feglQIMtt '• '■"• "-'-v - ''.*.'■•■'.• UFO’s Impossible To Fly, Says Aerospace Student NEW... JADE 1 EAST GOLOEN ume JL AFTER SHAVE from $2.50 COLOGNE from $3.00 SWANK Inc.-Sole Distributor As an alternate fragrance, try JADE EAST or Jade East CORAL Aerodynamically, UFOs will never get off the ground. A Texas A&M aerospace en gineering major’s wind tunnel tests show “flying saucers” are aerodynamically unfeasible. Stephen L. Lamkin, senior of Austin, constructed two models for tests in the Aerospace En gineering Department’s two-by- three foot wind tunnel. “Non-rotating circular bodies— as ’flying saucers’ would be term ed in scientific vernacular — I tested became extremely unstable and developed destructive flutter at angles of attack above a cer tain point,” the 22-year-old en gineer reported. Lamkin is skeptical of most flying saucer reports and has never seen a UFO (unidentified flying object). He follows reports on such objects and based his models on dimensions obtained from relatively factual sightings. “Buffeting and fluttering be gan to develop above two degrees angle of attack on both models,” Lamkin noted. “Most of the planes built today will take 20 degrees, though in normal operation they do not experience more than 10 degrees. He said a spinning saucer prob ably has better aerodynamic characteristics. “It wasn’t possible for me to spin models I tested though.” THE BATTALION Wednesday, February 7, 1968 College Station, Texas Page 3 t^MBfcfcaaglikaMliiriiiiii' i iingii FLYING SAUCERS GROUNDED Steve Lamkin of Texas A&M, senior aerospace engineering major, “grounded” two flying saucer models for wind tun nel tests. The senior from Dallas found saucer-shaped UFO’s present aerodynamics problems. A 10-inch model (background) is mounted in the Aerospace Engineering Department’s two-by-three foot wind tunnel for tests. Civilians To Meet With Dollar The Civilian Student Menu Committee will meet with univer sity food officials at noon Mon day, February 12, 1968, for its regular monthly discussion of Sbisa dining operations, announc ed Edwin H. Cooper, director of civilian student activities. BATTALION CLASSIFIED Political Announcements Subject to action of the Dem ocratic Primary May 4, 1968. For Congressman, Sixth Con gressional District: OLIN E. TEAGUE (Re-Election) WANT AD RATES On* d*y . . . . . 14 per word Minimu . . . . .44 Per word teh additional day immum charge—5C Classified Display 90< Per column inch each insert DEADLINE ertion t p.m. day before publication HELP WANTED Medical Assistant for doctor's office. Some nursing experience required. Must lumish references and give resume of furnish references and give resume of ex perience and educational and personal background. Write P. O. Box 608, Bryan, 629t8 Texas. 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Play-boy maga zines, all kinds Texas Aggie Champion stickers—many other novelty and gag items—Aggie Den, North Gate (next to Loupot’s) open 8 a. m. till ? seven da: a week—come see us! ven days 525tfn 4,000 used golf balls 5c, 10c, 30c. Aggie- Lnd Recreation Center. Redmond Terrace land Center. 520tfn OFFICIAL NOTICE Official notices must arrive in the Office of Student Publications before deadline of 1 p. m. of the day preceding publication. Preveterinary Medicine Students ;s who expc ry medicine Semester 1968 must h iry All students who expect to register —• medicine for tb pre-veterinar in for the Spring their courses Semester 1968 must nave tneir courses approved by their Academic Advisor. A form signed by the Academic Advisor ign and listing presented at regi proved courses must be istration. 521tfn CHILD CARE HUMPTY DUMPTY CHILDREN CEN TER, 3400 South College, State Licensed. 823-8626, Virginia D. Jones, R. 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Call 823-5416 from 8 - 5. 526t8 STATE MOTEL, rooms and kitchen, day the University, 846- and weekly rate, near 1410. 262tfn THE BRYAN ARMS APARTMENTS “Congenial Living” Separate Adult & Family Areas “Children Welcome” Model Apts. Open For Inspection From $120 - All Utilities Paid 1602 S. College Avenue Resident Manager - Apt. 65 Phone 823-4260 Make Your Deposit Now VICTORIAN APARTMENTS Midway between Bryan & A&M University STUDENTS I ! Need A Home 1 & 2 Bedroom Fur. & Unfur. Pool and Private Courtyard 3 MONTHS LEASE 822-2035 401 Lake St. Apt. 1 GM Lowest Priced Cars $49.79 per mo. With Normal Down Payment OPEL KADETT Sellstrom Pontiac - Buick 2700 Texas Ave. 822-1336 26th & Parker 822-1307 DANCE Saturday, Feb. 10 After A&M & TU Basketball Game Featuring: THE ROWELS Top Country & Western Band At FRANKLIN’S 1 Mile West on Jones Bridge Rd. 9 ’Til 1 $1.00 Per Person TYPEWRITERS Rentals-Sales-Service Terms Distributors For: Royal and Victor Calculators & Adding Machines CATES TYPEWRITER CO. 909 S. Main 822-6000 FREIGHT SALVAGE • Brand Name Furniture • Household Appliances • Bedding ^ Office Furniture • Plumbing Fixtures All damaged items restored to full utility by our repairs department. C & D SALVAGE CO. 32nd & S. Tabor Streets — Bryan WORK WANTED SPECIALTY SEWING. Buttonholes, belts, monograms on shirts, linens, etc. AGGIES WE'LL MAKE YOU GUIDONS, Call after 5:00 p. m. 846-5424. 529t3 Typing. 