*, Page 2 /College Station, Texas Thursday, June 23, 1966 J^E BATTALION Sound Off CADET SLOUCH by Jim Earle . . there’s no need to carry this experiment further—th’ principal involved is apparent ” State Of The Campus Address Dear Editor The Battalion I jest thought I’d write a short letter to keep you from gettin’ lonesome puttin' out the Bat talion. I passed by late last night at 10 and saw that the lights were still on so I knows you must be workin’ hard to be up that late. It seems that the only thing Fs done this week is writ themes and take quizzes. I jest finished this three page report on the best story I every read, but it wuz really kinda stupid. It’s called Romeo and Juliet and its a great love drama which Shakespeer writ. It’s about these two kids, weren’t but 13 or 13 Vi years old, who were crazy about each other. They ended up killin’ themselves which didn’t make no since be cause everyone knows its jest puppy love they’s sufferin’ from. Shucks, I would have used up my nine lives already if ’n I wuz to kill meself every time I fell for some cute little girl. Speakin’ of cute little girls re minds me of this tall black-haired girl in my 6 a. m. class. She don’t come in though until seven, at 6 in the morn because those in fact no one does. I only comes three juniors in my dorm told me to get in good with the teacher I should always be an hour early for class. Course she probably doesn’t need no extra help, but I’s thinkin’ of tellin’ her about cornin’ at 6 to get in good. Then maybe I can take her to the picture show some night. When I first come to A&M I wuz mad because girls were here, but then those juniors told me they wuz only here during sum mer school. That makes me feel better because girls kinda make me nervous if you know what I mean. They’s always frettin’ and fussin’ and chasin’ boys and I ain’t ready to be caught yet. I want to be an Aggie first. I know how those girls chase Ag gies. That is all except this girl in my class of course. I can tell she ain’t like the rest because her big brown eyes are jest like my squirrel dogs and my great gran- squirrel dogs and my great grandpa (I didn’t think he was so hot but my family always calls him great) always sez them thar eyes are jest bustin’ out with kindness and faithfullness to his master.- Well I guess I’s better go. My old hands are jest about written out after that theme and all. I’ll try to write next week but my teachers are beggin’ to keep me after class to rewrite my papers. Those juniors tell me that’s a sign they’re beginnin’ to notice me. Cyric Hayseed ’70 Foreign Enrollment Shows Big Increase Foreign student enrollment for Texas A&M’s first summer ses sion is up 21 per cent over the similar 1965 period. Among 370 international stu dents are representatives of 52 countries, from Argentina to Viet Nam. India, Pakistan, Tunisia, Mexico, China and the United Arab Republic lead enrollment figures. India registered 54, in cluding 48 graduate students. Enrollment for the first sum mer term in 1965 was 305. SHORT SNORTS Atty. Gen. Waggoner Carr has ruled that a salvage dealer must, upon demand, surrender license plates and certificates of titles to motor vehicles obtained for scrap disposal, resale or any sort of salvage. Texas Supreme Court ruled that Texas Highway Commission may dispose of unused right-of- way and that land does not revert back to original owner. By HERKY KILLINGSWORTH My fellow students. As we pause here during the middle of our term I feel it is necessary to reestablish my present policies both here in our beloved school and abroad. A new term will soon be upon us and indeed if I am to stay in school I must re affirm my decisions and also clear up the nasty rumors con cerning my roommates, Lani Byrd, Lennie Byrd, and Larry Canary. With the heavy burden of Chief Student upon my hands I seldom have enough time to spend with my roommates. When I am in College Station, Lani Byrd is in Bryan; when I am in Bryan he is in Mexico running about the country yelling “Beautifico, beau- tifico” which translates out to be “Beautify,” “Beautify.” And Lennie Byrd has her head up in the stars. She spends