opinion Battalion/Pag! July 6, Slouch By Jim Earle 7- 7-$2- BA&u: ”... I decided that I had been spending too much time just turning the pages, so I solved the problem by attaching my textbook to the wall. 9 ’ Hare Krishna economics The Hare Krishna Society had a booth at the KLOL Rockfest in the Astrohall Sunday. It wasn’t one of the most popu lar exhibits since most of Houston’s drug gies were interested in T-shirts, records or paraphenalia, but it got my attention. Taking the chance of being brainwashed into joining their cult, I stopped to talk to one of them. “What does Hare Krishna and Hare Rama mean, anyway?” I asked one of them, referring to their endless chant. “‘Hare’ is an address to the Lord’s devotional energy. ‘Krishna’ means the all-attractive one and ‘Rama’ means the all-pleasing one,” one of them rattled off without shaking his pony tail. “Oh, you mean Ronnie Reagan?” I asked. “No, oh, no, the chant is a mantra that one repeats in meditation in order to make his life more sublime,” he said. “Well, what do you think of Reagan’s budget and the $100 billion deficit?” I interupted. “Well,” he said slowly, “I think the budget has its positive side and its nega tive side. The deficit is large but the spir- ADlh of all the money available for born >16T N in this country to make up the4 That leaves only 8 percent to bed neetfo businesses or by people who wantii jjiry H houses. But ABC.' said 00 percentan can never really trust the media ■ anyway it’s a lot. I mean if Reagan h to cut all these programs, he mightaBy"* y' balance the budget in the process*!A interest rates might go down. Thai* ^ purpose anyway, isn’t it?” 1 said. 14- itual will survive. You see, we all need to get back to the Godhead and not ...” “Yes, I suppose,” Harry said. “Well, listen, I really enjoyedallj valuable insight, thanks,” I said “What is YOUR mantra?” Harry me as I was about to leave. “Yeah, what makes me mad about it is that the government will have to borrow to make up the deficit and interest rates will never go down. I mean guys like you and I will never have a chance to own a house,” I said. “Yes, but you must consider the trans cendental ...” Harry said. “You know I heard on NBG that the federal government will use 92 percent “What the Lord giveth, Reaganc away in one way or another,” I saitj He lit an incense bulb and assumed a meditative pose, apparc unaffected by the state of world mics. I started to ask him whatheihi about the situation in Lebanon, bu cided otherwise. “Brother can you spare a stick cense?" I said. United HINTS th row i Iddle we an Brc remacis are lot ind pris Briddlc if,, won’ 1 is wit! Wo is “Ki out." Bi Procop ion started iinniCalifo I has al gfionwide. The Bi t anized o Release on Haig’s surprise resignation Sir meml lets. The Int 1 knot iit|," said Pi :he convi on” Mill; er of th' Briddle, ” by otln istika am g bolt tai maintain of the B [Listen to Piston Ch t fear Editor: Lyndon Larouche, in a statement re leased June 27, warned the Soviets not to portray disgraced Secretary of State Ale xander Haig as a scapegoat for a ^turn to the right” in the U.S. administration poli cies around the Lebanon war, as the Soviets did in a TASS release Saturday. Exactly the opposite is the case; U.S. observers who have been horrified by the administration’s “green light” to Israeli madness in the Middle East know that it the influences governing his willful de ception of the Reagan administration in the Malvinas crisis, the development of the Isreali military deployment into Lebanon and related matters. It is in this aspect of Haig’s conduct that the signifi cance of Soviet strategic miscalculation is to be located and assessed. Reader’s Forum was Haig who was giving the go-ahead to Israeli War Minister Ariel Sharon for the genocidal Israeli incursion into Lebanon. “Cautiously ecstatic” is the mood of ra tional forces here and abroad, Larouche reported on the Haig ouster because not only is Haig gone but the British-dictated debacle in Washington over both foreign and economic policy has now come “un stuck.” T he f ollowing is some of the release by Lyndon Larouche: The key to Haig’s conduct in office is given in a May 10 address by Haig’s for mer boss, Henry A. Kissinger, to a Chatham House audience in London. Kissinger not only admitted to being actually an agent of the British monarchy during his service as National Security Advisor and Secretary of State, but indi cated, more or less accurately, that post war U.S. foreign policy is governed by secret, often unwritten agreements which the British monarchy has stipu lated to the U.S. State Department. In the case of the setting-up of the Malvinas crisis, well before March, and in arranging the recent Israeli invasion of Lebanon, Haig betrayed and deceived his own government — as well as others — as part of his collaboration with Lord