p, f ; Li : '' i L • < ipr a- ",i ■ (■ -Ht fl.-'Ki ij"" : mjl I ci hf ; . ■*' : "" t' -Sr l| THE BATTALION Page 2 College Station, Texas Tuesday, November 22, 1966 Journalist Named jjsc speaker’s SCONA Speaker By Guerillas Sound Off — EArLce- uc&C.L “Your ride leaves early! After thinking for a week, is that the best excuse you can think of for leavin’ early?” Computers Never Replace Quests Computers can’t take man’s place in scholarly quests. “The machine performs only as instructed and programming does not turn the operation over to the computer,” Dr. Joseph Raben of Queens College, City Univer sity of New York, informed a Conference on Computers in Humanistic Research at Texas A&M Friday. “Because of a computer’s qual ities, it can become an assistant in various researches in which we are interested,” the English pro fessor commented. “It can be asked to do numbing, repetitive tasks in short periods of time it would take a scholar thousands of hours to do.” He said the speed, flexibility and storage magnitude of the computer make it an ideal re search tool for the humanist, who often becomes bogged down and loses interest while studying vast manuscripts for stylistic differ ences. “What is needed is to com bine bursts of energy from man’s mind with the plodding, untiring persistence of the computer,” Raben said. The conference continued in its final day with speakers on struc tural analysis, storing and pub lishing computer research and a symposium on programming lan guages and techniques. Raben reviewed the conference in its last session Friday after noon. Beat t.u. Richard Wilson, a Pulitzer Prize winner in journalism for distinguished reporting of na tional affairs, has been named roundup speaker for the 12th Student Conference on National Affairs at Texas A&M Univer sity. Wilson, chief of the Cowles Publications’ Washington Bu reau, speaks at 1:30 p.m. Satur day, Dec. 10, giving a summation of the conference in the closing session. SCONA XII, with more than 150 delegates from 60 universi ties and colleges throughout the nation and several foreign coun tries, is scheduled Dec. 7-10 at A&M’s Memorial Student Center. This year’s SCONA topic is “Europe and the United States: Challenges of Nationalism and Cooperation.” Wilson’s nationally syndicated column appears in the Dallas Morning News, the Washington Star and other large newspapers throughout the country. He has covered every national political convention and presidential cam paign since 1932. He was a war correspondent in the European and African theaters in World War II. A former president of the Na tional Press Club, Wilson • is chairman of the Gridiron Foun dation, a charitable and educa tional trust for the aid of news men and their families. Wilson is an honorary doctor of letters of Iowa Wesleyan Col- Professor Awarded $37,000 Grant Dr. Ronald Darby, assistant professor of engineering sciences at Texas A&M University, has been awarded a $37,000 National Science Foundation grant. The award will support a two- year study, “The Kinetics of Por ous Electrodes,” which involves transport mechanisms in fuel cells. Announcement of the grant was made by A&M President Earl Rudder. Beat t.u. THE BATTALION Opinions expressed in The Battalion are those of the student writers only. The Battalion is a non tax-supported non profit, self-supporting educational enter prise edited and operated by students as a university and community newspaper. The Associated Frees is entitled exclusively to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in the paper and local news of spontaneous origin published herein. Rights of republicatlon of all othr- matter herein are also reserved. _ nd-Class postage paid Seconei at College Station, Texas. News contributions may be made ny or 846-4910 or at the editorial office, Rooi For advertising or delivery call 846-6416. by telephonln 4. YMC ng 846-6618 A Building. Members of the Student Publications Board chai Arts; John D. 