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THE BATTALION
WEDNESDAY, MAY 7, 1975
WANT AD RATES
BATTALION CLASSIFIED Who me, sir? A nonreg?
One day
. 10c per wor
ROOMMATE WANTED 1
Minimum charge—$1.00
Classified Display
$1.50 per column inch
each insertion
DEADLINE
3 p.m. day before publication
SPECIAL NOTICE
EVERYONE Invited To Attend Iliis Unusual Shop
— "Collectors Square," 608 South Bryan, EVERY
THING For Collectors, Decorators, Treasure Hun
ters, Flea Marketers, Garage Sellers, Rockhounds
Hobbyists. Antiques, Carnival & Depression Class
Silver, Pewter, Brass, Tinware, China, Crystal
1,000 & 1 Iron Collectibilia, Rocks, Agate, Geodes
Crocks, Bottles, Books, Iron Beds, Plows, Wagon
Wheels. . 115t3
THE PLASTER NOOK
is now open
Come by and visit
2010 S. College
BROADMOOR
APARTMENTS
2 Bedroom, 1 bath, central air & heat, panelled,
carpeted & & draped, close to school, University
Shopping Center, & Medical Center, $155. unfur
nished. $175 furnished. All bills paid including
cable, or $130 unfurnished, $150 furnished including
water and cable.
1503 Broadmoor
846-1297 or 846-2737
NEED $3,000 THIS
SUMMER?
Subd. of Alcoa has openings for
students returning to
hometowns.
Call Main Number in:
Dallas 241-3671
Ft. Worth 460-8886
San Antonio 342-4655
Austin 452-2758
Houston 526-3029
Pasadena 473-1688
ATTENTION MARRIED COUPLES. One and 2
bedrcwm furnished apartments. Ready for occupancy. 1*A
miles south of campus. Lake for fishing. Washateria
on grounds. Country atmosphere. Call D. R. Cain
Co., 823-0934 or after 5, 846-3059 or 822-6135.
166tfh
Service For All
Chrysler Corp. Cars
Body Work — Painting
Free Estimates
HALfiELL MOTOR COMPANY, INC..
Dodge Sales and SerYice Since 1922
1411 Texas Ave. — 823-8111 57tfn
1 bedroom apartment, furnished, all bills paid. Acme
Realty, 822-6571. 105tfn
Furnished mobile home for summer, a/c, two bedroom,
$150 month, pleasant country location, 10 minutes south
of campus off Wellborn Road. Call 845-2226 after 7 p. m.,
ask for Rod Speer. 116t4
One room efficiency with bath. First summer session
only. Cheap, $60 plus utilities. John or Mike,
846-0510. 116t3
PART TIME CASHIER
2 nights a week and alternate
Saturdays. Apply Thursday and
SfetsSL 1 ' starr Fur " lture -
Female Roommate for summer only.
$80 rent plus bills. House, CA, own
bedroom. Close to campus. 846-2536
(Leslie & Molly) 115t3
MALE ROOMMATE
For Rummer or fall. 1 bedroom apart
ment, air conditioning, $60 month. 3
blocks off campus. Clean, non-smoker
preferred. i
846-6692
Need roommate both summer sessions, Now! Old Col
lege Main. 846-3674. 116t2
Female roommate for summer and fell. One bedroom
furnished, $92.50 per month. All bills paid. Call any
time, 846-1896. H5t3
By KEN STROEBEL
Staff Writer
Bam! Bam! Bam!
“Come in.”
“Sir, Cadet Stroebel reporting as or
dered, sir.”
“Oh, Mr. Stroebel. Come in. At
ease. Havachair.”
“Yessir. Thank you.”
“As you know, you’ll be graduating
in a matter of days and regardless of
whether you signed a contract or not,
there’s going to be a delay before you
go on active duty. And, well, what do
you think about becoming a nonreg?”
“A nonreg, sir? I mean, isn’t there a
better way?”
“The dropouts have all the jobs.”
“A . . . nonreg ...”
“Well, the Air Force has a program
to teach you how to become civilized,
kinda like the recivilization program of
the returning POWs.”
“.. .. nonreg? .
