Battalion Classifieds
HELP WANTED
HELP WANTED
HELP WANTED
FOR SALE
national
Student needed to clean nursery school
after four daily, 846-5571. 98tfn
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mu
Is now hiring
DAY COOK
DAY DISHWASHER
Day shift only. Apply in person
before 10 a.m. or between 2-4
p.m. 404 E. University Dr. sste
CENARE ITALIAN RESTAURANT now
hiring WAIT PERSONS, HOSTESSES &
CASHIERS. Apply between 2-5 p.m. 404
University East. 96ti'n
Dental Assistant: No experience necessary,
846-9148. 94t7
Registered female Doberman puppy. Black
& tan, shots. $125.00, 696-7664. 99t5
Battalion/Page 12
February 18,1982
Part-time Hostess and Waitress wanted.
Apply in person T.J.’s Restaurant 707
South Texas. 94tfn
1980 Ford Mustang, excellent condition.
For information call 693-2130. 99t2
OVERSEAS JOBS
Summer/year round. Europe, S.
Amer., Australia, Asia. All fields.
$500-$1200 monthly. Sightse
eing. Free info. Write IJC Box 52-
TX-4, Corona Del Mar, CA 92625.
89120
Part-time and full-time positions available.
Renting & selling America’s finest quality
formal wear. Contact Mr. Sanchez, AL’S
FORMAL WEAR, 1609 Texas Ave., Cul
pepper Plaza, C.S., 693-0947. 97tfn
80 Citation 2 dr. Coupe, Blue, V-6, 4-
speed, 32 MPG, AC, PS, RB, AM-FM
Cassette, $5000, 846-8444. 99t5
ROOMMATE WANTED
FULL OR
PART TIME
‘Day Shift
‘Night shift (til 10 p.m.)
‘Weekends
‘Flexible hours to fit your schedule
‘Rapid advancement
‘Cashier experience helpful
Starting Salary
$3.65/hour
Apply in person only.
9:30-11:30 a.m. (if possible)
WHATABURGER
Bryan College Station
1101 Texas 105 Dominik
190tfn
Tho HOUSTON CHRONICLE is currently taking appli
cations for newspaper route carriers. We have one
immediate opening and will also have several open
ings for the spring semester. Routes take 2W\o 3 hours
per day, with salary from 400 to 800 per month. All
routes receive a gas allowance also we need solicitors
for the spring semester. If interested please call Julian
McMurrey 693-2323.
50tfn
GUY AND GIRLS
team clean homes & offices. Days, nights &
weekends. Flexible part or full-time hours,
weekly pay above minimum, paid travel
and paid vacation. Must have car & phone,
Home Care - 846-7759. 22tfn
Female roommates wanted for apartment,
696-0611. 98t7
Proxmire defends
his ‘Golden Fleece’
Needed desperately! Female to share fur
nished apartment and pay unfurnished
rent. Call 260-5804, 693-1911. 98t5
FOR RENT
SERVICES
One bedroom apt. for rent. Furnished,
pool, cable T V., laundry facilities, $290,
call 779-8787. 98t3
Professional editing and typing, 696-
8352. 95tl0
Male dancers needed for inter
view, call 693-2818 or 696-0004.
46tfn
New 4-plex 2 bedroom V/z bath. Appliances.
Washer & dryer connections. Call Jane at
696-4203. (Joe Courtney, Inc.) 86tfn
University Acres Apartments- country liv-
ing at reasonable prices. Call Jane at 696-
4203 (Joe Courtney, Inc.). 80tfn
For your next party call: Rainbow Sound.
Mobile music system. Rock, C&W '& Dis
co. Information 693-5328. : 94tl2
Professional typing. Call 693-4084 9 a.m.-9
p.m. 86t20
Close to campus, 2 bedroom IVz bath 4-plex.
All appliances including washer and dryer,
walk-in closets, drapes, large wooden deck,
$425/month, 693-8685. ' 76tfn
Typing!! Reports, dissertations, etc. ON
THE DOUBLE. 331 University. 846-
3755. 178tfn
Typing experienced fast, accurate, all kinds
822-0544. 155tfn
THE POST OAK MALL
THE SHOE STATION
women's shoe store is
seeking energetic,
enthusiastic self-starters for
Part-Time Sales positions.
We also need an
Assistant Manager.
Please call 764-0077 for and
interview. Good benefits and
lots of fun! Ask for Manager
Kass Prince. The salary is
based on commission versus
draw. sets
DEPENDABLE MEN, WOMEN
OR COUPLES for present and
future Houston post routes. Early
morning hours. Papers rolled by
machine. $200-$750/month.
