Page 2 THE BATTALION College Station, Texas Tuesday, November 27, 1962 CADET SLOUCH by Jim Earle BATTALION EDITORIALS : * '%ri y , ■ y^' ID Birth Date Omissions Due Change In February Students heard early in the semester that new identifica tion cards would be issued this fall. Since then they have been asking - themselves, “when?” Now the cards have arrived and are being distributed at the Exchange Store. Unfortunately, questions are still being asked—mainly, “what happened?” What happened is that a student’s date of birth is not included on the card. How it happened, no one really knows. Due to some misunderstanding between college officials and the firm that made the cards, the birth date was simply omitted. Unfortunately, little can now be done about the situation. Dean of Students James P. Hannigan told The Battalion Mon day that all additional cards, the first of which will be issued early in February when the second semester opens, will in clude the date of birth. Cards issued this fall will not be changed, the dean said. The new numbers on the cards have also puzzled more than one student. They are not the same identification num bers that students had in the past, but the number from this semester’s fee slip. Hannigan explained that the new numbers are designed to stay with a student throughout his stay here and will not be changed each semester, as fee slip numbers have been in the past. Naturally, no one knows exactly how the change will work out and it is unfortunate that the first step has been so shaky. We hope, however, that the student body will be patient and accept the change for the merits the new cards do present. .'a | ; - £ V, u" ' i V ; . ■*»■**<' Kl ' - ..ij 1 • .•• : -•• >1||| < >><«*. '■•s, >*>-; i mmmwm ^ |-yf-f ■; v Vr•' p - • jQr**'''• ^\* y y X X jT I, ' ' ' ■ / X ... •, • * . . . ... ■ ■ T: ".. : -v;- 1 - “ . . . He sure seemed to get excited when I told him we didn’t build bonfires but once a year!” ^ Sound Off Editor, The Battalion: I noted with interest the letters in the Nov. 15 Battalion and have this to say: Mr. W. R. Allen, ’62, and Mr. Bobby L. McCorkle, ’65 claim that they “have great respect for the Corps and for most of the men in it.” Apparently they have little respect for anything else. Wha^ campus in the U. S. has not had a street or two closed off from time to time for spirit raising functions ? A&M is not the only college in the nation that conducts a yell practice in the street, but it is one of the few where students are so disinterested and so dis respectful that they drive their cars right through the middle of the crowds. In addition to being disrespect ful to the traditions of A&M and to the football team, itself, the very act is extremely dangerous, and thereby reflects adversely on the intelligence of the persons involved, the groups they repre sent and tl^e persons that defend them. * On the subject of whether or not Corps students would attend unrequired yell practices, the answer is obviously yes, at least in greater percentages than civilian students do. Look at the number of Corps seniors (who are not required to attend) that are generally present, as com pared to the number of civilian students that attend, and are usually noticeable by their ab sence. How did Dave Coulson get into the Class of ’65 ? He was a fish in Co. B-2 at the beginning of this year. He wrote the letter asking why freshmen in the Corps are not required to whip out to civilian students. In closing, let me ask James Carpathian to please try to de velop more skill in writing in the “sarcastic” style before he makes himself look really ridiculous. Also, if R. S. Riquelmy has any constructive suggestions, let’s hear them; otherwise he is free to get out of this “ramshackle place.” C. Chris Schaefer, ’64 ★ ★ ★ Editor, The Battalion: Are we letting a meaningful Aggie tradition sink into ob livion? I am referring to the long-standing tradition of sing ing the War Hymn whenever the team is in a tight spot. Since I am a “scroungy non-reg,” per haps I cannot fully realize that the War Hymn is meant to be sung only before the game, to be played by the band at half time and to be sung at the fourth quainter as Bill Brashears and his fellow-yell leaders presuppose. The absence of the War Hymn at many tight spots in this sea son’s games was easily