Don’t step in a little hole It might be a senator’s home By ALAN KILLINGSWORTH Webster’s definition: Senator — A member of a leg islative body resembling or held to resemble a senate. TAMU’s definition: Senator — A self-righteous creature which hibernates for almost the full year, coming out in April only to solicit votes and to win friends and influence people. The signs have struck the cam pus and the politicians are out in numbers. The once green grass around Sbisa Dining Hall has turned into a conglomerate of signs. The little bits of paper saying “Vote for ME” are on bul letin boards but are mostly spread on the ground. But don’t worry people. This may be the one time you get to meet the people that run “our” government. Why do people vote for these creatures? “Hey, Melbert. Who ya gonna vote for?” “Definitely the one that has the Snoopy campaign signs. That dog is so smart and anyone that re lates to him has to be definite senator material.” “Have you met any of the can didates?” “Sure. A lot of them have come by the room. They sure look like they’ve been busy. One guy must have been brushing his teeth for the last month. He had that Lib- erace smile. The other smelled like British Sterling. I guess they think that if they smell clean we might think they’re politically clean.” “Well, there is one good thing. You get to meet the people who are in the government. ” “I guess you could say that.” How do these creatures get people to vote for them? Some people have a lot of gall. They come up to you and say, “Hi. I’m your senator and I’m running for re-election. I would appreciate your vote.” That is the first time in a year you have ever laid eyes on the person. You didn’t even vote for the person in the first place. And he wants your vote. All you have to do is answer back, T didn’t get any of your time, why should you get my vote.” Suppose a candidate comes up to you and says, “Hi. I’m John Doe and I’m running for sena tor.” If enough people turn around to the person and say, “Who?” he might start to get a complex and think that no one knows who he is. Then he might make a point to meet people and tell them what he has in mind. Who are these little creatures? That’s a good question. Who is your senator? I’ve lived here for over three years and I have yet to meet my senator. Or bet ter yet, do I even have one? Dale Foster proved that it was possible to serve students that he didn’t even see. How do these creatures think? Well, around election time, the only thing they worry about is being elected. Many hours are spent stenciling those big letters of TAMU on their campaign signs. The fact that they go to school here is obvious but they continue to do it. It’s only logic. “If I go to TAMU then I should be elected.” And people ask why there isn’t a fine art department on cam pus. With the kind of art that comes out of those signs, there’s the question of why they even ofier drafting. How do you get to know these creatures? Well, you can sit on the steps of the University Center and ask everyone you see if they are your senator. If he says yes then your troubles are over, or they might be just beginning. After you’ve been in hibernation for a year, it’s hard to communicate. How do you know the ones that are good for the job? 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