more time in Hollywood than she does at home in the Big Apartment. It seems like it was only yester day that he was graduating from college and now look at him. Back again for more. I am proud of his Aggie heritage although there are times when I wish he wouldn’t “let George do it.” I find it necessary at this time to clear up a rumor concerning Larry Canary. He is not going to buy' the Principality of the Vatican City. This is an uncivil ized stab in the back started by members of our opposing party school, TU. People like that shouldn’t be allowed in school for they only blacken the good name of students everywhere. When together in the Great Apartment, ours is a happy family. Of course our dog “It” isn’t around anymore. Darn those pesky squirrels. Dean Mac Mar row is sending over a committee to exterminate them from the Great Apartment Walls, but I am sorry for it is too late for “It.” We carried the mangy mutt back to our Bryan Penthouse and buried her next to her puppyhood playmate, Rubber Bone. My fellow Aggies I only wish that my roommate problems were as simple as my school problems. The North Professors unfortu nately are still presenting scenes distracting my home attentions and I fear that I may soon have to make a policy concerning this matter. Meantime I will continue as always and keep supplying them students to fail until it is my turn to go before them. Until then, I shall continue to “let George do it.” Also, we are having problems right here within the boundaries of our own University. Dissention and segregation is blackening our true Aggie Heritage of share and share alikeness. Of course every one knows of the problems of which I speak. I speak of the coeds now attending our institu tion which are runing the fine Aggie tradition of our past. I plead with you to accept them. They are a part of our heritage dating back to Eve and even closer to home, Mrs. Baird. Falter not when you see one pass by but lift your head to the flag and remember that they are neces sary in the continuance of our fellow students. These school problems are major problems indeed and prob lems which I will carefully pon der during the remainder of this term and into, I hope, the next term also. Along with Dean Mac Marrow and Senator Ninikid Kandy, we will do what we feel will .best aid this University and help it to continue being the land which our forefather, General Lawrence (?) Sullivan, intended. In the future we will study more major problems such as the eco nomic condition I am now under going in my new decrease in allowance, new fund raising drives in the name of Incoming Tacks (Texas Aggies Campus Kops Sanctuary) to make up this economic problem, and possibly those problems concerning our schools abroad such as Baylor, Rice, and A&M Consolidated. I hope you will continue to back me throughout my term as Chief Student and I will do my best to support your faith in my room mates and I. Until then, Lani Byrd, Lennie Byrd, Larry Ca nary, and I will lift our heads to the old red, white, and maroon and sing that old freedom hymn we learned way back when, The Aggie War Hymn. I thank the fellow Americans. (This has been an unpaid political announcement and writ ten for the expressed purpose of fun.) THE BATTALION Opinions expressed in The Battalion are those of the student writers only. The Battalion is a non tax-supported non profit, self-supporting educational enter prise edited and operated by students as a university and community newspaper. Members of the Student Publications Board are: Joe Busei; chairman; Dr. David Bowers, Collegre of Liberal Arts; Dr. Robert A. Clark, College of Geosciences; Dr. Frank A. Mc Donald, College of Science; Dr. J. G. McGuire, College of Engineering; Dr. Robert S. Titus, College of Veterinary Medicine; and Dr. A. B. Wooten, College of Agriculture. The Battalion, a student newspaper at Texas A&M is published in College Station, Texas daily except Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, and holiday periods, September through May, and once a week during summer school. MEMBER The Associated Press, Texas Press Association Represented nationally by National