Thursday, October 22, 1987/The Battalion/Page 9 teinbrenner’s latest move hard to believe ou ple of ve ar , wtball firs, aB ; which cause Ter," Wilson [ use d to hau time and the' By Doug Hall Assistant Sports Editor Come on George! I You don’t really expect us to be lieve that you’ve hired Billy “I didn’t launch that doggie” Martin to man- k ^ge your New York Yankees for a Ifth time. Certainly _________ ve’ve all heard >f the revolv- ng-door policy >f major league nanagers, but five times is too much o handle. After all, what’s Martin going to lo in 1988 that he couldn’t in his jrevious four stints at the Yankee lelm? Let’s ask the masked masher of iissa one vea ponsibilitv - j think lifer ‘ atl ^3 narshmellcow salesmen himself: “I’m anx j ous to re t u r n as Yankee nanager and I’m looking toward (ringing an exciting and winning earn to Yankee fans,” Martin said in statement Monday. But a winning team is not suffi- ient for George Steinbrenner, a.k.a he master-of-manager-disaster. Lou Piniella, in only his second I'ear of managing in the majors, uided the Yankees to an 89-73 re- :ord. A winning season by anyone’s ccount. Furthermore, the Yanks’ .549 inning percentage would have >een sufficient for a first-place finish n the Western Division of the Amer- can League and and one game be- tind the National League West :hampion San Francisco Giants. At lave one more me with,” Wik haven't spenta I like with her, It didn’t make i' again if lhac ire, he would National F ill his knees hoi ev does a Ini “H igoodp ndividuaUf in the NFL lathe fans McMahon expects to win starting job again llpark tempera o drop into the ■ snow in Minnes ;rees inside the) at time for a she first indoor Sen f eet and toes a i Twins third s •aetti said. tie 3 Tu LAKE FOREST, Ill. (AP) — Jim McMahon is not only ready to quar terback the Chicago Bears again af ter a layoff of nearly a year, but he :xpects to assume his starting role loon. “I feel ready to play,” McMahon aid Wednesday, “and if I do well in Fampa Bay, I’ll expect to start the following week.” McMahon underwent shoedder surgery last December. Although ioctors told him it would be at least a fear before he could play again, he eported to camp last summer deter- nined to start the opening game h Nil High! ■R SR AGAIN 16 Tt'OS modes ft/16-1023 USt., ■ ir original lor wV' ■st $233 w original negatives or 'v-to-giiA 0°' 1 ' wrapped' f/er good not 11 ocessing^' r details 1°^ re Viewpoint present, however, Steinbrenner’s Stooges happen to play in the major leagues’ most competitive division — the American League East. In comparison to the Detroit Ti gers, Toronto Blue Jays and Milwau kee Brewers, 16 games over .500 meant a fourth place finish for the Yankees. What undoubtedly prompted Steinbrenner’s promotion (?) of Pi niella to the general manager spot was the Yankees’slide out of first place in August and September. In early July, Piniella’s team was locked in to a two-team race for the division title with Toronto. Detroit was still recovering from an abysmal start and Milwaukee couldn’t find an even keel between winning streaks and losing skids. Piniella, according to those in the know, was expertly handling the pressures of a mid summer pennant race and the mindless meddling of Steinbrenner. But New York soon lost the serv ices of spark-plug center fielder Ricky Henderson and team leader Willie Randolph, whose number of managers is quickly approaching the number of shortstops he’s teamed up with. The Yankees’ record, like its two stars, went on a serious disabled list. Meanwhile, Georgie was trading the services of knucleballer Joe Niekro to the Minnesota Twins (look who’s in the World Series), relocat ing pitcher Steve Trout (an unprofi table trade) and spending untold thousands of dollars in shuttling players between New York and its’ Triple A affiliate in Columbus. As the Yankees stumbled, Georgie began to gripe. He blasted Piniella for failing to receive a phone call at the designated hour. He questioned the will of players like Flenderson and berated everyone who faulted him. Meanwhile he was preaching the “bottom line” to his team. As in win the pennant. Or else. Piniella was probably glad to get off the field and in to the office. At least there he can claim he was in a meeting when Steinbrenner calls. As for Martin taking over — let’s be serious. Steinbrenner is just buying time (like he tries to buy everything else) until a more established candidate surfaces. The latest word is that he’s waiting for former Yankee shortstop Bucky Dent to get rid of the rough edges on the Tripe A level. Martin apparently had been tell ing friends for some time that he would be returning to the Yankees. A fact that undoubtedly didn’t sit well with Piniella. And if the 1987 season proved anvfhing, it’s that quibbling between against the Super Bowl New York Giants in September. “That was unrealistic,” said Mc Mahon, who was placed on the in jured reserve list until Coach Mike Ditka said he would be activated this week. “So, I set my sights on week seven, and this is week seven,” said McMa hon, who earlier this week went to Los Angeles to get final cleai ante from Dr. Frank Jobe, who per formed the surgery. “Dr. Jobe was very happy with what he saw, and the aim looks good,” McMahon said. ‘Tt is stronger, and the endurance that wasn’t there in training camp is there. I’m ready to play. I don’t think he’ll (Ditka) will start me, but I hope to get in the game this week.” As for his starting job, McMahon believes he is entitled to it whenever he is ready, in place of Mike Tomc- zak who started seven games last year after McMahon was injured and won them all, plus two this sea son before the strike. “I don’t think I did anything be fore I got hurt to lose my starting job,” McMahon said. “I leel the start ing job is mine, but that’s not my de cision. “Tomczak