Wednesday, September 2, 1987/The Battalion/Page 11 Tiber 2, iter = iomy SJhtly (AP) - TIk nent said Tur umic baromttt: uly, a gainecoc continued moc ; rest of the ver ' ading Indicator iecuttve monthr tealthy July e May inert rven stronger alysts said th hovsed the ) momentum the year, ot miner spendu rising intern economy bad sts for the ecor the year is ipy, uninspmr; n nonethelett ;im, chief i vnch, the N( Sports FL has priorities in pension-plan line By Doug Hall Assistant Sports Editor So what if the NFL players asso ciation decides to strike for the sec- Jond time in the past five years? After all, it does have just reason, ■ doesn’t it? The owners [want compen sation for free Vi©WpOini [agents w ho jump ship for more lucrative waters. The players say no. The owners want a wage scale im plemented for incoming rookies. That way, they can avoid the player’s attitude of, “Well, Vinny got $8 mil- |lion and Brian got $11 million and I won’t sign for less than 95 percent of |what they signed for.” Naturally, the players say that’s a definite no go, or in the words of Gris Carter’s lawyer, a restraint of trade. So the only way the player’s can [convince the owners to give in, is to (strike, just like any self-respecting ★ ★ ★ m union. In doing so, they will hit the owners right where it counts — in the pocketbook. The 1982 player’s strike, which lasted 57 days, cost the owners an es timated $150 million. But just like in 1982, the owners will be able to absorb their losses and hold on. Meanwhile, the season will be shortened, fans will be embit tered, the players will return out of shape and the season will be shot. But don’t think the players are be ing selfish about all of this. The current rumor, supposedly spread by the owners’ representa tives, has it that the players will walk the chalk after the third week of the season, at which time they will have qualified for another year’s pension. That means at worst, the players will have played three games out of a minimum 16-game schedule — and qualify for full pension benefits. Ev eryone should negotiate such a con tract. Nothing like an annual thir teen-week vacation to stimulate the of American economy. As important as football is to this country, you’d think Congress might pass a law forbidding such a strike. After all, the President does call the Superbowl winners each year. Or maybe Reagan will can the players like he did the air traffic con trollers. rt Tuesday, tif lent said ordr ret s dipped 0; i204.9 billion i e in six mom 1 in a 6.8 peter category, vilian categonc ent, the poors , as auto dear Oilers and Cowboys: Who’s worse? By Loyd Brumfield Sports Editor , . „ Football is definitely king in rply m an efic Texas )t unso can. j t j s a state t h a t annually produces ore professional football prospects han any other. ~exas A&M governrnt: ng suffer? the goveri endi ve monthly P c [ cent: | was the state adjusted anr._ )ii followingc idler x, compo rd 5 business stt predict howi ing six to m ire. im the 1981-'. months old,r 1975-80 fortk ■xpansion. Am rrate growth rough the ■line, pre letrics, a pnm Bala Cynwc personal vie? i ke this for mat growth than? cl 1960s bulb growth, we t lal recession fcf : ive force ;x in July wail y times in 1 iis is taken ai^ ause it indica® rop icrkei dive ’) — The stod month with! hurt late in tin s decline again? /erage of 30 ini ed 51.98 poiifi h-largest drof i e-chip baroitt ground was«» tumbled 52.1 oered advance the New Yotl th 1,071 issue and 373 ut volume tota/ ires, up fro® ay. Analysis eading ucer of pro- NFL ent fall injunt his weakness finished third draft picks in 1987, and the Agg; :nn res ind nationally be apartrae Washington and Penn State, resident g 0 suc f, abundant talent the impact ar0 und, shouldn’t Texas be blessed hu h eliminatt^K t0 p q Ua lity pro teams of its own? Let’s use the “Indiana Rule” to il lustrate Texas’ current plight. In diana is considered the nation’s number one basketball state bar none, but look at what NBA team it’s stuck with: the Pacers. Now back to Texas. Over the years, the Houston Oilers and the Dallas Cowboys have been riding a fast train to football oblivion, and so far all signs indicate improvement will be hard to come by in 1987. Texas football fanatics will get a special treat when these two behe moths face off Saturday at 8 p.m. in Texas Stadium in a game that has all the earmarks of being one of the most boring sporting events ever. Even worse than celebrity golf. Take the Cowboys, for instance. Dallas has scored a whopping two touchdowns in three preseason games. The Cowboys have also been outscored by a combined score of 66-23. The Oilers have had a little bit more offensive success. They move the ball fine until they get into what A&M Coach Jackie Sherrill calls the “red zone” — anything in side the 20-yard line. Houston has been averaging 1.3 touchdowns per game along with 14 points to go with that. The signs aren’t all bad for the Oilers, however. Black-clad Jerry Glanville, the NFL’s answer to Zorro, has substituted freely in the preseason, possibly costing the team a win or two. The Cowboys are showing signs of taking over Houston’s 1986 role as penalty-prone, bumbling amateurs. Aging quarterback Danny White, who is having more than a little trou ble recovering from last season’s wrist surgery, suffered three inter ceptions in two quarters in Dallas’ 34-10 defeat at the hands of the Los Angeles Raiders last Sunday. Backup Steve Pelluer had two in terceptions of his own in completing only one of his first eight passes. The Cowboys have an excuse for their woes — they’re getting old. The Oilers, however, have no such luck. By now, Houston should be able to line up toe-to-toe against the best of the NFL and win. The talent has been there