k Page 2/The Battalion/Thursday, March 13, 1986 Opinion My book is better than yours When I was in high school I used to hate taking En glish courses. The teacher would make the class read a book, tell us what she had been told it meant and then ask us to re peat what she had said. 1 felt in- sulted. I could read. I could come up with my own interpretations about a book. Why did she have to force her in terpretations on me? Why couldn’t she ask herself a few questions? Four years ago I hated English. Now I’m minoring in it. Now that I’m in col lege my view of English courses has changed because English courses have changed. My teachers make the class read a book and then ask us what we think it means. Now that I’m allowed to form my interpretations of what I read I feel closer to the book. There are big class discussions over the book and ev eryone is allowed to form his or her own opinions and interpretations of the book. In the discussions you can further your understanding of the book. But there still are a lot of people like my high school English teacher out there. These people have a book they like so much that they feel they have to force their interpretation of that book on everybody else. That book is the Bi ble. People feel strongly about their Bi bles. These people think that since their Bible is the absolute word for them it is the absolute word for everyone else. Since there are so many Bibles which one is the absolute word? Go to a book store and look for a Bi ble. You will be able to find The King James Concordance, The Rice Refer ence Bible, The E.W. Bullinger Com panion Bible, The Holy Bible in the Language of Today: An American Translation, The Modern Language Bi ble, The Visualized Bible, The Scofield Reference Bible, The New Scofield Ref erence Bible, The New English Bible, The Cambridge Pitt Minion Bible, The Cambridge Compact Bible. The Cam bridge Cameo Bible, The KJ V Compact Text Bible, The Bride’s Bible, The Smallest Bible, The Tim Testament, The Master Study Bible, The Crown Reference Bible, The Riverside Refer ence Bible, the Personal Reference Bi ble, The Ryrie Study Bible, The Open Bible, The Thompson Chain Reference Bible, The Thompson Chain Reference Handsize Bible, The Hebrew-Creek Key Study Bible, The Oxford NIV Sco field Study Bible, The NIV Family Bi ble, The NIV Study Bible, The Wom an’s Bible, The Book, The Book for Children, The Word, The Word for Children, The Living Bible, The Living Bible for Catholics, 1 he Living Bible for Children, The Children’s Story Bible, The Bible Illustrated for Little Chil dren, The Lindsell Stud) Bible, Nave’s Topical Bible, The New Nave’s Topical Bible, Nave’s Compact Bible, Nave’s Study Bible, Baker’s Topical Bible, The One Year Bible, The New Catholic Study Bible, The Good News Bible, The Amplified Bible. The New Jerusalem Bible, The New Oxford Annotated Bi ble with the Apocrypha (Expanded Edi tion), The Book in Dramatic Stereo, The Bible (New Testament) narrated by Alexander Scourby, Bible Challenge, Bible Challenge (Youth Edition) and many, many, many others. There are about T) major English translations of the Bible and countless translations in every written language on earth. It has been translated, re translated and re-re-translated over thousands of years. No one is really sure who wrote it or when it was written. Few people can read the original Hebrew and Creek in which it was written. Many people are willing to argue what, it means. Many people have died because of these arguments. Some Bibles are distinctly different from others. The Old Testament con tains either 24, 39 or 46 books depend ing on whether you're Jewish, Protes tant or Catholic and there is some disagreement about these books within each particular denomination. The Aprocrypha and several other gospels are considered by some scholars to be a part of the actual Bible while other scholars discount some of the books that have been included in most Bibles for thousands of years. There’s even a huge argument over who can be considered a biblical scholar and who cannot. There are five Bibles — the King James Version, the New King James Version, the Revised Standard Version, the New English Bible and the New Catholic Edition — that are used by the majority of the English speaking world. There is a bit of a difference between the five. Proverbs 14:15 in the King James Version reads: “The simple believeth every word: but the prudent man looketh well to his going.” Proverbs 14:15 in the New King James Version reads: “The simple be lieves every word, but the prudent man considers well his steps.” Proverbs 14:15 in the Revised Stan dard Version reads: “The simple be lieves everything, but the prudent looks where he is going.” Proverbs 14:15 in the New English Bible reads: “A simple man believes ev ery word he hears; a clever man under stands the need for proof.” Proverbs 14:15 in the