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Publisher Texas A&M University Student Editor Winston Green Jr. Managing Editor John Fuller Staff Writers Patricia Hill, Mike Plake, Robert Borders, Jerry Grisham Head Sports Writer Gary Sherer Staff Photographer Russell Autrey A Ik a i A WEALTH OF OPPORTUNITY FOR ENGINEERS & SCIENTISTS AT MARTIN COMPANY IN FLORIDA! Move up to an exciting career and the Florida way of life with Martin Company in Orlando, Florida. Immediate openings for graduates with BS, MS, and PhD degrees in: ■ Electronics ■ Mathematics ■ Aeronautical ■ Mechanical ■ Engineering Mechanics ■ Physics INTERVIEWS ON CAMPUS NOVEMBER 29 & 30 Interviewer: DAN SQUIRES .1 m M0V (fp WITH MARTIN ORLANDO FLORIDA An Equal Opportunity*Employer (M&F} lege and an honorary doctor of laws of Drake University. A native of Newton, Iowa, he maj ored in chemical engineering at Iowa State College and in jour nalism at the State University of Iowa. The speaker went to work for the Des Moines Register in June, 1926, and has been with the Cowles organization since as a reporter, city editor and Wash ington correspondent. He has written more than 100 articles for Look Magazine in addition to his three-times-a-week column. Other awards garnered by Wil son include the distinguished service award for Washington correspondence by Sigma Delta Chi, professional journalism fra ternity, the Headliners Club award of magazine news presen tation, and the Raymond Clapper Memorial citation for “brilliant and repeatedly exclusive report ing.” Beat t.u. Robert E. Moran, scheduled to appear April 27 on Texas A&M’s World Around Us series, has been killed in Guatemala. Reports Monday indicated that Moran, who was filming alone in the jungles of Guatemala near the Honduras border, was murdered by guerillas aligned with Com munist rebels. The reports hinted that two men were paid $3 to shoot Moran in the back. Richard Adams, chairman of the MSC World Around Us series, said he received a letter from Moran’s agent two weeks ago ex plaining that Moran was missing. Death of the much-traveled Salt Lake City resident was announced Sunday. Adams said an associate of Moran’s, Jack Currey, will show Moran’s films of the Dominican Republic and supplementary foot age at the April 27 presentation. Editor, The Battalion, Dear Editor:- If a newspaper’s excellence or success were based on the adver tising space it fills, The Battalion would surely capture the sweep- stakes in any contest. Really, now. Don’t you think your advertising space is a bit overbearing when 79% of your editorial page is allocated to ad vertising? (Referring to tU November 17 issue.) In that same issue there wen only 17 stories spread among tkt i eight-page edition. W Agreed, advertising is yout bread and butter. But let’s sem a little meat, too. Sincerely Patricia Pritchett 547 Bryant St. Bryan, Texas 1 Profs Represent A&M In Houston Seven professors will represent Jernigan, H. S. Creswell and Ro. Texas A&M at a National Coun cil of Teachers of English meet ing in Houston Nov. 24-26. English Department head Dr. Lee J- Martin heads the group to attend the Thanksgiving week end meeting. Also attending will be Professors H. E. Hierth, E. E. Stokes Jr., Harry Kroitor, J. S. bert Archer. The convention will focus at tention on composition and litei.| ature teaching problems in m ondary schools, colleges and versities. Beat t.u. Ichthyology Class Notches Record With Prize Catch A fresh water ichthyology class at Texas A&M University has notched a new record by catch ing the first species of mountain mullet in Texas inland waters. The Agonostonus monticola was landed in a recent field trip by 50 junior wildlife science majors and three staff members. Stu dents made the catch from Long King Creek near Goodrich in Polk County. Collections were made in the upper, middle and lower Trinity River and its tributaries. Dr. Richard J. Baldauf, Wild life Science Department acting head, said the catch of a moun tain mullet is not new to one of the staff members on the trip, Dr. Kirk Strawn. In 1946, Strawn was credited with catching the first species on the North Amer ican Continent. Baldauf said mountain mullet are common in Mexico and the Caribbean. The fish grows to about one