FOCUS ON: REVIEW Cannonball Run lust more chases By Cathy Saathoff Battalion Staff "Smokey and the Bandit" was a good movie, but it can only be remade so many times. Some one should tell Burt Reynolds that. "Cannonball Run" is one too many remakes. _ The plot of "Cannonball Run" is different than that of "Smokey and the Bandit;" the action is the same. Cars, cops, female anatomical parts, cars, Reynolds, cars, speeding. More cars. It all looks vaguely familiar .... But with a different cast this time, a cast that brings its own special touch (audience-drawing names) to the movie. After seeing the previews, who wouldn't rush in to watch Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr. play characters (themselves) who pretend to be priests? Just imagine Martin and Davis tak ing the vows in real life — it's sort of like that. Roger Moore plays himself (or is it James Bond?) in the movie. MOVIES He has to be acting, because no body is that spy-ish in real life, not even 007 himself. "Cannonball Run" also stars a big bunch of pseudo-actors with names people have heard of be fore. Like Mel Tillis (is the stutter real?), Terry Bradshaw (should stick to playing football), Bert Con- vy (born to be a game-show host), Adrienne Barbeau (gives Dolly Parton a run for her money), Jamie Farr (remember the M*A*S*H where he pretended he was a shiek?) and others, I think. None of them were memorable charac ters. The whole crew are partici pants in a cross-country, no- holds-barred race. Along the way, they encounter basically the same people encountered in "Smokey and the Bandit," play ed by different actors this time. (Or were they?) Reynold's team consists of himself, Dom DeLouise, Jack Elam and Farrah Fawcett. Elam must do a good acting job, because nobody can be as disgusting in real life as he is in the movie. He portrays a wild eyed proctologist (pervert) who wants to examine everyone. Especially Farrah, who plays a kidnapped tree-lover. She's just along for the ride (cheesecake! female diversion for DeLoise, Reynolds and Elam). The movie rolls along across the country. Prime fare for the Dukes of Hazzard crowd, of which I am not a member. I wasn't j^ad when it was over; I just wanted to get up and move on to other (moreexciting) things. But wait, there's more. Re member the outtakes at the end of "Smokey and the Bandit II"? The flubbed up parts, that were really funny, and some people said they were the best part of the movie (still not saying much ...)? Yes, they made a few boo- boos while making "Cannonball Run." Somehow, I didn't expect them to be funny. I was right. The whole movie was a boo- boo. Record prices City pools available for private parties By Denise Richter Battalion Staff The temperature is hovering around 100 degrees. You decide that a quick dip in the swimming pool is the only thing that will cool you off. You head for Cain Pool, only to find that a couple of hundred of your fellow stu dents had the same idea. If this sounds familiar, don't despair. Swimmers and sun- bathers alike can head for one of the six public pools in the Bryan- College Station area. These pools are managed by the city parks and recreation de partments and can be rented for private parties. COLLEGE STATION POOLS ADAMSON POOL Bee Creek Park on Anderson Street, 693-2311. Weekday hours: noon — 1 p.m., adults only Monday and Wednesday: 1 p.m. — 8:45 p.m. Tuesday, Thursday and Friday: 1 p.m. — 7:45 p.m. Weekend hours: 11 a.m. — 1 p.m., adults only; 1 p.m. — 7:45 p.m, general public. Admission: 50c for children under 12, 75