Page 6B/The BattalionAThursday, March 31, 1983 [FARMERS MARKET 500 OFF of your choice: ANY SUB on the Menu! expires 4/6/83 Limit 3 per coupon I Coupon not valid with any other coupon or special. 846-6428 329 University — Northgate Laugh business tough for Christian Religion, comedy mix on stage United Press International HOUSTON — One of the toughest jobs in the world, as any stand-up comic can attest, is to step out onto a stage all by yourself and try to get a laugh from a nightclub audience de termined to make you earn it. Depending on any number of variables — many in liquid form, measured by the jigger — the mood can range from indiffer ence to good humor to open hostility. But if that weren’t enough, Mikel Williams makes it even tougher on himself. He openly acknowledges right off the top that he, and his comedy, are cFeel the luxury . . . Warm water running through your hair. Cleansing. Massaging. Gentle suds rinsed out, leaving a soft, sweet scent. Now, the cut. Crisp. Precise. Fresh. Perfect. Feel the luxury at . . . 707 Texas Avenue 696-6933 Culpepper Plaza 693-0607 Christian. No bathroom humor to fall back on if things don’t happen to be clicking tonight. The material either stands on its own, or it fizzles. “It can be pretty tough,” says the bearded Houston native. “I get up there, and in about five minutes I can tell if it’s going to work. If it’s not working, I say ‘OK, pick up your Bibles, and we’ll read from the preface all the way through to Revela tion.’ ” Williams, 35, says he got into Christian comedy about three years ago after talking it over with a close friend, the late com edian Grady Nutt. “We’d been friends about 15 years, and he told me, ‘If you’re really serious about it, you’ll just about starve to death in the first year and a half, but then things will start to get better once peo ple know your name,’ ” Williams said. Nutt, who starred on the TV series Hee-Haw, was killed in the crash of a light plane in November. Williams says the tragedy made him resolve to show his faith even more strong ly than before through his com edy and his everyday life. As Nutt predicted, Williams went through a couple of lean years but now gets “between 12 and 19” bookings per month. He also works part time at a Houston religious book store. Williams says he’s been a com edian most of his life, but it was of the impromptu variety: Clas sroom antics and the like. It was fun, but it didn’t put money in his pockets. To pay the bills, he spent 15 years as a minister of youth at churches in Orlando, Fla., and at White Oak Baptist Church in Houston and South Avenue Baptist in Pasadena. He has a bachelor’s degree “I get up there, and in about five minutes I can tell if it’s going to work. If it’s not working, I say ‘OK, pick up your Bi bles, and we’ll read from the preface all the way through to Revelation’ ” — Mikel Williams, Christian comedian from Houston Baptist Universi ty and a master’s in religious education from Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary in Fort Worth. But after consulting with N utt in 1980, he finally decided to take the proverbial plunge and find out if he could hack it pro fessionally. Most of Williams’ bookings are at banquets or as the opening act for Christian concerts. “I do anything but sing,” he says. “I don’t even sing in the shower, or I’d scare the lather off the soap. I’ve got a friend who says my singing is like asthma set to music.” Williams works all over the United States and last year spent a week providing comedy relief during a revival in Nigeria. Thanks to the language barrier and the difference in cultures, his humor may have suffered a bit in the translation. "It was a different experi ence, to say the least. I learned a lot,” he says. “Things that may be funny here aren’t necessarily funny over there. Like slapstick humor: To us, a person falling down may be funny, but to them it’s serious.” Much of Williams’ humor could be tactfully described as self-deprecating: He considers himself less than handsome. When he was a child, he says, his mother pushed his face into the dough to make “gorilla cookies." He concedes that he still has hair “wherever the Lord allows me to grow it,” but compares it to a Brillo pad. Williams occasionally takes a booking in clubs such as Hous ton’s Comedy Workshop Annex, but he has shied away from most of these so far be cause the audiences tend to want something he isn’t offering. “I just didn’t feel comfortable in those surroundings. 