foot in length, he said, and apparently spawns in the ocean and migrates to fresh water streams. Two rare minnows also were collected for the first time from the Trinity by the A&M students. Beat t.u. Photography by Brady Price Schedule OUR PRICES ARE ON A CAMERA CHARGE, PLUS PRINT BASIS, WHICH ENABLES OUR CUSTOMERS TO BUY ONLY THE PHOTOGRAPHS NEEDED. THE CAMERA CHARGE WILL BE 50< for each 3..X..5 proof 1.00 for each 5..x~7 proof Portraits THE FOLLOWING PORTRAITS MAY BE FINISHED IN BLACK AND WHITE OR BROWNTONE 1 6 12 2M. x 3% Billfold 1.00 2.00 3.00 3^ x 5 Portrait 1.00 3.00 5.00 5x7 Portrait 1.50 7.00 10.00 8 x 10 Portrait 2.50 12.00 20.00 11 x 14 Portrait 5.00 each 16 x 20 Portrait 15.00 each 20 x 24 Portrait 25.00 each For Oil Coloring Add 8 x 10 and smaller $2.00 each x 14 3.50 each 16 x 20 5.00 each 20 x x24 7.50 each $1.00 additional for each face in groups B&B STUDIO Hearne — LI 6-2141 5? On Camps J f J)m, O JD/n/l*/ T? MlY) fl with MaxQhulman (By the author of “Rally Round the Flag, Boys!", “Dobie Gillis” etc.) “M” IS FOR THE MANY THINGS YOU’LL TEACH HER Nobody will dispute—surely not I—that raising children is a task which requires full time and awesome skills. Nonetheless, a recent nationwide survey has revealed a startling fact: mothers who go back to work after their children are safely through the early years are notably happier, better adjusted, and more fulfilled than mothers who simply remain housewives. Moreover—and mark this well—the children of such working mothers are themselves happier, better adjusted, and more fulfilled! All very well, you say, but what’s it got to do with you? Isn't it obvious? If you are underachieving at college, get your mother a job. What kind of job? Well sir, your mother is probably between 35 and 50 years of age, so certain occupations must immediately be ruled out. Logging, for example. Or whaling. Or carhopping. But don’t despair. There are other kinds of jobs-not many, to be sure, but some. However, you must not stick Mom in just any old job. You must remember that after the excitement of raising you, she would be bored to tears as a file clerk, for instance, or as a dolman. (A dolman, as we all know, is someone who brings handfuls of water to track layers. With the recent invention of the pail, dolmen are gradually falling into technological unemployment.) But I digress. I was saying, find Mom a job worthy of her talents, something challenging that uses her vast wis dom and experience but, at the same time, is not too hard on her obsolescing tissues. That’s what Walter Sigafoos did, and the results were brilliantly successful. Walter, a sophomore at the Upper Maryland College of Wickerwork and Belles Lettres, majoring in raffia, ap proached the problem scientifically. First he asked himself what his mother did best. Well sir. what she did best was to keep hollering, “Dress warm, Walter!” At first glance this seemed a skill not widely in demand, but Walter was not discouraged. He sent out hundreds of inquiries and today, I am pleased to report, his mother is happily employed as wardrobe mistress for the Montreal Canadiens. Another fortunate venture was that of Frank C. Grans- mire, a junior at the Oregon State Conservatory of Music and Optometry, majoring in sties. Frank, like Walter, did a survey in depth of his mother’s talents. Chief among them, he found, was her ability to make a roast of beef feed the whole family for three days. So, naturally, Frank got her a job at the Museum of Natural History. What has one to do with the other, you ask? Isn’t it obvious? Anyone who can stretch ribs like that belongs in paleontology. I cannot conclude this column without saying a few words about Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades. The reason I cannot is that this column is sponsored by the makers of Personna Super Stainless Steel Blades, and they are inclined to get peckish if I omit to mention their product. Not, mind you, that it is a chore for me to plug Personna. Or, for the matter of that, to shave with Personna. No sir: no chore. 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