Page 2/The BattalionAVednesday, March 4,1987 The Battalion (USPS 045 360) Member of Texas Press Association Southwest Journalism Conference The Battalion Editorial Board Loren Steffy, Editor Marybeth Rohsner, Managing Editor Mike Sullivan, Opinion Page Editor Jens Koepke, City Editor Jeanne Isenberg, Sue Krenek, News Editors Homer Jacobs, Sports Editor Tom Ownbey, Photo Editor Editorial Policy The Battalion is a non-profit, self-supporting newspaper oper ated as a community service to Texas A&M and Bryan-College Sta tion. Opinions expressed in The Battalion are those of the editorial board or the author, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Texas A&M administrators, faculty or the Board of Regents. The Battalion also serves as a laboratory newspaper for students in repiorting, editing and photography classes within the Depart ment of Journalism. The Battalion is published Monday through Friday during Texas A&M regular semesters, except for holiday and examination pieriods. Mail subscriptions are $17.44 per semester, $34.62 p>er school year and $36.44 p>er full year. Advertising rates furnished on re quest. Our address: The Battalion, Department of Journalism, Texas A&M University, College Station, TX 77843-4111. Second class |x>stage paid at College Station, TX 77843. POSTMASTER: Send address changes to The Battalion, De partment of Journalism, Texas A&M University, College Station TX 77843-4111. Uncommon valor When New Jersey State Sen. Richard Codey told his colleagues that he posed as an unemployed restaurant worker and got a job as an orderly at a state mental hospital, they must have thought he was crazy. Codey took the job under an assumed name so he could see for himself whether a newly adopted state policy to check the back grounds of all prospective employees of state psychiatric hospitals was being implemented. It wasn’t. And, because of his ingenuity, Codey discovered a whole array of personal-rights violations being committed by hospital employees against patients. During his six days as an orderly at Marlboro Psychiatric Hospi tal, Codey said he witnessed enough sexual and physical abuse of pa tients “to make ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest’ look like a picnic.” State officials responded to Codey’s report by launching an in vestigation of hiring and conditions at the hospital. Chances are that Codey’s active interest in the legislation will prompt hospital officials to resolve their problems quickly. It’s refreshing to see a state senator so actively concerned with the effective implementation of legislation. Of course, it would be in credibly expensive, if not impossible, for senators to personally fol low up on every piece of legislation, but in this case, New Jersey tax payers got their money’s worth. The First Lady teaches Don Regan a soot Thkou-coeight Opinion Who cares about AIDS? I got an anony mous letter last week — a friendly warning. Fellow Ags, I write this let ter to you as a con cerned friend. Last week, I dis covered that a close heterosexual friend of mine has AIDS. Here in College Station is where my Aggie friend contracted the disease. Please, Ags, be forewarned: AIDS is here at A&M. Please don’t think that because Mike Sullivan be- you’re heterosexual you are “safe, cause you’re not. My brother — my close friend — had to learn this the hard way. Yes, that close friend is my brother. Please, Ags, what I say comes from the heart. BE CAREFUL — it may save you a lifetime. The writer obviously is concerned that not enough Aggies are taking AIDS seriously. A week before I got this letter, an other concerned student called. He told me The Battalion hasn’t been running enough about AIDS and that no one at A&M, or anywhere for that matter, seems to care enough about the prob lem. But many say there’s been too much said about the disease in the media, The Battalion included. The Associated Press has a story about AIDS at least twice a week, and the three major net works cover the disease with just as much frequency. Some say the coverage is exceedingly redundant. Some say it’s a good way to sell newspapers — sensa tionalism. I don’t agree. Call me a commie, but the Soviet Union’s recent decision to set up an AIDS hotline after only 16 to 20 cases were reported in that country is admira ble. But this is not Amerika — we don’t take pains to head off potential plagues before they start. In America — with a “c” — AIDS has become a serious disease and it merits intense coverage — daily coverage. Still, some claim the press is trying to scare people into buying news when there really isn’t any news at all. They say a story a day is unnecessary because people who are sexually active outside monogamous relationships know by now how foolish indiscriminate sex is and are acting accordingly. The caller didn’t think so. He said sexual activities taking place in at least one campus bathroom led him to be lieve that people are simply ignorant about the spread of the disease. If col lege-educated people can’t grasp the reality of AIDS, who can? But the people who don’t want to hear about AIDS argue the flip side. If college-educated people still are doing stupid things despite warnings from the medical world, they deserve what they get. It’s their problem. The caller pointed out that Texas is ranked fifth in the nation in AIDS inci dents. Of the approximately 17,000 deaths reported from AIDS in the United States, more than 1,000 have been reported in Texas. Again, so what? Consider the size of the state. The peo ple who refuse to acknowledge the se riousness of AIDS aren’t impressed. The caller said that since 1983, there