The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current, April 11, 1978, Image 7

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THE BATTALION
TUESDAY, APRIL 11, 1978
Page 7
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Like the sweet
you want bu
just can’t get,
there ain’t no
Luckenbach Beer
in Texas.. .yet.
Be the first
in your neighborhood
to have a LUCKENBACH
six-pack.
While you’re waiting for the
original, redneck, longneck
LUCKENBACH BEER®, you
can conceal your impatience
and cover up your second favor
ite suds with LUCKENBACH
BEER® labels. Order them now,
and be the first in your group to
not drink LUCKENBACH
BEER® . Good beer, like good
women, can’t be rushed. But
they’re both worth waiting for.
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p&Ei/vuu/vv bee a
Six pressure-sensitive, full-
color, work-of-art
LUCKENBACH BEER® do-it-
yourself labels. Brew your own
or cover up a cheap beer, for
$1.95. You can stick them
wherever you wish.
While you’re not drinking
LUCKENBACH BEER®, you
might as well enjoy a no-hit
record. Get your very own 45
rpm of “There Ain’t No
Luckenbach Beer® in Texas...
Yet,” with “Lay Back With
Luckenbach” on the reverse.
It’s a boot stomper. If you don’t
like the music, frame the cover.
$7.75.
!)■*-
Have your own status symbol.
A “first-run, limited edition
LUCKENBACH BEER®
souvenir bottle,” signed by
Carl Albert Luckenbach,
grandson of Carl Albert
Luckenbach. Numbered and
shipped in a self-display box.
$5.00.
Cover up your worn “Cowboys Ride Longer” bumper sticker
with this full-color LUCKENBACH BEER® sign. It’s a mark of
good taste. $2.50.
Or, Giant Wall Size: 20'x2 1 /2' with adhesive back. $60.00.
Women’s LUCKENBACH
BEER® BUST T-Shirt. S-M-L
White with red ringers, full color
print. Makes a real nice pair.
$12.00.
LUCKENBACH BEER® Cap
fits any head, except foamy
ones. Comes in red, red or red,
with official emblem. $9.50.
Official full color woven
emblem, alone $3.00.
Impress your fancy friends with
a set of these LUCKENBACH
BEER® glasses. 16 oz. SW tall.
Set of 4—$19.95
Men’s LAY BACK WITH
LUCKENBACH BEER® T-
Shirt. S-M-L-XL. White with red
trim, full color print. Great for
overnighters in Lampasas.
$12.00.
A LUCKENBACH BEER®
visual for your pick-up/camper
rear window will make you the
envy of the carry-out. 18"x 64",
2-colors on mylar. $16.50.
LUCKENBACH BEER®
cork 4 1 4" coasters. Make
great frisbees for little cowboys.
$2.95 for set of 6.
(PLEASE PRINT)
MY NAME:
BEER
MY ADDRESS:.
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP.
LUCKENBACH BEER MARKETING
P.O. Box 22212, Houston, Texas 77027
My telephone number is ( )
LUCKENBACH BEER© ITEM SIZE(if applies)
QTY
ITEM PRICE
TOTAL
I’ve enclosed a check or money order in the
amount of $ payable to Luckenbach
Beer®. (Sorry, no C.O.D.’s).
Charge to: Master Charge Visa
American Express
Account #
Expiration Date:
Signature (required if using credit card)
Copyright© GDL&W, Inc. 1977
T.D.T. 4178 T.B.4178
Window Visual
$16.50
Cap with emblem
9.50
Emblem
3.00
Record
7.75
Glasses (set of 4)
19.95
T-Shirt, Woman’s
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12.00
T-Shirt, Men’s
12.00
Bumper Sticker
$2.50 ea (3 for $6)
Wall Size Poster
$60.00
Thermometer (steel)
29.95
Thermometer (wood)
19.95
Labels (set of 6)
1.95
Coasters (set of 6)
2.95
Souvenir Bottle
5.00
Shipping and handling costs are included.
Delivery may take six or more weeks.
Nobody rushes in Luckenbach. You’ll get it.
Be patient.
Add 5% if delivered in Texas $
The Total Order $
Here’s a hot one. Your own full-
color LUCKENBACH BEER®
thermometer will tell you when
it’s time to uncap one. It’s 4 3 4"x
IB 1 ^" on steel. $29.95.
Or $19.95 on wood.