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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1981
WELCOME BACK AGGIES
The Cavitt St. Church of Christ extends to all incoming
Aggies a great big Bryan-College Station welcome! For those
looking for a Congretation to attend, we invite you to our
Sunday & Wednesday Services. Our congretation has a wel
come Fellowship for single and married Aggies. Bible study, a
caring hand of Assistance & Counseling are available upon
request. Be sure to visit with us soon! Sunday - 9:00 AM Bible
Class, 10:00 AM & 6:00 PM worship. Wednesday evening
worship at 7:30 PM.
Cavitt St. Church of Christ 3200 Cavitt St.
Bryan, Texas 77801 Phone 822-4844
John W. Leonard, Minister
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Children kept safe
by words of wisdom
United Press International
LONE TREE, Iowa — Gryn-
neth Parizek, known fondly in the
community as “Mrs. P,” is saving
children’s lives by sharing bits of
wisdom like “Oh Lord, let my
words be sweet, for tomorrow I
may have to eat them. ”
It may seem like a strange con
cept, but it works.
Every day at 6:30 a. m., Parizek
treks down to the stop signs in
front of the town’s lone school
building and slips pieces of card
board into glass cases on each of
the sign posts.
The cardboard signs carry diffe
rent phrases or witticisms and are
changed every day. The objective
is to entice drivers into making a
complete stop to read the signs,
rather than rolling through the
crosswalk.
“Some people used to coast
through here instead of stopping, ”
Parizek explained. “But they’re
getting better.”
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— who also works as a part-time
cook in the school cafeteria — be
gan her fifth year of posting the
eye-catching sayings last month.
A blue pickup truck rolled to a
stop in front of the sign posts as
Parizek ended her morning cros
sing duties. The driver craned his
neck to read the day’s ditty:
“Praise to a child is as water is to a
thirsty plant.”
Parizek said her unofficial job
began when she posted: “Thank
God it’s Friday” on the stop signs.
She forgot to take her signs down
that day and when people jovially
complained, she began putting up
different signs each day.
“Some people have told me,
‘Your sign was too long this morn
ing, ”’ Parizek said with a twinkle
in her eye. “But that just proves
they’re reading them.
Parizek’s sayings are so popular
she put together a booklet called:
“From My Little Corner of the
World,” with nearly 2,000 of her-
favorite sayings from the first
three years of posting signs.
The booklet sells for a nominal
fee — to offset the cost of printing
— and proceeds are given
school scholarship fund, le
booklet starts with her lav
saying: “By the time mania
money to hum, the pilot lij
out.”
The mother of seven chili
Parizek has compiled more
3,800 sayings. She said she
them from all over.
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one: ‘Be grateful you’re
ting all the government
paying for,’” she said. “Thes
mayor told me, ‘Only a f('
man would measure the dej
the water with both feet.
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board signs to the posts.
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point where they wouldn't hi
any more,” she said.
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carpenter shop made the
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LOS ANGELES — The owner
of Sushi-Man Restaurant has been
dished an innovative sentence for
growing marijuana. He must give
elderly customers a 50 percent
discount on raw-fish dinners.
Peter Knapp, 34, was convicted
of growing 80 marijuana plants. A
probation officer recommended a
$1,000 fine and 700 hours of com
munity service.
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Steven Stone ordered knapft!
serve the $7.50 raw-fish dinney
well as chicken teriyald, atlii
price to people 65 and older!
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