New Catholic Edition reads: “The innocent believeth every word; the discreet man consid- ereth his steps.” Most of you are intelligent people. Obviously you can read. Read your par ticular Bible and form your particular interpretations. You can talk to others about your interpretations and perhaps improve your understanding of the book. But don’t be like my high school English teacher. Don’t force your views on everyone else. Don’t be afraid to ask yourself some questions. An idiot believes everything he’s told. A wise man asks questions. Karl Pallmeyer is a senior journalism major and a weekly columnist for The Battalion. Monopolizing the friendly skies I have very mixed feelings about permitting Eastern Airlines to join up with New York Air. The two carry the majority of passengers be tween Washington — New York — Boston, and have Art Buchwald been the only ones ■ - providing competition in the Northeast corridor. New York Air is known as the bagel airline, because on mealtime flights its stewardesses throw paper bags filled with bagels and cream cheese at the pas sengers. It also serves drinks, coffee and beer. This doesn’t sound like much until you’ve flown the Eastern Shuttle. The only thing they give you is a stale timeta ble. The reason the Eastern Shuttle will not allow food in the air is that it prefers to use its aisles in flight to collect your fare for the trip. Instead of an Eastern stewardess asking if you want coffee, tea or milk, she wants to know if you are going to pay with cash, check or Mastercard. To make up for the lack of refresh- - ments in the air. Eastern keeps a hot pot of coffee cooking in the waiting area with free Danish on the side. As a sea soned shuttle traveler I have always pre ferred a New York bagel in the sky to an Eastern Danish on the ground. Eastern tries to make up for the no-food-while flying policy by advertising that it gives away Frequent Traveler trips to Hawaii instead. And then there are the seating ar rangements on the planes. New York Air proudly claims it has only five seats across, while Eastern jams in its passen gers with six. Some people prefer the five-seat configuration, while others would rather sit in the six. Before the recently announced merger (actually Fexas Air. which owns New York Air, bought Eastern) we saw competitve merchandising forces at work. While prices were the same, the services were different. We the consum ers benefited from two ruthless compet itors, each determined to steal custom ers away from the other. But now we must face the prospect that New York Air and Eastern will be under the same management. What can we expect from the merger? I talked to a leading airline passenger consultant.. He said, “The good news is we have always found when two airlines merge the service inevitably goes down as the fares go up.” “What is good about that?” I he company s stock goes up and Wall Street is impressed with the prof its.” “But what about the bagels?” 1 said. “Aren’t the loyal passengers who have flown with New York Air entitled to their bagels?” “There is no need for New York Air to serve bagels il it is no longer compet ing against Eastern. And if they don't serve bagels New York Air no longer has to provide cream cheese. Without bagels and cream cheese you might as well dump the coffee out the window. Without coffee you don’t need a galley, and without the galley you can add four to six seats.” “That’s awful.” “Mergers aren’t made for people — they’re made for companies. It isn’t just New York Air that will benefit from the economies, it is also Eastern. If New York Air doesn’t serve bagels Eastern won't have to serve Danish. Both air lines no longer have to worry what the other does because they’re not compet ing anymore.” “Isn’t there a monopoly here?” “Why do you say that?” “With two airlines flying the same route we had the choice of five seats across or six, and we could leave on the half-hour or the hour, and we could opt for a bagel, a Danish or a Hershey bar.” “Nothing will change for the first six months. Then naturally the New York Air-Eastern people will have to tighten their seat belts.” “Does the merger violate the law or doesn’t it?” “It depends on how many friends you have in Washington.” “I smell a first-class antitrust viola tion.” “That’s impossible. The Reagan ad ministration would never allow it.” Art Buchwald is a columnist for the Los Angeles Times Syndicate. Mail Call Letters to the Editor should not exceed 300 words in length I he editni i.il stalTreservesi to edit letters Lor style and length hut will make e\er\ el toil to maintain the author's /ntti letter must be signed and must include the address and telephone nunihei ol the writer. Unive Not on the right side EDITOR: VViih hot, ist approac -»acl your i ■ much ei Bean help s at The Battalion Editorial Board has not come out in favor of thepolit right on a single