I —2— laanodiod im Decembers, 1985 3 POTPOURRI This page's stories will vary from week to week. This week, Gregory Hines talks about himself and his new starring role in "White Hights," James Michener's latest book is big (not only is it about the big state of Texas but it's 1,096 pages long), and 40 percent of U.S. households watch TV evangelists. CATHY RELY 4 From the desk of Cathy & Walter WALTER SMITH It's been seven months since we started out as co-editors and our time to leave has finally come. We bid all farewell and good luck as we go out into the ''real world." AY BLINDERMAN 5 Embellishments create an undercover look at Police Beat Our writer's imagination takes a behind-the-scenes look at some bizarre, but semi-factual Police Beat items from The Battalion. PENELOPE ODE 6 Is Nothing Sacred? The staff gleefully assassinates the sacred cows of Texas A&M. PENELOPE ode 8 AU THE LIES THAT ARE FIT TO PRINT More sacred cows bite the dust. , ^ _ ^..1 ^ i- • Every culture or comnauriity has its sacred cows, whether it be the real thing tn India or tradition at Texas A&M. But people shouldn always take themselves seriously, so :n 'his, our last issue, we decided to prod and poke a few of those sacred cows. At first we were a little hesitant be cause of A&M's tradition 0. upholding traditions — the love-it-or-ieave-it men tality runs deep. Buj sometimes, looking at something in a <±;:erent light gives a whole new perspective, whether strengthening a feeling or changing an opinion. It's only through an examination of one's own folly that man can better himself. Our guest columnist Penelope Ode offered to undertake this vast venture, with research assistants Jay Blinder- man, Mary Cox, Karl Pallmeyer and Tncia Parker contributing. Penelope worked closely with all of us to choose some sacred uows to ex amine. We decided we d all look around us, trying to take a different look at everyday events. We came up with quite a mixture of pokes ranging from relatively subtle nudges to almost tacky jabs. We may have missed a few obvious ones or included a few obscure ones, but we picked the cows that were grazing near us. We don't intend to offend anyone, and any resemblance to, or likeness of, anyone living or dead is purely coin cidental (for the most part). In addition to poking a tew cows, Jay Blinderman takes a look at Police Beat. If you've ever read those blurbs, you '11 believe in the old adage ':hat truth is stranger than fiction. But the blurbs only scratch the surface, so Jay set out to uncover the behind-the-scenes story. He looks at a real Police Beat item and embellishes it (adds fanciful or fictitous details, sort of like what the National Enquirer does). Since this is the last issue we will be co-editing, we decided to leave on a rather light topic. If you don't find the jabs and pokes of your sacred cows very funny, feel free to write us and let us know. We probably will be grad uated and moved by the time your let ter gets to the At Ease desk, but at least you'll have the enjoyment of releasing some pent-up frustrations. Which hap pens to be exactly what we did with this issue. — at ease co-editors KARL ALLMEYER 10 RECORD REVIEWS A look at the compilation album "Television's Greatest Hits" and the Artists United Against Apartheid's "Sun City." WENDY JOHNSON 11 'King Solomon's Mines' misses cinematic pay dirt Not even Richard Chamberlain can save this cheap "Raiders" remake. Mines’ gets a one out of five. at ease staff Co-editors Cathy Riely Waiter Smith Writers Jay Blinderman V1ary Cox Wendy Johnson Inc a Parker Photographer BJ Hughes