“Might give you something to do
for the duration. What do you say, Mr.
Stroebel?”
Aggies call or see Andy Anderson to
help save money on your moves.
U-Haul has moved Aggies since 1960.
Cheapest rates, best service.
2010 S. College, 822-3546.
Apartment to sublet for summer. 2 bedroom, furnished,
good location for college students. Around J200. Call
846-1534. 116t3
Apartments for summer and fall. 1 and 2 bedroom ar
rangements. All bills paid, furnished, no pets. Scholars
Inn, 846-3050, 846-7414. 116t3
2 bedroom apartments. $115 unfurnished; $130 fur
nished. Gas and water paid, near campus, no pets,
846-7414, 846-3050. 116t,'
Workers needed for registra
tion for first term summer ses-j
sion on June 2nd. Contact;!
Dave Worley, Room 7A Coke
Building. 114t7l
WORK WANTED
-••V
Typing. Experienced, fast, accurate. All kinds. 822-
0544. 233tfn
Full time typing. Symbols. Call 823-7723. 392tfh
Will do typing,
weekends.
Call 823-4579 after 5 and on
117tl
3-C Corral, waiters or waitresses, also need line work
ers, 5-10 p.m. Apply in person. Across from Bryan High
on Barak Lane. 114t4
EUROPE -ISRAEL-AFRICA-ASIA-
SOUTH AMERICA
Travel discounts year round. Student Air Travel Agency,
Inc. 4228 First Avenue, Tucker, Ga. 30084 (404)
934-6662. 108tll
3-4 bedroom house, two baths, May 27 thru Aug. 15.
Large yard, good location. $250per month plus utilities.
Central air. Call evenings, 846-9339. 115t3
One or two people*to work 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Mon.-Frii
Also one or two to work weekends and two or thfee
nights a week. Sales or cashier experience helpful. Apply'
in person only, Whataburger, Bryan or College
Station. 67tfh
AUTO INSURANCE
FOR AGGIES:
Call: George Webb
Farmers Insurance Group
3400 S. College 823-805
summer.
846-7381 after 3.
PERSONALS
To the “PERSON” that took the tie
downs off my bike at the Printing
Center — I hope your Mother has
better luck with her next litter than
she had with you. netz
Finfeather Acres, mobile homes for rent, 822-2627.
81tfn
3 bedroom mobile home in Oak Forest Park,
846-1688. 108tfn
Apartments near campus, $100 up, 846-0692. 113t8
For full or part time employment wherever you are this
^Married only, lor both. For appointment call
109tl2
JOB OPPORTUNITIES
nonr—Sir?”
“Clyde, you wanna step in here a
moment?
“I want you to meet your nonreg
instructor, Stroebel.”
“Howdy, Stroebel is my name.”
“Ah, Mr. Stroebel, I hadn’t meant
that literally. This is Clyde. Since he’ll
be working closely with you as your
civilizor, I think you need to establish
a less formal working relationship.”
“Yessir, you’re right, sir. Clyde,
what does your mother (All you?”
“What does my-are you jivin’ me,
man?”
“Say again?”
“Are you jivin’ me?”
“No, I-I didn’t think I was standing
that close.”
“Mr. Stroebel, Clyde is his first
name.”
“Oh, I see, sir. How convenient.”
“Mr. Stroebel, why don’t you bring
Apartment for rent for 2 $45 apiece, 846-5132. lOtfh
FOR SALE OR RENT I
, FOR RENT
TRAVIS
HOUSE APTS.
1 & 2 Bedroom
6 week and 3 month summer
leases available now.
505 Hwy. 30
846-6111
BELAIR
Mobile Home Park
5 minutes from campus
Swimming po<
utilities, Ian
;es
ol, TV cable, ail city
lots.
