Page 2/The Battalion/Tuesday, October 5, 1987 Opinion U.S. should follow Swiss military strategy 4 Switzerland has pursued a policy of neutrality for more than 450 years. The Swiss have been free since 1291 and at peace since 1815. Though they are neutral, they are not weak. Believing that neutrality alone is not enough to preserve their peace and security, they practice a policy of deterrence through strength. This policy has maintained their peace and liberty through many difficult times, including both world wars. Every Swiss male must serve in the military. Only those who are physically incapable are exempt, and they must pay a special tax. Consciencious objectors are imprisoned as well as taxed. The army is divided into three age groups: the elite, age 20 to 32; the landwehr, age 33 to 42; and the landsturm, age 43 to 50. At age 20, every man undergoes 17 weeks of basic training.'Afterwards, while in the elite, he serves eight refresher courses of three weeks each; in the landwehr, three courses of two weeks; in the landsturm, one course of two weeks. An officer undergoes further training and must serve one day of every ten until he reaches age 55. All men, when not serving with their units, keep their weapons and equipment at home in readiness. This organization enables the Swiss to mobilize 650,000 trained men — ten percent of the population — in less than 48 hours. They are supported by an extensive system of prepared defenses. While this citizen army provides an effective defense and deterrence to aggression, it does not drain the economy as do standing armies: With the exception of a handful of full-time officers, soldiers are employed when not serving. Over the course of his life, the average citizen spends only one year in active service and so fulfills his duty to his country. The Swiss policy of peace through strength has worked, partly because of their preparedness and resolve, and partly because of their refusal to cast aside their neutrality to take sides in international conflicts. This is in marked contrast to the United States. Our policy encompasses a large, expensive standing Army which, in conjunction with our Navy and Air Force, is expected to protect not only the United States but also far-flung regions of the world. Our commitment to support democracy around the world causes us to involve ourselves in many situations that threaten to embroil us in war, while our interference in the internal affairs of other countries earns us their hatred and distrust. The expense of this threatens to bankrupt us. There is no good reason why we cannot adequately provide for our national security without having to spend the 6 percent of our GNP we spent on defense in 1985. In that year, 25 percent of our defense budget went for personnel costs alone. If we were to adopt a system similar to that of the Swiss, we could save a great deal of money by eliminating many salaries and recruitment costs. Our defense would be enhanced, for who would dare to attack us knowing that every able American man from age 20 to 50 was trained and ready to bear arms in defense of his country? How could the Soviet Union or any other country believe such defensive preparations to be a threat to its security? We cannot afford to defend the rest of the world. And our Constitution, established to provide for the common defense of the United States, does not authorize it. In his farewell address as president, George Washington stated the Constitutional principle upon which our foreign policy should rest: “The great rule of conduct for us, in regard to foreign nations is, in extending our commercial relations, to have with them as little political connection as possible.” He felt that our best policy would be to pursue free commercial intercourse with all nations while avoiding entangling our destiny in theirs. Currently, our fate is tied up with the fate of Europe as well as with other parts of the world. This is not essential to our security. Europe is capable of defending itself, if it is willing. It is not right for our leaders to pledge our blood and money to defend those who are not willing to defend themselves. Neither is the Middle East so essential to us as to risk war over it. The Arabs, completely dependent upon oil sales to keep their economies going, cannot afford to lose oil revenues for long. Furthermore, we have plenty of oil in this hemisphere to supply our most pressing needs in a crisis. We must reassess our defense polio We cannot continue to be the world's moral guardian or the defender of democracy. Of course, wecannotjust drop our commitments to our allies. They must be prepared over time to stand on their own, overcoming their dependency on us. Communism presents a real threat the freedom of the West. Ultimately, however, our struggle with communist is a battle of ideas, not guns. While maintaining military preparedness,w must concentrate our efforts againstit in the realm of ideas. Demonstratingtii superiority of our ideas to theirs willji more to halt communism’s advancein the long run than exporting men and weapons. In our world, it is probably not possible for us to follow Switzerland's example completely. We still have strategic weapons and a Navythatnet: full-time personnel. There maybe occasions when defending another country may be in order. Yetwestillc profit from Swiss success with their citizen army and sensible foreign polio and should endeavor to do so. Brian Frederick is a senior histoijm Russian major and a columnist for^ Battalion. Brian Frederick Mail Call Wanted: Inoffensive stories EDITOR: I have been personally offended by the stories told at midnight yell practice lately. These sexually oriented stories have their roots in A&M’s all male past. These stories should remain in the past. The objective of the stories is to draw some parallel between A&M and their wrath against the opposing team. I am sure there are stories that satisfy that objective without compromising good taste. David Provines ’87 accompanied by 60 signatures Food for thought EDITOR: I could not believe the article I read in the Sept. 24 issue of At Ease, “Do you like the food on