Page 2 College Station, Texas Wednesday, October 8, 1969 THE BATTALION John Platzer CADET SLOUCH by Jim Earle Mets Champs! What Next? National League Champion New York Mets. New York Mets: National League Champions! New York Mets: Champions of the National League. New York Mets: National League Champions ? No matter how you say it, it just doesn’t sound right. And, yet, as Casey Stengel would say “thems Amazins” are indeed Na tional League Champions. Considering such recent events as the American Football League’s Super Bowl win, Neil Armstrong’s walk on the moon and Tiny Tim’s marriage plans; “The Amazins” simply seem to be following a national trend. If this trend is allowed to con tinue, the news of tomorrow will resemble the news of today and, yet . . . FORT WORTH, (A&P) —Sev enteen TCU coeds grabbed two of Texas A&M University’s male yell-leaders, lifted them up and carried them away Thursday night during a freshman football game in Amon Carter Stadium. The action occurred in the third quarter of the game when the coeds suddenly rushed from the stands and encircled the bewil dered Aggies. The coeds, clad in purple mini-skirts, had trouble lifting the two yell-leaders who Head Aggie Yell-Leader Rif- faty Raft, who was undisturbed by the coeds, said that the inci dent was “disgusting” and de manded an apology from TCU officials. “I can’t understand it,” Raft said. “There I was standing right out front and they ran right past me. The girls’ lack of taste was disgusting. It was my most em barrassing moment.” Raft explained that the calm exhibited by the yell-leaders dur ing the incident could be contrib uted to “our past experiences with Maggies.” COLLEGE STATION, Tex. (A&P)—Parking spaces on the campus of Texas A&M presently outnumber the amount of cars by 8-1, according to Campus Se curity Chief Written (One-Bul let) Citation. “We have completely quit giv ing out tickets and the students will be allowed to park wherever they please from now on,” Ci tation said. “This is only fair since they pay the bills. Besides many of the staff like to park on the outside and walk in for the exercise.” Citation said that the prob lem had reached epic propor tions and that a solution would have to be found. registration fee to be paid by the university to any student with a car on campus. xxxx AUSTIN, (A&P) — The Tex as Longhorns went through their final full day of drills today in preparation for Thursday’s bat tle with traditional rival Texas A&M. “We have only a prayer,” Long horn Head Coach Winless Skein said in commenting upon his team’s chances against the de fending National Champions. The top-ranked Aggies of Coach Lotsa Luck will enter the Thanksgiving Day classic as 24- point favorites. A&M is current ly riding a 32 game winning streak and has won their last 12 contests against Texas. Coach Skein said that his Long horns (2-8) would have to turn in their finest performance of the season Thursday to keep from getting embarrassed. “I see no way we will be able to stop their offense. They come at you out of that drumstick formation and just beat you like a drum.” Read Classifieds Rail) Would You Believe? Fresh From The Gulf OYSTERS on the half-shell or fried to order Served Right Here on the Campus 5 to 7 each evening at the famous Oyster Room MSC Cafeteria l One 3 pecs Acs fop: TnVCZ - f=/i I +SftT oc/r. % - <) -/o, All. Gi/AhiTJTV P/GPrs ftst/O BCOTIQOC £V ■■ k *r EA ST-O-CH /CLKEi TUNA £* CHUtffi' STVUZ C-z C/1H rr\oA£ (exclup/ioG ciGMertEs) thild care. bfans CM MIX noun 49 Sac foot) I2s|" B/INQUST -TVXKGV- BEEF nvlRyjLAND acuG Lb. Can Limit 1 With $5.00 Purchase Exc. Cig-. V.'S.NOJ RUSSET 8/nOfO<£ P0TAT0ES39 S/Ios. BJ6V BROOKSHIRE BROS, SO FREE TOP VALUE STAMPS With Purchase of 5-Oz. Can Dial Spray Deodorant Coupon Expires Oct. 11, 1969. REDEEM AT BROOKSHIRE BROS. SO FREE TOP VALUE STAMPS With Purchase of Two G'/z-Oz. Cans Purina Cat Food Coupon Expires Oct. 11, 1969. STEAK e#k'$&//?<*: &/zos~ BAs, y peer RUMP ROAST Parts Filters, C Parts - y ^ave 25 - fcrake 2 Wh Auto trar 4C - chai Starte All ( Most 'Pires—Lo J ^st chec °ther of i Your . Joe F *20 E. 25t REDEEM AT BROOKSHIRE BROS. lOO EXTRA TOP VALUE STAMPS With Purchase of $10.00 or More (Excluding Cigarettes) • One Per Family Coupon Expires Oct. 11, 1969.