THE BATTALION Page 2 College Station, Texas Wednesday, October 2, 1968 Listen up | 1111111111. John. McCarroll “"i HullQtiix CADET SLOUCH by Jim Earle Editor, The Battalion: Last year I had the good for tune of working on several proj ects with Jack MacGillis. Each time I was very much impressed with Jack’s imagination and out standing leadership ability. I per sonally feel that Jack is capable of handling any position of lead ership on the Texas A&M cam pus. He is now running for president of Walton Hall and as always he has my enthusiastic endorsement. I am hopeful that Jack will be elected and continue to play a big part in working for the success of the new residence hall program. Garry P. Mauro Yell Leader ’70 CAMPUS CHEST (Continued From Page 1) “My plan is to sublease my box to all the guys in our outfit and for this fee I’ll give room delivery on all letters! Both of them each week!” Bomb Halt Remark Plagues Humphrey As expected, Vice-President Hubert Humphrey’s bomb ing-halt statement in Monday’s nationwide television speech has drawn air strikes from his opponents. Richard Nixon denounced the offer as an attempt to pander to McCarthy followers; other leading Republicans charged that the state ment would weaken U.S. negotiating power in Paris. Associated Press News Analyst Lewis Gulick pointed out Tuesday that the reaction may be overly apprehensive. Humphrey did, after all, promise that if he were elected, he would “give key weight to evidence of Communist will ingness to restore the demilitarized zone between North and South Vietnam.” The action to which he referred would presumably be a temporary halt, designed to smooth the way for meaningful talk, and would only be taken as “an acceptable risk.” Nevertheless, such a statement really wasn’t cut out for this segment of the campaign. President Johnson, although a declared supporter of Humphrey, was obligated by the “non-partisan commander-in-chief” role he assumed last March to issue some reminders of present policy. These inevitably stimulated comment among those who believe Johnson isn’t too fond of Humphrey’s new-found independ ence. Of course, as Gulick noted, both the Vice-President and Johnson have left the bombing-halt option more or less open, and the phrasing “leaves it up to the President to decide whether . . . evidence would make the military risk seem worthwhile.” As to the statement’s effect on negotiation, there is room for debate. Whether any campaign statements on the bombing tactics could substantially weaken or strengthen the possibility of an agreement in Paris would seem to depend on whether the North Vietnamese have already decided who will succeed the “non-partisan com- mander-in-chief.” And if they know, we wish they’d tell serve as advisors to the commit tee. The 40 per cent of Campus Chest donations not set aside for students is used for Welfare Com mittee activities, Howard added. These include money given for charity organizations such as the Red Cross, Easter Seals, March of Dimes, Food for Korean Or phans, and World University Ser vice. WORLD UNIVERSITY Service works with students attending colleges in underdeveloped coun tries to help them develop good student government comparable to that in American colleges. By donating to various charit able drives, the Campus Chest gives students the opportunity to donate to several groups at one time without the groups hav ing to come on campus. Also supported is the Big Brother Project, in which A&M students have financially adopted 38 orphans from Faith Home in Houston, Howard noted. The or phans will be taken to the Ar kansas football game and shown the campus, from 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Nov. 2, by 38 students and their dates. Money is provided for the of ficial A&M orphan, Carla Remer from the Indian reservation at Vian, Oklahoma, who will be here for the Rice football game. ANOTHER, OFTEN overlooked, project is the providing of floral sprays for the funerals of all students who die while enrolled at A&M. Started in 1952, the Campus Chest ran every year until 1964, when it was discontinued be cause there was more than enough money in the fund for its acti vities. On Oct. 8 at the kick-off din ner at 6:30 p.m. in the Memorial Student Center Ballroom, the pur pose and procedure of the fund drive will be explained to Corps commanders and civilian resi dence hall presidents. The world’s biggest fish is a whale shark. Curiously, the 40- foot monsters feed on micro scopic plankton and tiny fishes. Iran gave women the vote in 1963; now eight women serve in Iran’s parliment. THE BATTALION Opinions expressed in The Battalion are those of the student writers only. 