Special for Students
FREE LOT FOR HORSES
822-2326 or 822-2421
Get the Best for Less
394tfn
SUMMER JOB - 1975, Just printed. 1000’s of en
tries. A must for all job searchers who are serious
about finding summer employment. Mail $5.95 to
American Research Ltd. 499 Hamilton Ave. Palo
Alto, Calif. 94304 115(6
Men’s Seiko Watch in weight room at
G. Rollie White. Sizable reward of
fered. If found, call Joe at
846-5694. 115t3
FOR SALE
medication
6 year old male Australian shepherd. Blue merle with
tail (gray, black spots with white tail). 846-6065 or
number on tag collect. Reward. Dog requires special
114t5
GARAGE SALE
SATURDAY & SUNDAY
Aquarium, clothes, lawn edger — lots
more! Everything must go! 506-B
Dogwood, C.S.
846-1145
117t)
FOUND
Small black dog. California rabies tag. Near Hensel
Park. Call 846-8730. 117t2
JOB OPPORTUNITIES
THINK BUFFALO
THE MSC CAFETERIA WITH ALE YOUNG CHIEFi
AND INDtANNPRINCESSES TO (fREAT POW WOW. ORDER
ROfyST BUFFALO AND BE INITIATED IN THE ROYAL ORDEl
OF BUFFALO HUNTERS. THIS IS REAL BUFFALO ... NO
BULL. ALL WHO PASS THE TEST WILL BE PRESENTED WITH
N INDIAN HEADBAND.
Veciat,
Because of tho'g«^it interest of our ctlstomers to have a taste (if the past, BuffaJ
will bAserytrtl aganN^nsspring and summer. It isJhe_pjmiion' , <d'many that til
IndianAyly/d a good tliTn]?vvoing with the feuffareSTThenVare manyother tasf
items on the menu each nmal, but no jnatfer what you desire stampede to tlu\
MSC Cafeteria. 'i
/
!.<■
EACH EVENING
4:30 p.m. - 7:00 p.m.
“Quality First”
me your AFRNWAP 36-10 from my
office.”
“Yessir.”
“Hey, man, you gotta be kiddin’
me, man. You expect me to lay some
heavy jive on this dude?”
“Look, Clyde, you must remember
he’s been a zip for a year. It’s not
something you get over quickly. Tell
you what: Why don’t you just stand by
and I’ll work with him some and then
I’ll call you when he’s more advanced.”
“Right on, brother.”
“Ah, Mr. Stroebel. Just set it over
here. Clyde had to step out for a min
ute. We here in Air Science thought
we’d go ahead and issue you your
AFRNWAP 36-10 so you could start
practicing being a nomeg.”
“Thirty-six dash ten? I’m not famil
iar with that, Sir.”
“Well, this is your Air Force Regu
lation Nonregulation Wearing Apparel
Parcel. The Air Force has put together
some things that will at least make you
look like a nonreg. Let’s see what we
have here. ‘Shirt; Tee, Men’s, Cotton,
Dirty, 1 ea.’ There, try that on. Mr.
Stroebel, you’re putting it on back
wards.”
“Yessir. What else is in there?”
“Well, let’s see. ‘Bottoms; Bell,
Jeans, Blue, Faded, Grass-stained, 1
pr.’ Hm. Wonder why there’s quotation
marks around ‘grass-stained’...”
“These are going to need some
work, Sir. They’re low water. Need a
crease pretty badly. And these cables
at the bottom will have to go, sir. I’ll
have to sew the pockets shut, too. Why
look at how much these will have to be
taken in at the bottom of the legs, sir.
No wonder the economy’s messed up.
The tailors must be making a killing.”
“Here’s your ‘Sandals; Back, Wet, 1
pr.’ ”
“How quaint, sir: They’re like the
‘go-aheads’ the POWs used. Well, at
least there’s not much to shine, sir.
Although doing the brass may be a
problem.”
“Is that all, sir? I mean, no belt? No
buckle? No socks? Or-or boot bands?”
“Apparently not.”
“Don’t I get a copy of the Mani-
festoV'
“Hm. I suppose that will come lat
er. By the way, have you been studying
your AFM 42-60?”
"Conversational Nonreg, sir? Yessir.
Let’s see, ‘Hey, man, what’s happening,
man?’ ”
“Good . . .”
“Um, um, ‘Farm out, man.’ ”
“ 'Far out.’ Go on.”