partisan issue this semester. In the Feb. 5 issue, (“NotV Sharp”) the Editorial Board attacks both the ( IA and the Contras they? port, perhaps justifiably, but makes no mention of the oppressive Marxi gime the contras are trying to overthrow. Certainly none of the regular editorial writers Murtha, Loren Steffy or Cynthia Cay — could be d< either. Michelle cribed as This is fine! These people are entitled to voice their own opinion! free country such as ours. What concerns me is the overall balance ol Opinion Page. Visitor to this campus, knowing nothing of its strong const live background, might think af ter reading I he Battalion, that they arc liberal t.u.! nd Miners [“You mn ently use e ffigy.” spe jsue of Tex; cation.' “Fc Itric bill ■ng and (Biter use< gl cause. S B efforts Hr air cc Btly and < nyour horn mhe nexi r K take tin list and tf ay. Mark Ude, guest columnist in the Jan. 28 Battalion, wrote an artideii vor of military aid to the Contras. Since then, not one editorial hasappe in favor of the conservative view. Have we heard anvthing about then: Angola or the bloodbaths in Cambodia or Afghanistan? No, but wesurel heard all about South Africa. Gro It would be nice to hear from Bill Buckley again, but apparently,! been replaced with someone more in line with The Battalion's ownopi (i.e. Richard Cohen). opinions I believe the students of this school deserve to heat the sides of an issue. After all, is balance not part of accurate journalism? Bobby Weisman ’88 ■frqjec I < ^■ed at Tt H Hogg F the prograi pfrojecl ( Bring Ini ni/ations ii sional men said Roy da BP r °se, a Educationa the first ye; funded by l I think Cov. White has taken, with the state-wide testing programforlB^ pro chers, the wrong approach toward the qualitv-of-teaching dilemma.Teai on 8rati°n Testing one two EDITOR: need more pay, not more hassles; they need, and deserve, res—""B^ 0 ' 0 ^ kind of subtle condemnation that a “quality assurance” test gives. BesiiijReui' that’s the purpose of principals, and locally-elected school boards: Toi Countv. itor the personal level, the teaching staff of their schools and school distritt'B’Right n cal nursing Cov. White has taken the “Big Brother" approac h, trying to replaceiBfhe volt wide range of individuality and diversity allowed various regions (asi arc tra omized by their schools) under the present system, with a state-wideuniO rs ' n 8 mity. He would do what the Gramm-Rudnian Act has done to the fedeif government — centralize control, reduce the people's input to a bare mi- mum, distancing us from the apparatus which is our c oust itmional preM tive. I say the governor, too, should be given a test, on decision-making ffl example, what’s more important, money to improve the state penitenti system, or $30,000 for a playhouse for the governor’s kids. White choseil latter. And how would you choose between a major cutback in all statef grams, versus a modest state income tax? And just how eff ective do vout the governor’s teacher testing will be? Is high tear hei inoi ale and good* the classroom more vital to education, or an obtuse, i arified arrogancejS time, of course, will tell — I for one hope Cov. White’s gambit pays off. William H. Clark II Right to bear arms EDITOR: What are full automatic weapons for? What are cars that can bed™ three times the national speed limit for?. What are X-rated movies for?Vtij lies in the federal Constitution of the United States — freedom. Michelle Lowe’s Basement Arsenal article should never have gotten( the cellar. Ideas like the ones expressed in her column on Friday are besia plemented into laws through a “Five Year Plan.” Sure! I wouldn’t hunt deer with an AR-15 rifle (grossly miscalled an! because the 5.56 caliber is not sufficient to down large game. However,ml deer hunters use other rifles the military employs; the MIA, FN-FALa HK91 are all good for deer since they all use a larger caliber than the" No! You cannot buy “guns and bullets” through a magazine, itsagail the law. All firearms and ammunitions can be purchased only throughf censed dealers. Soldier of Fortune is a very good survivalists’ medium magazine. Suni valists — those people who still believe in the tradition that the far leftin^ world can destroy life as we know it. Its just unfortunate there are thostM bad apples who exploit the magazine for their own personal gain, likegui for hire and uninformed newspaper editors. Charles H. Young The Battalion (USPS 045 360) Member of Texas Press Association Southwest Journalism Conference The Battalion Editorial Board Editor Managing Editor Opinion Page Editor. City Editor News Editor Sports Editor Sttl Michelle Pi Kay Mai Loren 5 Jerry • < lailiie Andei Travis Tinfl Editorial Policy The Battalion is a non-profit, self-supporting newspaper operated as a community service to Texas AScM andBiv.m-C Station. 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