Page 2/The Battalion/Friday, April 10, 1987 Opinion The Battalion (USPS 045 360) Member of Texas Press Association Southwest Journalism Conference The Battalion Editorial Board Loren Steffy, Editor Marybeth Rohsner, Managing Editor Mike Sullivan, Opinion Page Editor Jens Koepke, City Editor Jeanne Isenberg, Sue Krenek, News Editors Homer Jacobs, Sports Editor Tom Ownbey, Photo Editor Editorial Policy The Battalion is a non-profit, self-supporting newspaper oper ated as a community service to Texas A&M and Bryan-College Sta tion. Opinions expressed in The Battalion are those of the editorial board or the author, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Texas A&M administrators, faculty or the Board of Regents. The Battalion also serves as a laboratory newspaper for students in reporting, editing and photography classes within the Depart ment of Journalism. The Battalion is published Monday through Friday during Texas A&M regular semesters, except for holiday and examination periods. Mail subscriptions are $17.44 per semester, $34.62 per school year and $36.44 per full year. Advertising rates furnished on re quest. Our address: The Battalion, Department of Journalism, Texas A&M University, College Station, TX 77843-4 111. Second class postage paid at College Station, TX 77843. POSTMASTER: Send address changes to The Battalion, De partment of Journalism, Texas A&M University, College Station TX 77843-4111. The 'results' are in, the answers are out The results of Texas A&M’s in-house investigation into al leged NCAA violations by the Athletic Department are out, and they proclaim that, like the rotund guard on “Hogan’s Heroes,” the University knows nuh-zink. As expected, key parts of the more than 800-page report were edited and the “results” such as they are, raise more questions than they an swer. Nowhere is mentioned charges that quarterback Kevin Murray received $3,550 in 1983-84 from Dallas school booster Rod Dockery for cleaning printing presses. Yet this allegation was an impetus for launching the investigation in the first place. If it was investigated, it should have been released. If it wasn’t investigated, it certainly should have been. For the $35 price tag, the report offers: copies of each page of the A&M student athlete handbook, A&M staff man ual, University regulations manual and Cain Hall dorm poli cies — six pages of which deal with Cain Hall fire escape proce dures — and hundreds of pages of “results,” some of which are almost devoid of type. The highlights of the report, faithf ully reproduced here in the style of the document, follow. I haven’t seen my sister since she got married last summer and moved to Califor- n i a. It’s seems strange after liv ing with someone for 17 years and then attending the same univer sity together that one brief cere- mony can take them Jo Streit from you. Of course my sister Marie and I have kept in touch, but it’s sure not the same thing. It’s hard to get in trouble to gether over the phone. All kids get into trouble, but one of the advantages of having a brother or sister is you do it together. Of course there are advantages to being an only child — such as not having to share any thing — but that also means not having anyone to share the blame with. Let’s face it, if something breaks in the house, the kid is gonna get blamed. One of my dad’s favorite lines for explaining every disaster is, “the kids did it.” Naturally only children end up taking the blame for everything. A five-year-old kid has no chance of convincing his mom that it really was dad who tracked in the mud. I remember when my family first moved to Texas. I was in sixth grade and we moved from California to Dallas Espionage just isn’t the game it was in the days of Mata Hari The spy John Walker Jr. sold the Soviets blueprints of American cod ing equipment. The damage to U.S. security was profound. “If there had been a war, we would have won it,” re marked Vitaly Yurchenko, the All these operations have a few things in common. Either at the time of the ar rest or just before sentencing, a high U.S. official — often a U.S. attorney — estimated the damage as incalculable. Sometimes this was echoed by a high ad ministration official. Defense Secretary Caspar Weinberger offered such an as sessment in the Pollard case. Richard Cohen KGB official who defected to the United States and then defected back to the So viet Union. Yurchenko was characteris tically confused. If there had been a war, no one would have won. Two former Marine guards at the U.S. Embassy in Moscow are now under arrest. They are charged with allowing Soviet agents virtual free run of the em bassy, including the most secure rooms on the building’s seventh floor. One of the Marines, Sgt. Clayton