noticeable. It was mentioned at a midnight yell practice that the team put some extra fight into their game whenever Coach Foldberg told them the War Hymn was being sung. I can agree with Bill at the Rice game when he claimed the team did not want any noise during the final tense moments, but is a football game only five minutes long? Bulletin Board Professional Societies FFA chapter will meet at 7:30 p.m. in Room 231 of the Chem istry Building. Texas Society of Professional Engineers chapter will meet at 7:30 p.m. in Room 301 of the Electrical Engineering Building. Pre-Yet Society will meet at 7:30 p.m. in the Vet School Audi torium. Dr. Dan Anderson, presi dent of the American Veterinary Medical Association, will speak. Wives Clubs Agronomy - Horticulture - Flori culture club will meet at 7:30 p.m. in the home of Mrs. Fred Brison, 602 Dexter St. Rena Banerjee will speak. FOR THE PERSON ON THE GO- CALL TA 2-3784 ALL AIRLINES - STEAMSHIPS - HOTELS TOURS - RENT CARS Reservations and Tickets For You Business and Pleasure Trips Robert Halsell Travel Service 1411 Texas Avenue THE BATTALION Opinions expressed in The Battalion are those of the st%t- dent writers only. The Battalion is a noTv-tax-supported, non profit, self-supporting educational enterprise edited and op erated by students as a college and community newspaper and is under the supervision of the director of Student Publications at Texas A&M College. GARZA’S Restaurant GENUINE MEXICAN & AMERICAN FOODS 803 S. Main Bryan For Expert ALTERATIONS REASONABLE PRICES and Quick Service Visit THE DISCOUNT HOUSE 2 Doors From The Campus Theatre Can Gene Anderson, who has defended yelling even when our own team asks for silence, defend the'scarcity of the War Hymn? The War Hymn has a purpose that we have sorely neglected. Byrom T. Wehner, ’64 The following firms will inter view graduating seniors in the Placement Office of the YMCA Building: Wednesday College Life Insurance Co.— Agricultural economics, business administration, economics and in dustrial education. Philco Corp.-—Electrical engi neering, industrial engineering, mechanical engineering, chemis try, mathematics and physics, BS, MS, PhD; accounting and busi ness administration, BBA, MBA. Wednesday and Thursday Soil Conservation Service — Agronomy, range management, Future Dates TODAY Farm and Ranch school for commercial bankers M-26 southern regional poultry marketing committee University of Texas Longhorn Singers, 8 p.m., Guion Hall THURSDAY Water technology course Dairyman’s short course Graduate lecture series, 8 p.m., lecture room of the Biological Sciences Building, Dr. Karl Zieg ler Morgan speaking SATURDAY Varsity basketball, Centenary College, here, 8 p.m. MONDAY Collegiate National Science Foundation S-26 technical committee LAST DAY “I BOMBED PEARL HARBOR” & “NEARLY A NASTY ACCIDENT” STARTS TOMORROW * OARRYl F MjCK a Members of the Student Publications and Sciences; J ind Dr. E. D. McMurry, School of Veterinary Medicine. the fc McGuire, School of Arts School of Agriculture ; ns Board are J. A. Orr, ■e James L. Lindsey, chairman ; Delbert School of Engineering; J. M. 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No one under 16 will be admitted unless accompanied by an adult. imp ip CIRCLE LAST DAY ‘‘13 WEST STREET” & “NO TIME FOR SARGEANTS” STARTS TOMORROW PALACE Bryan 2'8$79 LAST DAY Bette Davis‘ai7Joan Crawford 'UrnOT EVER HAPPENED ToBIlBYJANEf STARTS TOMORROW COLUMBIA PICTURES TOstNisiHt DAVID SUSSKIND ptoduction flurrn&iv iapvip Rw H& IWi'inT' Tl Tjjg Lull - QUEEN LAST DAY Charlton Heston In “THE PIGEON THAT TOOK ROME” STARTS THURSDAY ■ Frank Sinatra Laurence Harvey Janet Leigh the/- manchunan Candidate GEORGE AXELROD m JOHN FRANKENHEIMER JOHN FRANKENHEIMER. GEORGE AXELROD \ RICHARD CONDON HOWARD W. KOCH V «. H. e. MOCUCIIO* »ELCASCO TMKO UMTCO Mrisrsl Job Calls animal husbandry, agricultural education and agricultural engi neering. Farmers Home Administration —Agricultural economics, agri cultural education, agricultural engineering, agronomy, animal husbandry, dairy husbandry and poultry husbandry. U.S. Civil Service Commission— Aeronautical engineering, archi tectural engineering, chemical engineering, civil engineering, electrical engineering, geology, geological engineering, industrial education, industrial engineering, mechanical engineering, petro leum engineering, accounting, business administration, chem istry, mathematics, phji liah, history and joiirr.