has played well, but I don’t feel I should be demoted. Mike is playing better, and he’s going to get better. But I can do things on the field that he hasn’t gotten to yet.” As for Tomczak, he said he’s happy to see McMahon return. “I’ve been pulling for him,” T omczak said. “But the better quar terback is going to play, and right now I’m playing well. Jim has missed almost a complete year, and I think a lot of questions have to be answered in his mind.” Oiler replacements return to previous jobs HOUSTON (AP) — Steve Su- perick will be back on the golf course at Hilton Head, S.C. this weekend as an assistant teaching pro when the regular Houston Oilers football team plays the At lanta Falcons in the Astrodome Sunday. Dwain Turner likely will re turn to high school coaching, and Larry Joyner may re-enroll in col lege to earn a degree in human relations. Offensive lineman Doug Kellermeyer may want to work on his hobby as an amateur opera singer. But they’ll all remember the experiences they’ve had the past three weeks, helping the replace ment Oilers compile a 2-1 record during the three-game NFL play ers strike. “I’d like to play some more, but it’s out of my hands,” said Super- ick, who averaged 33.6 yards on eight punts. “I made some money that I wouldn’t have made doing anything else. “It doesn’t get much easier than punting a football once a week, but it’ll be nice to get back to the golf course.” Joyner, cut by the Oilers dur ing training camp this season, still has dreams of an NFL career. “I wouldn’t take anything for this opportunity that we’ve had,” Joyner said. “I hope I showed enough that maybe some other team will give me a chance.” The Oilers cut one group of players Monday, following Sun day’s replacement finale, a 21-7 loss to the New England Patriots, and sent 10 more packing on Tuesday. The Oilers can keep as many as 85 players this week, but must de clare a roster of 45 by Saturday for Sunday’s game. Kellermeyer, who owns an au tomotive company in Phoenix, Ariz., and running back Herman Hunter were among the second group to be released. Hunter gained 121 yards on 28 carries in the replacement team’s 15-10 victory over Cleveland on the Browns’ home field. The replacement team won back-to-back road games at Denver and Cleveland, a feat the regulars hadn’t accomplished since 1981. A total of nine players were cut from the replacement offense, while 10 were released from the defense. Major problems missing from Cowboys’ practice IRVING (AP) — There were some empty “rhinestone” Cowboys lockers at Valley Ranch Wednesday, and more will follow as the replace ment Dallas players feel the heat from the veterans’ return. “They shouldn’t be here,” player representative Doug Cosbie said of the replacements. “We don’t need a lot of extra people around.” Nevertheless, there were no big problems on the first full day of a mixed veterans-replacements prac tice. “I don’t see that much of a prob lem,” said 14-year veteran John Dut ton. “There was a lot of talk, but talk is cheap. There is no sense in trou ble. It wouldn’t help.” Outspoken linebacker Jeff Rohrer said there were a “few sparks and stares,” but said the team was follow ing Coach Tom Landry’s advice: “Keep your personal feelings off the locker and field.” Of the replacement players, only free agent wide receiver Kelvin Ed wards appears to have a place on the roster clinched. “He’s the kind of young talent you want to keep around,” Landry said. “He’s shown a lot of ability to run away from people and catch the football.” Edwards, a fourth-round draft pick by New Orleans who was cut in Marines We’re looking for a few good meh. Captain R. Mahany 846-9036/8891 LATE NIGHT SPECIAL 16" ONE-ITEM PIZZA $5.95 plus tax NOT VALID WITH ANY OTHER COUPON OR SPECIALS PIZZA FAST, FRESH, HOT AND DELIVERED FREE Call 76-GUMBY 764-8629 Hours Sun-Wed: 11 a.m.-1:30 a.m. Thur-Sat: 11 a.m.-2:30 a.m. Spark Some Interest! Use the Battalion Classifieds. 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In searching for the “bottom line,” Georgie has once again cut the plat form out from under the Yankees’ podium. “Nothing Lou did hurt us in any way,” Yankees first baseman Don Mattingly said. “He did what he could. He put the best players on the field every day and made the right moves. We just didn’t produce. We didn’t play well when we had to. But we never lost respect for Lou. Never. We played hard for him.” Such kind words were seldom heard with respect to the fiery Mar tin, who confronted his players more times than Ollie North pleaded igno rance. New York deserves another owner, not another manager. Espe cially a fifth-time runaround. SCHULMAN THEATRES 2.50 ADMISSION 1. Any Show Before 3 PM 2. Tuesday - All Seats 3. Mon-Wed - Local Students With Current ID s 4. 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The replacement players were working this week against the veter ans and taking things one day at a time. “I feel I can do the job, make a contribution somewhere, but it’s not up to me,” said safety Johnny Haynes. “It’s up to the coaches. I really don’t know about my chances. They haven’t kept a safety in a long time.” Haynes was spectacular in Dallas’ three replacement games, intercept ing two passes in Monday night’s 13- 7 loss to Washington. Offensive lineman Steve Cisowski said “I’m going at it hard. I really want to play for the Cowboys and I might get a break. “There has been a great camara derie with the (replacement) play ers,” he added. “We have developed a lot of friendships over the past three weeks. We have all become real close.” Defensive tackle Mike Dwyer, who has been a Cowboys’ fan favorite be cause of his enthusiasm, said, “I think I played well enough to get a close look the next couple of weeks. I’m hoping.” OyF THUR 1 EA5T WVTF. PRESENTS AUSTIN BLITZ! 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