campus?” What?! No variety? Not worth the money? Not brought to my dorm room when I’m hungry? Give me a break. Texas A&M at College Station has numerous dining halls and snack bars that serve food, for which College Station Aggies should thank their lucky stars. Part of the A&M system, Texas A&M at Galveston, does not fare so well. Most don’t know of our existence on Pelican Island because we only have 1,000 Sea Aggies. Does that mean we don’t deserve to eat like humans? If you live on campus, as about 700 of us do, you must purchase the board plan for $735 a semester. This allows you three meals a day, seven days a week. “That’s a great plan!” you might say. Well, if you like eating soggy cereal with sour milk and a glass of warm juice before an 8 a.m. chemistry class, then you might love it here. Lunch and dinner have one main entree. You don’t like it, you don’t eat. The salad bar reminds one of a biology experiment. Once again, if you get off to nausea, then we’re the school for you. So if you can’t eat with your little clique, my heart bleeds for you. Sharin Cundiff ’91 Texas A&M at Galveston New semester, same old Baft EDITOR: Regarding Sue Krenek’s Sept. 30 column: It is nice to see that the good ’ol Batt has not changed a bit over the summer. It is still stuck in the same liberal- minded rut the rest of American media is in. I am refreshed to find that our newspaper still lacks the courage to defend or even present an unbiased opinion of conservative issues. I take pen in hand not to argue on the side of gun-owners or the NRA, but simply to express my wish that any media institution would show enough courage to show two sides of any issue. The Baft still, like all media, never refuses a cheap shot at the NRA, and The Battalion seems to derive particular satisfaction out of blasting the Corps of Cadets every chance it gets. I hope, but do not expect, to see an editorial defending guns, the NRA, and the Corps, or an apology by The Battalion or Ms. Krenek to gun owners, the NRA, and the Corps. I would like to see this, but I do not expect that The Battalion will show enough courage to print both sides of an issue, or heaven forbid, the conservative side only. I also expect an apology to the Aggie student body for the inference that a bunch of dumb cajuns could whip us Aggies in a gunfight. Guy Mathews ’90 Editor’s note: Once again, we’d like to clarify that editorials, columns and letters to the editor reflect the opinions of their authors, and opinions are one-sided. The Battalion tries to print letters and columns representing all sides of an issue, and news stories continue to cover both sides of issues. Letters to the editor should not exceed 300 words in length. The editoiial staff reserves the right to edit letters for style and length, but will make every effort to maintain the author’s intent. Each letter must be signed and must include the classification, address and telephone number of the writer. 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Mail subscriptions are $17.44 per semester, $34.62 per school year and $36.44 per full year. Advertising rates furnished on re quest. Our address: The Battalion, 216 Reed McDonald, Texas A&M University, College Stadon, TX 77843-4111. Second class postage paid at College Station, TX 77843. POSTMASTER: Send address changes to The Battalion, 216 Reed McDonald, Texas A&M University, College Station TX 77843-4111. A little harmless plagiarism ... Lewis Grizzard So what’s the big deal about a little harmless plagiarism? They are taking out Sen. Joe Biden’s appendix with a broken beer bottle since it was learned the former presidential candidate from Delaware occasionally borrowed a word here and a word there when making speeches. Most everybody has stolen words. I steal jokes and tell them in public and never give credit to whoever it was who first told me the joke. My boyhood friend and idol, Weyman C. Wannamaker, Jr., a great American, once went to the library and copied down Lee’s farewell speech to his troops and turned it in to our teacher, Miss McDonald, for his history term paper. When confronted with the charge of plagiarism by Miss McDonald, Weyman said, “I’m sorry, but I couldn’t think of a better way to say all that.” The only time I’ve ever been accused of plagiarism since I turned columnist was when a reader sent me a page out of her local paper that had my picture with an Erma Bombeck column. “You should be ashamed,” wrote the lady. How could I steal from Erma Bombeck? I’ve never had a husband who snored, nor changed a single baby’s diaper. Some plagiarists are quite cagey. I received a letter from a high-school student a few years back. Said the letter: “I have chosen you as the subject for my English term paper. Would you please write down six pages about yourself, and please be careful as the teacher counts off for misspelled words.” Other plagiarists are stupid. I once wrote a column about changing the rules of golf to make the game easier. A golf writer for another paper ran the column word for word under his byline. On the facing page was my original column. I couldn’t help wondering which of us the readers would blame for stealing. Other plagiarists are at least honest. A fellow columnist called me onceand said, “Listen, I want you to knowl'm going to steal your idea for my column I thanked the man. As longasyoutt me up front, then it’s fine to pickmy pocket. The only problem in this instance turned out to be the column ideawas about hating the New York Yankees baseball team. And the very daylhe columnist ran his version of theidea, Yankee catcher Thurman Munsonwa 1 killed in an airplane crash. A common rule of thumb writers ut on the plagiarism issue is, “You steal from me, it’s plagiarism. 1 steal from you, it’s research.” For Joe Biden to run again in 1992. ; he said he would when he announced his withdrawal from the ’88 presidenti race, he will need to choose his words carefully, and convince us his previous thievery and disinformation is nothing for us to worry about. I think, “I’m not a crook,” has anict ring to it, don’t you? Copyright 1987, Cowles Syndicate BLOOM COUNTY by BerRe Breathed