Texas A&M The Battalion Sports Friday, October 14,1983/The Battalion/Page 13 ^ J Nov; 'rioles' hitters are ew Three Stooges § United Press International ^BALTIMORE — For years, lelas he Three Stooges have 11 lade everyone laugh, tail KThey’re still doing it, but by tSitr he time the World Series is I it: ivei, the Philadelphia Phillies causi lay never care to look at them lain .gam. alveMThe Three Stooges — i t Moe, Larry and Curly — were dultjmong Hollywood’s funniest II -omedians back in the 40s and . ?0s. They have never passed thjpmpletely from public con- Misness because their films > ire shown on TV from time to ■e and still are enjoyed by VY' ^lerely out of a chance off- Rd comment by Ken Single- 'Pon, they have been born y^igain with the Baltimore ■oles. Only instead of Moe, ■ry and Curly, their names ow are Rich Dauer, Todd >u/ and Rick Dempsey, the tarn's seventh, eighth and jinth-place hitlers during the egnlar season. ■Over that stretch, they did ot frighten any of the pitch- ■dinurs in the league with their mofaats. Cruz hit .199, Dempsey Mi«i31 and Dauer was high man latamong the trio with his .235 mhlfiire. ey skM'hey’re not exactly tearing stanihe pitchers apart in post- :a$on competition either. Binting the four playoff st2i[ anu s with the White Sox and I Mishe fwo World Series contests diet; ith the Phillies so far, Dauer Yfe'at .048, Cruz at .136 and ieont»enipsey at .176. ■put the three of them cer- ■y made their presence felt ^Wednesday night’s 4-1 win ise 1J :Br the Phillies that enabled te Orioles to square the SWorld Series at one game MSt itjjiece. t,ciei^\ r ith the Orioles trailing 1- lyd'in the fifth inning, John ootlcowenstein, who isn’t consi- lseei%ed one of the Orioles opfooges because he’s too good :xp J[ hitter, homered over the centerfield wall off Charles Hudson to tie the score 1-1. Dauer singled sharply to left. Cruz, attempting to sacri fice, was credited with a bunt single when Joe Morgan hesi tated in covering first, forcing Mike Schmidt to pump twice before throwing. Dempsey followed with a double off the right field wall, scoring Dauer and sending Cruz to third. Cruz came home with the third run of the inning on Mike Boddicker’s sacrifice fly. Quite naturally, The Three Stooges came in for a lot 6f attention after the game because they were the catalysts in the Orioles’ game-winning Instead of Moe, Larry and Curly, their names now are Rich Dauer, Todd Cruz and Rick Dempsey, the team’s seventh, eighth and ninth- place hitters during the regular season. rally. Now, everyone wanted to know who gave them their name. “I guess I started it,” con fessed Singleton, laughingly. Singleton, who was the Orioles’ regular designated hitter, hasn’t gotten a chance appear in the World Series yet because the DH isn’t being used this year, explained how he came up with the designa tion for Dauer, Cruz and De mpsey following a meeting he had with Orioles manager Joe Altobelli near the end of the season. Altobelli wanted to compli ment him on the fine year he had and at the same time he wanted to break the news to Singleton as gently as he couldn’t expect to see very much action in the World Series. “Joe called me in the office and said, ‘You had a great year hitting sixth,”’ said the big switch-hitting Mount Vernon, N.Y. native. “Joe said, ‘We need a patient hitter in that spot, so it wasn’t easy to drive in 85 runs.’ He appreciated what I did for him.” When Singleton left Altobelli’s office he told De mpsey about his meeting with the Orioles’ manager, but pur posely embellished it a bit. “I told Dempsey it wasn’t easy hitting sixth with the Three Stooges behind me,” Singleton said, laughing some more. At first, Dempsey, who takes pride in his hitting even though he’s no Johnny Bench with the bat, did not appreci ate Singleton’s sense of humor. He was teed off, as a matter of fact, and he made his unhappiness known. For all of two minutes. Cruz, Dauer and Dempsey now are enjoying the pub licity. “I’m Curly,” Cruz elabo rated to newsmen. “Dempsey is Moe and Dauer is Larry. When (Mike) Boddicker drove in that run against the Phillies in the fifth with his sacrifice fly, he came back to the bench and said to Single- ton, T wanna be Shemp now.’ Singy told him he can’t be be cause he makes too much con tact.” All three of the Stooges are taking the whole thing in good fun. They’re not mad at Sing leton at all, and that includes Dempsey. “To be realistic, he did have a pretty good year,” admitted the Orioles’ receiv er. “I don’t call what he calls me, as long as he doesn’t call me collect. I won’t accept it.” verlj 1 ten ake A Good Look! Look Us Over! YOUR LOCAL FULL SERVICE LAUNDRY 3702 S. COLLEGE AVE. BRYAN 846-2872 Conditioned! LAUNDRY f ri Wash-Dry & Fold/7 Days/Wk Attendants on Duty 8:OOAM-9:OOPM Dry Cleaning Pick-up 7 Days/Wk, 8AM-9PM 55 Washers 8c 27 Big Double Load Dryers Doubly Load Washers Huge 35 lb. 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But after a week of practice that Teaff calls, “the toughest week we’ve had all year,” a three- hour game against any team would be a relief. “It’s been a hard week for them (team),” Teaff said, “but we’ve accomplished a lot in prac tice and we’ve had an excellent week. “We gave them Monday off and since then we’ve been in full pads every day. We’re going to be in full pads again today (Thursday) and Friday.” Teaff said he thinks the reason the Bears have re sponded so well in practice and are well prepared for Saturday’s game is because the weather has cooled considerably in Waco. “It did something to them (players),” he said. “I guess itjust makes them feel like they’re sup posed to be playing football now. 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