846-3290. SPECIAL NOTICE BUL ROSS LODGE NO. 1300 A.F. & A.M. ~ Stated communication Thurs- day, Feb. 8 at 7:00 p. m. Tom Chandler, WM Joe Woolket, Sec’y. 630t2 ATTENTION Research Professors Graduate Research Assistants You may be eligible for special income tax benefits. For this and other tax problems contact. Blocker Trent 4015 S. Texas Ave. Phone 846-7842 LOST One pair prescription ground sunglasses t DeWare. Call 846-544T. 529t3 TRY BATTALION CLASSIFIED HOME & CAR RADIO REPAIRS SALES & SERVICE KEN'S RADIO & TV 303 W. 26th 822-2819 ATTENTION MAY GRADUATES! Deadline for Ordering Gradua tion Invitations Feb. 29. Order taken from 9-12, 1-4, Mon. - Fri. at the Cashier’s Win dow—Memorial Student Center. It is now time for all Depart mental and Professional Club, Hometown and International Clubs, Honor Societies, Sports Clubs, and Service Organiza tions, who did not apply for recognition the first semester, to file a list of their officers with the Student Finance Cen ter, MSC. Deadline Feb. 15, 1968. LOOKING FOR A NEW CAR FOR ONLY $1767.00 COME TO Hickman Garrett Volkswagen AUTHORIZED DEALER 1701 So. College Ave. 822-0146 Cooper said the group will meet in the Sbisa office of Col. Fred Dollar, food service director, and then have lunch together. Any civilian student desiring to offer suggestions about the dinning operation is invited to con tact one of the committee mem bers and attend the luncheon meeting as his guest, Cooper said. Permanent members of the committee are: Civilian Student Council President Griff Venator, Room 47, Milner Hall; Graduate Student Council President Ernest Knowles, 302 Live Oak, College Station; Civilian Student Council members George N. Walne, Room 47, Milner Hall, and Stephen Ban croft, Room 424, Dorm 15. Cooper pointed out the Corps of Cadets has a separate menu committee. Bulletin Board TODAY The Amarillo Hometown Club will have pictures made for the Aggieland at 8 p.m. on the steps of the Memorial Student Center. The Aggie Wives Bridge Club will meet at 7:30 p.m. in the Me morial Student Center. The Student AVMA Auxiliary will have a salad luncheon from 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. in the South Solarium of the YMCA to honor national officers of the AVMA Auxiliary. THURSDAY The Fashion Group of the A&M Social Club will meet at the A&M Bank of College Station at 7:30 p.m. Garland Hometown Club will meet in Room 204 of the YMCA at 7:30 p.m. Eagle Pass Hometown Club will meet at 7 p.m. in the YMCA Reading Room. The Rio Grande Valley Home town Club will meet at 7:30 p.m. in the MSC to have pictures made for the Aggieland. ^ GREAT 1 ■SOUND fvorelco CARRY-CORDER 150’ * TAPE RECORDER The Portable Fun Machine! Up to 1V4 hours record playback per cassette. Cordless. Dynamic microphone. Patch cord. Weighs 3 lbs. Carrying case. Versatile. WHITE'S AUTO Bryan & College Station HI 822-3867 — 846-5626 ; v iiiiuiiiiiiiuuiiliiiitiiiillli Customer Key In partment, announced Co. Jim H. McCoy, commandant. Retail Industry Automated stores, “telepurchas ing” and do-it-yourself appliance repair kits are ways the retailer may serve his future customer, Robert H. Lakamp, special assis tant to the president, J. C. Penney Co., said Tuesday night. Lakamp of Short Hills, N. J., addressed about 30 members of the American Marketing Society in the Memorial Student Center. “Within two decades,” Lakamp said, “a housewife will make many of her purchases by tele phone. By choosing items flashed on her television screen, she sends her order to a nearby retail ware house. There the items are auto matically sorted and wrapped, ready for delivery.” Lakamp said that another re tail service, repair ’’modules,” will replace whole units instead of single parts of an appliance and will make repairmen obsolete. Lakamp traced the strategy of the retail industry from the pre- World War II idea of locating small shops in a central business district to the modern, more com plex plan of adapting large stores to consumer trends. “The age of the consumer has come with younger, more affluent and better educated customers,” he said. Southerland, 25, replaces Billy C. Presnal, who left the Office of the Commandant position to seek election to the Texas Legis lature. A 1965 management graduate, Southerland recently completed two years active duty in the Army. The first lieutenant served the second year in Germany as battalion adjutant and headquar ters company commander of the 4th Battalion, 35th Armor. The 1960 San Jacinto High graduate served as a civilian counselor three months before entering active duty. Commission ed at A&M, he was a member of Company A-3 in the Corps. Southerland was in the Fish Drill Team as a marching mem ber and sophomore, junior and senior advisor. He was the first president of the Association of Former Fish Drill Team Mem bers, formed to assist in the pre cision rifle unit. While serving as adjutant in Illesheim, Germany, Lieutenant Southerland was one of only two officers on the 4th Battalion staff of Lt. Col. Jim T. Burke, com mander. MS Staff Names Gvilian Counselor Texas A&M graduate J. Malon Southerland of Houston has been named civilian counselor in the university’s Military Science De- EL ZARAPE RESTAURANT Specializing In Mexican Food Hours open Tues. thru Sat. 4 - 9 p. m. and Sun. 11 - 9 p. m. Mr. & Mrs. Bee Three Tostodas Conqueso With Meals 311 McArthur Street College Station, Texas ATTENTION SOPHOMORES ALL SWEETHEART NOMINEES MUST BE TURNED IN BY FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 9, TO THE MSC STUDENT PROGRAM OFFICE. 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