84S-2911 696-8032 24tfn |
Below Market! 3 hr. $335.00. 2 hr. $285.00
779-3550, 696-2038. 9ltl0
Call Cathy or Betsy for all your typing or
word processing needs. 696-9550. 131 tin
SUMMER JOB
CAMP
COUNSELOR
Working with physically and men
tally handicapped at CAMP
SOROPTIMIST near Dallas. Rep
resentatives on campus February
22nd. Go to Placement Office to
sign up.
9714
PARKWAY
APARTMENTS
1, 2, & 3 bedrooms, 2 swim
ming pools, shuttle bus, laun
dry facilities, security guard.
1600 Southwest Parkway,
693-6540.
39tln
Typing on word processing equipment. Ex-
perienced. We understand form and style.
Automated Clerical Services, 693-1070.
84(40
“Traveling to Europe? Rainbow Tours/
AYH has American Youth Hostel passes,
Eurail, charter flights. (713) 681-2733; 7407
Katy, #102, Houston, Texas 77024-
2184". 98(8
Lesbian/Cayline 846-8022.
90(16
FOR SALE
NEED CREDIT
Acquire Mastercard or Visa even if you
have bad credit, no credit, divorced or
bankrupt. Must be 18. Send self-
addressed, stamped envelope to
American Credit Services, 3202 West
Anderson Lane, Suite 203, Austin,
Texas 78758. 98tio
16 Full-Time
22 Part-Time
Delivery Personnel Needed.
Must have own car. Our Driv
ers average over $7.00 per
hour. Apply in person after -4
p.m.
CHANELLO’S
PIZZA
301 Patricia
Next to UToteM
Behind Duddley's Draw
Electric Cowboy
Now hiring
WAITRESS AND
HOSTESS.
Full and part-time. Apply in
person. ettn
Honda 1980 CX500, backrest, luggage
rack, two helmets and cover included,
$1500 or best offer. 696-5626 after 3:00
p.m. 98(5
Motorcycle Fairing, Calalia eliminator II,
Dave, 260-4188. 98t3
TI SR40, $15, TI SR51, $25, TI SR30, $10,
twin bed $40, call 696-4014 after 5 M-F.
98(5
Service For All
Chrysler Corp. Cars
Body Work — Painting
HALSELL MOTOR
COMPANY INC.
| Dodge Sales and Service Since 1922 I
1411 Texas Ave. 823|8111 1,,n J
SCHLOTZSKY’S
Now accepting applications
for Full time positions. Ap
ply in person only. 100
South Texas Ave.
Fender Bassman 100 amplifier, excellent
condition $450, 696-6913. 98(4
Peavey lOOw, musician w/412, stack,
$700.00. Ph: 775-6764 after 5 p.m. 98(5
Video Recorder 2-4-6 hour $550, 693-0844
after 8 p.m. 98(2
Ventura Strat copy w/rosewood neck,
$.300.(X). Ph: 775-6764 after 5 p.m. 98t5
typing:
‘All kinds. Let us type your propos
als, dissertations, reports, essays
on our WORD PROCESSOR.
Fast service. Reasonable rates, j
Business Communication Services 1
4013 Texas Ave. S.
846-5794 lestfn:
Like new 1980 Corvette, $15,000 (512) 446-
6259. 89tl()
PERSONALS
81 Monte Carlo 8700 miles, loaded, $8000.
96(5
NOW HIRING
DELIVERY PEOPLE NEEDED
FLEXIBLE HOURS
$3.75/hr. plus 6% commission plus tips.
Apply between 3:30 and 7 M-F
at 319 Patricia
846-7785
MOTORCYCLE PARTS
AND ACCESSORIES
20%-50% OFF LIST
PRICE.
Helmets-Bell, Simpson,
Aral, Tires-Goodyear, Dun
lop, IRC and more. Kerker-
Hooker - Scott - MXL - Vet
ter - Lockhart. Many others
after 4 p.m. 779-8993. g9
HAPPY 13th
Eddie Ringmacher
'9911
GIRLFRIEND SOUGHT! Young bachelor
seeks cute, bright, humorous girl for com
panion/girlfriend. Call Gerry at 846-3829,
8-9 p.m. 94(4
ONE MILLION PEOPLE send $1 each.
Will send results of this ad. Buddy Crog-
naglius, 503 Dexter, College Station, Texas
77840. 94(7
SURPLUS JEEPS, CARS,
TRUCKS
Car-inv. value $2143, sold for
$100. For information on pur
chasing similar bargains call
602-998-0575 Ext. 105.
Phone call refundable. 8 o(4
LOST
LOST: 3 l /z month Id female brown labrador
retriever puppy. $100. REWARD. Call
693-2261. 90(11
’82 Aggie Senior ring-week of November
30th. Call Steve 260-6688-REWARD.
