opinion Battalion/Page 2 March 11,1982 Reader’s Forum: More laws are not the answer Editor: It seems that yet another red-inked entry must now be slated on the students’ budget; for most students, this entry has enough digits to demand short cuts in everything from entertainment to eating. This entry is for the money needed to get liability insurance now required by law. Realizing that most students need both the previously mentioned popular activities, it would then be reasonable to ponder the wisdom of such a law. The state legislature, for one, could assure drivers that this law (like the rest of them) was passed in the spirit of the common good, meant to protect the individual driver from losses suffered in the com mon car wreck. It is true that most drivers who are at fault in wrecks do not have the financial clout to beat out a trying round in an often unreasonable or unfair civil court bout. The seriousness of the crash cases predicts the likelihood of such bit ter battles. But is the new law a good solution to the problem? The answer to that question depends on who is asked it. Insurance companies are enjoying a boon in new clients who were, in ef fect, recruited by the state leg islature. Although the insurance agen cies are regulated, their climbing rates are more steep than the hills of Austin. Even with good driving records, typical college students are just old enough to pay the highest rates allowed. Traffic officers (state, county, city, etc.) are also enjoying a period of new prosperity, seeing that at least 25 percent of all Texas drivers still do not have in surance. To be certain, the roads are ripe with plenty of pickings to fill our officers’ citation rations. Not to mention the bulg ing budget boundaries of the traf fic de partments — soon they will be able to rescue the ailing automobile industry themselves by buying new fleets cars. Aside from all of this, a most impor tant part of the question of the law has been overlooked. Who has wondered ab out what happened to individual respon sibility and the corresponding personal freedom of a citizen to operate his own caron a public road? Who has considered the consequences of the state shifting from dictating who can’t operate a moto rized vehicle without a license to who can’t operate a motorized vehicle with a license? As he fills out next months’ insurance premium check, someone will indignant ly say, “But there has to be driver licens ing, a minimum age for drivers, mini mum vision requirements, annual auto inspections, explicit traffic rules, manda tory liability insurance, and a full-time traffic trooper gang to enforce it all. Why, if it weren’t for these laws, mad drivers would be everywhere, running loose on the streets, making insane lane changes and amber light charges, endan gering the lives of other motorists and pedestrians.” But he has not yet driven down High way 6. by If you’re out of spring bre_: will be to d cause dri™ and driver ^ in traffic ti— partment ■= man said. | “Heed s ] slow dowi» sthoff said . jiH Sorne c »known as more cone than other: ‘There Texas, b ^ijv enforced . tO Buck, dire* for the Am Association The A many comp for bail be traveling ir Splendoi on Highw; enforced ai |‘We arr AWT', teidfiyw th "" e a “; llf'U.if J, Depart me ^ _ \ If Buck a V&JtlQn 2. Up I E'VTjqq t- ry have comj FP (if ff/rvrrjpu 1 die ah ^ ‘ppCfjsigtis in 11 - 'The cit Live Oak a a major h San Anton D. S. Zimmerman ‘83 Hart Hall ‘Chaucer’ meets the Aggies Ho Slouch By Jim Earle “Not only does his ride leave early, but he has a doctor’s appointment on Monday after the Spring break. ” I brought with me to Texas A&M two years ago a dozen or so paperbacks that I had studied in high school — just to give my bookshelf that air of collegiate psuedo-sophistication. Last week the books finally had to yield their space to newer texts. Intending only to thumb through the old ones, I found myself having read the entire prologue of Geoffrey Chaucer’s “The Canterbury Tales.” “A brilliant, en- lighting slice of medival society,” as my teacher Mrs. Brown used to say. withe a fingre sign. hig After re-reading the stuff, I had to - admit, surprisingly, that the work was no thing less than extraordinary. Using the persona of an observer of a pilgrimage to Canterbury, Chaucer described (and cri ticized) members of medival English soci ety with sarcasm and jocosity. His technique is timeless. So what might Chaucer have said ab out a weekend “pilgrimage” of Aggies to Austin, I wondered: that they were, . . . , Fore withe daddy’s card they filled thee tanke, And thee beere pade fore withe a check frome his banke. After mid-terms whene every student be acosted, He turneth all his energy in thee persute of Austin, And there benext to a gas pump me saw. And these Aggies so traveling in spite of thee law. Three milit’ry gents next came in per- fecte formation, In three Trans Ams, of jets a perfecte emulation, Emerging frome each craft in tiarke glas ses of a pilot, I wast greeted bye each, “Howdy, Damnit!” And as they left, withe rigidly reheat aplomb, Their license plates read, “DROP,” “THE,” “BOMB.” Thee firste group cometh in a Cadillak so meek, Sporting pigtails and reptiles — musteth be Greek, So giddy and propre, like thee best of their gendre, Surely thee ladies their daddies assumd Following thee three soldiers, a red con