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Sanger-Harris is what's happening! Today, check with your col lege placement office and schedule an interview. For further information, write: Director, Junior Executive Development, Sanger-Harris, Dallas, Texas 75222 d DALLAS We're interviewing tor: SOTiafolI«?§C® (1) College Boerd representatives — (ell classifications) (2) Summer Trainee Program (college juniors entering senior year) (3) Junior Executive Development Program (for college graduates) OCTOBER 4 Placement Office 9 a. m. - 5 p. m. tell you what Pd do (Rather than be labeled a late-comer and plagiarist to columns on armadillos, I would like to make it clear that none of this has been lifted from other writers’ columns.) Recently John Fuller, our illustrious editor, finished an internship at a large Dallas newspaper where he stum bled upon the headquarters of the Armadillo Breeders Asso ciation, International. He has brought back vital informa tion on the subject, and in keeping with our tradition of passing on the latest developments, we would like to bring you up to date on the organization: Early in the spring a contract was signed to make Cherry Creek Ranch near Dallas the international head quarters of the group. Many things have since been done to further the cause of genetic purity in the little rascals and one of the most forward steps has been the establish ment of a registry for thoroughbred armadillos. THE HEARTY band of genetic pioneers also conducts stallion roundups in the Dallas area to assure a pure strain of replacements. These animals are then placed on the ranch and their breeding worth evaluated. Occasionally there are outlaw bands of local armadillos which break into fields of prize winning stock and destroy the years of painstaking breed ing. Wranglers on the ranch now patrol an armadillo- proof fence to assure that no intruders horn in. “As publicity about the Association increases, we have given instructions to our armadillo hands to be wary of rustlers. The wranglers tell us they suspect an attempt has been made to switch some of our prize animals with ordinary road-crossing stock. These modern thieves, how ever, actually leave a tattooed animal (all registered stock are tattooed inside the lips and in one ear for identifica tion) in place of the one they take. “WE URGE that you check your armadillo’s tattoo carefully. Look closely at the 8’s, 6’s and 9’s. Our tattooing technique on these letters leaves no blurred circles. Should you find a blurred circle, please inform our Bureau of Enforcement immediately,” Bulletin Number Three of the ABAI reads in part. When an armadillo is presented to a member of the Association, the tattoos are affixed and then the registered stock is pastured on the ranch. For convenience sake, any time an owner wants to inspect his bull or cow (?) all he needs to do is look in all the armadillos’ mouths until he finds his own. Many of the owners are actually rumored to have taught their stock to respond when called, but I suspect that this takes more time and patience than many casual raisers might want to invest. THE MERITS of good, pure armadillo stock are act ually too numerous to list in this writing, but their main value commercially is baskets that can be made from their high quality body shell. But getting back to the reason that armadillos are given top billing this week. The ABAI is considering a grant to A&M “to develop stronger jaws and longer teeth to help the armadillo hold the tail more firmly when he becomes a basket,” says Bulletin Number Two. But this grant could present other problems to regis tered armadillo owners who train their pet armadillos to fetch the evening newspaper. ★ ★ ★ THURSDAY Houston Hometown Club will meet after Yell Px-actice in Room 201 of the Physics Building. Of ficers will be elected and the Thanksgiving and Christmas par ties will be planned. Galveston Island Hometown Club will meet after Yell Prac tice in room 3-C of the MSC. Officers will be elected for the new school year. All old and new members should be present. Corpus Christi Hometown Club will meet in room 3-D of the Season Underway For ‘Aggie Hour’ The Aggie Hour, a news and interview program about Texas