“Uh, ‘Right arm, brother.’ ”
'68 Firebird. 512 First St. No. 4, C.S. $495. 116t2
69 Chevrolet Impala, good condition, air and power,
$850, 823-0665. 116t2
SOUTHGATE VILLAGE
APARTMENTS
Family size apartments with lots of
closet space. Individually controlled
refrigerated air. Cable TV connections.
Complete laundry facilities.
ALL UTILITIES PAID
One, two, three & four bedroom apart
ments from $104.00. Some available
now. Married students welcome.
134 Luther
(off old hwy. 6 so., C. S.)
Rental Office
846-3702
“ ‘Right on' ‘Right on,'...”
“Uh, ‘Outta mind, man.’ ”
“No, no! ‘Outta sight,’ not ‘outta
mind.’ Well, you’ll have plenty of time
to work on it at home.”
“Don’t wanna go home, sir.”
“Oh? Why not?”
“Too many nonregs. Dead ele
phants everywhere.”
“But what about your family?”
“Sleaziest outfit I ever saw. No
whistle jock, no drill, no call to quar
ters, no quadding, nobody knows what
the uniform is-I always end up chang
ing clothes three or four times, sir.
Disgusting. Sir, is there something
wrong?”
“Ah-, no, no-tell me more.”
“Well, sir, all the people, there’s so
many of them I don’t know and so
many of them know me and I feel so
sleazy when I don’t whip out that I
don’t even go downtown anymore.”
“What do you do?”
“I usually send my sister on a de
tail.”
“No, at home.”
“Oh, I give her sophomore privi
leges at home.”
“No, I mean what do you do at
home?”
“Oh, I run a lot, sir. Study my stan
dard. Work on my tennis shoes.”
“You polish your tennis shoes?”
“Yessir. Doesn’t. .. everyone?"
“What are some of these other
things that happen to you at home?”
“Well, sir, once I went to see my
high school football team play and a
fight broke out on the field and I start
ed whooping and was halfway over the
fence and onto the field before they
caught me.”
“And?”
“And there was the water fight 1
tried to have with the neighbors. Only
they didn’t catch on.”
“What else?”
“Then there’s the time I was show
ing groad flicks up on the side of our
neighbors’ house.”
“What happened?”
“Well, that’s another thing, sir. See,
nobody ever explained to me that a
cop isn’t the same thing as an OD...”
“What are you leading up to Mr.
Stroebel?”
“To be honest, sir, I-I just don’t
think I can handle it. I just couldn’t
live like that.”
“Don’t think you can-Come, now,
Mr. Stroebel!”
“Yessir.”
“Why, wasn’t it your outfit that
stole Bevo?”
“Yessir, but-it. . . it’s not the same
thing, sir.”
“Come on, Mr. Stroebel! You
aren’t going to mess your class around,
are you? Aren’t you willing to give it
an old Army try?”
“1 guess I could handle a short
hitch, sir. Where do 1 sign?”
“Good. And it might be a good
place to start if you started growing a
beard.”
“But sir, if God had intended for us
to have hair on our faces, he would
have put it there.”
“Mr. Stroebel, He did put it there.”
“Oh. Yessir.”
CITADEL
104 Pleasant
THE CITADEL NORTH
401 Lk« Stnat
846-3856
1 and 2 bedroom furnished or un
furnished, with or without bills paid.
1972 Honda 350 SL, 6500 miles, $600, 846-6957. 116t3
Lhasa Apso puppies. Registered. Good watchdogs.
Small, average weight 14 pounds. House of Poodles.
3011 S. College Ave. 822-6250. 10516
62 Chevy must sell, best offer. Call 846-8532 after
5. 115t3
'73 Suzuki TS 185, excellent condition, $425. 846-1403
after 6. 117tl
Kawasaki 900, 3 headers, $60. 1 year old.
845-3797. ' 117t2
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For employment information at Texas
A&M University dial 845-4444 24 hours a
day. Equal Employment Opportunity
through Affirmative Action.
