F . Opinion Page 2/The Battalion/Friday, April 6, 1984 A campus divided by tracks can stand The Regents are talking about mov ing the railroad tracks that divide the Texas A&M campus in two. The Battalion Editorial Board thinks the regents are trying to kill an ant with an atomic bomb. The trains aren’t causing a problem severe enough to warrant such a drastic — and expensive — measure. Dodging trains isn’t a major concern of students. Instead, complaints about the divided campus seem to center on the inconvenience to students who have classes on both ends of the cam- side of campus who may be awakened by the rumble of the trains. Actually, the cars on Wellborn Road pose a greater danger to students. pus. The main problem is the distance between the extreme ends of the cam pus. It’s unreasonable for a student to be scheduled for a 9 a.m. class at the Kleberg Animal and Food Science Center on the west campus and a 10 a.m. class at Zachry Engineering Cen ter. It’s next to impossible to dash across campus in the 10 minutes be tween the back-to-back classes and make it to class in a good frame of mind for absorbing knowledge. But that’s just what has happened to students in past semesters. They didn’t complain about the trains. Most stu dents manage to cross the railroad tracks without getting hit. Since the train tracks are busiest during the late night, most of Texas A&M is not adversely affected by their presence — except for a few light sleepers in dormitories on the north One possible remedy that deserves serious consideration is increased in tra-campus shuttle service. Perhaps even closing the main campus to traffic and restricting parking to the outer (and larger) lots around campus should be considered. This solution would kill two birds with one stone — alleviating the congested parking situa tion and allowing easier and safer pe destrian traffic. The only substantiated reason for moving the tracks has to do with the possibility of a train derailment. If a train carrying toxic materials derailed, Aggies as well as College Station resi dents would be injured. The possibility isn’t as remote as it seems. A little over a year ago a train derailed, dumping a load of beer rather than dangerous chemicals. If the tracks are to stay here, they must be maintained so derailments don’t occur. But changing the location of the tracks just to create an illusion of a central non-divided campus is a waste of money. — The Battalion Editorial Board Paperback romances: Porn, smut or fantasy? By ART BUCHWALD Columnist for The Los Angeles Times Syndicate I am always leery of anyone who starts messing around with the First Amendment, whether it be textbook censors in Texas, or militant women lib bers in Minnesota. Recently some women in Minneapolis managed to get a city ordinance passed banning “pornography” and making -those who sold it or exhibited it subject -to lawsuits. Their argument was that pornography degrades women and de- -prives them of their civil rights. Fortunately the bill was vetoed by the -mayor. I say fortunately because once you •start down the road of making booksel- •lers liable for what they sell, you run into the problem of where degradation Stops and mind-boggling romance takes Over. (For further evidence see your fa vorite soap opera). The hottest item in the publishing business these days is the paperback “ro mance novel.” They sell in the millions, and purveyors of these kinds of books will tell you they are almost all bought by women. I don’t know if these degrade women x>r not, but all of the romance novels re quire men to “sweep women off their feet” and aggressively persuade the her- ^'oine, against her better judgement, to allow her blood to say “yes” when her bead says “no.” A recent paperback published by Put nam’s titled “The Romance Writers’ Phrase Book,” by Jean Kent and Can dace Shelton, arrived on my desk while I was thinking about the Minneapolis ^ordinance. It provides 3,000 descriptive “tags” that people writing romance novels : *:ould use to jazz up their writing. : Here are a few examples that could ibe considered degrading to women, but are very helpful in appealing to that large female audience which eats the ro mance novel up like peanuts. I couldn’t include the ones that are inappropriate for a family newspaper. “It was flesh against flesh, man against woman.” “She shattered into a million glowing stars.” “She lay drowned in a floodtide of the liberation of her mind and body.” “While he would merely be filling a moment of physical desire, she would be allowing him to tear apart her soul.” “She yielded to the searing need which had been building for months.” “Her body began to vibrate with liq uid fire.” “She kissed him with a hunger that belied her outward calm.” “She buried her face against the corded muscles of his chest.” “Her knees were weakened by the quivering of her limbs.” “In her haste to reassure him she went too far.” I guess you have the idea. If the Minneapolis ordinance had gone into effect, the sellers of romance novels would be in the same jeopardy as those who handle the raunchy mag azines and books usually sealed in cello phane. No matter how noble their cause, the women of Minneapolis can’t use civil rights as a reason for stopping someone from publishing books about sex. The reason is quite simple. One wom an’s pornography is another woman’s fantasy. I am absolutely against degrading the American woman. At the same time, as a First Amendment buff, I feel her civil rights are far more threatened by city ordinance than by “degrading” books that could possibly help her have a nice day. The Battalion USPS 045 360 Member of Texas Press Association Southwest Journalism Conference Editor Rebeca Zimmermann IPniirv Managing Editor John Wagner City Editor Patrice Koranek Letters to the Editor should not exceed 300 Assistant City Editors Kathleen Hart, words in length. The editorial staffreserves the Stephanie Ross right to edit letters for style and length but will News Editor Tracey Taylor make every effort to maintain the author’s in- Assistant News Editors Susan Talbot, tent. 