J. Lonetree, reportedly admitted that he felt for a Soviet employee who worked at the em bassy and then cooperated with her “un cle,” a man named Sasha. In such a way did the Philistines give Sampson a hair cut. Second, none of the alleged or con victed spies turned traitor for ideologi cal reasons. These were not the contem porary equivalents of the communist spies of the 1950s. Pollard comes closest, but even he apparently just wanted to help Israel, not harm the United States. For him, the Soviet-U.S. struggle was to- taly extraneous. No matter. Based on the Chicken Little statements of the prosecutor and Weinberger, a judge sentenced Pollard to life — the same sentence given to spies who sold infor mation to Russia, our so-called mortal enemy. For the United States, the arrest of two alleged spies is an almost common place event. In the last year or two, a gaggle of them has been shipped off to the clink. Walker, his son, his brother, and an associate, Jerry Whitworth, were among the first. A former employee of the top-secret National Security Agency, Ronald Pelton, sold information to the Russians. Jonathan J. Pollard spied for Israel and Larry Wu-Tai Chin spied for communist China. Third — and maybe most interesting — all these operations seem to embody a nonconformist wisdom, as dissent from conventional thinking. It’s hard to know precisely what’s in the mind of a spy, but the actions and statements of some of them add up to a rebuttal of the remark made by Yurchenko — “If there had been a war, we would have won it.” What the spies seem to be saying is, “Nonsense, the stakes were never that high.” Experts concede they have a point. That hardly means the information spies peddle is not important, maybe critically important. But none of it es sentially can change the Soviet-U.S. equilibrium. Neither side can win the next war. One side may be able to sur vive it better than the other, but winning — as the word always has been used — is no longer possible. What we are talking about, instead, are degrees of losing — a war after which, as someone has re marked, the living would envy the dead. That reality makes spying less damag ing than it used to be. There is no single piece of information-mobilization plans, railroad capacities — that can substan tially affect the outcome of the next war. The era of Mata Hari and Benedict Ar nold is over. Only in newspaper head lines and the sentencing of judges does spying retain its old importance. The spies, it seems, know better. What they do is too damaging to be called a game, but it has elements of one. We spy, they spy, but nothing fundamentally changes. None of this excuses spying. It just puts it into a contemporary perspective — one that prosecutors, judges and ad ministration officials seem to lack. For different reasons, they all have a stake in continuing to insist that the latest spy caught represents the most severe, dam aging breach of security since — well, since the last breach of security. They continue the ultimate fiction that the next war can be won, or lost, and that human beings can make the difference. For budgetary or career reasons, gov ernment officials are the last romantics of espionage, providing spies with an importance they either don’t have or, with a new technological development, they soon will not have. Handcuffed and hang-faced, the spies go off to jail, retaining their ultimate secret: Their notoriety is deserved only partially, not so their jail sentences. Copyright 1986, Washington Post-Writers Group during one of the worst winters here. 1 hated it. In California we lived right by the beach, but moving to Dallas was a lesson in living without any type of vege tation. No trees, no shrubs and no grass. We had moved to a new neighborhood and there were only two other houses besides ours on the entire block. 1 was surrounded by dirt. I think Marie hated it too. And I’m sure my parents hated Marie and me be cause we fought from the time we got up until the time we went to l>ed. One of our favorite places to fight was in the bathroom. My dad would l>eat his fist against the wall adjoining mv parents’ room and the bathroom almost every morning in an effort to make us quit fighting. Eventually Marie and I made new friends and got involved in school activities. This greatly reduced our morning bouts. Of course we still argued about some things, washing dishes after dinner was one of them. Both of us wanted to load the dishwasher and dry anything that had to be washed by hand. It was agree ably better than rinsing off the food that was stuck on the plates and a hundred times better than scrubbing crusty pots. Usually my mom did the dishes, but one night after dinner she and Dad went for a walk. Marie