THOTZ By Doug Graham 1 / 'CAuse rr M/\hB YOU FEEL WONDERFUL ^llft Opinion Fuel program is federal fiasco Washington bureaucrats excel at overkill. . .The latest example lies in the issuance of federal fuel assistance checks. Most of the poor who receive Supplemental Security Income payments also are receiving a one-time payment ranging up to $250 under the new “energy crisis assistance program.” But in at least one state where figures are avail able, Michigan, 15 percent of the recipients live in institu tions where they do not incur separate heating costs. When questioned . . ., a spokeswoman for the Social Se curity Administration, which administers the fuel assis tance program, said it was not a mistake; the checks were mailed deliberately without regard for the recipients living arrangements — in the interest of speed of delivery. The fuel assistance program is expected to cost $1.35 billion. Of that total, $1.2 billion is being distributed by the Department of Health, Education and Welfare as energy allowances and $400 million is allocated to recipients to Supplemental Security Income. If the number of recipients living in institutions in other states is anywhere near the number in Michigan — and it probably is — there is reason to send up a cry of dismay and anger. As one local wag put, “With taxes the way they are, the government might as well take out a second mortgage on my house — and it won’t pay my heating bills. ” Durham, N.C., Morning Herald the small society by Brickman The Battalion USPS 045 360 LETTERS POLICY LetUr.s to the editor should not exceed 3(H) words and are .subject to beinfi cut to that length or less if longer. The editorial staff reserves the right to edit such letters and does not guarantee to publish any letter. Each letter must be signed, show the address of the writer and list a telephone number for verification. 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Viewpoint The Battalion Texas A&M University Friday January 18, 1980 - New rules for importing parrots will drive travelers crackers By DICK WEST If you are one of those people who have a feeling life is growing evennore compli cated, better leave your birds at home the next time you travel abroad. Birds make delightful traveling compan ions, sure. I know people who wouldn’t go anywhere without one. But if I were about to embark on a world tour, I would se riously consider hiring a bird-sitter. Here’s the question: Is the pleasure you might derive from the bird’s company worth the both of learning the new regulations just issued by the U.S. De partment of Agriculture. In my opinion, no. And if you happen to own a parrot or a parakeet, it probably will tell you the same thing. Nevertheless, there are always some people who can’t bear the thought of going off and leaving their birds behind, no mat ter what. For their benefit, I shall endeaver to present a coherent summary of the rules that took effect this week. To begin on a bright note, “Persons who take pet birds out of the United States and return with them witin 60 days will not have to put them in quarantine. ” I’m quot ing here from a government press release. However, such persons “should keep in mind that they will be able to bring only two hookbilled birds back into the country during any one year. Also remember to obtain veterinary health certificates before departing and to have the birds banded or tattoed for iden tification purposes. Suppose, for example, you are off for a month in Spain with an albatross, an os- pray and a snowy egret. Fine. No prob lem. m< But if you are taking along a falcon, toucan and flamingo, you’ve got trouble. The shape of their beaks is such that only two can come back with you. Which means you have to find someone willing to board a strange falcon, toucan or flamingo for the next 12 months. No easy task. Can put a heavy strain on friendships. But not just any port of entiy quarantine facilities are available mi Ut-ra New York, Miami, Brownsville, h ere n( El Paso, Negales, San Ysidro, LosA^ and Honolulu. All don’t forget that quarantine must be reserved in advance. Wei vance,” the Agriculture Departmenti I’Gorn Plus you will need a $40 deposit In net quarantine charges, which wil ninf $80 for a single bird or $100 peroj luioxt cases of multiple occupancy. The new regulations further provide that if you are out of the country more than two months, or if you acquire, say, a Spanish pelican while you are gone, then the birds must be quarantined at a port of entry for 30 days. So there you have it, bird lovers less, of course, you are only Canada. In which case the rulesareij /orks: ent. Hope you have a nice trip anyway don’t forget to write. a Thoi izzly, ip and Sir lallet t isappo give nee in The :rs we 1st, a nit K< tandin Cana jrmed f moc r as a laples oung HEY! IET5 KEEP POLITICS ouraras.' ostum iressu lappii ambo ihasize f the ' ance ' Soviets should listen to Americans By JIM ANDERSON The roof of the Soviety embassy on 16th Street is a jumbled forest of antennas — shortwave, microwave and even televi- with the commuter traffic reports, the fol lowing riddle: “What is covered with sand and glows in the dark?” However, there does not appear to be a citizens band receiver in the embassy. If there were, the Soviets might have a bet ter understanding of the depth of feeling in this country about the Iranian crisis and, therefore, they wouldn’t have been so surprised at the strong reaction by American political leaders to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. if