Advertising Service, Inc.. New York City. Chicago, Los Angeles and San Francisco. The Associated Press is entitled exclusively to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in the paper and local news of spontaneous origin published herein. Rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. Second-Class postage paid at College Station, Texas. News contributions may be made by telephoning 846-6618 or 846-4910 or at the editorial office. Room 4, YMCA Building. For advertising or delivery call 846-6416. Mail subscriptions are $3.60 per semester; $6 per school year; $6.60 per full year. All subscriptions subject to 2% sales tax. Advertising rate furnished on request. Address: The Battalion, Room 4, YMCA Building, College Station, Texas. EDITOR GERALD GARCIA Editorial Assistants Herky Killingsworth, John Hotard, Jim Butler, Tim Lane •Photographer Herky Killingsworth Mortimer's Notes Howdy! Following are my comments for the week: If you missed the dance at the Memorial Student Center last Thursday, you missed something . . . Tom Morgan, the man in charge of the affair, reported the dance was a complete suc cess . . . He also reports The Riptides from San Antonio will play June 30 for another student dance . . . The admission for the June 30 dance will be $1 per person . . . Morgan said dances will be scheduled during the sum mer and to watch for a night swimming dance party . . . More details on the swimming party will be announced later. Aggies are always trying to help with something . . . Well, Don Allen, chairman of the Stu dent Senate Welfare committee, is directing a special summer blood drive for the Wadley Blood Foundation of Dallas . . . Allen wants this drive to be a commu nity drive not just an Aggie drive . . . Any person interested in do nating blood should call the Stu dent Program Office of the MSC. Reports from Austin has it that several members of the Texas Liberal Democratic party are dis appointed that Texas A&M does not have political clubs on cam pus . . . Leaders of the organiza tion -said they will look into the situation and that they will try to get some results . . . Political clubs have long been an issue on campus . . . The Student Senate has favored allowing the clubs on campus but university admin istrators have balked at the Sen- at demands. Actors are still needed at the Fallout Theater-Workshop . . . THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK: Benjamin Franklin once said, “If a man could have HALF his wishes, he would double his troubles.” See Ya ’round— Mortimer Help A Teenager Are you interested in the welfare of the teenagers in Bryan-Collegre Station this summer? Ask the average teen ager his most pressing problems during the summer months —the odds are he will mention the need for something to do and the desire to have a job. The Texas Employment Commission solicits your pledge to give summer jobs to Bryan-College Station teenagers. There is no fee to the boys and girls or to the employer for employment in this program. Perhaps you know of jobs outside of your firm that would be available to these boys or girls of 16 to 21. Sug- gested tasks are yard work, ranch work, house and garage clean up, clerical, typing, stenography, car hops, sales clerk, package delivery, service station attendants, child care, swimming pool sitters and hand bill circulation. You can help these young people by having them help you in your vacation periods in business and in your home. We will accept requests for jobs of any duration—three hours to three months. All job applicants will be screened and only qualified youngsters will be sent to you for the job you have to offer. Call the Texas Employment Commission at 822-0136 today. The teenagers of Bryan-College Station want to help you; will you help them? James H. Berfy, Office Manager Texas Employment Commission The Church..For a Fuller File..For You.. CALENDAR OF CHURCH SERVICES ST. THOMAS EPISCOPAL 906 Jersey Street, So. Side of Campos Rector: William R. Oxley Asst.—Rev. Wesley Seeligrer 8:00 A.M. & 9:16 A.M. Sunday Services A&M CHURCH OF CHRIST 8:00 & 10:00 A.M. Worship 9:00 A.M.—Bible Study 5:16 P.M.