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How many times have you sat in class
doodling on the edge of your notebook,
thinking to yourself that what the prof
says sounds familiar? Then you realize
that you have had it before, and didn’t
learn it the first time either.
Don’t let this happen again. Certain odd
bits of knowledge Just tend to crop up time
and time again during the college years, so
it behooves you to learn such tidbits once
and for all.
Or maybe you haven’t had time during
your academic career to take all the
courses you wanted to take. We have also
assembled summaries of some subjects
which may help you In the future.
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education.
You may not want to study over spring
break, but this isn’t oo bad. Take it along.
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LIBERAL ARTS
Languages: All you need to know is
how to say “Where is the bathroom?” in
four different languages.
Spanish: Donde esta el bano?
Russian: Gdye tualyet?
French: Ou est la toilette?
Latin: They didn’t have bathrooms back
then.
Communications: During four years,
you should learn to spell acomodate, re
cieve and the Battallion. Sidelines include
reporting Truth, making the world safe for
democracy and existing on poverty-level
wages. We hear it builds character.
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are a student at Texas AfifM" like you
know what you’re talking about. Techni
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