the Iranians hurt our hos- If the Soviet intelligence analysts had been listening to CB Channel 4 around 9 a.m. the ( other day instead of trying to intercept high-level telephone conversa tions they would have heard, intermingled “Iran tages.” That was followed by a chorus of “right on’s” and “That’s a big 10-4. Middle Americans, at least those who express themselves in the grass-roots medium of CB, are angry and frustrated by the twin crises of Iran and Afghanistan. Pent-up emotions about the helpless ness of the United States to rescue the hostages, held by the Iranians since Nov. 4, merges into the outrage about the mas sive Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. Even if they were not monitoring the CB channels in Washington, the Soviet analysts might have picked up some clues from more sophisticated commentators on the editorial pages of the New York Times and the Washington Post which are not the usual nesting spots for hawks in inter national relations. The Washington Post carried a column by its former Moscow correspondent, Robert Kaiser, who argued, “For the Soviet Union, the Olympic Games are a matter of legitimacy, and that makes them a matter of grave concern.” “Participants in the debate... should realize that no other non-military move could so directly challenge the Soviet leadership, or so startle the Soviet public. ” That column was seen by Vice President Walter Mondale, who picked up that theme of “legitimacy” and called it to the attention of President Carter. Within hours, administration spokesmen*! saying that a U.S. lx)ycott of the Moso games, and sponsorship of altemati games, “is an open question... d ing on Soviet behavior.” Mondale is probably correct in ing a widespread American publicn willingness to forego the games. It M. be a form of sacrifice, a sense something meaningful in a situationwln nothing else seems to have much effect But an Olympics boycott — single-shot musket that is fired —loses persuasive effect. Once executed, 11 more ability to affect Soviet behavio The Soviet Union’s leadership will clear suffer embarrassment and a loss ol ps stige; but the Soviet Union wouldsurvi and so — most likely — would itspresei leadership. VEf* in R ezoh cuar eleo com ACC Rud AG( midi ID. AGC Audi AGC Rude BAI Day AG( The; AGP from door MS( in th MSC Lick' ALP 7:30 OFf Rooi MS( Rudi COli perh P Letters Waggies free from most Corps pranks Editor: We are writing in reference to the con tinuing controversy of women joining the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets and its vary ing organizations such as the Band, the Ross Volunteers, etc. We feel very strongly that the women who are presently in the Corps should re-examine what they feel to be “discriminating treatment” — women are not the only members being subject to traditional pranks. The male members of the Corps have been victims of these pranks for almost a century, long before women were ever admitted to the University. Nevertheless, women were admitted to the University and later the Corps and are now shouting for equality. We feel these women Corps members should have equality, but this equality includes a shaved head, and all the century-old pranks that go along with being a member of this prestigious organization. Just how many women cadets do you see with shaved heads? None! Is this their so-called equality? It sounds very much like the very discrimination these women are against. If they want equality, fine, but they have to take total equality or quit complaining about the so called discrimi nation they feel they are being subject to. Evelyn VanPelt and Graceanna Todaro Iran devoted to Islam? Editor: After reading several pieces of prose pertaining to our present predicament with Persia, a peculiar problem has pre vailed as prominent, in my opinion. I’ve noticed that all of the letters to the editor I’ve read have been written by American students at TAMU (yes, real students). Why don’t the Iranians ever reply? Can it be that they are afraid. Can it be that, without a weak and dying scapegoat, their revolutionary spirit escaped them? Can it be that they are just a mob of illiterates (including those here at TAMU) comment ing on complicated affairs of state by burn ing flags, throwing rocks and yammering in some sort of jibberish that chimpanzees can’t even understand? Noo-o-o-o-o! The Iranians are a very brave and intel ligent people, devoted to the holy laws of Isalm. Why else would they detain501 lomats? Why else would they threaten put them on trial — threaten and threat! and threaten — for 76 days? Gosh, k could anyone mistake these staunch o crees as empty and cowardly threats?Hi could anyone mistake these fine, religc people as a bunch of cowardly hypoor® yapping dogs? After all, if their “incarcei tion” of the 50 Americans is kidnap! wouldn’t they be subject to the Islainicli they rave so much about. Let’s si now . . . .if one steals, he loses his hand one lies, he loses his tongue. I woiid what a country would lose for kidi and violation of international law? Oh well, that’s for the Russians tod cide. Ronnie Bucclii' ISN'T THIS GREAT HAVING THE SAflE PSYCHOLOGY CLASS JOHN. YEAH, U£ CAN SIT TOGETHER IN CLASS EVERY nORNIMG. ... AND SO,UE SEE THAT EACH HEMISPHERE OF THE BRAIN CONTROLS THE OPPOSITE SltSE OF THE BODY. DOES THAT TUAN HAWDEb PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE IN THEIR RIGHT AIINDS THAT LEFT THE OMLY HAL, UHY DON'T YOUVTH SOfTEUHERE ELSE TOnORROU.