and 1 had the thrill of cleaning up. We argued for a few minutes about who washed the last time and I lost. Being the brat I was, 1 got even. Right after I had polished the last pot 1 wrung out the dirty dishrag over Marie’s head. Of course I had to spend the rest of the night in the bath room with the door locked for fear of death, but Marie never told on me. Actually Marie was a pretty good kid. I was a different story. I guess being the youngest child, I had to play the part. I don’t think my mom ever had to have a parent Marie* volved hand, and loud grouiidc< ■teat te; and was tier Marie a age so it v one or twt had the vear before. Unfortunateli never worked to my advantage Marie was the perfect student, teachers expected the same from nit seemed like every year I would te, “Oh, you must Ik* MarieStreit’s ter.” I had to resist the urge tolita tell them I was actually her oldersw but 1 had spent the last three year juvenile detention center. During tl class, my te roll and gav Marie last ye non need my reeled her fit ■a day of junior Enji her read mv nameoaU the typical cry that ski •a r. 11 (>wever, she roispfj last name. When he gasped, explaining J mispronounced Marie’s namethe*b year. I hate when people get my wrong, but Marie is so good-natunl and quiet that she would neverrej edly bring something like mispronom* ing her name to the offender’satteni Naturally, everybody liked Mai Who wouldn’t? She is really oneofM best people I’ve ever met. Occasions it’s hard to believe were related! proud to have het lor my sister,I growing up I was often jealous and* noyed by her reputation as such asd person. I sometimes thought Iw scream if anyone else told mehowld 1 was to have her for a sister. 1 fW grew up and realized they wererigM Jo Streit is a senior journalism ff®] and a columnist for The Battalion, Mail Call Whafs the point? EDITOR. It would amaze me to hear that Mike Sullivan can, witli a straight face,ca himself a responsible journalist. Yes, it would be incredible if Sullivan actual' thought himself a credible journalist, rather than the elitist liberal bandwagoneer he really is and truly wants to be. In his most recent piece of editorial garbage, “Boxing in the nameof God,” on Wednesday, Sullivan lashes out at TV evangelists, making total fools of them (and his reason for doing so is not included in his editorial. Why?) If the day ever comes when this guy is a measure of higher intellect,! will be the day I pack my bags. He apparently feels it ridiculous to take the Bible literally, andthatallof Bakker’s assistants are “brain-dead.” I’ll tell you what brain-dead is, it’s when some clown up at The Battalion newsroom uses the Opinion Page of a campus-wide newspaper to spout what he considers humor (that’s “liberal humor) and cares nothing about bringing a valid point (he it liberal or conservative) into the open where it can he discussed. Furthermore, there is no point in his column. What could it be? All Christians are fools? Everyone that trusts any TV evangelist is a fool? There is nothing in this column that might resemble a point. Not only was I offended by this column, I was astonished, as ajournafe myself, that this type of junk actually goes to piess. Pete Sukoneck End the tyranny EDITOR: In South Africa, a system of racial segregation exists that allows awhile minority to suppress and brutalize a black majority. This system, knownas apartheid, is one of the last outposts of t he legacy of Western imperialism. The system of apartheid is by no doubt wrong. It infringes on basic human rights and is unjust and unequal. It violates many of the idealsthat America was built upon. If you would like to help end the tyranny of apartheid, please come to the South African Divestment March on Friday.! 1 will begin at 4:30 p.m. on the Texas A&M golf course across from theCollc? Station city hall. Jeff Dyess ’89 Letters to the editor should not exceed 300 words in length. The editorial staff reserves the right to tii" for style and length, but will make every effort to maintain the author’s intent. Each letter must in ust include the classification, address and telephone number of the uniter. c c Cl Fond memories of sisterhood conference withonci it hers. She was smart, e| well-behaved. I,outheo i easonably smart, invotel I sj>ein a lot of lime 1 Th being any < are si black! of ani name: of eac Wh the w< abic. “W kids i Manst Saudi “Tl when Unite dilem kids, l to sta and h when “Wl bia, tf hind f have 1 erythi a diffe Tht d I were only a yearapanil isn’t unusual for me tok| of the same teachersshct: c< ta FOR [rant G [will ur [Smith ■ elective [ ported Com [he will [budget [County lination |life-or-< T chast Ford are w grade betwe tembi for thi purch If allow; on an fowar