister. His parents included money in every letter from home. His profs never, ever assigned exams on the same day. All his shirts came back from the laundry with the buttons still attached. Fish's intramural foot ball team won the Class A championship — Fish was very happy. When his grades arrived. Fish aced a straight 4.0. His parents were very happy too — they gave him an almost new maroon Porsche for Christmas . Merry Christmas! ^1 Then the Ags won the Cotton Bowl by a high score...he discovered he liked A var ainting, hy, can [rnest L :r throu ‘Visua tjonal ai •om aro :cond ) .is beei ,&M ca lid. Dawn (is exhil ist exh (red V :xas ar ipand itional | “Plus, luld o Works,” luldn’t Texas A&M horticulturist Tom Longbrake shows some seedlings that will grow to produce seedless roomie's sister a lot. Happy New Year! All things went well for Fish until he drove the almost new maroon Porsche back to campus to pur chase a parking sticker. "Zounds ! That parking lot is in Navasota, Fish cried out in dismay. "My Reeboks won't last a week walking back to my northside dorm," he wailed. "The sun will fade my almost new IN maroon Porsche to pink by May," he moaned. "After the first hailstorm, my Porsche will be all pocked like ... like me," he sobbed, suddenly zit-faced ^1 Soon, everything started going south for Fish. Classes started on Monday and three of his profs assigned quizzes for Wednesday . He picked up the Jaundry he had forgotten before Christmas and two of his best Polos were missing. There was not one letter from home in his mailbox. And, his roommie ^announced the beautiful sister's engagement A&M professor works on seedless watermelon exas, ir I The a isented 50i in tl ftental < bachro 1.” Cil By Karen Kroesche Senior Staff Writer Spitting watermelon seeds is as in digenous to summertime picnics as roasted hot dogs, checked table- clothes, Frisbees and ants. But a Texas A&M horticulturist says that could change. Extension horticulturist Tom Longbrake is working with commer cial seed companies to evaluate seve ral lines of seedless watermelons, which he touts as “all heart.” The melons are the result of a three-way cross and are considered tetraploids, rather than the typical diploid types. “Tetraploid fruits are barren or sterile of seed resulting in watermel ons with juicy red flesh which are all heart,” Longbrake says. The only disadvantage of the seedless melons — besides the loss of seed-spitting excitement — is that they will cost about 50 percent more, since more complex growing tech niques must be used to produce them, Longbrake says. Since the seedless melons cannot reproduce, new seed must be gener ated through the three-way cross technique for each new crop. “It’s taking some real refinement in the production process to gel them to grow,” Longbrake says. The seedless melons should hit gnxery store shelves in nuca and Longbrake expects tk I popular with consumen. ala he says they probably trillik| place the current variety An attempt was made 1!« ago to market a variety of s| watermelon, but it failedducj of consumer interest, Loon says. mfocess color sati [“It (ci sitive We, so Hillier e your slid ojtto the ■ Hilliei ■dy of on for tl art in co dbachro ■“All ol But Longbrake expects tk ket to be more receptive to tk less melons this time around consumers are purchasuii high-priced exotic fruitstl» Texas currently leads lit in watermelon production.' 1987 harvest valued at $3dE' to a teasip! Fish wasn't even asked ^ to join an intramural team, One night, as the Albritton clock struck twelve. Fish stood in front of Sully and poured out his troubles. Sully listened carefully in his own quiet way. And then, miracle of miracles,Sully spoke to Fish."Be patient. Doctor remains at medical school during bad, good my son. Good things are in store for you." Sully proclaimed . "in the Spring of '89, I will open my new Parking Garage. You can park the almost new maroon Porsche in its own numbered space," Sully continued."You will be near your dorm, your classes, and even near Northgate. Neither hail, nor sleet, nor even the glaring sun will mar the almost new Porsche's maroon beauty." ^ ^ And Sulley concluded, "I will provide a guard for this Parking Garage, and