96t5
United Press International
WASHINGTON — Senator
Bill Proxmire (D)-Wisconsin,
has been made an honorary
member of the Flat Earth Socie
ty and been called a hypocrite
many times over. He even calls
himself an SOB, of sorts.
But the senior senator has
won enduring fame since for his
Scrooge-like dedication to elimi
nating government waste and
his invention of the “Golden
Fleece Award,” presented every
month since March 1975 to the
best example of ridiculous fed
eral spending.
He is a charter member of an
informal Senate group whose
motto is “Save Our Bucks.”
They are known as “SOBs.”
The first Golden Fleece went
to an $84,000 National Science
Foundation grant to study why
people fall in love. The most re
cent went to an Agriculture De
partment-funded study finding
that fast-food addicts are patrio
tic and vegetarians are intellec
tual.
Other notable winners were a
study on whetheT pregnant pigs
would suffer less stress if they
jogged on a treadmill, a variety
of gold-plated Pentagon and
public works projects and re
search into why monkeys clench
their jaws.
Proxmire used the advance
and royalties, plus television talk
show fees, from his fifth and
latest book, “The Fleecing of
America,” to repay the U.S.
Treasury.
Proxmire bluntly enunciated
his philosophy in the book: “No
one has a God-given right to
public funds. If people getting
public money can’t defend their
use of it, they shouldn’t get it.”
Proxmire is a publicity glut
ton, which does not embarrass
him in the least. “Most members
of the Senate appreciate that
one way you get your job done is
getting public attention for call
ing attention to foolish things,”
he said.
It didn’t start as the “Golden
Fleece.”
PrQxmire’s .staff first thought
cif a ' ’Rip-Off of the Month,”
“Spending Crime of the
Month,” ”Give-Away” and
“Throw-Away.” 1
“We Finally settled on fleece as
the proper word for a smooth,
legalized theft from the tax
payers,” Proxmire says in his
book.
The press releases announc
ing the dubious award are pro
vocative, sarcastic and full of
puns. Sometimes ' the targets,
usually social .science research,
seem unfairly chosen — unusual
sounding topics that conceivably
could advance human know
ledge. The same sort of titles can
be found in any academic library
of Ph.D. dissertations.
“I think the Golden Fleece
awards have been a useful way to
remind both the bureaucracy
of the Flat Ear
“I think the Golden
Fleece awards ha ve
been a useful way to re
mind both the btireauc-
racy and the public, as
well as the Congress,
how extravagant our
government has be
come. ” — Sen. William
Proxmire, D- Wisconsin.
and the public, as well as the
Congress, how extravagant our
government has become,” Prox
mire says.
In his book, Proxmire was
candid about the criticism and
the shouts of “hypocrisy.” After
all, Proxmire does use the Sen
ate gym to shower every day af
ter jogging from home, and a
recent 16-hour speech fighting
the trillion-dollar debt ceiling
cost the Senate $64,000 to stay
open all night just so he could
talk.
After he gave a “Fleece” to the
space agency for studying the
possibility of extraterrestrial in
telligence, the American Asso
ciation for the Advancement of
Science made him an honorary
member
Society.
Proxmire concedes:
country has benefited immei
ly from federally supported
entific research. Governnij
agencies should not be be
by United States senators(
anyone else into feacingor
tating to award funds toserii
competent scientists."
He says reporters always
tact the recipient of a Go
Fleece award, and, "If 1
wrong in my criticism, the pi
can decide after hearing
sides.”
Adverse publicity is not Eh
to stop the 66-year-old maw
ick, who, after losing threeb
for the Wisconsin governorsk
succeeded joe McCarthy
Senate in 1957. Amonghisoili
claims to fame is the facthei
the first senator to getak
transplant and a facelift.
He now says he will prok
run for a fifth full termini!
although he is considering"
far-out options,” running
governor again and running
president.
While the Golden Fleece
made Proxmire a national
gure, he has long been
mensely popular at hi
spending only $177 to win
election in 1976, protect
dairy farmers, opposing bus
in Milwaukee and answei
ery roll call since 1966.
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DIETING?
Even though we do not prescribe
diets, we make it possible for many to
enjoy a nutritious meal while they
follow their doctor's orders. You will
be delighted with the wide selection
of low calorie, sugar free and fat free
foods in the Souper Salad Area,
Dining Center Basement.
OPEN
Monday through Friday 10:45 AM-1:45 PM
QUALITY FIRST
NOW HIRING
%
FOR THE COLLEGE STATION
MCDONALD’S
Hours I I -2.
STARTING
SALARY
Apply 801 University Drive
1
Nobody can do it
like McDonald’s can!
McDonald's
Earn $290 a month just by
working two nights (5 pm-2
am) a week, (more hours
available) at Der Wien-
erschnitzel.
Apply in Person
501 S. Texas Ave.
Bryan between 9:30am-11am
weekdays.