1 was probably the only sober person in the house.” But he adds that he does see a special ministry in doing his routines before such crowds. He says he gradually wants to take more bookings with audiences that just want to see a funny man, regardless of his belie At the end of his show,he his audience, “I want yoi know that any ability 1 hav. make you laugh comes fromi Lord and Savior, Jesus Chris, Williams says he recently« his “religious propoganda” TV talk show hostsJohnnyCj son, David Lettermanandlffl Douglas, hoping to inten them in his type of hu® There’s been no responsesof ft was Douglas who gave Cu Nutt his first major TV appe B ance, he says. While most peopledon'tasi ciate religion with high-vob grins, Williams believes com# has its place in the churchy cause he suspects thatjesush self was a keen humorist. “With all the things he tried! teach the disciples duringth s ears, he must have hadasea I .... *’ lw. “Hok„4 I T H of humor," he says. "Hehasii I best of everything else, soni shouldn’t he have thebe of humor? I just can’t i never laughing or neverharii a smile on his face One of the familiar bihh I WASHII 1 stories W illiams weaves inio jjts start p; routine is the parable of' Prodigal Son. One oftheli refers to the main charadj sinking so low that “hewasfeti mg pigs, and that's job in Arkansas.” "I did that one at thel'mj sitv of Arkansas (wherethen cot is the Razorback hog), the\ thought it was funny.Ill t ame at me with chainsandc later, but they thought in funnv at the time. (Tflallon gasol spokesmen jf gas durii ejase the pa _ Vic Rasl lire 60,000 "healers of rums, man Would raise He saic Lest prol 15,000 oft I lations ha Ince 1974. ‘Rockabilly’ rolls big again V lt f Ic II 8- Rasheec Irice wouh lales. He sa dropped al ist year ai eir drivir United Press International DALLAS — The twangy sound of rockabilly gaining popularity is music to Sic! King’s ears. He was one of the first musicians to record the style — almost 30 years ago. King was a teenage musician Buddy Holly went to for advice on how to become a star. Now King is trying to remember all that advice himself. Nothing Else Feels Like Navy Flying The thunderous roar of jet engines rolls across the carrier’s flight deck. Throttles are at full power, and you’re waiting for the signal to launch. making authority and management respon sibility you have as an officer in the Navy. On the ground, as a Navy officer, you work with and supervise today’s most highly By day a Dallas barbershop owner named Sid Erwin, the soft-spoken singer is also a re cording artist with a new album he hopes will hit the charts. “Everything comes back around,” he says. “What they call rockabilly got real hot over in England last year, and now the Stray Cats are playing it and doing well in the states. We use to call it be-bop, but it’s the same music.” Erwin’s original band, Sid King and the Five Strings, was formed when he and his brother Billy were in Denton High School, with King doing vocals and Billy playing lead guitar. No stranger to controversy, King’s first hit was banned on some radio stations. “Who Put the Turtle in Myrtle’s Girdle" was a little spicy for 1953. The group was recording for Columbia by 1955 and toured the nation in a brand-new Ford Victoria station wagon with the band’s name and Columbia painted on the door. “Buddy Holly used to come to listen to us when we were in Lub bock. We played a Wichita Falls place one time and when Buddy came and spent the night with us in Denton later on we invited him to get on the show with us the next week," King said. “It turned out the Wichita Falls manager never sent us our money, so we didn’t go back. When Buddy showed up there, the manager said he could play in our place. “But he made a mistake be cause he said he wanted to make the same thing Sid King had made. The manager said he could, and sure enough, he got nothing, just like we did." One of Holly’s guitarists and co-writers on many of his hits was Boh Montgomery, now a Nashville producer and pub lisher. Montgomery himself played in the band that rose to the top of be-bop, hut he’s uncertain ab out the strength of the current rockabilly trend. “It’s new to today’s kids, and ;(oii;« "They’n lay,” Rash they seem to be relating said. "But there’s no way oftfl iug what s going to happeni italiae the' the recording industry.” Isfarasga: King’s records are coital pnk any 1 items in London, whereoria pices) to I ds hung up to muu. _ "It started as a cult thingoi| 1 1^ there," says King, ‘"and ttlifl up to SI00 thev couldn’t get my recoii somebody started bootleg counterfeits. Columbia lint released a collection oi onn, hits, and it went to No.'ioma rockabilly charts. On King’s latest cuts, S smooth baritone vocal tvilh Texas twang is backed upk' top studio group, includinglj brother on lead guitarandt eral members of the Juke Ji pers, a popular Dallasrockal group. C )ut of the old Five Strii only two are not on the i album. The 12 cuts are a mil old rhythm and bluesst and new material King written. The re lections li lauseofeo (omniissioi Studem leveloping he ballots igain. The res |y6 p.m. f “The re; auseoftln jomputer,’ I Asel pr< jothejudi Now. The catapult fires. G forces press you back into your seat. Suddenly, you’re flying low and fast over the open sea. Zero to 150 in 2.5 seconds. Nothing else feels like Navy flying. Nothing. And when you become a pilot or flight officer you’re at the very heart of it. 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