Carrington and the British monarchy against the policies and vital interests of the United States. Letter: Relief for Lebanese homeles Editor: This morning (June 25), I have in structed my staff to deliver the following dispatch to the offices of the Soviet News Agency TASS. The radio news service of the New York Times headlined its morning broadcasts with the report that Moscow Pravda characterizes thejust-ousted Ale xander Haig as a “scapegoat for the fore ign policy of the Reagan administration.” The least significant flaw in that char acterization is the fact that the reality of Haig’s firing is 180-degrees opposite to both the New York Times’ own and the reported Pravda interpretation of the in cident. The important fact is that such an assessment in Moscow implies a very dan gerous strategic miscalculation among elements of the Soviet leadership. The cause of Haig’s firing is that he was caught red-handed in aggravated de ception against the President of the Un ited States, and that this deception was successfully brought to the attention off relevant circles of the White House. In this circumstance, the continuing press ures on the President from advisors who insisted Haig must be kept in office, no longer sufficed to save Haig from the ouster which has been imminent on many earlier occasions. All honest patriots among informed circles here are best described as “cau tiously ecstatic” at Haig’s ouster. Although the dumping of Haig does not by itself correct the numerous problems Haig has either directly or indirectly con tributed to creating, it would not have been possible to correct these problems so long as Haig retained the massive pow ers he and his immediate accomplices had usurped during a recent period. The fact of Haig’s virtually treasonous conduct in office is less significant than The wily old German-American oli garch, Fritz Kraemer, who has claimed to have “invented Henry Kissinger,” may exaggerate slightly when he also claims to have created General Alexander Haig. Although Haig’s active effort to bring France’s President Francois Mitterrand to power during spring 1981, with help of Irving Brown, was relatively minor compared with the massive British and Schlumberger roles in rigging the French National elections, Haig was fully complicit with Lord Garrington in aiding the Carrington-Cheysson-Sharon axis, and aiding the Carrington-Cheysson agreement to revive the British-French 1916 Sykes-Picot treaty for throwing the United States’ influence out of the Mid dle East. Haig collaborated with the Brit ish to isolate the United States not only from the Middle East, but also Af rica and Ibero-America, and to split the United States from Japan and the Asean nations in East Asia, with supporting British operations aimed at destabilizing India. We appeal to you for help in bringing emergency relief aid to the people of Lebanon, many of whom have been made homeless in the recent fighting and are urgently in need of shelter and medical supplies. Much aid is needed and it is needed now. We have been in contact with the Lebanese Mission at the United Nations. They informed us that the U.N. Secret ary General has established a world-wide U.N. Disaster Relief Coordination effort (UNDRC) and a Trust Fund for Lebanon. number 015-005-291, Chemical Bank of New York, United Nations, U.N. Plaza, New York, New York, 10017. It is unfortunate that the people of the U.S. are being denied access to hard in formation on the tragic dimensions and the enormity of the disaster that befell the civilian population of Lebanon. We ask you to let the U.S. government know that you are deeply concerned about the immensity of human suffering in Leba non. Please ask the administration to step up American relief efforts in wayspn ortionate to the magnitude of (he truction. P.S. The Lebanese Student Assd tion will set up a table in the contributions on Thursday. For more formation, please contact: Ali Fadal 696-1399; Tony Prince, 845-i Gaby Abboud, 693-7355. Ali Lebanese Student Associa# 1600 Southwest Park* The UNDRC has released a list of urgently needed supplies: first aid equip ment, plasma and transfusion equip ment, surgical and dressing equipment, water purification units, baby food, tents and blankets. Those wishing to help can contact: Ilhan Lutem, U.N. Disaster Relief Coor dinator, United Nations, U.N. Plaza, New York, New York, 10017. For direct financial contributions, Brian Wilson Aston Hall make checks payable to: “Trust Fund for Lebanon-U.N. General Fund,” account the small society by Brickman RAY {£YoUXTlOtiAZ-\&S - ® 1981 King Flturw Syndicate. Inc. World right* reserved The Battalion USPS 045 360 Letters Policy Member of Texas Press Association Southwest Journalism Conference Editor Diana Sultenfuss City Editor Bernie Fette Sports Editor Frank L. 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