A&M, will be aired every Tuesday and Thursday from 10:30-11:30 p.m. on KORA-AM, 1240 on the radio dial. Hosted by Seniors Ron Hinds of Midland and Wayne Prescott of Houston, the radio show will regularly feature different cam pus personalities, including Ath letic Director and Head Football Coach Gene Stallings. Also appearing on a regular basis will be student leaders, including Student Senate Presi dent Bill Carter and Civilian Student Council President David Wilkes, to give special reports on Senate and Memorial Student Center Directorate business. On its first program last night, the Aggie Hour featured Stal lings as he commented on the Tulane game and gave scouting reports on Florida State. Sponsored by Bryan - College Station merchants, the student program will include a weekly Tuesday interview with Coach Stallings on past and future games. Powell Requests Parking Moves Campus Security Chief Ed Pow- This column is respectfully dedicated to all the apple polishers on campus. For those so uninformed — this is National Apple Week and also Not Too Far From Those “A” Quizzes Week. ell has asked civilian dormitory students who park their cars in the west end of the Law Hall parking lot to move them to Lots 1 and 49, the area from the Old Main Drive to the USD A Building and across to Davis-Gary Hall (Dorm 18). He explained that civilian day students are supposed to park in the west half of the Law Hall lot with dormitory students in the east half. By VERN SANFORD Texas Press Association AUSTIN — Presidential Cam paign 1968 is starting to roll full speed in Texas. Democrat Hubert Humphrey’s official state organization—a po litical patchwork of two commit tees representing varying fac tions—was formed just six weeks before the Nov. 5 election. Former State Democratic Chairman Will Davis of Austin and Congressman Jim Wright of Fort Worth head Texas Demo crats for Humphrey-Muskie. Cecil Burney of Corpus Christi is ex ecutive director and National Democratic Committeeman Rob ert Strauss of Dallas is finance chairman. U. S. SEN. Ralph Yarborough, leader of Texas liberals, heads a separate Texas citizens for Hum phrey-Muskie, and has formed a 137-member executive committee which met here Monday. Yarbor ough will work with traditional Democrats, ethnic minorities, in dependents, Republicans and “former supporters of Sen. Eu gene McCarthy, Sen. George Mc Govern, Gov. Nelson Rockefeller and of the late Sen. Robert F. Kennedy.” (!Iolp-3Haan it SHOES 2jim ittnrnes umbersitp men’s toear 329 University Drive 713 / 846-3706 College Station, Texas 77840 Republican candidate Richard Nixon and American Party can didate George Wallace have had the benefit of months of spade work on behalf of their election efforts. For all your insurance needs See U. M. Alexander, Jr. ’40 221 S. Main, Bryan State Farm Insurance Companies 823-3616 •TATI FARM INSURANCE Home Offices Bloomington, 111, AGGIE DANCE Saturday, November 9, 1968 Following SMU Football Game Three Great Bands In The North Hall Of The Dallas Memorial Auditorium 8:00 p. m. to 1:00 a. m. $2.00 Per Person Tickets May Be Obtained Through Student Leaders or From Any Member of The Dallas Hometown Club Sponsored By DALLAS FORMER STUDENTS Decals Bumper Stickers Pocket Books Billiards Comic Signs Party Records Comic Records Popular Albums Magazines Pin Bali Third National Bank Aggie Theatre Pin-Ups Novelties We cash aggie checks AGGIE DEN Open 8 a. m. till midnight 7 days weekly MSC after Yell Practice. LSI f game film will be shown andi party will be planned. Dallas Hometown Club w. meet after Yell Practice Thurj day in Rooms 2-A and 2-B of >. MSC. Mechanical Engineering Seiti nar will meet at 10 a.m. in Ro® 303, Fermier Hall. Fred L. Kellet Process Engineer with Union Cat bide, will give an illustrated let ture on “Production Engineer Business Man in the Petro-Chem: cal Industry.” Guests are wet come. American Legion Post 159 mi have a buffet supper at 7 p.r. at the American Legion Hall o: Highway 21 East, Bryan. Bus! ness meeting will follow at 8 p.m All members and eligible veteran: are invited. \ Nig Tonight On KBTX if Af i tarvii 6:00—News, Weather & Sports 6:30—Here Come the Brides 7:30—The Good Guys 8:00—Beverly Hillbillies 8:30—Green Acres 9:00—Jonathan Winters 10:00—News, Weather & Sports 10:30—Don Meredith Show 10:45—Wednesday Night Movie: “Who’s Got The Action" What !orcem< Manj ;he ans An o loncept ira E. 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