should the guard DALLAS (AP) — Dr. Donald Sel- din remembers when the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Cen ter had leaky roofs, frequently fro zen plumbing and crumbling wooden walls in its Army barracks home. “If you looked, you might say this was a disaster area: no permanent buildings, a meager budget, no fac ulty,” Seldin, professor of internal medicine, recalled. “But you also might see a certain potential.” That was 40 years ago. Today the university is home to two Nobel Prize winners and has joined the ranks as one of the nation’s best medical schools. School officials credit Seldin with much of the trans formation work. “He brought a vision for the fu ture, a standard of excellence even when, in most people’s minds, re sources might not have justified it,” Dr. Kern Wildenthal, president of Southwestern, said of Seldin. The school recently awarded Sel din the University of Texas System Professor of Internal Medicine — only the second such professorship awarded in the natural sciences. Seldin also will be honored next month with a three-day celebration at the university that is expected to attract 8,000 colleagues and former and current students. And $600,000 has been collected for what is ex pected to be a $2 million academic chair in Seldin’s name. Southwestern, now considered one of the smallest of the nation’s top medical schools with enrollment at about 800, has produced 5,093 doctors since it opened in 1944. Since 1979, eight of its faculty mem bers have been accepted to the Na tional Academy of Sciences — a prestigious feat topped only by Washington University in St. Louis. But early on, the school faced oblivion. In 1952, Southwestern had only 340 students and was on aca demic probation because of its run down facilities and absence of a fac ulty — except for Seldin, who held the posts of chairman of every de partment the school had left. Refusing job offers from Ivy League schools, Seldin, a Yale trained medical professor, stayed at Southwestern for 35 years. He stepped down from the 137-member department of internal medicine last winter. ■aces c spaces ol thai worl pie of c that bod 1 Hilliei roine ph she calls City indu Strong hurls trailer n onto highi! ONR trying to tion brou Two men remained li|^L i/.ed Monday after their rpirstry home was flipped and ll creainer y onto a highway byaNortli® a | c f ure i wind strom. ^ Meanwhile, bad wealkEThe hi West Texas tore the roof®|| e 111 in barn outside of ColenMj ™ usto n nearly destroyed a bantBr™ 11 ^ Eden. No injurieswerere[W'^B‘ 10se William Russell, 69,0^] ne ' was listed in serious cottl't 1 ?'' 1 ^ Monday afternoon in tht 01 care unit of Harris Hospri f < I nro ' bon Worth, where het^P ^ !rv r 'g ported by air ambulance;!. M S 111 a 11 accident Sunday. INnngh His brother, 72-year-oH®j :aief n Russell, was in stableo®! [p 11 a( * Campbell Memorial Hosp''J u ori! ' h Weatherford. fc “We’re pretty sure it*'w| , ' H tornado,” Parker Count' P? ec a taut Fire Marshal Mark' 1 ®! ^, n said. “We’resayingitwass&® e ^ < | ■' line winds — an up-drafil e(aU: the storm —that did it • elln > Parker County autkwP 11 a J 1( closed Farm-to-Market M. s 1 1 about AVi miles soutliof ./ after the Russell’s ikf-i ou ^ 1 thrown onto the highw- along wit evening. Other sue to im property wi® reported to mobile homft turn his head, 40 tele vision cameras will watch over and protect the almost new maroon Porsche." Fish was impressed. And so it came to pass, just as Sully foretold. In January ' 89, the roomie's beautiful sister broke her en gagement. His parents remembered how to sign checks. v^The laundry found his shirts. Even Jackie called to invite Fish to join the 12th Man Team. And the still almost new maroon Porsche was safe and sound in its very own parking space, protected from all harm. Fish was happy ever after. ^1 Sully had spoken. \\ v \ ^ ^ WATCH YOUR SUMMER MAIL FOR MORE INFORMATION The MSC Visual Arts Committee cordially invites you to attend a reception for artist Joan Maffei, Thursday. April 28. 7:00-8:00 p.itl MSC Gallery Tr Ms. Mqffei's work will be on exhibit in the MSC Gallery, April 25-May20, 1988, 8:00 a.m.- 8:00pM daily. For information call 845-1515. Dl TK tik Da PL PR