l-J-L L.A V Music notes LIU | Friday, February 17, T<984 3 By LOUIS HILGARTNER Staff Columnist I've had it. Every time I turn around, an other manufacturer is claiming to be the official something-or- other for the 1984 Olympics. This is to let you all know that I have proclaimed this column the OFFICIAL MUSIC COL UMN FOR THE 1984 OLYM PICS. Actually, revenge is not my only motive. There is a music story in Sarajevo. It seems that ABC (the official television station for the Olym pics) has hired John Denver as a special musician/reporter. Yes, the same John Denver that gave us the immortal quote "Faaar out!" and songs about moun tains and trees now is a sports reporter. Denver has written a theme song for the Olympics, and will be interviewing both the athletes and the common folk that have made their pil grimages to the Games. Faaar out. Now that I've gotten that out of my system, let's get down to business. In case you can't read, or haven't bothered to notice, this is Leap Year. Leap Year is unique in a mu sical sense in that, unlike most other holidays (if you can call Feb. 29 a holiday), it hasn't inspired anyone to write songs about it. Through the ages, there have been lots of songs written about various holidays or special times of the year. ABC sports musician/reporter John Denver wrote a whole sec tion of tunes for his "Rocky Mountain High" album ded icated to the different seasons. Titled "Season Suite," the songs really do kind of give you the feeling of whatever season it is he's singing about. The Beach Boys immortalized summer. It doesn't matter if there's six feet of snow outside, once you slap on a Beach Boys record, it's time to put on some shorts and a Hawaiian shirt and start wax ing up your surfboard. While Valentine's Day doesn't have any songs written about it specifically, the theme of the day — love — has inspired poets and songwriters for thousands of years. Without a doubt, the reigning champion of seasonal music is Christmas. What would the holidays be like without Rudolph, Frosty, the Grinch and all the beautiful carols we have sung since day one? Let's face it, if Bruce "the Boss" Springsteen can sing "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" every Christmas, there must be someone, somewhere, who could write a tune about Leap Day that Bruce can sing when he goes on tour in the spring. You would think a day as special as Leap Day would at least have a little ditty written about it. On the other hand, I am told there is an error of .373 minutes between the calendar and the solar year and I guess that's more than enough to wipe out any chances for a song Leap Day might otherwise have had. I guess Leap Day is the Rod ney Dangerfield of special days: It doesn't get any respect. That kind of puzzles me. After all, it only happens in the official year of the Olym pics. Other note-worthy tips: Can you make a career in mu sic without being a rock star? Guitar Player magazine pub lisher Jim Crockett has con ducted seminars on this subject and has come up with more than 75 alternative occupations for both guitarists and "mirror stars." Suggestions include careers as a recording engineer, music historian, patent advisor or in strument designer. You don't necessarily have to be a musi cian to have a job in the music industry. If you want more in formation, there are several in formative books you can read including "The Music Business: Career Opportunities And Self- Defense" by Dick Weissman. You also can write Crockett do Guitar Player Magazine, 20085 Steven's Creek, Cupertino, CA. 95014; or you can call me in the At Ease department of the Bat talion (845-3312) Monday, Wednesday, or Friday between 11a.m. and 1 p.m. In a recent interview on the Global Satellite Network's "Rock Line," a weekly radio show where listeners can call and talk to their favorite musi cians, Ozzy Osbourne was asked about the possibility of releasing any old studio tapes of the late Randy Rhoads, for mer guitarist for Ozzy's band. Ozzy replied that although he had met all the necessary legal requirements, there would not be any release of those tapes for a long time. This was out of re spect for Rhoads, Ozzy said. "That guy was dear to me," he commented. Osbourne said filming for his latest video from his new album "Bark At The Moon" would be gin in a few weeks. You can see Ozzy Osbourne, with special guests Motley Crue and Wasted, tonight at the Summit in Houston. Queen has a new album on the way and it should be find ing its way into music stores in a couple of weeks. The advance single "Radio Gaga" is begin ning to get some airplay. The last I heard, the album is to be titled "The Works." CONCERTS: Michael Schenker... Tuesday night... at Cardi's in Houston. Formerly of UFO and Scor pions, Schenker is one of the foremost rock guitarists in the world. The Motels ... Sun., Feb. 26 ... at Night Moves in Houston. Break out the skinny ties and the polka-dot shirts, the Motels are bringing their brand of new- wave to Night Moves in Hous ton. My only question is "How do they plan to keep the place in one piece?!" Entertainment Singer-songwriter will perform here rifd ' KiUHiil* ■ : ■ ■ * ♦ Businesswoman, loving mother of two children and prime singer/songwriter Anne Murray will be performing Thursday night in G. Rollie White Coliseum. Murray is one of Canada's fa mous musical exports. In 1980 she was named as the Canadian Recording Industry's female artist of the decade for her many talents in the studio. The winner of 19 Juno Awards, the Canadian equivalent to the Grammy, Murray is without a doubt the country's most suc cessful songwriter. Murray has done well in this country also. In 1967, after working in va rious night clubs and coffee houses, Murray was on tele vision in a nationwide broad cast. Her blonde, girl-next-door image helped her popularity grow, and by 1968 she released her first album. What About Me?. Her next step was to sign with Capitol Canada, but two albums with the company brought little notice to the singer. Murray's big break came in 1970 with the release of "Snow bird." The tune advanced to number one on both America's country and pop charts, and es tablished Murray as a talent to be reckoned with. In November of that year she became the first Canadian woman to sell over a million copies of a single in the U.S. More albums soon followed, including Talk It Over In The Morning and You Won't See Me. Her singles included "Send a Little Love My Way," "Dan ny's Song" and "Love Song," for which she received her first Grammy as best female vocal ist. Anne Murray will be per forming in G. Rollie White Col iseum on Thursday, Feb. 23, at 8 p.m. Mime will roller-skate into town Sometimes he is dressed shabbily, sometimes nice, but when his apparel is combined with roller skates people ask, "Who is that guy?" f "That guy" is Tim Settimi, a mime who will perform Wednesday in Rudder Theater as a presentation of MSC Base ment. Settimi's talents span from the classic style of Marcel Marceau, to newer types of en tertainment such as ventrilo quism and comedy. Settimi broke into show busi ness while attending Western Illinois University by perform ing in a rock band for clubs and fraternity parties. After college he studied at the prestigious Pocket Mime Theater in Boston, where he developed many of the characters that are a major part of his show. He then began touring at colleges across the nation. Settimi has become one of the most popular performers on the college circuit, performing to over 75 colleges a year, where he has appeared as an opening act for Steve Martin, REO Speedwagon and others. As a mime, Settimi has been able to hold his own against mains tream comics in contests like the Atlanta Laff-Off seen on Showtime. He also has made appearances on PM Magazine and with Tim Conway in his feature film. The Prize Fighter. One of Settimi's most distin guishing features is his roller skating antics prior to his con certs. At A&M he will be skat ing in the MSC fountain area, the fountain by the Harrington Building and in front of Sbisa Dining Hall. Settimi also plays the guitar and flute and sings during his concerts. He has choreo graphed several productions ana is an accomplished acrobat. Tickets for his show are $4 and are on sale at the MSC Box Office.