Page 8 THE BATTALION TUESDAY, JUNE 11, 1979 viewpoint By SEAN PETTY Battalion Sports Editor Noblemen of Rice? Hey, have you heard the latest Aggie joke? If you haven’t heard it, you might have seen it. And if you haven’t seen or heard it, let me tell it to you. It seems the Aggies decided to add on to Kyle Field, their 54,000 seat football stadium, and expand it to hold 72,000. It seemed to be a great idea because it meant more Aggies could watch the Aggie foot ball team which means more money for A&M — which is good. So the Aggies hired an Ag to do the job, Mr. H.B. Zachry, and he was asked to start the job as soon as the Aggies and TCU Horned Frogs walked off the field Nov. 25 — the Aggies last home football game. And much like the main man in the Bible, he said he would tear Kyle Field down and rebuild it in three days or at least by the beginning of the next football season when the Aggies would host the Brigham Young Cougars. And everyone bought the idea. But H.B. didn’t get the message from the man upstairs that it would rain for forty days and forty nights in Aggieland, putting a halt to his temple building for a while. And get this, the Aggies probably won’t play a home football game at home next year because the concrete monster we know as Kyle Field will probably have more construction workers in the third decks than football fans on Oct. 13, the date H.B. is to have finished the home of the Fightin’ Texas Aggie football team (whoop). Some joke, huh? But looking at the situation realistically, it all adds up to a possible big pain in the, well, never mind. But the experts from Zachry say the stadium will be ready. You thought you were going to get tickets so easily next year with 72,000 available seats didn’t you? Nope, sorry. And I can see the story now, “The Texas Aggies will play the Houston Cougars at Bryan’s Viking Stadium, Saturday Oct. 13 at 2:00 p.m. The drawing for the 1,000 tickets alloted to A&M students will be held Friday afternoon. Good Luck.’’ Yea, but the experts from Zachry say Kyle Field will be ready Oct. 13. Just think, no midnight yell practices at Kyle Field. Why, the beer consumption in College Station could drop drastically next fall. No following the band into Kyle Field. No pinching. No lights out. No grode stories. No fightin’ Texas Aggie offense (whoop). Coach Tom Wilson (whoop), no nothin’. And what about all the reunions for the old Ags? I will never be able to write, “Well, the Aggies are coming back home after a long road trip.” The whole season will be a road trip. What about all the season ticket holders? What season are they holding their tickets for? But the experts from Zachry assure us we will be sitting in Kyle Field Saturday Oct. 13. Somehow I find it hard to believe. And I’m not alone. “I drive by Kyle Field every day,” said A&M athletic director Marvin Tate, “and it looks like it’s going so slow but maybe once they get all the groundwork done the rest of it will come up fast. Tate is between the proverbial rock and hard place with season ticket sales and plans for next season. “I’m in a tough position,” he said. “I have to go with what the Zachry people are telling me and every report we get says they are going to make it. So as far as season tickets go, we are selling them for Kyle Field. “But if push comes to shove, we have talked to Bice and have an agreement to play there if we run into problems here. Logistically it would be very tough for us to play at Rice but we may have no choice. “And we really don’t want to even talk about playing at Rice in order to keep pressure on the contractor to get the job done here. We don’t want to play at Rice or any other stadium except Kyle Field.” And I’m sure you, the fans, don’t want to have to drive into Hous ton every weekend we are supposed to have a home game. What about when Rice plays at home also? Are we going to kick them out of their own stadium or play double-headers or what? “Today’s twin bill pits Rice against Texas and Texas A&M against Houston in the nightcap,” the papers will say. Tate said that the Aggies will play in Kyle Field if the stands are finished but the pressbox isn’t. Thanks a lot. I can see myself and the rest of the press being suspended from a crane 100-feet in the air, swaying in the breeze with our notepads, hanging on for dear life next Phils sink Astros United Press International PHILADELPHIA — Larry Bowa singled home Bud Harrelson with the go-ahead run Monday night, sparking a two-run rally in the seventh inning that gave the Philadelphia Phillies and Randy Lerch a 4-2 victory over the Hous ton Astros. 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