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About The Battalion. (College Station, Tex.) 1893-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 2, 1965)
IHE BATTALION Thursday, December 2, 1965 College Station, Texas Page 3 Everything Changes In Today’s Modem World—Especially Gals By HAL BOYLE "Is this the same sweet girl I courted ? ” her wondering husband asks. “I feel like I’m living with a total stranger.” He has made the discovery that all husbands make sooner or later: nothing seems to change a girl more than marriage. Before marriage she liked to walk miles with you. After mar riage her arches begin to break down if you can’t get her a cab within half a block. Once she said, “I want you to stay just as you are. I don’t want you ever to be any differ ent.” But when the glory of the honeymoon fades, she says, “In the name of high heaven, aren’t you ever going to grow up?” Before marriage she murmured anxiously, “If you really don’t like my cooking, please tell me.” After marriage she barks, “If you don’t like the way I burned your TV dinner, go out in the refrig erator and thaw out another one. Then you can bum it any way you like it.” Before marriage she exclaimed prettily, “Oh, how did you know it was my birthday ? ” After mar riage she storms, “How could you forget it was my birthday ? After all, it comes only once a year.” There was a time when she thought your relatives were charming. Now, if one of the kids even develops a runny nose, she remarks, “It must come from your side of the family. My family was always healthy.” She used to plan about how she’d help you carry out your life’s dreams. Now all she wants you to carry out is the garbage. * La Lani Pineapple Juice * Pineapple-Grapefruit Drink Del Monte. * Town House Apricot Nectar * Libby Tomato Juice Wl,, Walck 46-oz. $ “6 Cans ^ ★ Town House Apple Juice Or CMer—32-ox. Bottle ★ Franco American Spaghetti With Meatballs—No. 300 Con ★ Franco American Spaghetti With Ground Bctf—No. 300 Can 'At Zee Facial Tissues White er Assorted Colors—200-Ct. 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