vertible puld inn, Behind the wheel a tan blonde, in thee sun she having beene, T hough her auto sat sleak, withe sensual, gliding lines, Its body was put to shame, bye her smoothe bronzed thighs, Thee passengre seat empty, but fore a chilled bottle-o-wine, I askt if it I mite fill it, she answered “no” As she drove off I felt rejected ly for love, Untill thee next couple canieinnife , . pik-up truk, b yJ^ Fore poor Bill\ Bob (his name 14 Tim Kappa* from Ins IkTi), orfcophomoi Was undre fire from Billy Sue,MW would ra nasally dell, heir senior y< “Girl,” he commanded, "Lit inlS^t c ' et y - c (| HA manda vNot aher,” she replied, “yef^B , J 0 ^ s ^ Star- ear will be Cider. In next pulled an engineer, Kapp specific, ?st fall by tin Twenty-thousand dollars a feer'and's seemed terrific, ophomore He fumbled withe thee gas cap,; .ambdaSigm; withe thee pump, ias (55 memb( Fore such conf using devises were® IStudents < his curriculum, icrship must And afire filling up thee tanke,a Eqde pointra ing up his engine, Tlust cc He screached onto thee highway*^ 111 ° ’ behind his transmission. attended Tex; ty the precedi Thee caravan continued lotlgCfKy Chairm; night, said. A f renzied escape frome a # - Tau Kappa plight. Student Acad And into thee bowels of me ” roard, ■ 50rs mon . tl , ii r t - .i c,»eas on acadt fore on thee walks of bixtn Jt w s ^ 0| school people ignore. T au Kappa cc ..j The societ) Benext to that gas pump I’d no contributions behind, Quiz File in So I stood at thee highway andtti Evans Library, a ride. Academic Co ence prograi assistance fo rogram. Letter; How many will die in fires before we learnfiwsi Editor: Where should bikers ride? How many MCM Grands and Westch- ase Hilton’s have to happen before big U.S. cities take responsibility to introduce tough ordinances on the means by which high-rises are constructed and the train ing of people to operate fire alarm sys tems in these high-rises? Hopefully Houston’s Mayor Cathy Whitmire and city council will take the bull by the horns with “the buck stops here” attitude and formulate such an ordinance. One death is one death too many if it can be pre vented. The introduction of this type of ordinance would be a step in the right direction. While there are no studies that have proven that the materials used in the con struction of new high-rises form poiso nous gases when burned, it is conclusive that the victims of these recent high-rise fire tradegies were not killed by typical carbon monoxide poisoning. However, it has been speculated that a fire in a newly constucted building can produce hyd rocyanic gas. This is a more deadly gas that is used to kill criminals in the gas chambers. With that thought in mind, we don’t need a building to fall on us to tell us there is a problem. However, it is a prob lem with a solution that is readily avail able to us if we tackle it head on. Editor: I sincerely wish to apologize to the girl who I inadvertently ran into with my bike at about 12:30 p.m. Tuesday next to the Academic Building, especially since this is the first pedestrian I’ve ever hit. Actually, I should apologize for the as yet inexplicable actions of the C.T. who caused this little accident in which, for tunately, nobody was seriously hurt. To the girl: I have already apologized. To the C.T. (and anyone else guilty of such acts): I can only say that if anything like this ever occurs again and I am un able to stop in time (yes, it takes a couple of seconds to stop, even moving slowly), I will not hesitate to run into that person to avoid hurting myself or innocent people. anticipating. After all, bikes are a lot less maneuverable than people, so try to give us half a chance. Roy Gui To the man: It is your opinion that bikers should ride on streets and not on sidewalks, whereas I have heard of motorists who complain that bikers should stay off the streets. Where the heck are we supposed to ride, then? As I recall, I had ample clearance be tween the oncoming C.T. and a lamp post next to a curblike structure, but for some unknown reason, he decided to move toward the curb as he saw me Richard Gosselin ’85 approach. I am sorry that I didn’t quite feel up to testing out the quantum mechanical probability of going through a lamp post, but as he did not stop mov ing or resume his original direction, I was forced to veer off in the opposite direc tion to avoid him. Unfortunately, soneone else, the girl, happened to be there and was coming toward me. For tunately, I was not moving very quickly at all, or the results could have been worse. Nonetheless, some older man attempted to berate me for not staying on the street like I was supposed to. It does not seem logical to place bike racks near buildings and sidewalks if we are supposed to stay on the streets. How about walking bikes to class? It would seem more efficient, then to have bike racks around the perimeter of the cam pus, since the end result would still be walking to class. Obviously, the most efficient method is to ride the bikes to class and park in the designated areas, but if 35,000 motorists, bikers, pedestrians, etc. don’t cooperate, then what? Come on people, most of us have enough common sense to look where we’re going, so pedestrians, don’t pull studid stunts around bikes unless it is obvious the biker is being careless. 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