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United Press International is entitled exclu sively to the use for reproduction of all news dis patches credited to it. Rights of reproduction of all other matter herein reserved. Second class postage paid at College Station, TX 77843. THIS IS ATTORNEY GENERAL PBIGNATM I KNOW I'M IN HEREANP IVEGoTMMM PROSECUTOR ' C( 0 h< United CHIC/ Copycat t: ;oods spr [Mfsdas Girl Scou halted thi were also of India while loc cials invt 150 tam stales. At Letters AUSTD Mi Phil C andidale hursday tance rec< louse coll :eking the In a t< his roin ramni su ion Paul ; Reasons for restrictions Editor: This letter is in response to Kevin Klein’s letter in the April 5 Battalion concerning visitation restrictions. As a resident adviser I would like to try to ex plain why there are rules restricting visi tation. The Housing Office did not make vis itation rules just to make dorm life a little more unbearable. The rules are there, in fact, to make dorm life more bearable as a whole. Without these rules, too many people would take ad vantage of the situation by locking their roommates out for the night, or at least keeping them up late. These rules were not set for moral reasons but in consideration for stu dents’ privacy. Maybe you or I would not cause any problems, but you can bet that many would. Even with visitation restrictions this is a problem. I’m not saying that you are wrong in your opin ion, Mr. Klein, only that the rules were set for good reasons. I would also like to suggest that you take a look around at more colleges and universities and their visitation restric tions. You will find that ours are quite lax. Many dorms require that visitors be signed in and out and many allow no visitors at all. In fact, it is a small mi nority that have no restrictions at all. On a final note, Texas A&M is striv ing to be a world class university acade mically. Dorm visitation has nothing to do with academics. Isn’t it about time we quit using this phrase out of context? John Roark Class of ’85 I do not want to be a mediocre tea cher, nor merely an adequate one. Rather, I wish to be an excellent teacher with imagination and insight. Leslie M. Brinkman Class of ’85 Editor’s note: This letter was accompa nied by 24 signatures. tain honor. It also makes a veryp news item for The Battalion. Former students also deserve recognition Editor: I extend my most sincere congratula tions to Miss Lashawn Wardlaw for be ing chosen Miss Rodeo T exas. I am very happy for her and proud that a student from Texas A&M has been chosen to serve in such an honored capacity. T he purpose of this letter is to point out an error in. the article which ap peared in The Battalion March 29 per taining to Miss Wardlaw. T he article proclaimed her to be “the first Aggie to win the Miss Rodeo Texas title.” I realize that it is exciting when one of our fellow students makes a break through for Texas A&M and becomes the first from our ranks to receive a cer- lent Han< : absent ote on the ral budge “I’m bac However, by making an erroiw hportani statement like the one previouslym bnalsessi tioned we take away all the crediti as not e; those students who have received same honor in the past. Offhand, I can think of three worn from T exas A&M — Leslie Wal Kelly McFlhanon, and Lisa Hensari — who served as Miss Rodeo Texas years past and were students herewl they were chosen. I once again extend my congrai tions to Miss Wardlaw. John Ragli ere alone. The for aid his sta: (tendance ante cln ionths. Paul was ent of tin ance wa: nly 5.fi t : Class oil Host oft h« n Texas. Belgians multi-lingua Hance ront-runn irueger a loggett ii ’'aid’s ch Iranim an nan Rob \ Gramm tased on 1 Editor: It seems incredible that anyone go to Belgium and see nothing theret cept the problems — real as they are caused by the bilingualism of the coin ei ■ ILL01 try, especially since so many Belgiif nc j U( j c can communicate not only in Fren and Flemish, but in English as well Jeannine Lust Slouch by Jim Earle Educators dedicated Editor: I have observed a phenomenon on the Texas A&M campus with which I should like to take issue. Specifically, I refer to the way in which the field of ed ucation as an area of serious study is denigrated and automatically relegated to a state just above illiteracy. Though it may come as something of a shock to some, business acumen is not the exclusive property of business ma jors, nor is the ability to plan with fore sight a trait found only in engineers. Incredibly, it is possible for an indi vidual to possess the aforementioned traits as well as a few' others, such as cre ativity and idealism, and decide to be come a teacher. In our society, we have become inured to the crassness of materialism, and many of us have fallen into a trap of thinking that a person who doesn’t opt for a money-making career is a failure, i.e. “Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach.” I heartily disagree with this narrow concept of teaching, and I am absolutely convinced that the field of education can offer the most rewarding and stimu lating careers possible. It is an opportu nity to explore human potential. ‘It’s not much, but it is an option. United 1 loth caiii fitclerdogs nimary c otes. Gramm Ring Darn every stu Make yoi gettable it Formal or Formal V largest sel for men where, a strain a sti Especially were offi any In-S e 'n F on ar from Al's Please br these ve counts. A and Bride put our thing wee