Friday, February 6, 1987AThe Battalion/Page 7 Warped by Scott McCullar Waldo by Kevin Thomas H£ WANTS TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE WORLD, 30 HE'S SIGNING UP FOR COLLEGE CLASSES' WHY, THATi WONDERFUL 1 . MAYBE HE'LL TAKE SOME SCIENCE COURSES. 'HUMAN SEXUALITY" CLASS IS FULL/ MAYBE HE'LL JAKE PHILOSOPHY TO STUDY OUR EXISTENCE/ yeah; he wants TO SEE WHAT LIFE (5 ALL ABOUT/ Official: Proposals fall short of halting delivery dangers Course not enough to train lay midwives HARLINGEN (AP) — Legislative proposals that would require mid iwives to undergo minimal instruc- |tion fall short of eliminating the dan- ers of untrained people delivering abies, a public health official says. The Rio Grande Valley, with one lof the nation’s highest birth rates ind one of the youngest population nedians, is one of the country’s jpoorest regions. As a result, officials jsay, a large number of midwives erves a population of about 500,000 an the U.S. side of the border. That number could be closer to 1 llion considering the number of Mexican women wno cross the bor der just to give birth in the United States, and who also are dependent pon lay midwives, said Dr. Charles Yilson, medical director of the Hi dalgo County Health Department. Children born in the U.S. are auto- atkally citizens. Holly Scholles, executive director [if the Association of Texas Mid- dves, said one-fourth to one-third pf the 400 lay midwives in Texas practice in the Rio Grande Valley. According to Wilson, anyone can practice midwifery now by register ing with a county clerk and paying a »25 fee. He said the Legislature ap- cars to be sidestepping the real is- |ue of licensing midwives with bills ’iat solve only part of the problem. Sen. Bill Sarpalius, D-Canyon, in- oduced a bill this week that would lequire lay midwives to attend train ing courses by the Texas Depart ment of Health. Scholles said the course provides introductory information that is in sufficient to train lay midwives. “It’s very basic,” sne said. “It’s not an obstetrics or midwifery textbook at all.” Scholles said her association in stead supports a bill to be introduced ‘7f’s fine if they want to al low them to administer eyedrops, but where is the training.... You can allow someone to fry chicken, but if they don’t know how to cook, they’ll proba bly bum it. ” — Dr. Charles Wilson, Hi dalgo Health Department medical director by Sen. Hector Uribe, D- Brownsville, that would authorize mid wives to be certified in cardio- { mlmonary resuscitation and to per- orm newborn screening tests. Load health departments would be required to provide medical and laboratory support services to mid- wives’ patients, Uribe said. The bill would require midwives identify themselves to the state health department yearly and would allow them to administer state-re- 3 uired prenatal blood tests and eye- rops to newborns that prevent in fection. “It’s fine if they want to allow them to administer eyedrops, but where is the training for them — if they don’t know how to it or when to do it,” Wilson said. “You can allow someone to fry chicken, but if they don’t know how to cook, they’ll probably bum it.” Wilson said training and licensing should be required and violators should be prosecuted. Wilson said lay midwives in the Rio Grande Valley receive between $250 and $500 for delivering a baby — compared with the $3,000 cost of an obstetrician’s prenatal care and a hospital delivery. Risks associated with untrained midwives include fetal brain dam age, postpartum hemorrhaging that could threaten the mother’s life, and infections to the mother or baby, Wilson said. Most midwives in the Rio Grande Valley are women who have no more experience or training than what they receive delivering babies in their homes or in the patient’s home, and others are Mexican doctors who can’t make a living in Mexico, so S ractice as midwives in the United tates, Wilson said. The Greatest Tennis Shoe Sale! Finest Tennis Shoes in AGGIE Style & Color. Now Available at 60% off. A Great Gift Idea. SALE ONLY LASTS 2 DAYS FULL SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. Originally $49.95 NOW ONLY: $19.95 1. Top qualty garment leather upper 2. Durable cappaudix outer sole 3. Shock-proof dual density insert-soles 4. Injury-preventative heel stabilizer 5. Texon insole 6.100% cotton terry collar lining 7. Contoured removable cushion sock 8. Ventilation holes 10. Colorful computer-embroidered logo Reebok Equivalent Size: Men’s 7-13 Women’s 5-10 A DREAM SALE YOU HAVE LONG A WAITED! DON’T MISS IT. Feb. 6,7 (Fri/Sat) 8am-6pm At Ramada Hotel (Room 1206) 410 S. 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