Wednesday, April 1, 1964
College Station, Texas
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Coed Core Invades New Dorms
Female ROTC
Units Formed
There will be a new division in
the Kiddie Core next year, the
Quadran has announced. For the
fall semester, a Maggie Army
Core and Maggie Air Farce will
be formed. The Quadron said
they expect an initial enrollment
of 3,000 for the 1964-65 school
year, which should boost total Core
strength to over 6,000, with even
greater numbers to appear in the
months to follow.
Col. Butcher made it very clear
that the Maggies are to be housed
in the new air-conditioned dorms
now under construction, although
if the enrollment warrents it there
may be a squadron or company of
the “women warriors” assigned to
dorms 10 or 12. There will be
separate day duck outfits set up,
and the administration said per
mits to live off campus will be
issued liberally.
Col. Beechnut expressed hope
that a number of the Maggies
would volunteer for the band, and
said the top floor of the band
dorm would be remodeled to facili
tate them. Whether they are to
play instruments or be used as
majorettes was not made clear.
The MAFs will drill with the
rest of the Air Farce Kadets and
the MACs with the beetle-crush
ers. There was some mention that
the ladies may be used as the
aggressors in the play-war exer
cises of the ground pounders.
The main reason the MAF/MACs
are being formed is the great in
terest shown by the co-eds of other
Texas schools. It was also felt
that the morale of the core would
be helped by the move. The male
half of the core awaits with in
terest the sight of a co-ed junior
being thrown into the quadrangle
early in the morning by the fish-
ettes, as well as 3,000 Maggies
marching to chow, their brass and
hairpins shining in the sun.
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TWU Girls Jump For Joy
As Aggie Breaks Tradition
By JACK DANIELS
Squadron Gossip Getter
What kind of a boy would want
to break the sex barrier at Texas
Woman’s University and Old Maid’s
Training College in Dentem?
This is the question that many
loyal Tessie Ex’s have been asking
themselves ever since Hermann
Glotz, a junior homemaking major
at A&,M from Armadillo Run,
Texas, sent in his transfer trans
cript and was accepted last week.
“This is terrible,” said Mrs.
Lonly Wantaman, registrar of the
state’s only sex-restricted uni
versity—until last week—in a spe
cial interview to the Squadron.
“I just don’t think that our girls
are ready to cope with the problems
of a coed college. They come here
to get away from males and they
deserve the chance to do just that,”
continued Mrs. Wantaman.
The interview was momentarily
interrupted by a mass of scream
ing, clawing and fighting Tessies
clamoring at the front of the
Administration Building to know if
the rumor was true. Mrs. Wanta
man raised her window and shouted
that it was true. In the ensuing
demonstration of ecstasy the entire
campus was reduced to rubble.
The registrar said that the mis
take had resulted from carelessness
in the processing of admission
cards. Glotz’s card was inserted
in TWU’s Mark II computer and
by the time it is finished being
processed, it will be too late to tell
Glotz no.
TWU officials have been in
constant communication with Glotz
trying to get him to change his
mind. Housing seems to be one of
the main problems. Glotz was acci
dently given a room with Miss
Melinda Smerdly in Glepps Hall.
Miss Smerdly, 6'2", 245 lb. phys
ical education major from Long
Mott, was delighted at the pros
pect.
“All I have to do is convince two
people that we are married and by
the time we’re seniors I’ll have the
grounds for a common-law mar
riage. This is just too good to be
true. I may not have to be an old
maid after all,” said Miss Smerdly.
When Glotz was asked why he
had done it, he replied, “I was tired
of A&M getting all the kidding
and decided to transfer the point
of interest somewhere else. The
food can’t be that much worse
either.”
“Also, what kind of a future has
a male homemaking major got at
A&M. I am going to go some
where where I am appreciated,”
concluded Glotz.
It is an understatement to say
that Glotz will be appreciated.
12th Man To Sit At Games;
Mouselow Changes Tradition
From now on the Twelfth Man
will sit during football games in
stead of standing as they have in
past years.
Mighty Mouselow, head cheer
leader, said he made the decision
on the spur-of-the-moment and fKat
it could not be changed.
“I made the decision on the spur-
of-the-moment and it cannot be
changed,” Mouselow said.
“My reason for making this
change is to give former students
something else to gripe about,”
noted Mouselow.
The Great Leader of the Cheer—
all 4'9" of him—told members of
the press at his weakly press con
ference that it is not as bad as
it sounds.
“It is not as bad as it sounds,”
Mouselow told the newsmen. “There
are several pleasing aspects of the
decision, but I can’t remember any
of them right now,” the tiny giant
with the little big mouth admitted.
“Oh, yes,” Mouselow recalled,
“now I recall one. Since we now
have Maggies, their dresses would
blow on a windy day if they stood,
and the announcers in the press
box would drop their microphones
and the newspapermen would spill
beer all over their typewriters. The
cheer leaders wouldn’t be able to
concentrate on leading cheer with
all those dresses blowing around,
and as a result we would have less
spirit standing than we would
sitting.”
Then a Bryan Daily Beagle war
correspondent asked Mouselow,
“Why doesn’t the Quadron just
issue a memo saying that all
females must wear tight dresses
to football games?”
“I don’t know,” said Mouselow.
And with that, the conference
ended.
Women To Get
No. 16,20,22
Three of the new dorms have
been set aside for co-eds, J. P.
(Handy) Gan, Dean of Students,
said tomorrow.
(Handy) Gan said the dorms
which will house the girls are dorm
16, which will be between dorm 15
and 17; dorm 20, which will be
surrounded by dorms 18, 19, and
21; and dorm 22, which will be
next to Walton Hall.
The Deenie said this arrange
ment will help the male students
considerably as they will not need
field glasses to gaze upon the
beauty of the campus. Also, he
added, the Saturday panty raid
will be in the area where both
sexes live and this will keep the
Kampus Kops from bothering the
activities.
(Handy) Gan said the Saturday
PW (the Core’s abbreviation of
play war) will be changed to PR,
or panty raid.
The dorms will be conspicuously
marked with the new numbers until
the male students get used to them.
Since friction may arise between
the Core and non-regs, (Handy)
Gan said non-Core students will
occupy dorm 15, 21 and Walton.
This will leave dorms 17 and 18
for the Army and Air Farce
cadetees.
Other features of the area will
be lounges where all-night parties
will be held. He said this will be
laid out in the new articles of the
Kiddie Core. The flustrated dean
added that beer and pretzels will
be furnished by the Young Mens
Un-christian Society every night
except Friday and Saturday.
(Handy) Gan said he expects a
rush of co-eds to live in the area
unless the local manufacturers of
over-wear up the prices on them
during the panty raid season be
tween September and August. He
added that if the price is upped,
someone may be embrassed if the
wrong things are thrown out.
Another feature of the new area
will be a telescope placed on top
of Walton Hall and dorm 17, said
Mrs. Patty, secretary for the
Deenie. She said this would enable
the school to pay off the debts in
curred the next fifty years with
the one cent cost for observing the
stars. She added that the co-eds
have asked for transparent shades
to let the moonlight in during the
early hours of night.
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