"Tirs^Presbyte Page 10/The Battalion/Thursday, September 13, 1984 1100 Carter Creek Parkway, Bryan 823-8073 Dr. Robert Leslie, Pastor Rev. John McGarey, Associate Pastor SUNDAY: Worship at 8:30AM & 11:00AM Church Schoof at 9:30AM College Class at 9:30AM IBusfromTAMU Krueger/Dunn 9:lOAM Northgate 9:15AMI Youth Meeting at 5:00PM Nursery: All Events U LL .IL ■ ■ ■ i ijr MSC College Bowl “The Varsity Sport of the Mind” Registration Now Open Applications Available in Room 216, MSC 2 FOR $12 SALE ON ANY $8.98 or $9.49 CASSETTE or LP fRtt BRINKS ANB C00B TMCS! EVERY FRIDAY CULPEPPER PLAZA 0SU victory softens blow of Miami loss United Press International KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Head football coach Jimmy Johnson may have had some second thoughts about leaving Oklahoma State last spring for the University of Miami after reading his Sunday morning paper. Johnson’s defending national champion Hurricanes lost their No. 1 rating last Saturday when they fell to Michigan, 22-14. But Johnson got a chance to smile the next morning when he read that his old team, Ok lahoma State, had humiliated No. 13 Arizona State, 45-3, on the road in its opener Saturday night. “Jimmy called me Sunday morn ing and said that seeing our score took some of the shock off him los ing his ball game,” said Pat Jones, who was elevated from Johnson’s staff to the head coaching position at Oklahoma State. Jones had previously served on staffs of Frank Broyles, Ron Meyer and Jackie Sherrill in addition to Johnson before getting his head coaching break at the Big Eight school. His debut earned his Cow boys the No. 14 rating in the UPI ratings and Jones was named UPI Coach of the Week Wednesday. “I don’t know if we’re that good or if Arizona State played that poorly,” Jones said. “It’s confusing. I thought we could win the ball game but I thought it would be down to the wire. “The funny thing is that we could have had a couple more touchdowns very easily. We kicked three field goals after we got into four-down territory. We fumbled a screen pass in their end and Jamie Harris dropped a touchdown pass while it was still a ball game. Their cor- nerback slipped and the pass hit Ja mie right in the heart. He could have gone 50 yards with it.” The score may have surprised Jones. It was the most points scored against the Sun Devils since Wash ington State scored 51 in 1978. But Jones certainly wasn’t surprised by the outcome. He inherited 16 start ers from a 1983 team that went 8-4, including a Bluebonnet Bowl victory over Baylor “We didn’t change a whole lot,” Jones said, “but we executed better than I thought we might for an opening ball game. There wasn’t that usual first-game confusion. We didn’t have any motion or offside penalties. We didn’t play a perfect game by any stretch of the imagina tion and I don’t know if anyone can. But I’d like to keep working in that direction.” Rodney Harding started things off for Oklahoma State by returning an interception 36 yards for a touch down 2 ‘A minutes into the game. Tailbacks Shawn Jones and Charles Crawford went on to rush for 100 yards apiece, Larry Roach kicked three field goals and quarterback Rusty Hilger completed 9-of-17 passes for 138 yards and a touch down to finish the rout. LORDS AND LADIES: Experience the 10th Annual Texas Renaissance festival. Held from 9:00AM 'til dark on its site in the beautiful wooded area north of Houston, and west of Conroe, Texas, the festival wilftransport you back to the 16th Century for a day of fun and frolic. See jousting knights, buxom wenches, the Royal falconer, wander ing minstrels, comic and Shake spearean players, Robin Hood's Merry Men and much more.... Try your luck at one of the games: Skittles, Bocce Ball, Jacob's Ladder, fencing, Archery and more...Gorge yourself with a Giant Turkey Leg and a tankard of beer, A Gyro Sandwich, Empanada, fryed Cheese. Pizza Hapoli, Appyle Dumpling and more ...Examine the best wares created by fine craftsmen and artists from throughout the land...Take in the races at the Hewmarket Race Track and watch as glassblowers and blacksmiths demonstrate their skills... Celebrate the 10th Anniversary at the new Import Beer Gardensl And indulge dining and entertainment fantasies by joining in the KIHG'S fEAST. (Call (7L3) 356-3002 for feast details & reservations. Tickets are $10 (adults) and $5 (children 5-12) at the gate. Children under 5 admitted free. Prices include enter tainment free parking, plus all events at Hewmarket Race Track and Arena. Discount Tickets available at all Eagle. Geriands, and Brookshire food Markets and participating Canon Dealers. Or just clip the coupon and order advance tickets before September 30th and save $1.00 per ticket. Advance tickets good for any one festival date., Ticucrs AVAILABLE AT ALL Coke ®^ aN - From Houston: Take 1-45 north, turn left on 105, turn left on 1774 at Plantersville and drive 6 miles to Site no PETS PLEASE. Canon 6 Tickets available at campus box office. YE OLDE coupon Enclose check or money order and self-addressed stamped envelope. Mail to: Texas Renaissance Festival, Route 2. Box 650, Plantersville, TX 77363. Or call (713) 356-2178 for more Information. Adult tickets_ Children 5-12. Feast x $9.00 = . x $4.00 = . x $40.00 = . Total enclosed $. Hame Address. City . State. Zip. Offer expires 9/30/84 Battalion September 13, 1984 TANK M C NAMARA® by Jeff Millar & Bill Hinds ^T£MPb0\RY ue4TiM& UUOCM ? THf W0£LC?Sq?l£S> A3 AXU££H&LC TO AS MANV WS / RESPECT Thl£T(?AC7iTiOKJ A / Of RAV GME& iKlOjiCAGO. 