ATTENTION
AGGIES
4 Brwr Chests
44.95
5 Drwr Chests
54.95
Student Desks
79.95
5 PC. Dining Set
79.95
Sola Sleeper
235.00
Sofa & Chair Sets
149.95
Reciiners
99.95
3 PC. Coftee/end
Table
69.95
Twin Mat Sets
79.95
Full Mat Sets
89.95
Bed Frames
15.00
TEXAS FURNITURE
OUTLET
712 Villa Maria 822-5929
95t1n
WANTED
CASH FOR OLD GOLD
Class rings, wedding rings, worn out gold
jewelry, coins, etc. '
The Diamond Room
Town & Country Shopping Center
3731 E. 29th St., Bryan
846-4708 i«n
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princess
vacation
OFFICIAL NOTICE
ATTENTION LIBERAL ARTS STUDENTS:
Look ahead into the future. What will you do
after graduation? Do you know where you
want to work? Do you know what you want to
do? Do you have any contacts? Do you have
any professional job experience? What char
acteristics do you possess that will make you
attractive to employers? CO-OP can help
equip you with the solutions to these and
other career related problems. We have job
openings for this summer and this fall. Job
assignments will be made for both semesters
before mid-term this spring. So come by
Room 420 Harrington Tower or call Jamie
Freeman of Dr. Henry Pope at B45-7814 for
more information. Act now before its too late.
99t5
1980 Yamaha 850XS motorcycle, excellent
condition, low mileage call 775-6717 after
5:00 p.m. ask for Bobby. 97t5
Pontiac Firebird Formula 1978, A/C, P/S,
P/B, new paint, tires, mags, carpet, stereo,
black/gold, 696-2767, Mark. 97t5
’79 MGB convertible, blue, 846-5514 after
5 p,m. 97t5
Pioneer stereo turntable PL-630 and cas
sette tape deck CT-F900. Two ultralinear
4-way demo speakers. All in good condi
tion.Call 696-6369. 96t5
APPLICATION DEADLINE
FOR BASIC GRANTS
RAPIDLY APPROACHING
All undergraduate students are re
minded that March 15, 1982, is
the official deadline published by
the Department of Education as
the last date a Basic Educational
Opportunity Grant application will
be accepted for processing for the
1981-82 academic year. The ap
plication must arrive at the Basic
Grant Office, P.O. Box 92781, Los
Angeles, CA 90009 on or befofe
March 15, 1982, to be processed
for the 1981-82 academic year.
9714
United Press International
WINDERMERE, Bahamas —
Prince Charles and Prihcess
Diana are vacationing on the
tiny island of Windermere in the
Bahamas, where Charles has vi
sited every spring for nearly a
decade.
Charles, 33, and Diana, 20,
arrived Tuesday at the Rock
Sound Airport on Eleuthera, in
the Caribbean 200 miles east 6f
Miami. Windermere Island is
partly owned by Charles’ rela
tives.
The vacation is Diana’s first
trip out of Britain since the cou
ple announced they were ex
pecting their first child in June.
The island, named lor a lake
in England, has only 12 private
homes, one of which is Prove-
ndor Villa where Charles has
vacationed the past eight years.
Charles’ great-uncle, Lord
Louis Mountbatten, who was
assassinated by terrorists, used
to stay at the Widermere Coun
try Club and his two daughters
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Oldsmobile
Cadillac
Honda
Fender Rhodes Electric piano with built-in
amp $600, 696-6472. 97t3
'73 Dodge Dart, good condition, $800, 846-1
0516. 93tl0 j
1981 Honda motorcycle CB-400-T Hawk,
$1500, excellent condition, 696-0359. 93t8
VW-Rabbit 1977 4 dr., automatic, air con
dition, A/FM, 39000 miles, excellent con
dition. 845-9730 69' -2519, 846-4877, Kis-
lev. 90tl0
AUTO INSURANCE
FOR AGGIES:
Call: George Webb
Farmers Insurance Group
3400 S. College 823-8051
SALES - SERVICE
“Where satisfaction is
standard equipment’ ’
TRICYCLE RACES!
First Price $200!
LIVE MUSIC!
Thurs.-Fri. by
ROY CARROLL!
by
UZANNE CARLSON!
LIVE ENTERTAINMENT
TUESDAY-SATURDAY!
2401 Texas Ave.
779-3516
“The Finest
Night Club
Within 100 Mild l
PETS
To share 3 bedroom house 2 miles from
campus, call 779-8883. g 6W
Great looking pups will make good bird-
dogs. Pointer-Springer cross. Call 693-1237
afterS p.m. 96(5
jn Tues.-Sun.
6 p.m.
“A Touch of
Country Class!'
5 Miles South of College Station
Hwy. 6 Across from Texas World Speedway