have been 13 cases of AIDS reported in Brazos County and nine deaths re ported from the disease. He reinformed me that an A&M student died of AIDS last spring. I knew that. I wrote the story. So what does it mean? The stu dent who died was a homosexual. AIDS is a primarily homosexual disease in this country, right? There are fools who would still agree with that. But media attention is paying off. Many sexually active heterosexual stu dents are concerned about getting AIDS, and many are doing something about it. Since the surgeon general publicly endorsed the use of condoms as a way to keep from getting the virus, the man ager of the College Station Kroger told me that he’s noticed a “significant” in crease in the purchase of condoms. That’s fine, just don’t advertise them, right? The caller also sent me a brochure about AIDS. It said that the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta estimates that 1 million to 1.5 million U.S. citizens now carry the AIDS virus — about 90,000 Texans — and that 30 percent of those people will develop AIDS within four years — or about 300,000 to 450,000 cases nationwide by 1991. Texas Health Commissioner Robert Bernstein estimates that by 1996, there will be more than 60,000 cases in Texas alone. But surely some sort of cure will crop up before AIDS reaches epidemic pro portions. Whatever happened to the “i ding” herpes plague? They invt Herpaway — seems like that cured A chart in the brochure providt the Texas Department of Healtk made it clear that if current case/fe ratios continue, more than onehi all people with AIDS will diewithit years of being diagnosed. But the omnipotent aren’t iraprt by “if s.” IF AIDS continues to spread,ai) the sun doesn’t rise tomorrow, be dark times ahead for mankind easy for them to ignore an statement. With all due respect to thecallei above letter-writer, and her bra most people are simply bored wit the warnings about AIDS. The odds against a male heterose living in Texas getting AIDS area nomical. What’s to worry? The pt who don’t want to hear about ithai: many good reasons to let the othei worry — if he cares to. I wonder if the letter-writer’s bra was bored with all the media atiei before he was diagnosed. Mike Sulli van is a senior jounni major and the Opinion Page edit The Battalion. Mail Cal Unfair cartoon EDITOR: In response to Karl Spence's Feb. 26 cartoon: When the colonialists withdre from Muslim lands, they did not leave all the wealth and resources in the hands of the indigenous people — they installed faithful peoples in government positions and institutions (but not before portraying them as liberators and heroes in the eyes of the people). These lackeys would continue to serve the imperialists’interesis and keep Islam in check. Wl 1 The ea fer from the pres< century, professoi Texas Ai Dr. W of engine terns at Si the Insdt Sausalito of about dent Cei co-sponst Engineer Lectures “The Gl( Meaning logy.” He bas current f heresy,” gous to heresy” r of the Mb Cle AUSTIf lawmakers and scolde and legish spending. In a wid endorsed ; that woulc porate ince Such a b Sen. Buste House by I “I certai said, addir age the Te Clemeni position to some emit promise aj state sales I support fo cent for tw “The be E pm Are Ml pi# a I ■ VllIII“i^ WW ■ I IlSr 5 Can freshmen be taught to think, or is Bill a little misguided? Freshmen are — a lost cause on R. L.GG Friday a f- Suilivan tei noons. Sure, Guest Columnist they’ll come to class, and they’ll sit in their little chair-desks and try to look interested so as not to insult the professor, but don’t believe for one minute they really give a flying flip about anything that’s going on in the front of the room. They’re not zombies, mind you, vegging out in the upper reaches. From the glazed look in their eyes, you’d be entirely justified in posting a “zoned-out” sign on the mental real es tate of any one of mamma and daddy’s precious baby leaders-of-tomorrow on a Friday afternoon. Justified, but all too hasty. After all, they did come to class. That’s a massive effort, when the sun is out and the pool’s open and you’re a 19-year-old and your face just cleared up. Forget about competing — it can’t be done. It takes a real Anthony Eden of an instructor to convince himself that these kids even remotely care about what he has to say when he’s the only thing that stands between them and the weekend. Nonetheless, that’s what I have to do every Friday. They keep calling me a prof, and I keep telling them I’m a tea ching assistant, a guy with a BA in En glish let loose in the classroom all by himself — a graduate student with a job. A year ago, I was sitting in the same chair-desks as my freshmen, try ing to pay attention on a Friday af ternoon and having pretty much the same lack of success. Now I have to pay attention and I can’t even skip on Fri days. You think they’d show me some compassion. At least they show up — most of the time. The average salary of a university faculty member in the state of Texas was $33,117 last year. I’ve never con sidered myself average, and my pay- check bears this out. However, it’s a job and I do get paid for it (technically — they call it a stipend), so I figure Bill Clements is entitled to the best I have to offer. I work for Clements, you see. I saw this photograph of him on the front page of a newspaper, and it stuck. That is my boss, I thought. He kind of reminds me of this other boss I had when I worked in an auto paint- and-body shop back in high school. We had these red shop rags, and the body men would throw them everywhere and I had to pick them up and put them in a laundry bag. My boss, the other