Texas A&M University
• Spacious 1-2-3 bedroom apartments
• Tennis courts
• Sauna baths and exercise rooms
• Club (Pent House I)
• Cable TV
• Wall to Wall carpeting
• 24-hour security
• All utilities paid
• 2 minutes from Texas A&M
• From $155
; Call 693-3014 693-2933
1201 Highway 30 College Station
Bring your bikes to White’s Auto Store, College Station,
your oldest and most dependable store, for parts, repair
or trade and prices you like.
HELP WANTED
AVON
Has Openings in this area.
Customers waiting to be served.
Call 846-8224
\ OLD COLLEGE MAIN APTS.
| 4302 COLLEGE MAIN, BRYAN
jj SUMMER RATES
h ★DEPOSITS PAID TO SUMMER STUDENTS ON
S THE DAY OF DEPARTURE
91 tin
Furnished 2 bedroom mobile home on wooded 3 acres
near Texas A&M. $125 plus utilities, no pets. 846-8051,
822-5530. 113tfh
RN needed full time on
11 to 7 shift. Shift dif
ferential plus mileage. Call
or come to Grimes Memo
rial Hospital 210 S. Judson
St. Navasota, Texas 77868
or 825-6585. Ask for Mrs.
Winkelmann Director of
Nurses or Mr. Fraley Ad
ministrator.
308tfn
Great opportunity for Maggie or Aggie wives to make a
good income now and begin a career as a Real Estate ^1
Associate. Full or part time. Call 846-3796 for informa- 0
tion, A&M Realty. 110t9 i
ROOMMATE WANTED
★ FAMILIES WELCOME
★ CENTRAL HEAT & AIR
(INDIVIDUAL UNITS)
★TOTAL ELECTRIC KITCHENS
★ ALL UTILITIES PAID
★ 1 & 2 BDRM. FURN & UNFURN.
★ 3 LAUNDRIES
★WALKING DISTANCE TO
CAMPUS, CHURCHES &
SHOPPING CENTERS
★SWIMMING POOL
★ LOCATED CLOSE TO N0RTHGATE
★ 2 BDRM. STUDIOS
Wanted: Female Roommate 2
bedroom studio, $77 month.
All household goods furnished.
Transportation to university if
needed. Call 845-6411, ext. 53
between 8 and 5. ir
SECURITY
★ FAST DEPENDABLE MAINTENANCE
846-2089
Walk to campus. 2 bedroom partially furnished apai
ments. Call 846-0384. I05t;
*t30
Cocktail waitresses needed. Mansard
House. Apply in person, 693-2200. 112tfn
Female roommate, move in immediately. 845-6367 for
more information. 117tl
LUXURY APARTMENTS FOR LEASE, Summer only.
Furnished 2 bedroom, carpeted, townhouse type with
complete built-in RCA whirlpool all gas kitchen includ
ing dishwasher, disposal and 14 ft. no frost refrigerator.
Individual central air and heat. Located on a heavily
wooded lot within walking distance to university. $175
per month plus utilities, no pets, 846-8051 after 5 or all
day weekends. 97t4
SOSOLIKS
TV & RADIO SERVICE INC.
Zenith Sales and Services
TV Rental
13 S. MAIN BRYAN 822-2133
TRINITY GARDEN DUPLEXES
Like Home Living
2 bedroom - l 1 /^ baths - carpet - drapes central heat and-
air - electric kitchen - range, refrigerator - dishwasher -
disposal - washer dryer attachments in garage, fenced
K back yard — pet accepted.
846-3988
1712 Trinity Place
College Station, Texas
FRENCH QUARTER APTS
601 NORTH CROSS, COLLEGE STATION
ADULTS ONLY
(ALL UTILITIES PAID)
TAOS
* 2 LAUNDRIES
SUMMER RATES
★ DEPOSITS PAID TO SUMMER STUDENTS
THE DAY OF DEPARTURE
* CENTRAL HEAT f
& AIR 1
A limited number of units
will be completed for summer and fall occupancy.
Anderson Street (off JerseyA next to Scandia
846-8711
★ 1 & 2 BDRM. FURN. & UNFURN.
★ TOTAL ELECTRIC KITCHENS
★ SWIMMING POOL
★ LOCATED CLOSE
TO NORTHGATE
846-8981
★ SECURITY
* FAST DEPENDABLE MAINTENANCE