^ Summer Employe Soil Conservation Agronomy, range animal husbandry, education and agriculd neering, sophomore c| standing. The AGGIE BIBLE 0! now meeting every ITs from 7:30 to 8:20 p. ini 102, Military Science Blj [ are studying Romans, Ij I Kev Bill Mumierlyn-Ia I BERNIE LEMMON I On Campus vith (Author of “I Was a Teen-age Dwarf", “Thth Loves of Dobie Gillis", etc.) HAPPY TALK As we all know, conversation is terribly important on a ill When lulls in the conversation run longer than an hour or ti; one’s partner is inclined to grow logy—even sullen. But* casionally one finds it difficult to keep the talk going, espes? when one is having a first date with one. What, then, doesonet If one is wise, one follows the brilliant example of Haikj Thurlow. Harlow Thurlow prepares. That is his simple secret, la Harlow i? going to take out a new girl, he makes sure in adva that the conversation will not languish. Before the dafek goes to the library and reads all 24 volumes of the encyclopeii and transcribes their contents on his cuffs. Thus he makes a that no matter what his date’s interests are, he will have ami 1 material to keep the conversation alive. Take, for example, Harlow’s first date with Priscilla i Gasser, a fine, strapping, blue-eyed broth of a girl, lavisHy constructed and rosy as the dawn. Harlow was, as always, prepared when he called forPrkliV and, as always, he did not start to converse immediately, fct he took her to dinner because, as everyone knows, it is usds to try to make conversation with an unfed coed. Herattafe span is negligible. Also, her stomach rumbles so louditisdiii' cult to make yourself heard. Jjlli W filr Cuffs Ml kwkf So he took her to a fine steak house where he stoked hervii gobbets of Black Angus and mounds of French fries and thiil ets of escarole and battalions of petit fours. Then, at lit dinner was' over and the waiter brought two finger bowls, “I hope you enjoyed your dinner, my dear,” said dipping into his finger bowl. “Oh, it was grandy-dandy!” said Priscilla. “Now let;i 5 someplace for ribs.” “Later, perhaps,” said Harlow. “But right now, I ttapi we might have a conversation.” “Oh, goody, goody, two-shoes!” cried Priscilla. “I looking everywhere for a boy who can carry on a intclli^ conversation.” “Your search is ended, madam,” said Harlow, and pi® back his sleeves and looked at his cuffs to pick a likely topie a start the conversation. Oh, woe! Oh, lackaday! Those cuffs on which HarlowW painstakingly transcribed so many facts—those cuffs on he had noted such diverse and fascinating information-t^ cuffs, I say, were nothing now but a big, blue blur! ForH# —poor Harlow!—splashing around in the finger bowl, had god' 3 his cuffs wet and the ink had run and not one word was legit And Harlow—poor Harlow!—looked upon his cuffs andbK‘ ; out in a night sweat and fell dumb. “I must say,” said Priscilla after several silent hours, “It* you are a very dull fellow. I’m leaving.” With that she flounced away and poor Harlow was crushed to protest. Sadly he sat and sadly lit a cigarette All of a sudden Priscilla came rushing back. “Was tW^ asked, “a Marlboro you just lit?” “Yes,” said Harlow. “Then you are not a dull fellow,” she cried, and sprang'j' 3 bis lap. “You are bright! Anybody is bright to smoke suet perfect joy of a cigarette as Marlboro which is just chocks of yummy flavor, which has a Selectrate filter which coins' 1 soft pack that is really soft, and a Flip-Top Box that really ^ and which can be bought wherever cigarettes are sold in all r' states and Duluth . . . Harlow, tiger, wash your cuft 131 be my love.” “Okay,” said Harlow, and did, and was. © lauim 5 *'' The makers of Marlboro cigarettes, who print f/iiswl" . at hideous expense throughout the school year, ®rf r ' happy for Harlow—and for all the rest of you who ha# covered the pleasures of Marlboro* PEANUTS PEANUTS only Zo MORE PAYS' UKTIL BcETHOVEN'S BIRTHDAY /1-Z6 By Charles IF YO/'D KEEP TPACk YOURSElF WE WOUlDnT HAVt TO DO THIS! id TMIN5 YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR DOGS IS THAT JHEY'RE LOYAL. v Sr* THAIS TRUE.. NO MATTER WHAT SORT OF A BOM A DOS'S MASTER MAY BE,THE DOS UTlLL LOOK UP TO HIM AS If HE WERE A KING...