one, not Clements, would point at any rag I missed and say, “Pick that up, boy! That’s two cents lyin’ thar!” As I walk into the classroom every Fri day, I imagine Clements’ face scowling at me, mouth half-open saying some thing like “Pick it up, boy! Them’s young impressionable minds lyin’ thar!” And he’s right, even if it is Friday af ternoon. In an article appearing in the Houston Post on Mar. 1, 1987, Clem ents was quoted as saying, “We need to get back in that classroom and back into teaching our state and getting a higher-quality end product.” Clements is alarmed about professors who come to our state when “all they want to talk about is research. ... I want these high-powered professors coming into Texas for endowed positions to do some teaching. I want them back in the classroom where there is a cross-fertili zation of ideas.” Clements wants pro duction, and it’s up to me to produce. My best guess is that Clements wants me to produce knowledge. If every thing goes as planned, my 48 fresh men will become “a higher-quality end product” by the end of this semester. They’d probably be thrilled to know this, but I think I’ll concentrate on im proving their writing; well. I’ll have them concentrate on improving their own writing. You see, I really can’t make these kids learn anything any more than I can make them pay atten tion on a Friday afternoon. Clements has been reading too many teaching- award recommendations, where some student writes in praise of a popular teacher, “She really taught me how to think” or some other such nonsense. If a kid can’t think when he gets here, he won’t be around long enough to get to know any of his instructors. We don’t teach students — they learn. Dr. Ed Crawford informed me and about 300 other freshmen of this back when I took Chemistry 101. “You’re going to teach yourself,” he told us, and he was right. Still, some people seem to be willing to tell Clements what he wants to hear. The English departments of most uni versities are divided right up the mid dle between those who want to teach writing and those who want to study literature, a fact not generally known outside the discipline. The writing tea chers call their field “Rhetoric and Composition,” and if you want to see for yourself, come on up to the second floor of the Blocker Building and look at the sign on the door of the English Department. It’s right there, listed un derneath “American Literature,” “English Literature,” “Folklore” and “Linguistics.” This is what Clements appears to want, academia-producing useful work. No frivolous research here, no sir, just down-to-earth real- world common-sense professionals dedicated to a higher-quality end product. Clements would be surprised at how much research is done by the more practical arm of the English Depart ment. In the library, deep in the stacks, there are a staggering number of jour nals devoted exclusively to the study of rhetoric and composition. These jour nals publish research done by English professionals all over the country, even the world. Some of these articles were written by professors right here at Texas A&M. That’s what goes on at a university — research generates knowledge, and that knowledge is passed on in the classroom. When Clements shuts down research, it’s like shutting down an oil well. Nothing more is produced, and in the case of Texas education, it’s like shutting down a stripper well. When you close a stripper it’s an indication of a severely troubled industry, because you can never open it again. If funding for re search leaves the campus in Texas, many of your best professors will leave, never to return. That’s shutting down the knowledge factory. But since he’s the governor and he’s the boss, I’ve got to do my best to wake these kids up. I’m duty-bound, you might say. So I walk into class on Fri day afternoon, drop my backpack on the desk, look every one of them in the eye and say: “It’s Friday. You know what that means.” They nod. They grin. They can’t be lieve what’s coming next. “Okay. Maximum volume. One, two, three ...” And they yell, every last one of them, as loud as they can: “YABBA DABBA DOO!!!” R. Lee Sullivan is a graduate student in the Department of English. He is not related to the Opinion Page edi tor. Columns submitted for Farmers Write should be be tween 700 and 850 words. The editorial staff reserves the right to edit for grammar, style and length, but will make every effort to maintain the author’s intent. Each column must be signed and must include the major, classification, address and telephone number of the writer. Only the author’s name, major and classifica tion will be printed. Britain and France were once: die forefront in ensuring the West’s continued exploitation of the wealth of Muslims, but now the ringleaders are the United States and Soviet Union. When the Muslim masses turn back to Islam, this will most certainly stop. If, in the meantime Spence wants to see the exploitation continue in a health' manner — say a prayer for the imposed governments, who wort so hard to keep Muslims away from Islam. Say a prayer for Mubarak, Egypt and the Saudi clan, King ;i Hussein (Jordan), Hassan (Morocco), Majibullah (Afghanistan) and Asad (Syria)-'| and while you are at it, throwini few lines for Arafort and Gadhai Certainly, Islam is a threat to the United States’ interests, but not in the way you portrayed it. Very simply, Islam does not permit the slaying of innocent ; civilians (terrorism). David McClung accompanied by six signatures You car at THE cated at Letters to the editor should not exceed 300^ in length. 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