The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, March 03, 1983, Image 17
Have Ybu Seen These Men? i Jerry (Une Main Man) Dyer. Known to go to any length to see that every customer leaves his stores with the lowest price and the big gest smile. Mark (When I'm Able) Ven ables. Noted price slasher and hotel room trasher. Vows to make every cus tomer a deal. Mike (lota) Grzzzzizznik. Ap prehended while trying to clean someone's head with an Allsop. Unfortunately it was not their cassette head. James (Watt's going on?) Marraro. Once belonged to a band of roving , non-dis counters. Therapy at Dyer totally reformed him. Marcus (D.) Cupp. Once dated a poster girl. Kept her folded up in his wallet. Now he thinks all girls have creased foreheads. The search is on for a group of men believed to be responsible for a daring and dastardly daylight debacle, in which thousands of dollars of name brand audio equip ment was taken from manufacturers. Law enforcement sources state that the caper com menced in broad daylight. "They struck while we were on a lunch break,” said one manufacturer. "Since we've been hit seven years in a row, we planned on this and hired extra security. But the fake-nose-and-glasses routine tripped us up." The suspects are reportedly the Dyer Dealers, who stage this sort of thing once a year to protest the high prices of their competition. According to several manufac turers, the Dealers managed to garner only the newest and best of their inventory. In a telephone interview made from their northeast San Antonio hideout, Jerry "The Man" Dyer said, "We didn't take the Dyer trucks for fear of being recognized. Unfor tunately, one manufacturer saw the Dyer magnetized sign on the side of our purple Gremlin and gave chase." Dyer added that gang members from across Texas had arrived to split up the loot. He said, "We've divided it among our 21 Texas hideouts and we're planning to sell it to the public at truly criminal prices!'' . When asked what their penalty would be, a local official said, "We're going to make sure that these guys don't make a profit. They'll make just enough to keep the lights on!" He added that he had planned to throw the book at the Dyer gang but recanted when he saw their speaker prices. "I guess we're all sentenced to a weekend of incredible stereo prices!" 0 HITACHI This is a "hot" deck. Hitachi's DE-22 has soft-touch controls, metal capa bility, and LED readout for $99. $99 There should've been one of these in the paddywagonl Clarion's 5300 has auto reverse, music search, and metal tape playing capability. ^ Clarion $139 j.; o n im C' Thirty five watts per channel, digital display, and Nikko's circuit breaker protection made the NR-520 one of the first pieces lifted in the robbery! IMIKKO AUDIO $199 How's this for a luxury deck? The KS-R5 has auto reverse, 5 station presets, Dolby* B, music scan, metal tape compatibility and the same power as its big brother. JVC *249 IMIKKO AUDIO Nikko's ND-600 is the ultimate steal! Features include LED readout, solenoid controls, timer input and more! $169 We're still reeling from this one—the Akai GX77D 7-inch reel machine is just $549! a.— ' am AKAI $549 Qz commodore Whatta heist! They even got the Commodore VIC-20 home com puter. Games, finance, ancL more for $139! $139 Clarion Tailor your jailhouse sounds with the Clarion 100EQB booster-equal izer. A five-band EQ and 22 watts per channel of clean power. JENSEN $89 Filch a pair of 2033's by Jensen. 100 watt capacity and your get-away car will be a sound studio! These little babies can make music in your home or car. The Visonik 4000's are incredible and illegal at $89 each! You want more bass? You got it— these Sony XSL20 subwoofers will have you rocking! 913 Harvey Rd. (Woodstone Shopping Center) College Station 693-9558 and 3601 E. 29th - Bryan 846-1768 m Unreal! The JBL 4312's at $299 each! You haven't heart better sound in years—clarity, music detail, and 200 watt capability! $299 Infinity $109 What a steal! The Infinity RS-8 is a two-way 100-watt speaker with the famous EMIT™ tweeter. The Infinity people are weeping over this one! Crime does pay! Save over $110 on each JBL R123 speaker. The R123 is 3-way and can take 125 watts of power. The Dyer gang shanghaied the SS-12's by SoundSource and so can you for just $89 each! Studiocraft Loudspeakers by Bose* $129., Make a little music in your hideout with the Bose Studiocraft 3's. The 3's handle 90 watts each! Clean up your act with the Allsop 3. This little goody cleans the tape head, capstan, and pinch roller. Point Master discwasher® $12 88 Here's a videogame control from the people who made audio care famous. The Pointmaster fits Com modore, Atari, and Intellivision, among others. All your videotape needs are over now—the RKO T-120 VHS tape is the highest quality chrome. &TDK TDK SA-C90 at a ridiculously low price! If they were any cheaper we'd have to give you money to take 'em! 229 BESSER S19 88 The best buy on a personal tape player is here—Besser MX 7 for only $19.88! electronics * TM Dolby L«b« AM power ratings minimum RMS bottt channels driven into 8 ohms from 20 to 20.000Hz