A Wednesday, January 16, 1985AThe Battalion/Page 5 semes- the fa re rej- this A&M ' A laughing situation for College Station A Good Humor Bar opens By KATHERINE P. HURT Staff Writer Tuesday was a night of firsts for A Good Humor Bar — College Sta tion’s first comedy bar in Culpepper Plaza. The first joke on its first night of existence? Jeff Schilling, master of ceremonies for the evening and co owner of A Good Humor Bar with his wife Marty and Tracy and Edgar Carlson, opened the snow, asking the audience, "Did everyone have a good day? I did, I saw a Bryan cop car with a flat tire ... really made my day.” Ray Martinez, the first comedian Schilling introduced, owns a comedy club in Houston, the Comedy Show case, and has been working with Schilling for years. Addressing fe male egotism, to the chagrin of men in the crowd, Martinez lauded the superiority of women. \ On the average, women have a higher intelligence level and a higher tolerance of pain — after all, who has the babies? — Martinez asked. Women are also better driv ers he said — they can apply makeup and maneuver a car at the same time. The next guest, Ray Chapa from Los Angeles, deservedly earned more applause than his predecessor. He opened with a string of long words, such as “presumptuous” and “exude,” telling the largely college- aged audience to “look them up.” The most memorable part of his act was an erotic mating scene be tween two random members of the crowd that he ficticiously inter- K reted with his clarinet. 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