1 6UTTh\E SERIES SELOHGG / AU* AMlEg/GANS- iiH nift Umpires need thick skins and good eyes By JAN PERRY Sports Writer Kill the umpire! Kill the um pire! Jeering fans coupled with non stop travel for most of the year can be a very volatile mixture for any would be major league base ball umpire to deal with. Undaunted, hundreds of young men and women are still determined to become big league umpires. Stranger still, is the presence of two men both of whom happen to be from the Southwest and who want to become major league um pires. The odds of two men living within 100 miles of each other and both seeking an professional umpiring career are about as rare as right-handed First baseman. Chuck Sadowski graduated from the University of Texas in May with a degree in French, and is currently working as a College Station chauffeur to raise the nec essary funds for an umpiring school. Tony Dworaczyk, a University of Houston geology student, is working for the government to earn money to attend the Joe Brinkman Umpiring School in Orlando, Fla., beginning in Jan. The umpiring school, which is held once a year, is a combination fun-camp and concentration camp. The students get hands-on ex perience in umpiring baseball games, that’s the fun part. But these prospective umpires also have to attend classes during the day and the night. “You really have to know your rule book,” Dworaczyk said. “I’ve been studying it about 8 months.” He said the majority of little league managers and coaches and some high school and college coaches don’t know the rule book very well. This ignorance of the rules causes most of the unnec- cessary arguing on the field. Sadowski, who spends most of his spare time umpiring for the local little league, said the parents of baseball players are more trou ble than the coaches. He said the parents heckle the umpires both during and after the game, leading to some un pleasant scenes. Most minor league um pires only receive two days off during their entire season, compared to two paid weeks of vacation (during the baseball sea son) for major league um pires. But, Sadowski and Dworaczyk know what’s ahead of them. They know about unruly fans and the constant travel. Their modivation is simple. “I love baseball,” Sadowski said. “I’m by no means the most gifted athlete, so by umpiring I can be a part of baseball.” Sadowski started umpiring when he was a junior in high school and he’s been hooked ever since. Dworczyk got his start a little differently. He was a catcher for his high school team and got a taste for being behind the plate. According to Dworczyk, an ex catcher would have an advantage over umpires without any playing experience. “It helps behind the plate if you know what the catcher does,” Dworczyk said. “A catcher knows how to not flinch his eyes. “If the catcher sees it (the ball) pop up, the umpire will probably miss it because he flinched his eyes,” he said. “You need to learn to keep your eyes open.” Learning how to keep from blinking is not something they can teach at the umpire school. It’s something only experience can teach. The professional umpires at the school do teach the students how to project their voices and make base and plate calls and are evaluated on how well they per form. Prosective umpires are also evaluated by the 15-member staff on their physical appearance, playjudgement, and their perfor mance with the pitching machine. No, they don’t have to go to batting practice. The umpires use the pitching machine to learn the strike zone better. f If the student receives good evaluations in all of the catego ries, he may he picked up by the minor leagues. The minor leagues consist of three divisions — AAA, AA, A — with single A at the bottom of the heap. The usual pattern umpire school graduates f ollow is to start at the bottom and work their way up to the major leagues. Some graduates, however, have been nown to jump directly to AAA. $ Both Dworczyk and Sadowski said the Brinkman school does not guarantee its students jobs upon graduation. However, the school does give its students T- shirts when they graduate, Dworczyk said. But with the chance of earning $75,000 a year plus $97-a-day for expenses on the horizon, both men are willing to take a chance. All the school requires of its students is that they l>e of rea sonable weight and have good eyesight, with or without correc tive lenses. “You have to lie of ‘reasonable weight’ to go to their school, but those guys you see on TV all look like they weigh over 400 pounds,” Dworczyk said. Sadowski, who wears contact lenses now, said he was never hassled for wearing glasses on the field. The student also must have a high school diploma or equivalent and he able to pay the $1,355 for tuition and room and board. Even with the good salary, an umpire’s life is not for everyone. “If you’re young you ought to do it (go to umpire school) before you get tied down with marriage and all that other foolishness,” Dworczyk said. Sadowski agreed with Dworc zyk about the possibility of mar riage getting in the way of an um pire career. “I wouldn’t get married if I was an umpire unless I was damned sure I was going to have a strong marriage,” he said. “If you want to learn a lot about umpiring you go to the school,” Sadowski said. “It’s the only way to make it into big league baseball. ” "A V ' \ / > /)!i ^ ^ ; „ ;i WARDROBE SALE a SAVE 40% - 70% on ★ Dress Shoes ★ Unique Espadrilles ★ Bright Sandals ★ Casual Flats Bass 9West Nina Garolini Look Great and Save! ★ Cotton and Linen Dresses ★ Separates ★ Swimwear ★ Cotton Sweaters ★ Jeans and Shirts Nicole Miller Calvin Klein Peter Mui Paula Saker Kate Foxcraft Patti Cappalli Sale ends Sat., Sept. 15 Shala’s Culpepper Plaza