for three years now. Glanville keeps rehashing that tired old line about the Oilers needing time, though. Maybe Glanville wants owner Bud Adams and General Manager Ladd Herzeg, the NFL’s answer to Laurel and Hardy, to lose more quality draft picks like Jim Everett and Ber- nie Kosar. Those guys are now going great guns for the Los Angeles Rams and the Cleveland Browns. Ob viously, Herzeg and Adams are only taunting top draft pick Alonzo Highsmith. They’ll ship him off to Tampa Bay or Indianapolis and he’ll score 29 touchdowns for them. Come Saturday, Oiler punter Lee Johnson will mishandle a snap and will be tackled in the end zone for a safety after being knocked around for a 30-yard loss. Ho-hum. Cowboys win 9-7 on three Rolf Benirschke field goals. TAU KAPPA EPSILON FRATERNITY Fall ’87 Rush Schedule y gams — with the Do* ancing at oif 25 points—W irply late inttf .e fall coinci^ • rices prompt i ne. The Tre« H 30-year boi» every $1,000/ xarkets are ho? U.S. dollars ette Murphy, 1 ' t he investing »ed dollar raisf* he Federal nudge inter?? that would (fr “lent by comi> f •et has been in avements in # an analyst ■p., said, "Tj 1 * in tandem ■led Wall Str? f eating, analy 111 “ifirmed ruOT n had suffer?* House spoil? 1 denied tneh | i TONIGHT SEPTEMBER TONIGHT SEPTEMBER FRIDAY SEPTEMBER ‘MONDAY SEPTEMBER ‘WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER ‘THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 6:30 P.M. — IFC SMOKER AT RUDDER TOWER 9:31 P.M. — Hawaiian Luau with “Self Employed” 8:31 P.M. — Black light with “Sneaky Pete and the Neon Madmen” 7:31 P.M. — Smoker at Roccos 8:31 P.M. — Smoker at TKE House 10 8:31 P.M. — Semi Formal * Indicates invitation Only For Information Call Rush Chmn. Darren Smith or President Britt Terrell at 822-7510 All Parties at TKE House Unless T1 ,_ T ., ... , , A _ Noted Otherwise TKE Tumbler Nights at Roccos Every Sunday and Monday Night All Semester But don’t hold your breath. It’s not like both sides didn’t know the contract was running out and that there were major differences to be resolved. But instead of getting something done, the player’s union fiddles around until they can put some real pressure on the owners. Naturally, both sides, which last met Aug. 15, say the other is at fault for the lack of progress. Jack Donlan, chief negotiator for the owners says, “We’re ready nego tiate any time, any place.” On the players behalf, NFLPA ex ecutive director Gene Upshaw says, “Eventually we’ll get down to bar gaining. We intend to bargain with the other side, we intend to reach an agreement with the other side.” Thanks for the reassurance Gene, just make sure your boys don’t hit the high roads until after both the Oilers and Cowboys are 0-3. We’d hate to see them lose all those pen sion benefits. Volleyballers open with Lamar tonight By Tammy Hedgpeth Sports Writer The Texas A&M women’s vol leyball team is hungry for matches. The Lamar University Lady Cardinals, however, will try to curb the Lady Aggies’ appetite in a match tonight at 7:30 p.m. in G. Rollie White Coliseum. “They’re tired of playing them selves,” A&M Coach A1 Givens said. “We need feedback to see where we stand. Lamar is much like ourselves — young and ag gressive. It will be a competitive, aggressive match.” Givens said although the Lady Aggies are a young team, they have great potential due to as- trong positive attitude. “We have a very cohesive group,” he said. “Their overall at titude is positive. They comple ment the University and each other so well.” The Aggies are not lacking ex perience. Junior Cheri Steensma and sophomore Kelli Kellen will Michelle Whitwell return to the court as starters. Se nior Michelle Whitwell, who started only part time in 1986, has earned a starting position and sophomore Yvonne Van Brandt, a back court specialist last season, will start at center. The Lady Aggies are hoping to improve their 1986 record of 23- 14, which left them trailing perre- nial powerhouse Texas in the Southwest Conference race. Essink chooses retirement; Cowboys’ injury list grows IRVING (AP) — Veteran offen sive tackle Ron Essink, acquired by the Dallas Cowboys from Seattle last week, announced Tuesday he is re tiring because an elbow injury makes it impossible for him to play. The Cowboys lost an undisclosed 1988 draft pick because the trade with Seattle was not conditional on Essink making the team. As part of their cuts to meet the 60-man roster, the Cowboys on Tuesday waived kickers Luis Zende- jas of Arizona State and David Trout of Pittsburgh. Dallas acquired vet eran kicker Rolf Benirschke from the San Diego Chargers on Monday for an undisclosed draft choice. Also cut were linebackers Dale Jones of Tennessee and Russ Swan of Virginia, running back Gerald! White of Michigan, and center Mike! Zentic of Oklahoma State. Placed on the injured reserve list,* were wide receiver Ray Alexander of# Florida A&M, with a wrist injury;* defensive tackle Mike Makins of* Tennessee-Chattanooga, with a neck* injury; defensive end Ray Perkins ofj Virginia, with an ankle injury; guard! Kurt Petersen of Missouri, with a^ knee injury; wide receiver Karl PoweJ of Alabama State, with a shoulder in-} jury; linebacker Steve Savard of! Northwest Missouri, with a neck jn-£ jury; wide receiver Mike Sherrard off UCLA, who suffered a broken leg imf training camp; and cornerback John? Warren of Virginia, with a knee in-; jury - i aggie, Players Department of Speech Communication At Theatre Aits Texas A&M University A Hilarious Comedy by Sam Bobrick Free For TAMU Freshman and Aggie Players Season Subscribers SEPTEMBER 3 & 4 8 pm RUDDER FORUM Tickets available at Rudder box office $4.00 for Students and General Public If it’s news to tell... or a product to sell... it’s in Tlie Battalion