\ I ! i j ii i < i i 1 i I I I I 1 I i t ! t n I 3 I E i i i f ; i i i i ' I ’ 1 : Opinion Walton Hall can take a joke Last Wednesday, The Battalion ran an editorial lampoon ing Texas A&M University dorm residents who let their music loudly blast out of their windows while sitting in front of the dorm watching the passers-by. The last two paragraphs to the editorial were: It would appear as though these people are starving for attention. If it is attention that these guys want, a better idea would be to sit around nonchalantly on the steps in front of the dorm wearing neon signs that say “Don’t notice us. Since that editorial was published, a large sign appeared across the front of the dorm (Walton Hall) that read “Don’t notice us’’ and then below that “we can’t afford neon. The significance of this incident does not escape The Battalion. We have printed several cartoons, editorials and Reader’s Forum articles in the past weeks in which we have poked fun at various campus organizations. We thought the persons involved and our readers would enjoy the material like we did. Boy, were we wrong. After nearly every attempt at humor that appeared on the Viewpoint page, we would receive angry letters and even angrier phone calls. We never wanted to offend anyone. We were beginning to think no one on this campus had a sense of humor. That is, until we took on Walton Hall. The residents of Walton Hall, with their ability to take a joke and give it back, have renewed our faith in the Aggie sense of humor. 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Viewpoint local The Battalion Texas A&M University Wednesday February 27, 1980 Ol Feminist’s stands against draft By RIC Campus not consistent with rhetoric A demon appe |h the small, T liee yourself. ittacks with hi leeply the derr lemon attacks a lie, but you ha leath. By CHERYL ARVIDSON United Press International Now let me say right off that I don’t want to go to war. I don’t want women going to war, and I don’t want men going to war. I don’t want war, period. Not for me, you or anybody else. That out of the way, it is time to focus on the more general issue of women and the draft, a point Congress is going to have to address shortly. President Carter wants to reinstitute draft registration for men and women, aged 19 and 20, as part of the military prepared ness mentality sweeping the executive and legislative branches of government. But, says he, women won’t be used fof combat duty. He could impose draft registration on men with an executive order, but to put women in the pool. Carter needs action by Congress. The Senate so far has been pret ty quiet on the issue, but some key House leaders say there’s no way a proposal to register women can pass on their side of the Capitol. his fault and they didn’t have a thing to do about it. Add to this the extra benefit of avoiding entirely the question of what to do about women. Women’s groups are opposing the reg istration proposal as well. Their line of reasoning goes like this: We don’t want war so we don’t want registration because that moves the country closer to war. It is only as an afterthought that they say women should be included if registration becomes a reality. Strike up the band. Everyone is dancing the cop-out waltz. Congress, in a not unusual stance, is ducking the issue and throwing the ball to Carter. If the president really wants reg istration, he can have it just by signing an executive order. Then if the public gets outraged, only the president is to blame. Members of Congress can say it was all Carter is ducking, too. He’s willing to go three-quarters of the way by saying women as well as men should register. But his commitment to equality stops in the crunch: combat duty. He fails to realize that equality for women isn’t a parttime thing: An equal right to live means an equal right to die. But the most distressing stand of all is that of the beleaguered women’s move ment that is slowly drifting farther and farther away from reality. Its main priority, the Equal Rights Amendment, is dying a slow death, revived briefly by a controver sial extension of the ratification deadline until March 1982, but still no closer to acceptance than it was four years ago. Putting anoth Women s groups should lx u«oinputer, you very real possibility that the ER'Wars. Anoth< pass and be regrouping now, v )Aun. years, to develop other ways to| |The Micro-co their goal. The draft registrationii ;uch games for excellent place to start. flie games ranj True believers in women’s rigbl P°^ er to ^ be on the front line, (lc“niandingt® mors ’ a C j eluded if draft registration is re. J u 1 nKt ' (ms d< m.iiulmu that ( amgress takei^B 1 * inont ls action is needed to end forever‘ij®, damentally unequal assumptiontb§|jj America’s men go off to war, itswoa at home. And, for the record, draft res isn't the same as going to war. IniJ argument could be made that .kj leaders might be doubly cautii making warlike noises iftheirdatij well as their sons, would he called the price. Sat ||(W IW * W Reagan should ‘duck’ jokes By KATHI C Anyone wish irtwork or craf Annual Spring lave an applies The festival, College Station ion Departme ales and demoi ainment, food ' Recreation S :ie Rodgers sai pie to any otl lecause it is a pin a juried udges, expert Srafts, judges s . This year, sh udges from the vho have had irt, judging all All the judgi ideration is th ollowed by ii work with forr Ingar Garris said she is look riateness of de among the oth Garrison sa volved in art rr ceramics wit! parts of the c working with She is on t Council of Bra of the America delegate for tl cil, which wil July. Tina Watki judges and dir cil of Brazos V tion has need show for a lor She said t artists and cr area who hav too long. between now and November By DICK WEST United Press International Presidential candidates such as Ronald Reagan soon learn two truths that are ax iomatic in my line of work. They are: 1. Nothing is so preposterous that some body won’t believe it. 2. No joke is so innocuous that nobody will be offended by it. For candidates, one is a blessing and the other a curse. The first truism means that even when a candidate is uttering complete balderdash, a certain percentage of the audience will nod agreement as though they were hear ing a ringing affirmation of the eternal veri ties. The second one means that any candi date who attempts to inject a bit of levity into the campaign is skating on thin quick sand. If he can’t resist uncorking a few knee-slappers, he at least should avoid animal jokes. Especially duck jokes. joke-telling cost him Polish and Italian votes. It will be because he lost the duck owners vote. like auto exhaust fumes, were a j source of pollution. No group is more easily stirred to wrath by jocularity than pet owners. And the quickest of all to take umbrage are duck fanciers. If the fury generated by a woman scorned is your idea of severe emotion tem pest, you should encounter a few duck fan ciers in full cry. I can tell you from hard experience that they would see nothing humorous in a joke about taking a duck to a cockfight. Should Reagan fare worse than expected at the Republican National Convention, it will not be because his controversial fling at Americans of Polish and Italian extrac tion are fairly tolerant of jests at their ex pense, compared to friends of the duck. Why are they so sensitive? Perhaps be cause they are a sub-species of bird watch ers, one of the most touchy groups on the face of the Earth, or wherever you may 1 didn’t write that report. ImeKi laved its findings, along withasifl that it might he possible to cleve>| under-bough spray that would nm more socially acceptable. And bird watchers, in turn, derive their militancy from association with tree wor shippers, probably the most thin-skinned of all. I still feel the sting of a few years ago when I came across a report indicating that trees, by emitting noxious vapors not un- Here’s what I got for trying to be 4 a small forest in woodpulp usedop* letters denouncing me for arboreij rilege, Joyce Kilmer heresy and *>1 other crimes against nature. That taught me a hitter lessonaM jects for joshing. Now I pretty miicM safe ground — the basic racial rej ethnic, sexist and mother-in-lawjok I recommended that presidentialij dates do the same. Thotz By Doug Grab 7 x hate to USE this jaLaPE-Ko smufy; but r GOTTA T>'P l F \a/an/T TO BE a COWBOY;