—Young People’s Class 6 :00 P.M.—Worship 7 :16 P.M.—Aggie Class 9 :30 A.M.—Tues. - Ladies Bible Class 7 :16 P.M.—Wednesday - Bible Study UNIVERSITY LUTHERAN (Missouri Synod) 10:00 A.M.—Bible Class 11:00 A.M.—Morning Worship 7 :30 P.M.—Wednesday Vesper UNITARIAN FELLOWSHIP 306 Old Hwy. 6 S. 10:00 A.M.—Sunday School 7 :45 P.M.—First four Sundays of each month — Fellowship Meeting. A&M PRESBYTERIAN 7-9 A.M.—Sun. Breakfast - Stu. Ctr. 9 :45 A.M.—Church School 11:00 A.M.—Morning Worship 6 :00 P.M.—Sun. Single Stu. Fellowship 7 :15 P.M.—Wed. Student Fellowship 6 :45 A.M.—Fri. Communion Service Wesley Foundation CHURCH OF THE NAZARENE 9 :45 A.M.—Sunday School 10 :45 A.M.—Morning Worship 6 :30 P.M.—Young People’s Service 7 :00 P.M.—Preaching Service CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY 9 :30 A.M.—Sunday School 11 :00 A.M.—Sunday Service 11:00 A.M.-2 P.M.—Tues. Reading Rm. 7 :00-8 :00 P.M.—Wed., Reading Room 8:00 P.M.—Wed. Evening Worship FIRST BAPTIST 9 :30 AM—Sunday School 10 :45 AM Morning Worship 6:10 PM—Training Union 7 :20 PM—Evening Worship 6:30 PM—Choir Practice & Teachers’ meetings (Wednesday) 7:30 P.M.—Midweek Services (Wed.) SECOND BAPTIST 710 Eisenhower 9 :45 A.M.—Sunday School 11:00 A.M.—Church Service 6 :30 P.M.—Training Union 7 :30 P.M.—Church Service OUR SAVIOUR’S LUTHERAN 8 -.16 & 10:46 A.M.—The Church at Worship 9:30 A.M.—Bible Classes For All Holy Communion—1st Sun. Ea. Mo. ST. MARY’S CATHOLIC .Sunday Masses—7:30, 9:00 and 11:00 FAITH CHURCH UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST 9:15 A.M.—Sunday School 10 :30 A.M.—Morning Worship 7 :30 P.M.—Evening Service COLLEGE HEIGHTS ASSEMBLY OF GOD 9 :45 A.M.—Sunday School 11:00 A.M.—Morning Worship 6 :30 P.M.—-Young People’s Service 7 :30 P.M.—Evening Worship A&M METHODIST 8 :30 A.M.—Morning Worship 9:45 A.M.—Sunday School 10:55 A.M.—Morning Worship 5 :30 P.M.—Campus & Career Class 5:30 & 6:00 P.M.—MYF Meetings CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS 26th East and Coulter, Bryan 8 :30 A.M.—Priesthood meeting 10 :00 A.M.—Sunday School 6 :30 P.M.—Sacrament Meeting FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH Homestead & Ennis 9 :46 A.M.—Sunday School 10:50 A.M.—Morning Worship 6:30 P.M.—Young People I’m missing from this picture. I belong right between the subjects. For the old gentleman on the right is my father . . . and the young gentleman on the left is my son. But someone had to snap the picture. It was taken on a Sunday afternoon. Earlier the three of us had walked to church. And Grandpa — (you know how you come to call your own father “grandpa” after you have a son) — well, Grandpa put his hand on Jimmy’s shoulder. “You know, Jimmy,” he said, “I’ve been walking to church down this street ever since it was a cowpath. And I used to think real proud-like, when I walked your father to church, that the Lord never gave me a bigger job to do than raise my son a Christian. But I feel just as proud walkin’ by you — like all my important work isn’t done yet!" Understand why I wanted this picture? And why I call it “Unfinished Business?” THE CHURCH FOR ALL- ALL FOR THE CHURCH The Church is the greatest factor on earth for the building of charac ter and good citizenship. It is a store house of spiritual values. Without a strong Church, neither democracy nor civilization can survive. There are four sound reasons why every person should attend services regu larly and support the Church. They are: (1) For his own sake. (2) For his children’s sake. (3) For the sake of his community and nation. (4) For the sake of the Church itself, which needs his moral and material support. Plan to go to church regu larly and read your Bible daily. BRYAN, TEXAS 502 West 26th St. PHONE TA 2-1572 Campus and Circle Theatres College Station College Station’s Own Banking Service University National Bank NORTH GATE Sure Sign of Flavor SANITARY Farm Dairies Central Texas Hardware Co. BRYAN • HARDWARE • CHINA WARE Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday • CRYSTAL Leviticus Deuteronomy Joshua 1 Kings Isaiah Ephesians Ephesians 18:1-5 8:5-10 22:1-6 9:1-9 2:1-4 2:1-10 5:3-10 • GIFTS <22? +