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Trick car paint.
Give your friends a break from the
law with this special car paint that
will render all police radar guns
useless. Make great time on road
trips without the worry of tickets.
The Personal Pachyderm.
The perfect gift for the senior who has everything.
A great graduation gift also. Can't you just see
the lucky guy or girl riding around town on an el
ephant. This mode of transportation would make
them the life of every party in town. Think of the
money they'd save on gas. A must for the animal
lover in your life.
Now you see it....
Introducing the disap
pearing car. Imagine the
look on the tow trucker's
face when your car van
ishes just as he's hooking
it up to be hauled away.
Your personalized remote
beeper retrives your car
from limbo instantly. This
gift's so handy, you'll
probably want to save it
for yourself.
Tasteful Aggie Souvenirs.
You've probably been to the
bookstores, and left disappointed
because there's no memorabilia
was worth its weight in plastic. The
stuff in the stores now is bought only
by zealous former students and visit
ing relatives up for home games.
Call Aggie Ronco today for your free
gift catalog of tasteful Aggie souve
nirs. Harvard on the Brazos par-
phemalia also available.
A personal tow truck and staff parking space.
These make a super gift. Now your friend can park in the designated spot of his
or her choice and have the pleasure of towing away illegally parked cars. Or
you can go on a vengeance hunt with this source of supreme power.
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